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Implying you’re condoms don’t work is funny…..
Like you are grammar.
His grandmother doesn’t work?
No, she are retired.
she’s retarded?
no, Benny, you’re
no - your retarded.
sorry eric, you’re not mine
don’t bother, i AM retarded
stop makin’ fun of me
ASKJDHASDOASOK! sorry, i had a spasm…
All of you. All of you people, they’re so much more to the world than busting people on there grammar fails. Seriously, your out of line. I quit.
In that second to last sentence, it’s actually “you’re.” Just a grammar heads up.
You, know the retired, grammar.
Overcompensating your “you’re” ftl…
Missing the obvious joke WIN
Now now…maybe her/his aim will be better next time.
it was an off day! DON’T JUDGE ME!
But your work is funny.
( And, yes, I’m implying your condemn has used Nwabby, right here it the good ol’ USA. )
I condemn you to life in condoms.
You must be one of those for choice for lifers.
( But I sense you should choose to get a life for yourself. )
A “get a life” joke? I’m a little disappointed. That’s not the witty, original humor we know you for, Fuzz.
i don’t appreciate the implication that i am an unemployed condom.
nor do i find it funny to make fun of the down and out condoms, just because we are known for repressing people. we have feelings too you know; ultra ribbed and studded. if you prick us, do we not ooze?
we are all polymer microparticles in an aqueous medium my friends!
I will sleep well tonight simply for the energy that I burnt off laughing at this.
Okay…usually I just roll my eyes at the stupidity of the comments. This one made me actually laugh out loud. Well done!! (though explaining the laughter when I was in the room alone was a tad difficult!) Thanks for the laughs.
Are you in the condemn industry?
i wonder how they collect the used ones..
Its a dirty job but someone has to do it
On the bright side the pay and benefits package is good, and my pension wont be too bad either.
pension? Don’t you mean penison?
Is that like penal venison?
Is “penal venison” deer meat served in prison?
yep
Sounds more appetizing than “rectal vermillion”.
Fucking rofld.
It’s like recycling. I do know that once they get them back, they shake the fuck out of them.
highfive
condoms
*masturbates*
Girlfriend Fail.
If you say so
you probably buy the condoms just to say that you use them.
virginity fail
Hey look, its a nerd sexuality battle!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, FIGHT!
virginity win :p
Like you’ve never masturbated with a condom on? Tchh…
Actually, it was your girlfriend that said so.
That’s safe to say.
sheep win.
you don’t have to use condoms to masturbate
i heard you get blind if you don’t
No, a splat in the eye only causes temporal blindness.
Thats why you aim away from yourself.
Although that then causes the problem of getting it off/out of wherever it landed
Keep a box of tissues handy.
You have a problem getting it off? Then this thread is moot.
“Temporal blindness” ?
Yeah, I hate not knowing what time it is…
Comment WIN!
Temporary blindness. Vocabulary fail, ololol.
then every man on this planet would be blind
Except Bill Clinton. In his case, all his secretaries and interns would be going blind.
Thats why they built the Washington Monument…
naw, you get hairy palms.
I swear the last weeks fails have all been up before. failblog is beginning to fail.
Have you been looking at the “Vote” page, maybe? They are moved to the main page from there.
Failblog beginning to fail…
>_>
How unexpected?
FIRST!
Have you noticed noone did a “FIRST!” comment? ^^
Its the happiest day of my life!
actually, i did two
Guaranteed fail.
Although you did by mentioning “FIRST!”
You may have possibly ruined it, hmmmmm.
I must ponder upon this….