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Sense of direction fail!
oh. yes. thank you. I get it now.
Well I know I’ll sleep tonight.
Just got pawned.
Either you’re trying to make a joke that I don’t get or your own joke just owned you. It’s pwned.
pawned. pawn shop. it’s funny. i think.
I think perhaps I was pawned off without realizing it? Someone owns me now?
OWN3D!!!
At least Chase’s comment makes sense in a way. But considering “pwned” is a “word” that some idiot probably created by mistyping the word “owned” and decided to keep using it, I think your comment is the real fail. Quit trying to talk “cool”. Using “words” like “pwned”, which obviously aren’t real words and aren’t acronyms for anything, just makes you look like douche.
And “just makes you look like douche.” makes you look like a douche. Fail.
Wow, another person who can’t create his own comebacks. I think that’s your FAIL, sir.
i am to be thinking that it you are the one who not is making the comebacks, sir.
maybe Douche is a person. a friend of Tiamat’s perhaps.
(not to insinuate your friends are douchebags)
Oh, but most of them are. Well, the ones that I don’t consider “close friends”.
loz. Marry me.
Thanks for the education about where “pwned” came from. I really had NO clue that it was a typo. I can sleep so much better knowing where it originated and that I am apparently a douche-bag. I seem to be in good company though…
In case you missed it, I was trying to point out that if he was attempting to make a “pwned” joke, he failed.
I never called you a douche-bag. I said douche. The way you corrected him made it sound like you use “pwned” a lot. Next time, I would just refrain from correcting words that don’t even exist.
Sorry about the incorrect term.
And again… I was pointing out that if he was intending to make a joke with THAT imaginary word, he failed to do it. Get over it!
This, gentlemen, can only be settled with an old-fashioned duel. Ten paces and then fire. And may God have mercy on your souls.
i want to use a rocket launcher
I call sniper. And btw, I would be a gentle-woman. ;]
now that i think about it, can i have a flare gun? i want some achievements.
‘pawned’? You mean pwned?
MC Escher store?
Went there once. Spend all day trying to get out of the stairwell.
Gah! “Spent”, even.
s’ok … i mean who hasn’t gotten space and time mixed down up in out there?
You had to hang a right (left?) and go down (up?) the up (down?) stairs. Also, you need to be on acid.
try doing it blind
a sleepwalker’s worst nightmare
But imagine all the fun you could have with a slinky.
LOL … especially on the escalators.
you mean the Escherlators?
win!
That is brilliant!
No, no, no, see… in the southern hemisphere, water swirls in the opposite direction, the seasons are opposite, down is up, and vice versa *nods* Indeed, this is obviously in Australia.
it’s actually a myth that water drains in the opposite direction. the direction is determined by other factors
Like the sink’s design.
Indeed, Coriolis has very litte effect in this case.
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You’re first!
you fail
you fail
on occasion yes. For example, I fail at figuring out whats more annoying the idiots who scream “I’m First!” or the equally idiotics that scream, “You’re first!”
But of course now is the idiotic newcomer who wants to win the annoying competition through insulting someone with the same insult they used on someone else, because heaven help them if they have to use more than 2 brain cells to come up with an insult…ooooo the agony of choices.
it would be pretty easy to make a comeback based on correcting your spelling and grammar. but i’ll leave that for someone else to do.
It would be pretty easy to make a comeback based on correcting your capitalization. But I’ll leave that for someone else to do.
oh i never capitalise. so i wouldn’t see it as a correction.
I was just mocking the person who can’t make their own comeback.
why would i make a comeback when i wasn’t involved in the insulting to begin with?
No, you misunderstood me. I copied your comment as a way to mock RedWhiteandFail.
(I didn’t get that either, loz!)
ohh i see. ok, all understood. ahhh doesn’t that feel better
it’s very snuggly too, nestled here amongst all these comment box lines.
Loz I love you, I want to make many nestled comment conversations with you.
*Every comment below is a FAIL*
I FAIL!
Nooooo…you pee. TOTALLY different, though easily confused.
I’m assuming since this is the absurdist page (up is the way to down, etc.) that Sara has simply contributed another logical impossibility — “Sara” and “FAIL” are two words you never put together IRL, unless you’re willing to risk total protonic reversal.
Don’t cross the beams, whatever y’all do.
ok to cross the beams, it’s the streams you have to watch out for
Nah…you just need to find urinals at 90 degree angles from each other….
Important safety tip. I’ll keep my épée en garde.
Yup, just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill fencing joke. Nothing suggestive or provocative here!
That dude totally burned me on the “streams” thing. Who am I gonna recall? GHOSTBUGGERS!
No need to be de-fence-ive.
Foiled again!
*pees*
Soiled again!
*seep*
umm…
toiled again?
*looks dirty*
No! I’m being Rape-iered by Fencing puns!
we need some razor sharp wit up here.
*slices*
I just hope your grammar corrections have nothing to do with quotation marks and punctuation since that whole issue was solved in the fail box comments.
Any other grammar and spelling mistakes I make, I appologize for, after all, its a losing battle trying to correct grammar and spelling on the intarwebz, so I really shouldn’t assist the enemy.
*internet
Wait for it, wait for it, here it comes…uh oh, I am sorry, it seems to have gone over your head.
Shiny. . .
*applause* Best response ever
no no no, we’re over the punctuation/quotation marks. that is in the past!
So you have the idiots who scream ‘I’m first!’. You have the idiots -like me- who scream ‘you’re first!’
And then you also have the idiots who scream ‘you fail!’.
There’s really no difference.
So hello, my beloved fellow idiot.
Ive seen this, it was taken at an antique shop in raccoon city.
Was K with you?
Damn straight I was.
interestingly enough, i use two different computers under two different names, but the same email and i have the same picture.
i have an account, but where’s my special picture?
please work now that i logged out and back in?
;D
Now, that above, THAT is masturbation.
Zombies hate bargains.
They hate bargains, but they know antique shops are full of old people and easy prey. So its a love / hate relationship.
You’re right. Even I would overlook the ridiculously low prices for a slow moving buffet.
That Alzheimer’s just adds that little extra something to brains…
Ah, you must’ve picked a brain or 2.
or pickled.
Just add formaldefail.
Like you just did.
Racoon city? Those things have their own city now? Damn, evolution works fast
The attic is downstairs
The outdoor display is inside.
the idiot’s a genius
No, you’re not.
your no is yes!
You sound like a rapist.
I LOLed. Then felt guilty.
The exit is the Entrances, and the entrances is the exit.
Do you mean
“The exit is the Entrance, and the entrance is the exit.”
or
“The exits are the Entrances, and the entrances are the exits.”
Grammar FAIL
hey he’s obviously mexican, give him a break.
The sunken gardens are up the terrace stairs.
Based on the smash hit “Tighter Buns in 30 Days!”
You can check out any time you want, but only as long as you’re heading back to the Hotel California.
What a nice surprise!
Don’t forget to bring your alibis.
There is no ground floor.
It’s only a 15 minute drive on the parkway.
The ceiling is the floor.
You take the trash IN!
Looks like the base meant something else…
All your base meant everything to us.
But now that they all are belong to us,
we mark them up for mark down sale.
at $-29 off
I saw a treadmill on sale the other day for $250. It also said that it used to be $189.99. Too bad I didn’t have my camera with me T_T.
I see what ya did there! Win.
Brain hurts. Hurts, fuzz. It. . .hurts. *Facepalm*
Primo a scrivere in italiano!
PS Siete tutti dei cretini.
First to tell an Italian geek he/she failed.
By the way, wouldn’t this be very confusing for basement cat?
TRICKERY!
primo a videre un’ MAGGnifica merdaccia cane ^
Le vostri madri e le vostre sorelle non mi chiamavano così quando mugulavano dopo avermi pagato per sodomizzarle. Non avete fallito, SIETE dei falliti.
^ un’ seconda MAGGnifica merdaccia cane, in su’ culo proprio
va fare una bella cacata
(he is a very beautiful cactus???)*
*For those who are about to flame me for my ignorance of Italian or for not using a translator, do be aware that I was merely making a joke. So ppplllbbbbt.
Think “caca,” not Émilie Simon.
Hmm…apparently you didn’t hear me the first time…
PPPPLLLBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Wasn’t paying attention — too entranced with Emilie in the online video of “Fleur de Saison.”
Good lord…are you feeling okay? I dar’st wag my tongue/In noise so rude against thee, and you let it pass??
*feels fuzz’s forehead*
You obviously haven’t watched that video — she makes me a man with a temperature for all seasons. And hetero or not, if she don’t warm you a bit, too, you should see a gardener.
no.
dont get it either!
What items do you suppose are on sale there?
(1) A bottle in a ship (um, for a special sail).
(2) Used condoms
On the Mothers Day Gift rack.
( 2 1/2 ) Upside down pound cake
Poked or unpoked?
a ship outside a bottle, more like.
same thing
Nazi barbecues and pies you can’t poke, never mind laugh at.
slightly used rubber fist
Comfortable Heels. Or for that matter, a comfortable bra.
bra? *masturbates*
You wouldn’t if you knew just how uncomfortable they can be. But hey, maybe you like pain.
If your bra is so uncomfortable, I can take it off for you.
Who said I was still wearing it?
Stop making me horny! My girlfriend doesn’t like it when random strangers do that to me. Although, I don’t know why, it just makes it so she doesn’t have to work for it.
stop making me horny! your dad doesn’t leave town for another week!
To be honest, that’s not the reaction I was expecting. I was expecting someone to say something like: “If your girlfriend has to work for it, why is she your girlfriend?” I really just said my previous comment as a joke. I don’t have a girlfriend. However, I do have a boyfriend.
Boyfriend fail.
How is that a fail? I call that an “Able to admit that you’re gay and not care what people think WIN”.
1,000 pardons, i didn’t read close enough. (I thought you were a woman). PRIDE WIN indeed!
I’d kiss you, Tiamat, but talons is in the way — and not even my open-mind can embrace that polymorph.
Is this better, fuzz?
Heee!
…Oooooops. Sowwy.
*ducks out of the way*
I am a complete and avid fan of people doing what they please. I kind of take Bill Hick’s stance: “So long as I don’t hurt anybody, what the fuck business is it of anyone else’s, be it the government or my neighbor, to monitor or enforce my behaviour”.
Well Tiamat, we’ll always have 5:34-5:35 pm.
Here’s looking at you, kid. *blows kiss*
That’s how I think, talon, but please get out of my way. People these days… *stands next to fuzz*
Tiamat sandwich.
Men at Work
Hell, he has a boyfriend and I don’t. I say boyfriend WIN!
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Yeah, I’ve never known the caress of a lover. I just sit around all day customizing emo rants with the vague hope that one day I can afford a Realdoll.
I got turned away from most girls when…umm…well, nevermind, we won’t talk about that…
Dude, gave up on the ladies that easily? Chicken!
Yo, Matt. How many guys you been with, eh? Chicken??
highfive
sorry, i should’ve mentioned i’m female…
mentioned female mentioning umentionables?
*goes vertical dreaming of being horizontal*
*goes horizontal for fuzz*
Cybering on Failblog…WIN or LOSE? Fuzz, I just hope for you that that’s not some old man on the other side of the internet.
Fail on my part, I meant to say “FAIL”, but when I said WIN, LOSE just automatically popped into my head.
ah well, i guess you’re right, you never can be too safe on the internet these days…
It makes me mad sometimes. My dad told my mom that just because I have friends over the internet, he thinks I’m getting it on with old men. T_T
i’m guessing loz is a grown up Mädchen…
which, grammatically, is neither male nor female,
but, anatomically, has just the right convexes and concavities to be a fitting horizontal to my art -and -beauty -loving verticality
i thought mädchen was female? isn’t it german?
and yes, i hope my concave is a perfect fit for your eh… convex.
Mädchen means “girl,” but grammatically the word is what’s called a diminuitive, and diminuitives in German have “neuter” gender
der Junge = the boy (masc.)
die Fraulien = the miss (fem.)
… but …
das Mädchen = the girl (neut.)
Deutsch ist toll.
Sehr toll.
Es ist Bloed (umlaut fail).
germans have no gender. how long have you been here?
yes, always make sure your partners use condoms when cybering on the internet
(preferably new ones)
cybering or dropping dead? ‘horizontal’ can mean anything
clarity fail.
it’s perfectly clear in my fantasy, amico
(ghee-and-jello … that’s kind of interesting itself)
always room for gelo
You like pain? Try wearing a corset.
Masturbates? *masturbates*
you’re not fooling anyone. we all know you have 2 hands on the keyboard
Still have his feet.
:masturbates orangutan style:
*lowfive*
(3) New antiques.
(4) Unique reproductions.
(5) Modern Classics
Future presents.
ghostly presence.
Instant Classics
microsoft works
sometimes.
somewhere.
U.S. government intelligence
New and improved.
Good American Beer
Gold silverware
unmentionables
But you just…screw it…rubber cement!
rubber balls n’ liquor
that might hurt after a while
McDonald’s food that tastes good and/or is healthy for you.
long shorts
Postal Service
clear distortion
Dry ice
Cold Sweat.
IcyHot
Fairlycold/Tepid
Jumbo shrimp.
There are spoons.
Not since those smooth-talking dishes blew into town.
There are spoonings.
Sphere are toonerisms.
Erm…do you mean roonerspisms?
There’ll be tongue twistings and conjugations
(thooner or später).
Tongue twistings???
Um…I think I already used the most appropriate quote for that up there ^^.
Mmmmm….
All alone.
virgins
Happily married.
Ouch.
wax products
Where’s the fail?
They have a very cheap basement for sale.
Since there was no room on the groundfloor they had to store it upstairs.
All your basement are belong to us.
Lol, good one.
Only in Soviet Russia.
now, that’s not necessarily a fail … the floor that the sign is on could be a sub-basement, in which case it would be a directional win …
not really possible, you can see the ground level out the window.
imagination fail
the house could be on a steep hillside, first floor could be sub-basement at the same time.
to be one of those skeptics, this sign could have been pointing up from the subbasement.
to be one those believers, the sign could have been pointing up from …
THE DEVIL IN HELL.
(who’s apparently a demon bargain-hunter)
who’s living room furnishings are constructed of late celebritys bones such as Rasputin and Adolf Hitler. what a rare collection it is.
i don’t know about Rasputin, that bugger still might not be dead yet.
haha. poisoned, shotx2, stabbed and eventually (we hope) drowned.
oh shit it’s Claire Bennet in a past life.
It’s not, aaaanon. It’s the staircase leading from ground to first floor.
and of course, a day or so after i post it another comment appears right above mine saying the same thing.
I think this store is where Escher got the idea for his painting.
paintings* and yeah that’s already been mentioned lol. unoriginality win!
in fact they were more drawings than paintings.
You knew what I meant, so oh well. But apparently it doesn’t like the link I pasted onto here. So to get to it search “Escher lego” on Google. Then click the first link in the list.
hahah! that’s genius. i love when people have too much time on their hands.
they were eschings
And I’ve seen them…
how do you get a special picture?
You have to be special!
or…you can just go to gravatar dot com.
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i suppose it was, since we can see it
Did you offer to invite her up so you could show them to her?
And I was just a touch too slow on this one!
Heeeeeeeeeeee! :p
Haaaaaawwwwww!
Is there an ass in here…?
It’s was a redneck literary moment — a dramatic reading from Donkey Howdy , by not Cervantes.
*tilts*
LMFAO — took me a moment!
With all these horizontal musings hereabouts my mind went first to that association; I’ll never see the phrase “tilting a windmill” the same again!
*tilts a dragon*
Yes and there is a cat on it.
To provide the most touching perspective and overall best feel for the subject, I offered to invite her horizontal.
So this “etching” is mounted on the ceiling?
Would you like to come see for yourself, mm?
I’m gonna need time to recover from my weekend before I take you up on that offer.
Saw lots of artistry, didja?
Congratulations, darlin’.
Oh, I saw many things. And died often.
Escher worked primarily in printmaking and lithography.
Wikipedia overuse win.
No. Reading books and knowledge win.
Oh, I was wondering what he meant by Escherlators, lol.
Yeah, I thought the guy was just a DJ.
a basement! and its upstairs! lawl, funny.
not
dang… i have to go get something downstairs in the attic
just don’t get turned inside out … i hate that
But ’round and ’round is much fun.
And then there’s back and forth and … ♫ na na na na ♫ …
Yes, those too.
just don’t go insane
Hmm . . . at least they Failed Upwards?
. . . Would that be a Downward FAIL or an Upwards WIN?
And going by this logic, do we assume that since they Failed Upwards, they actually succeeded? Would they Win at Failing? A Failed Win?
. . . A Winned Fail? (Won Fail?)
Okay, I’m done . . . I hurt myself with this. Ow.
Overanalysis FAIL.
Fedor by armbar
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Wait…look at the pic. The LIGHTS are on the FLOOR. See ‘em? Practical joke on stoners…BIG win.
That place should be excused if its in Australia. :3
Australians would think it should be excused if it were in the US.
haha win
Lol. How bout in Soviet Russia?
i believe the sign is in english, not russian.
In Soviet Russia, you bargain for life.
We were talking about what countries that sign would be excused in, not the language.
Topic comprehension FAIL.
and you chose russia why?
because the Russians will sell anything anywhere even if it defies logic!
mmm vodka
Mmm uranium.
Uraniummmmm. *chernodrools*
The french for “Bargain basement” is “étage des soldes”.
It’s NOT a fail !
It’s probably a Soviet basement
See? I knew it!
You’re 253rd!
You’re something that rhymes with that.
Rhymes with “253rd”? Or rhymes with “That”?
Meh, either one could work.
could you be looking for ‘turd’?
Thanks for the offer, but you can stay at home. I’m really not looking for a turd.
the castle must have turned upside down when they beat dracula.
But then shouldn’t it be “sɹıɐʇsuʍop ʇuǝɯǝsɐq uıɐƃɹɐq”?
Adept in the dark arts, this one is.
Inordinate amounts of faildechlorians, there are.
I think I’m dead now, man!
Nah, just something that rhymes with that.
And where is the sign!? in the dungeon?
…oh snap.
I thought these comment boxes were part of the pictures.
umm… Well, they were just as amusing as the fail pictures, if that means anything positive
you people are crazy
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