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Nice!
FAKE!
Looks pretty real to me. Can’t you see the part of the sign to the left sticking out of the blue holder? It’s obvious someone shifted the signs over to cover the S. So it’s not a photoshop job.
IRL Photoshop?
Ph33r t3h l337 – ah, stuff it – fear the real life graphic hacks!
‘fake’ as in ‘obviously set up’ and not a true fail.
agreed, i work for Target, and this is one of their signs, and the way it is sticking out on the right side of the sign means that it was done by a customer, not by someone who worked there.
it was a nice try though.
Occupation fail ?
Haha Yeah, I work at Target too. I think i’m trying that… hahahaha
I work for Target and that’s hilarious! Sometimes the crap (har!) people pull in the store is just annoying but I have to say, this is full of win.
My mom keeps all my craps in a crapbook. She has craps saved from when I was only 3 years old.
Oh, good, I thought I was alone there.
Crapbooking is my favourite hobby.
I think that probably the higher-ups redesigned the sign holders and the store didn’t re-print the signs to properly fit the holder. That kind of ‘crap’ happens all the time in retail.
no. you can see that someone shifted the signs over to cover the “s.” if you look at the right side you can see that the signs aren’t in the whole way. basically someone thought they’d be really clever and funny and change the sign. amusing, but not outrageously funny. i’d say a FAIL for management not noticing it right away, but the picture could have been taken by the pranksters right after the changed the signs…
Either that, or someone’s too lazy to insert the sign all the way.
You mean, too lazy to insert all THREE signs all the way?
Yeah, no.
The only thing that is “fail” about this is that it made it onto failblog.org
amen i couldn’t agree more, who ever made this into a fail; fails at life.
OH BS! You can get on a computer and just adjust the margins and lo and behold…it worksl
Your thinking “FAILS!”
Actually it’s at target. I recognize the sign
First!
Counting fail.
yeah. actually nope was first, but he is so cool, he doens’t even feel like mentioning…
Not first….I fail…punching out!!!!!
*dodges*
mongoloid fail
That would be a “win” in my case.
proud to be a mongoloid?
fail
proud to be a racist? fail.
*is gobsmacked*
Where is Fuzz? Some folks in these here parts need some enlightenment.
I’m studying Vajrayana in Mongolia, engaged in delightfully enlightening activities with a number of the yogini adepts they have over here.
Y’all go on without me.
Nope…no thanks.
*defects to Mongolia*
Enjoy your Red Tara practice, I’m going to go revel in Samsara.
I love crapbooking….
I love crapping my pants…
2 girls……
… one crapbook.
Reference Win
Wow, I am first? wtf. Anyways, this is stupid, they obviously pulled the signs over just enough to take the picture. Sure it looks amusing at first, but its not legit – it was staged.
Wow, everyone posting at the same time. Guess I am not first, not that I or anyone cares
Nor do we care if it was staged. It still says ‘crapbooking.’ Laugh, dammit!!!
So I was on my way to the crapyard to pick up some crapmetal and grab some spare parts off a crapped VW, when I saw some guy craping ice off his driveway and I got this tremendous urge to start a crapbooking club where me and some friends could sit around gluing pictures to crap paper.
… I try to hard.
Maybe so, but it was funny.. you were really craping the bottom of the barrell for some of those..
Hehe, you said “craping the bottom”.
Hehe, you said “bottom”.
Where?!?!1?!ein!1
haha german. ein!
haha german fail. the number 1 is ‘eins’.
Haha, Education fail.
The German one is Ein.
NEIN, ist sie nicht.
”ein” sagt man nur bei unbestimmten artikeln,
und in bestimmten fällen auch bei maskulinen formen.
die ZAHL 1 wird selbst nach mehreren rechtschreibreformen
immer noch EINS geschrieben/gesprochen.
have it babelfished.
FAIL-adar
Danke, kein Moss ansezt.
I try to hard too, but I usually just soft instead.
A win!
not hard enough to avoid a spelling fail.
I blame it on my keyboard, Elvis, Aliens, and John Travolta.
A poor workman always blames his tools, Elvis, Aliens and John Travolta
In Soviet Russia….
Nah, too stupid.
Wow. I think that’s the first time that phrase was ever uttered on FailBlog. Seriously, since when is anything “too stupid” for this place?
What about the Ninja’s?
Is that you, June?
The posts that are legit, are far funnier. When stupid things happen as a result of stupid people, its funny. When its stage, its hardly a fail. Sure it may be amusing, but not nearly as funny as that which is real. The site is “Failblog”. If its staged, its not a fail, therefore, doesn’t fit with the site.
(And this staged “fail” is obvious too).
Failblog is about truth!? Wow, I never knew sleeping with people’s moms was so common! And to think of how much I’ve learned about Soviet Russia!
In Soviet Russia, truth is the fail and all mothers have never slept with anyone.
And they make Vodka out of furniture.
..furniture out of bread…..
You knead a lot of dough for that.
knead sounds like ‘need’
ha
it was a joke
ha
why is no one else laughing?
I laughed on the inside. (Not a euphemism for female masturbation)
*laughs on the inside* oh yeah.
wtf?! my comment nested!
Because your small wang upstaged me.
less than average height chinaman attention seeking win!
Ha
^ See what sarcasm does?
In Soviet Russia, Vodka makes you
HELL YEAH!!
You’re the first wet blanket of the thread, if that makes you feel special. Not that I or anyone cares.
This post is off to a roaring start. *sulks*
Thanks for contributing.
I’ve seen how you leave your “contributions”, Killer… :p
But the blanket is warm and moist. Mmmmmm. Moist warm blanket.
crapfail First!11
Last 2 fails added together? Holy crap.
or the last 3.. I’ll bring the crapbooking stuff, you bring the orange cream popsicles, and we’ll meet at the church! Hooray fun for all!
And then we’ll all have anal sex. Yay!
If you were bent over, I’d show you anal sex.
With this rather informative diagram that I have on the floor here
I’ll be working on my crapbook, but you are more than welcome to bring friends and do whatever you feel apropriate for a church visit..
You’ve got some gymnasts there?
don’t you mean creamsicles?
“C’mon Skippy, just paste your memories right into this crapbook!” Ah, but Skippy doesn’t have memories, no no. The ether took care of that.
maybe these are for those who only have crappy memories? that’s depressing..
Ether? I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff eventually….
“I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.”
God, I love that book!
I actually won a couple of costume contests as Gonzo. It’s all about keeping up that drunk/high out of your mind demeanor.
Did you have the uniformed dwarf following you around with the pink phone?
No, but I did carry around an ice bucket with all the martini fixin’s.
“Alcohol and drugs make me cool on the internet!”
FAIL
Alcohol and drugs DO make ya cool!!!!
With words like “wasted,” “trashed,” and “sh*t-faced,” I don’t think being drunk is anything to brag about.
depends on the setting… it’s pretty cool to barf in the himalayas because… you’re in the himalayas
Is that the only reason?
Wow, you sound like a lotta fun.
WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A COSTUME CONTEST, MORALIZING STRAIGHT-EDGE PEOPLE! Jesus, a bucket of ice and some booze ARE PROPS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS? No? Ok, I’m going to get loaded, tie one on, and bang your pre-teen daughter.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Go be straight-edge elsewhere, ye of the contracted mind.
My, what a bitter little ray of sunshine you are, nvillain.
Ealdorman said it’s time you got off the internet
C==3 <—-nvillian, your dad says it’s time you got this off.
I think you’re being WAY too generous there.
Oooohhh, I hit a nerve! I win!
-_-
hardly
rather sad that you don’t even know anything about the name you are using
-_-
Actually, I’m eagerly awaiting the next installment in the Saxon series. Just finishing the Arthur series, and have ordered Azincourt. Too bad your little “Ealdorman” quip wasn’t humorous enough to deserve a direct response. Oh well, fate IS inexorable.
Wikipedia FTW
nerd fight!
Nvillain: You’ve gone from amusing to tedious. BTW: You’re really living up to my judgement of you as a “bitter little ray of sunshine”.
HavUTheenMaWeena: I have WAY too many Star Wars action figures to be a nerd…. wait a minute….
Do you have the Boba with the straw-penis?
No, but I do have the Vietnamese-hooker version of Jar Jar. “Meesa so horny! Meesa love yousa long time-time.”
There go my nipples again.
JIZZZZZ!
Killerwit: “There go my nipples again.”
Use epoxy next time that happens.
Star Wars? AND King Arthur???
*masturbates*
Girl on internets masturbating?!?!
………………….
………………
………..
……
::masturbates::
Raoul Duke FTW
I love that movie!
Well it was ether that or formaldehyde.
Good ol’ formaldehyde
crapbook paper wins for me.
I ran out of crapbook paper this morning. Bad times, not good times.
Just use your left hand to wipe. In Imperial Japan, that’s how they rolled.
In Ethiopian restaurants you’re supposed to only eat with your right hand.
isn’t that what crapbooking tools are for?
crap about u, if crapbook paper win!11
Accuracy win!
stupid.
idiotic.
moronic
damn. someone posted before me. Can I change mine to hebetudinous
Moronic.
Good thing you have a twat or you’d be totally uselss.
+e
You got me, Sara. (Under the microscope, that is.) ::)
*brushes off hands*
It’s a rough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
I always knew Sara had a Killerwit!
An old girlfriend of mine used to crapbook. I made fun of it, but that just made her get all pissy.
Golden shower WIN!
R Kelly win.
P Kelly win.
This is epic.
At least someone got paid to fail that hard. How much did you make per fail again?
This is not-so-epic.
none epic.
inepic?
phail?
No, I think you’ll find replaces F’s with Ph’s unnecessarily has been compyrighted by Ben and Jerry’s ever since ‘Phish Food’ was invented. Believe me they do plan on suing.
I think I’ll find i used to many unnecessary apostrophes and should stop being a smart ass.
Apostrophes: fine
O’s: not enough.
ail.
ALL!
ALE!
Hail? Hail who? Me? sweet.
Someone is full of themselves today.
This is faked? But…but…that must mean other stuff on Failblog is faked! Maybe even everything on Failblog is faked! Oh, no, the disappointment! I’m going to have to unsubscribe…as soon as I finish wiping away my tears.
sarcasm, you has it
wit and humor, you don’t has it
But everything on the internet’s true right?
Yeah, just like Santa…
And the stuff on TV!
I has it…I has it…I has it…
I ain’t has it.
Perhaps crapbooking is a way to preserve crap in fun and festive ways for future family generations to see.
Boo on fakes!
My hiccups are gone!
here we go then: crapppl, crapworld, crapeverything!!11
Crappy reply if you ask me.
irst!
win !
you people are such losers!
And you aren’t?
… I would have been more impressed with “How appropriate, you fight like a cow.”
Ha I’m older than you! 19!
whippersnappers
Isn’t it past your bedtime?
That would be a Target fail. … It’s sad that I recognize that… but yea.. . and it’s not fake… the sign is just shifted. deeeerrrr….
This comment has been Photoshopped.
And there’s one I took in the airplane bathroom on the way to London.
And there’s one I took in the bathroom of Buckingham Palace.
And there’s one I took into the Thames. The police were so pissed.
Win!
Failblog has been sh1t lately. Most of the recent posts have been fake, staged, or a non-humorous cultural misunderstanding. Can we submit pics to failblog? I’ve got a few LEGIT fails. Hey, failblog admin, you should post a picture of yourself working on this site. Because you fail.
Shocking.
If Failblog is as full of shit as you say it is, why don’t you leave?
And yes, you can post fails. Click “Send in the Fail Boat” at the top of the screen.
You can say shit on the internet. Nobody’s going to be happy because you replaced the i with a 1.
So that aisle is simply full of toilet paper?
Fail Combo x3
Why do people vote for crap to get on the front page, and then complain about it being crap?
I SUBMITTED 3 AWESOME FAIL PICS AND NONE OF THEM MADE IT TO THE VOTE PAGE….MAKES ME MAD, I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET THEM ON THERE.
There’s a 2-3 week backlog. If your fail pics were truly awesome, you’ll see them on the voting page eventually.
Probably because the ones who complain didn’t vote for them. I bet at least half of those who complain haven’t even noticed that there is a vote link.
It’s funny if you’ve ever worked in retail. The signage person probably felt bored and a bit naughty…wanted to see if anyone would notice, and here we are!
Haha! Crap.
EMAIL FAILED
‘failpictures@gmail.com’ am 8/16/2008 2:06 AM
550 must be authenticated
Join the Internet Hates Me Club. We meet when the server’s in a good mood.
In Soviet Russia, the book reads YOU
In Soviet Russia, book craps you
The Soviet Russia RAPEs u!11
This should not count as the sign can be easily manipulated.
Sure it can.
Store display monitoring despite pervasive security cameras
fail.
why are old fails reappearing?
Target fails at many things, including making me happy as a team member
OMG, I thought I was the only one to notice that!
I had a “OMG, Target has followed me home from work” moment.
So glad that I’m not the only one that realized this was Target. FAIL: Employee satisfaction. Their Christmas bonuses are worth putting in a crapbook.
You would do that to a poor, defenseless scrapbook?
In Soviet Russia, scrapbook f*cks you.
Wow. I suck.
I was slightly drunk, and desperate.
So was the scrapbook
I love crapbooking in my free time, it’s a great hobby.
NO FAIL! this had to be deliberate… FAIL FAIL! Yeah I called it, whatcha gonna do?
*starts playing Cops theme song*
What makes this funny, for me anyway, is because it’s walmart!! And walmart in general is a fail, and i love seeing anything demeaning walmart
It’s not a Wal-mart. Look at the sign next to the B13 – it’s a red circle – a typical sign used by Target. Wal-mart doesn’t label their aisles this way either. This is a Target Fail. You fail.
It doesn’t really look like they pulled the signs over, it looks like the signs are just too big to be able to read everything in the opening. It’s scrapbooking tools, so there’s got to be some scissors somewhere. Pick ‘em up and use them!!
(Imagining what kind of crap I’d keep in a book)
No no no this isn’t a fail. This is a truth WIN!
Only if you cuddle afterwards!
title fail
me and my mom say that all the time. we say it on a sign and we’ve been saying it ever since.
ROFL took me a while to figure out what was wrong. *Dyslectic fail*
it’s a SET-UP FAIL – the signs aren’t too big – there’s room on the right; someone pulled them out deliberately to hide the S … no big deal, but prefer my FAILS not to be set-up, is all…
MAN I USED TO CRAP BOOK ALL THE TIME… GOT TIRED OF THE MESS IT MADE THOUGH…
hi i ♥ u
Also known as Facebook.
obviously rigged.
they moved the signs to make them say “crapbook”
hahahahahha B13 LOL
i bet one of those “crapbooks” is “Everybody Poops.”
/slaps knee