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porka

Yup, that’s the same sound your mom was making when she was gagging on my schlong yesterday.

silliewillie

Ahaha sounds like lol’ing… Is your schlong so small then?

 
porka

Didn’t you see my schlong then when you came home while I was giving it tot your sister last Tuesday?
Next time you should leave u alone.

 
Captain Bratwurst

If it’s as small as it sounds I’m guessing he probably didn’t see it…

 
porka

Tuesday was the first day that came to my mind. I couldn’t say yesterday because that was the day when I was banging someone’s mom. Two bangs on one day isn’t always healthy.

 
the raccoon

porka’s schlong is tiny, porka’s schlong is tiny!

 
HavUTheenMaWeena

“Two bangs on one day isn’t always healthy”
I bet you have man-boobs, don’t ya?

 
Pretentious White Girl

man-boobs? *masturbates*

Stratoty87

Girl masturbation? *(slight pause)* Oops, no need to masturbate. Never mind.

Killerwit

Sweet. She’s jilling off.

HavUTheenMaWeena

Rollin the bean

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Pretentious White Girl

Pattin’ the bunny

 
Chris

Stimulating the clitoris.

 
Avis

Buffin’ the muff(in).

 
Killerwit

Double-clicking the mouse.

 
deedle

Rowing the little man in the boat.

 
Gorgonzola

Poking the pie?

 
fuzz on the concept

Double-entendring the tenders,
entrancing the entrance,
and entertaining the inner ‘tain.

 
Chris

Tweaking the vagina nipple.

 
Chris

Finger-boxing with “Marvelous” Marvin Waggler.

Nesting the comments below the level.

Slightly using the rubber Fist

Dialing 999

Opening the 25th hour

Making the Ho-Made BBQ sauce

God-Referencing the Hause

Feeding the picky eater

Euphemising the Euphemism

Ok. I’m done now.

 
porka

Are you sure?

 
Dragonwriter

Airing the orchid
Spending the night with your five-fingered friend
Wetting the whistle
Nuzz the fuzz.

…erm…nevermind that last one, ‘kay?

 
LightDisciple

Wow.

 
fuzz on the concept

::netherminds::

 
knight who say niii

Scratching like a DJ

 
Mac

Flipping through the yellow pages

 
Killerwit

Needing some dick.

 
 
DiddleMouse

Diddle with her skittle!

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SaNdCrAwLeR

porka… that’s a female pig here :o (ok ok porca)

porka

Yup, the pig with (man)boobs.

 
 
 
tikikisilakakamumu

… we don’t need no water
let the motherlover burn!
burn, motherlover, burn!

 
 
 
david

what’s this i hear about you having a small penis?

GrapeVine

Spreads like wildfire, doesn’t it?

 
 
 
 
Uhtred of Bebbanburg

As history, recent and past, shows, religion is much more efficient at killing people than worries.

Killerwit

DEATH TO ALL INFIDEL MOODS!

fuzz on the concept

^ a killer to believe in

Dragonwriter

Dangit, killer…I had a really great infidel mood going there, and you killed it.

Pllbbbt.

Killerwit

Jihad me at “Dangit”, Dragonwriter.

fuzz on the concept

Shiite, there goes my Sunni mood.

Killerwit

That was the bomb. (Praise Allah!)

 
GrapeVine

Awww, brilliant! =D
Your mood has just arrived here. I think it’s gonna stay
a while. Please don’t worry. It’s gonna be alright.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
McFaggin

RELIGION SUCKS. SATIN RULES!!!

Kurt

Yes, Satin is smooth and soft to the touch.

McFaggin

Ah, so you are a follower as well? but obviously not a Failblog veteran.

Killerwit

*nods and glares and Kurt*

Dragonwriter

Hey! Don’t you know it’s rude to kurt someone?

 
 
 
 
 
Gefunkel

“Nights in wet satin…” *sing*

 
 
 
nytshad

I prefer silk, but whatever maintains the bouyancy of your aquatic vessel.

Sara J

The correct answer is blue velvet.

Killerwit

A shade of which is aqua velvet?

 
bobby

Heineken? **** that ****! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

Don’t you ****** look at me!

 
 
nytshad

Mine sails on the backs of the souls of murders baby seals. Murdertastic!

Killerwit

Everyone knows animals don’t have souls.
And, yes, I’m aware that humans are animals.

Pretentious White Girl

So when I sold my soul for that jell-o shot…

???

Killerwit

…you totally came out ahead on the deal.

 
 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

Sometimes a wind blows
and you and I
float
in love
and kiss
forever
in a darkness
and the mysteries
of love
come clear
and dance
in light
in you
in me
and show
that we
are Love

_____
(”Mysteries of Love,” lyrics by David Lynch, music by Angelo Badalamenti, from the Blue Velvet soundtrack)