The things your mind totally bleeps over and fills in – I read everything on the cover at least five times or so before I read low enough in the comments to figure out what the fail was!!! And now I smack my forehead and feel stupid! Hahaha…
Maybe. But it’s not like they didn’t make penis jokes then, so something very much like it might have happened…among any given company of soldiers/warriors.
You don’t hear this a lot on the internet by people that routinely post in blogs like this, but personally, I like my fails like I like my women, real.
Faked fails are humor, but not fails, save for the fail that occurs in posting them as if they are real.
Ah kudos. T’was a well written piece indeed. I wonder if perhaps Ireland had canibalistic inclinations, it may have been taken more literally by the populance…
“Chili’s” plus “Johnathon Swift” reminds me of the time someone tried to place a human finger inside “Wendy’s” chili and get a settlement out of it. They got busted. Human chili jokes reigned for a few short months.
i think they actually eat that in china…oh no, wait, it was fried goose
head. not a joke, but i’m sure someone on here will masturbate
with it. at lease use a towel.
What’s with all the baby butt sex posts?
O.o
Now, I understand every human being has some form of fetish that might be unacceptable to others etc etc etc, but srsly, is this your kink?
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Funny, but unfortunately a fake. This image was used in a lecture about what can happen with unfortunate layouts and was in fact created just for this purpose. If someone took the time to find the actual cover for that issue they’d find a completely different picture.
there’s no way this lay out was accidental especially with the “Feed a Picky eater” Bubble positioned where it is so it effectively reads “Feed a picky eater penis.”
If you google “snopes parents magazine” you’ll find this has been debunked — it isn’t an actual mag cover, but rather the work of Andrew Hearst, published as an example of what could happen when magazine covers are partially blotted out by photo layout.
Twas a joke. Referencing my inability to see anything other than the blatant dirty thing to see. Kinda like that vase with the lovers and the dolphins… I struggle to see the dolphins.
i hate to be the one to say this, but it’s fake. Not that it takes away from the humor. I just need to mention that in order for this to make sense: Many of those elements were taken from the real cover. lol
I don’t know if anybody else pointed this out or not… But the little circle says “Feed a picky eater” or some such thing… If you add that to the whole P__en(t that looks like an I)s effect, well… I guess you can learn to feed a picky eater a penis.
no wonder shes so happy….
Not First! Wooo! Yay! Wa Hooo!
(This is supposed to be fun?)
You fail at life.
The latest in “Penis”: See ‘Amazing Moms’ butt sex their babies with 1 of any 54 DIFFERENT PROD-UCTS EVERY MOM NEEDS!
You have some very strange fetishes… *shudders*
That and you’re not funny. Don’t forget that part.
Noted. Screw humor, stick to baby rape.
I believe you mean “Don’t screw humor, screw infants instead.”
lmao
Healthy sexual development FAIL
also in this month’s issue of PENIS…what to feed a picky eater!!! *vomits*
The things your mind totally bleeps over and fills in – I read everything on the cover at least five times or so before I read low enough in the comments to figure out what the fail was!!! And now I smack my forehead and feel stupid! Hahaha…
what’s a “prod-uct”?
I think that was an attempt at alluding to how one would Prod another with their penis. It was a stretch at best…
That’s. . . apparently what she said.
your mom
Hurray for the moralizing fail! Just keep watching
in this issue of penis, you can give ur baby a safe car *shows bike* *random person walks by and says “FAIL”*
my penis is very huge
mine is like a babies arm holding an apple. or better yet, like a babies arm holding an adults arm…
Originality fail.
“mine is like a babies arm holding an apple.”
Ever seen Austin Powers perchance?
perchance that was a reference joke and perchance you are stupid enough to think i was trying to be “original”
win
win-ky
drumroll… cymbal!
Forsooth!
I just said the same thing on another page,
forsoð
You soothsayer, you.
They also had the quote in the latest rendition of King Arthur but I’m not sure it was historically accurate there.
Perhaps King Arthur had just watched Austin Powers?
Maybe. But it’s not like they didn’t make penis jokes then, so something very much like it might have happened…among any given company of soldiers/warriors.
King Arthur? *masturbates*
White girl masturbating??!!..
*goes to write a blog about it*
::masturbates::
See? You do come here for the women!
actually it’s pre-austin powers. it was probably a truman capote quotation.
neophytes.
The Tubes “what do you want from life?”
that saying has been around long before Austin Powers
i’m hung like a Pringles™ can
Thin walled and hollow?
And tasty on the inside.
How do you know?
I asked your mom.
whahahaha
Sour sauce -_-”
Copyright WIN
i dont have a penis. woo!
Mine’s small and bent. And proud.
Fake? Photoshopped? Is it possible that a major magazine could get released with an error this obvious?
It seems most fails are faked nowdays.
You don’t hear this a lot on the internet by people that routinely post in blogs like this, but personally, I like my fails like I like my women, real.
Faked fails are humor, but not fails, save for the fail that occurs in posting them as if they are real.
Check the Snoopes. Always check the Snoopes.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/parents.asp
What? You mean (aside from anyone buying an issue of “Penis” magazine) that floating baby head in the top right seems normal?
Yes it is a fake, made to prove a point for a lecture on what can happen with unfortunate magazine cover layouts.
fake. I believe it’s on snopes.com
… yes… you need it to make babies…
I love it – how the firetruck can this get printed?!
The Printing Press was invented centuries ago.
Ah, but publishing baby rape in “Penis Magazine”? An advent of modern thinking to be sure.
uh yeah yer not funny.
Is it bashTalons day ?
We honestly don’t need anyone rating jokes for us.
Meh, just 14 year old angst. Her mommy probably wouldn’t let her stay home from school so she could go to Hot Topic.
No shit Sherlock…?!
Dig deeper, Watson
That’s what she(rlock) said.
Shit, Sherlock Holmes will never be the same again.
Drink from a cup? If there were two babies maybe…
What Would Freud Ponder?
What Would Freud Fondle?
His cigar, I reckon.
Oh all that is holy and mighty…*barfs on the keyboard*
Why do I feel like I just walked nito a frat party?
Define “cup”.
Two babies, one cup?
It makes the “AND MORE…” extra creepy!
Not if you want more.
Talonsofpeace you’re a sicko man. I’m wondering if your declared properly in the national sex offenders registry.
Penis…
Is your child ready to…
* Give up his pacifier
* Sleep in a bed
* Drink from a cup
And More?????
Epic FAIL
Deal with parents that subscribe to “Penis” magazine?
floating head baby looks unusually happy
The best part is the “Clip-And-Save Babyproofing Guide” right above the Penis
This is famous. A famous fake.
Ancient but still funny. Saw this first when the magazine was published… 3 years ago.
It’s not real…….
No you didn’t. Fake then, fake now. Check Snopes.
And then there’s the DISEMBODIED BABY HEAD!!!!
Above the title it says “Clip-And-Save Babyproofing Guide”
Another Fail?
VASECTOMY WIN!
*Paging Dr. Snipowitz, Paging Dr. Snipowitz.*
As long as he’s not the one who was in charge of the page layout. dont want him snipping the wrong bits.
Could’ve been helpful, at least in my case.
Why so serious?
Because the internet is serious business. :[
54 Products Every Magazine Needs!
#1. an editor, or really anyone with functioning eyeballs.
#2. Comics!
#3. A horoscope with incredibly vague predictions.
#4 Loose postcard ads.
#5. at least 20 ads for erectile dysfuntion drugs.
#6 Vague ads for femenine hygeine products.
I thought you didn’t believe in magic, Dragon.
Um…I don’t. What does a horoscope with incredibly vague predictions have to do with magic?
Perhaps I should have said “fake predictions”, but I thought that was pretty much implied…
A title called “Penis”.
…and we all know where the “scary germs” come from…
So? penis or maybe pents. Ha ha very funny. Grow up.
Note: The “i” of “Penis” is dotted with the hint “Feed a Picky Eater”. Are they suggesting to feed babies penises?
but see, the baby at the bottom of the I is almost like its on a hook. maybe its an excerpt from Johnathon Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” ?
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
HAHA. always a good combination. Chilis and Johnathon Swift…
That too, but what of Fat Bastard?
thats too expected, i had to go with classical satire FTW
Ah kudos. T’was a well written piece indeed. I wonder if perhaps Ireland had canibalistic inclinations, it may have been taken more literally by the populance…
“Chili’s” plus “Johnathon Swift” reminds me of the time someone tried to place a human finger inside “Wendy’s” chili and get a settlement out of it. They got busted. Human chili jokes reigned for a few short months.
The head of a chicken was found in a Newport News, VA McDonalds. It was found fried with the McNuggets.
Mmmmm, chicken head. My favo(u)rite.
i think they actually eat that in china…oh no, wait, it was fried goose
head. not a joke, but i’m sure someone on here will masturbate
with it. at lease use a towel.
Our apologies, we’ve no chicken heads at this locale, they’re in the barbecue sauce department with the ho’s.
Yum!! More Irish stew for me, please!!
and me!
mmm…babies
Get in mah belleh!!!
Perhaps the other way around?
So thats what you feed a picky eater.
…and we all know where “Scary Germs” come from…
“Protect Your Child from Scary Germs” = Sterilize the penis before and after butt sexing?
What’s with all the baby butt sex posts?
O.o
Now, I understand every human being has some form of fetish that might be unacceptable to others etc etc etc, but srsly, is this your kink?
Erm srsly… I’d bet money that Talon is a convicted pedophile… for reals dude… you’re creepy. And yer not funny at all.
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talonsofpeace is my hero. Sometimes, the funniest thing on the failblog is seeing how your off-color humor gets to these kids. Win!
Funny, but unfortunately a fake. This image was used in a lecture about what can happen with unfortunate layouts and was in fact created just for this purpose. If someone took the time to find the actual cover for that issue they’d find a completely different picture.
Lol.
Seen this before
You’ve seen a penis before, good for you. is it really necessary to tell everyone?
He wishes the ancient greeks to know he isn’t a virgin.
Probably never seen his own, that’s why he’s boasting about knowing what it looks like.
Innocence win.
gender assumption fail!
For the name Jay? I’ll lay odds on his win over your fail, skippy.
morons
so what was the actual tittle of the magazine?
Can’t figure it out? Add an “a,” “r,” and replace the “i” with a “t.”
What do you have?
i saw it just before i came to check the replies
You saw it before you came?
Gross!
The magazine had a tittle?
there were quite a few tittles on the lower case “i”s
most tittles turn lower case after a baby.
Natural downturn in attractiveness win
yeah, but extra softness win too…
Quality, not quantity!
Feeling a little insecure?
and quality is always nice, but you cant have sex with tiny boobs.
I thought those were jots
And once again, teh sex-e interweb’s lols best high brow humor.
Mammaries: 1
Grammaries: 0
Question fail.
there’s no way this lay out was accidental especially with the “Feed a Picky eater” Bubble positioned where it is so it effectively reads “Feed a picky eater penis.”
This is a mock up, I thought EVERYONE knew that already!!!!!
PENIS : is your child ready to
Marketing fails, pedophily wins
Ooh are we making up words? How about anilimity.. thats a good one.
Bestilimy?
This is actually a confirmed fake. It was created by Andrew Hearst of Panopticist.
Fist
Late observation FAIL. That was a couple of fails back, scroll down on the main page!
BURNN PINWORMS BURNNN!!!
This is a very old fake…
Yeeeeeeep. I was going to say the same thing but I see you beat me to it. WAAAAAAAAY old, definitely fake, zzzzzzzzz. Failblog FAIL
If you google “snopes parents magazine” you’ll find this has been debunked — it isn’t an actual mag cover, but rather the work of Andrew Hearst, published as an example of what could happen when magazine covers are partially blotted out by photo layout.
Geez, this magazine is old! April 2005!
pedophiles WIN!!!
Just check the happy babyface just below the “i” from penis, he really likes it.
That was snoped years ago. Totally fake.
Trying to… figure… out… what… it’s… meant to… be… Wait! Aha! Wait… no… thought I had it for a second then.
parents
Twas a joke. Referencing my inability to see anything other than the blatant dirty thing to see. Kinda like that vase with the lovers and the dolphins… I struggle to see the dolphins.
i thought you might be but i wasn’t sure so i thought i’d tell you to incase it would relive you of some ignorance.
Dolt–reliving ignorance day after day.
Penis WIN
Vagina fail?
Tut tut tut, NEVER a vagina FAIL
*bows down in front of wise lord*
Ooh don’t tempt me
another dupe… hmm.. lots of dupes here lately
Want me to put my dupe in your ass?
Crap! I just subscribed to Penis magazine and this is not AT ALL what I was expecting.
Geez, what were they thinking ? So many sick references in one cover ! GAWD !
.
.
Early sexual education WIN !!
YEAY! All the moms out there would wonder when they see that cover!
i hate to be the one to say this, but it’s fake. Not that it takes away from the humor. I just need to mention that in order for this to make sense: Many of those elements were taken from the real cover. lol
It’s already been said. Like four times.
Or more.
PENIS
#1 FAMILY MAGAZINE SINCE 1924
Did anyone else notice that it says something about feeding a picky eater right above the “penis” fail?
No one noticed, no one gives a damn. Go back to bed.
In the UK, the emergency number is 999, not 911.
humorously posting on the wrong fail, fail.
Not only that. Should Klaus go back and look at the picture, only numbers 1, 2, and 3 are available to push.
He should just press the 3 button nine times!
Why did nobody think of that before?
This is fake. Check snopes.
Ahah, it’s still funny. It’s like those ads where you can find the word “sex” hidden somewhere.
clearly, marketing has changed these days.
|the kid|
penises makes babies !
Technically, the penis only plays a part in the conception of a baby. It doesn’t contribute any genetic material.
FAKE. And so is the “Lickable” one.
I never thought I’d see the day, but…
Fake.
I’m sorry Father, for I have sinned…
Haha, fake or not, it’s still funny!
Wow, that talonsofpeace dude is annoying, a sick wacko, and not funny all at once.
Win!
nope.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/parents.asp
real! but not real.
http://www.panopticist.com/2005/03/coverup_at_parents_magazine.php
someone did it on purpose to show how this technique of creating covers can mess up
http://www.panopticist.com/2005/03/coverup_at_parents_magazine.php
Yep, fake according to snopes http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/parents.asp
lol,penis
Faked Fail.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/parents.asp
This is fake; here’s the snopes article on it:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/parents.asp
That’s what Sherry said.
Go to Snopes, they say this is a fake.(just like that guy’s CD of ‘The Salzburg Innercity Choir)
it says protection from scary germs ..
like STI’s
I don’t know if anybody else pointed this out or not… But the little circle says “Feed a picky eater” or some such thing… If you add that to the whole P__en(t that looks like an I)s effect, well… I guess you can learn to feed a picky eater a penis.