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  1. Lol says:

    Ahaha…

  2. Uhtred of Bebbanburg says:

    As history, recent and past, shows, religion is much more efficient at killing people than worries.

  3. No wonder they’re wanting to kill people — “Church of the Cross” — they’re clearly angry about something.

  4. Avis says:

    Yeah, well you swallow.

  5. Winfail says:

    So if this is the Methodist churches new selling point, I say GODLIKE WIN

  6. Killerwit says:

    It’s the Inquisition!

  7. underbond says:

    This one’s so old I think it’s actually in the Bible.

  8. nytshad says:

    I always wondered why the cristians use a device of torture and execution as their primary symbol. Now I know…

  9. t says:

    So obviously fake it hurts.

    Really, there are even automated generators which let you put any text you want on there.

    Failblog fail.

  10. Amanda says:

    FAIL FAIL.

    Because that’s actually a syntax fail, submitter. Yay for linguistics.

  11. Amanda says:

    FAIL FAIL.

    Because that’s actually a syntax fail, sumbitter. Yay for linguistics.

  12. dude im on it says:

    Makes me wish I had taken a picture of one of the church marquees here where I live. It said for the month of June: “Real dads git er done with Jesus”

    Really, I want to meet the man in charge of what that thing says.

  13. tikikisilakakamumu says:

    Semantics! So that’s how it’s called in Soviet Russia!

  14. E says:

    Don’t mean to crash the party, cos I’m all for making fun of churches/church signs, however, this is very likely fake (especially with how pixelated it is). There are plenty of websites that make fake church signs, i.e. churchsigngenerator dot com.

  15. LightDisciple says:

    Oh Methodists, is this the best method you could come up with?

  16. loz says:

    everyone knows religion in general sucks.

    • david says:

      unfortunately, not everyone knows this.

      • loz says:

        oh yeah, sorry, i was day-dreaming and in a perfect world.

        • fuzz on the concept says:

          y’all obviously know far too little about Tantra
          *recommends Passionate Enlightenment by Miranda Shaw … but recommends a good practice teacher even more*

          • -.^? says:

            if it’s anything like Tantric Magic…good “personal trainer” WIN!

            Methodists suck less than Baptists religion-wise…but as far as fellatio goes, I would think Methodists are better because they’re less stuck up. Soooo…would that be a sucking win?

  17. Killerwit says:

    Why do we say “WIN” instead of “SUCCESS”?

  18. Chris says:

    This has been one of the most entertaining threads on failblog I have ever seen. Good job everyone!

  19. lolMiel says:

    Not necessarily fake; I saw the same thing written on a church sign in my hometown. It spreads quickly.

    liek ur mom

  20. Alex Portman says:

    I’ve never seen so many euphemisms on one page.
    *internet implodes*

  21. Dexaan says:

    Forgive me father for I have sinned…

    Nah, I don’t think so *zaaaaaaaaaaaap*

  22. MLD says:

    I always knew the damned church was trying to do me in >_<

  23. Anonymous says:

    ought to be a church of scientology. lol

  24. Mashirafen says:

    I was going to give the church a call but then I realised my phone only had the first three numbers on it. =(

  25. LB says:

    I admit I don’t have a picture of this (cause it happened a long time ago), but when I was about 14/15, I was walking through my local shopping center, and a charity shop had the following sign in the window….

    “GENOCIDE IN RWANDA –
    YOU CAN HELP”

    And yet people thought I was crazy when I couldn’t stop laughing.

  26. ling says:

    That’s not an error in semantics, it’s an error in syntax…

  27. ham says:

    Spelling FAIL
    somantics

  28. Mikey D says:

    That would be a philosilosophicable matter.

    I feel so much happier now.

  29. Lololol says:

    Lol Thats some church huh

  30. Shiggity_Shiggity_Shua says:

    Syntax fail, actually.

  31. Dan says:

    Awesome… This is my church. It’s in Lexington, Ohio. The guy who made this sign did it on purpose. He put up all kinds of funny sayings for a few years.


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