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last last last!
your irony is HILARIOUS!
Really? It made my balls itch.
*lends a helping hand… scratch scratch*
that was as creepy as this ad.
and almost as creepy as the possibility of there being no santa
I could you something very disturbing then…
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Crap. Typin while masturbating remain extreezmely dificuld.
You jerk it to Failblog? Or just 6 year old girls?
why not both?
*High Five*
is your icon a picture of george w. bush ?!
This is pretty clearly fake, if you get a bigger picture of this you can see the text saying the gymnastics are creamy and delicious like the ice cream
Wait, what? That makes it super ad fail, and pedophile win!
go die
Did he die?
*tips hat*
That’s not irony.
How ironic…
dontcha think?
A little TOO ironic…
Yeah, I really do think.
it’s like rain on your wedding day.
that cunt needs to be shot. what kind of a moron makes a song called “ironic” without including a single ironic statement in it?
That’s the point of the song. Its ironic that there are no examples of irony in a song called “Ironic.”
False. Alanis is an asshole.
Her lyrics are also full of ambiguities:
I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other one is giving a high five. Must be pretty tough to give a high five with your pocket.
Ummm…don’t people normally have two hands??? Or am I just some anomolous freak of nature…???
*whoosh* Over your head, eh?
C Dave was implying the line meant “I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other pocket’s giving a high five.”
C Dave – grammar FAIL.
The second part of that line refers to the portion BEFORE the prepositional phrase “in my pocket”. Mayhap English is a terrible language, and I surely didn’t write it, but that’s just how English grammar works.
thats the irony
it should be renamed ‘Shitter’ as in if it rains on your wedding day, its a shitter
or 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
that’s not ironic. that just sucks ass
its like meeting the man of your dreams—–
What’s even more ironic: the first comment actually WAS ironic…
…which, by the by, isn’t actually ironic at all.
The definition of irony is “the use of words to describe something other that their literal intention.” So while the original situation might not have been ironic, the fact that he describes the situation as such is. In other words, the fact that he used the word irony to describe something that, in fact, is not ironic makes it ironic.
“…I voted for the 86 million before i voted against it…”
That’s the wrong type of irony.
That’s sarcasm, not irony.
And the fact he used the word Irony to describe something that wasn’t just makes him stupid, not ironic.
Um, yeah, that is irony per Websters. Semantics fail for you.
Uhhh… no… not even close:
1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2. Literature.
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3. Socratic irony.
4. dramatic irony.
5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6. the incongruity of this.
7. an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
8. an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.
Still not ironic. Consult the masterpiece lexicon authored by the entity known as “Merriam-Webster.”
Seriously.
Jeeeeeezzeeeee two in a row !
These are to keep with the Jesus Power Switch and the Straw Fail !
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Runs to the kitchen to find a cup.
SKEET SKEET!
WIN
No
There are two girls in this ad, now you’re adding in a cup as well?
Lickable?
Even more fail…
speaking of two girls 1 cup. I saw this super hot video of the same name. little quinkidink there eh?
Ahh, it comes out. Hard to disguise your preference for children, eh Mcfaggin? It’s ok, just keep on accusing me of the same. It gets me all “riled up”.
*Masturbates*?
What’s wrong with a preference for children?
-Eternity.
pedo-fail.
eternity=pedobear
*shudders* oh the horror… :’(
obviously this is a double meaning? , i fuckin’ hope not, bad choice of photo……….fail
This made it pst the legal department?
That’s so wrong in so many ways
mmmm no only the one
hey dude, just got some binoculars. wanna check out the park? maybe go to the city pool? I hear they got Pixies Swim Camp going on.
It’s fake. you FAIL.
No, it’s not.
Google “Breyers lickable ad” It’s totally fake. PHOTOSHOP FAIL!
I’ve hurled my fair share of “fake” accusations here on failblog. This isn’t one of them. YOU fail at “fake.”
Maye fake fails all of us.
Or what if fail fails…
If “fail” fails, it becomes WIN!!
Alas you fail at spotting fakes. Do the suggested google search.
totally fake
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4129/
you FAIL rob, YOU LOSER
In Soviet Russia, Fake fails you.
I feel so dirty for doing that…
Do a quick search on the web and you will find this is fake. Get a full size image and read the small text. Obvious crap, and FAKE.
i doubt he’ll be reading the small print if he gets a full sized image…
What the Ad says:
Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun. These are just a few of the words we used to describe our new Vanilla Orange Sherbert Creamsicle. These words also aply equally to America’s 2005 Olympic Rhythmic Gymnastics Team and the beautiful young ladies that comprise it. In responce, Breyers has created a flavour inspired by the sassy metallic orange leotards of our young feminine gymnists who are eagerly busting their fresh asses to make every American proud. And of course, our RSG themed Creamsicle is as fun to eat as the girls are a pleasure to watch! So come join in on the action. All proceeds to sales from the Vanilla Orange Sherbert Swirls line go to help sponsor our young ladies in competition against other rhythmic gymnists from around the world.
That… that just adds levels of creepy!
I think that makes it WORSE.
I’m amazed your comment made it pst the Fail police.
O. M. G.
steve has never seen a girl bending over before.
Probably not with that text accompanying the pic
I’m sure he’s not looking at girls <=16
loz, there is something called a woman. You may want to google it or something. They are like hotter, sleazier versions of these 5 year olds and you don’t go to jail for fuggling them.
nice try, but, fail. because i am a woman
Then show us your boobs!
boobs? *masturbates*
but seriously, you can’t say you are a woman on the Internet and not show us your boobs. that goes against all rules on Intersex.
at least I can say you fail at being provocative. leave Kathy Griffin.
You can’t say you’re a woman on the Internet without lieing.
not unless you post naked pics you stole form google
word.
i have man boobs… or moobs.
That’s hot.
So all those stats that say that more than half internet users are female are what? Photoshoped??? Fail.
98% of statistics are made up
lol@lol
asd
Here, look in this mirror
Lots of people look at girls under 16. Didn’t you watch the Chinese Olympics gymnastics team?
WIN!
Olympic rule enforcement fail.
But you know somebody’s going to have to try beat China at their own game.
2012.
Japan will use men.
Why not. The USSR already did it when they sent the East German Womens Shotput team to compete way back when. I don’t know if those “women” actually had male parts, but they certainly weren’t female by any reasonable means. There was a rumour that when they weren’t competing, they also doubled as the Russian 29th Anti-tank division.
Did Soviet Russia run out of RPG launchers?
Burn of the week!
In Kazakhistan 5 year old girls fuggle YOU
**for a small fee, offcourse**
NOW! with the new offer, buy one Flex-o-kid get 2 for the same price!!
Lickable :p
Geez loz, sorry for being a little repelled by what would be a pedophile’s playboy. Two young girls in easy access clothing and some ice cream. Lickable. Sorry for reacting to strongly for your taste and offending your sensibilities. I will now roll over and pretend that the picture is great and should be part of a nationwide advertising campaign.
humour fail.
Although sarcasm WIN!
Actually, leotards aren’t really easy access. Have you ever tried to put one on? Those things are skin tight.
you damn well better!
Yeah, me too! I’d hit that anytime! *masturbates*
I’m sure some dudez in the prison would hit you too.
Yup, me cousin Bubba is already looking forward to pounding you.
For an inappropriate joke?!?! Jeez!
And if this is not a place where inappropriate jokes are allowed, why are we looking at that ^ picture?
Nickname FAIL
uh. its art.
Yes, thank you, finally someone who understands! In my native language it’s a rather poetic way of saying: “I comment, therefore I fail!”
Unlike porka, whose nickname was originally “i-porka-little-girl”, but for some reason decided to change it for this particular fail.
‘I-porka-little-pies’ ?
If you do you’ll have to pay.
Little Jack Horner,
Sat in a corner,
With his little pie.
He stuck in his thumb,
Pulled out a plumb,
And said, “What a good boy am I!”
And then he paid.
pulled out a plumb, then drew a perfectly straight line
spelling fail.
plum!
Yeah, me too! And by hit I mean kick.
Are you Ernest Borgnine?
Are you a hot brazilian model with huge boobs? wanna fucck?
Well, at least they’re gymnasts, not contortionists…
i LOLed
Lol while barfing. Not a pretty sight.
oh thankfully the LOL came before the vomit, otherwise that could’ve been nasty for everyone.
Don’t rejoice too fast, ain’t finished yet.
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BLOLRF
eugh, *picks carrot chunk out of hair* thanks for covering me in your ho-made sauce.
Would you fancy a straw ?
No they’re too skinny and “plasticy”
Just like the American Olympic Gymnasts
In greatest country in all of land, Communist China, 13 old girl is rearey 16.
Sad truth about NyQuil abuse.
Don’t try, even just once.
And government agencies get together and decide that 7 year old girls aren’t cute enough to sing in public. (I think she was 7, correct me if I’m wrong)
She was 9. The girl lip-synching was 7.
nope the singer was 7, but she had crooked teeth so they pulled her at the last minute and the 9 year old sang.
but don’t take my word for it.
No, you’ve got it backwards. The girl singing was 7, the girl lip-synching was 9, and already semi-famous from a previous ad campaign.
You’ve all got it wrong. They were both 16.
9+7=16, coincidence? i think not. this reveals the rationale for china’s women’s gymnastics team. cumulative age of team=16.
So are you saying that 13 year old girls rear 16 year old girls? O.O
Oh Rearey?
omfg like a pedos paradise that
OGM11! Another pedophile AD WIN?
their mothers must be proud…
… or pimps.
WIN
Or Mrs. Lohan.
…or very prude.
What is worst of it all, is that the gymnasts’ names are on the ad as well… Major, multi-level fail.
yeah, i dread to think the level of bullying those two are gonna suffer in later life.
that, or propositions from porn companies.
The video has already been released… in Thailand.
lolz i help run a beaver scout colony and we have this beaver soft-toy called Barney and every week he goes home with a different child and they write about what they did with Barney and put it inb this big book we have. now one week this girl took it home and she wrote loads of stuff, including the line “i slept wiv barny”
(i hope none of the other leaders are reading this)
Could be worse. My daughter’s class have a stuffed toy elephant mascot called Lucky. And I’m telling you there are only so many times you can hear a depressed six year old tell you on a Friday afternoon … ‘I didn’t get Lucky this week’.
priceless!!!!
I’m a teacher’s aide. I was instructed to play a math game called Bang with a group of third graders. I had a hard time keeping a straight face every time one of the students gave me a “bang” card and stole all my cards yelling, “I banged Miss St. Clair!”
Barenaked Ladies reference WIN.
You’re welcome! That really did happen, although for obvious reasons I changed the name.
I’m not a third grader now, but I was one. Can I play?
My 9-yr-old recently had a well-check, and she had to get two booster shots. She also had to get her finger pricked to take blood for some standard blood tests. On the way home, she exclaimed “I can’t wait to tell Daddy how many pricks I got today!!”
Kids Say The Darndest Things may have been edited.
Something to put into the family photo album
Ahh crapbooking…. The memories…..
at least now they’re famous o.O
***They’re 18, they’re 18, they’re 18**** Can I open my eyes now?
They’re gymnasts, they might actually BE 18. Something about the sport stunts the development of girls. Still, very creepy.
this is wrong on so many levels.
It’s wrong at the 3 foot level, but if you get on your knees you can hit it better.
pedophile WIN
NOW TESTIFY!
Target audience demographic WIN.
If the target audience demographic are pedophiles, that is.
So what you’re saying is you’ve won?
was about to say pedobear win
I second that! Pedobear must be extatic right now (in more ways than one).
Honestly. Some people are truly braindead. *sigh* I guess that comes from being a corporate zombie…
brains…. brains….. me want brains……
[starves]
Pedophiles do buy a lot of popsickles. The ice cream truck needs to appear like a illegitimate business.
lol. i mean legitimate.
They’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse in the form of a Klondike Bar.
I dont think i can really say anything that would be worse than this picture. this is far worse than the donald duck and the stone penis, it is way too intentional, and to think somebody got paid to come up with this idea is disturbing. i feel gross just having seen it.
says the pedophile.
Wait, the breasted one is a pedophile?
Man-boobs are quite common among pedophiles.
Man-boobs?
::masturbates::
Masturbates!?
::scolds HavUTheenMaWeena for such a vile action::
(Take that, everyone who was thinking along the lines of this:
::Masturbates… TWICE::)
Crap… smiley fail… that’s the last time I post an action in parenthesis. It should have looked more like this:
(… TWICE:: )
Don’t worry, the Internet just hates you! Join the club, we meet whenever the Internet’s weather system allows it.
I fail to see the picture.
you must be from the advertising firm that made this.
win!
Using Firefox? The same here. The picture is a .bmp and f4ing .bmp files are not a standard on teh intarwebs. Submitter (dumbmitter?) should save the pics as .gif, .jpg or .png in the future.
I’m on Firefox and I see it fine.
FF FAIL? Impossible?
Firefox abbreviation fail!
How do I capitalize Firefox? How do I abbreviate it?
Only the first letter is capitalized (so it’s Firefox, not FireFox.) The preferred abbreviation is “Fx” or “fx”.
Source: http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/releases/1.5.html
shallow AND pedantic
Internet Explorer WIN
A rare occurrence win.
Well I’m sure that’s your mom’s saying that has come back to haunt you. “lolul, stop doing that…it’ll make you go blind.”
Well done in guessing where the “Add Comment” box is though – Kudos
Does it really say “cream inside”?
it looks like it says ‘creamsicle’. *vomits*
*vomits*? more like *masturbates*
*masturbates*
2 minutes later
*masturbates*
still got a little left.
*masturbates*
man i covered the screen.
Gotta clean that up. It’ll leave streaks if you don’t get it right away.
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww………………
Master of your domain FAIL
Nuck Chorris?!?!?!
Did you really count to infinity….twice?
Chuck Norris will now kill you dead for confusing him with Nuck Chorris.
Right after he travels back in time and re-kills Hitler for the fun of it.
No, I am just the bodyguard of Chuck Norris.
Sorry to disappoint you
Pedobear approves.
… close friend reported.
honestly the talk about eating babies in the last post was far less uncomfortable than this picture is…
Well, they are bigger… hence far more difficult to chop than the average toddler.
whats so uncomfortable about eating babies?
Thank you. Coming home for dinner ?
Sorry man, your mom will be having dinner at my place tonight. Big Sausage Pizza.
You’re into necrophilia too ?
Enjoy snorting the ashes
dude, if you like mom’s with big sausages, well you are f’ed the f up. but while we’re on the subject of mothers, yours is going to be serving me some hairy taco tonight.
Them I am going to your place tonight, I have a rubber fist to give her back.
I bet if I tell girls about how I insult other people’s mothers over the the internet they’ll want to sleep with me.
thats how I got my current girlfriend to go out with me. Sadly she is suffering from a case of “Adam’s Apple Enlargus” and Handus Ginormus. please keep her in your prayers.
Dude, seriously, WHY did you have to steal my rubber fist?
I’ve been looking for it all over the place!
Are you sure it’s yours? Check the stains.
Wot?! Your sister also used it!
and yours is serving me some bearded clam. mmmm.
her chowder is so good, so salty.
Where does the butter come from ? Are you sure it’s not his dad ?
oh she has a yeast infection.
No, that’s cottage cheese.
I CAN’T BELIEVE IS NOT BUTTER!
I SAW THAT! Nothing like having pizza delivered with a nice, fat wiener sticking through it.
Sweet flick!
Oh My Gush is better though.
they are still too squishy.
never heard of lean ground baby? you don’t have to eat the meat off the bone
This ad is a proven fake.
So this post is completely blank only to me?
unfortunatly not mate
That’s just plain wrong.
you know what else is wrong? finding a shit-covered carrot in your brothers clothes hamper. happened to a um… friend of mine.
shit-covered carrot? *masturbates*
dude, even the word “masturbates” gets me horny. *masturbates*
roffle
Dude, even the word “roffle” gets me horny. *masturbates*
I’M SO HORNY.
I THINK IT’S GOING TO BLOW.
squiiiiiiiiiiiizz.
To be honest, the word ‘dude’ does not make me horny.
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.
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Horniness FAIL.
Horniness never fails. *masturbates*
Pretentious white girls make me horny and I’m a pretentious white girl! ::masturbates::
2 Pretentios white girls??
1 Cup??
2 underage little girls and popsicles??
::masturbates x 2,356::
Wow. What did your brother do when he found it?
hahahaha WIN
Probably he put it back where it belonged.
Didn’t that hurt?
licked it.
Did it taste well?
well, you would know bro.
I would describe it with the word ‘crappy’. But that doesn’t help you much, does it?
Try “nutty?”
Got that idea from “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk, did you?
You like Palahniuk’s books?
WOOOOOOOOOOO. GO FIGHT CLUB!!! (the movie)
and, uh, maybe
I think he/she was asking me…
I’ve only read “Guts”. In the similar millionare-homo-nihilist vein, I like Bret Easton Ellis very much.
Wait, this is failblog… Appropriate Website For Engaging In Conversation FAIL? So, yeah, evryone iz ghey fromn ow on,, LULZ..
It could have been worse. It could have been HALF a shit-covered carrot.
wow, musta been terrible losing half a carrot up your ass avis. you have my insincerest sympathies.
I think you have me confused with your sister.
Hum..
There’s a pretty famous French ribald song called ‘Charlotte’ dealing with this subject.
“[...] Mais Ô malheur Ô fatale disgrace,
Dans son bonheur elle fit un brusque saut,
Du contre-coup la carotte se casse,
et dans le con il en reste un morceau. [...]”
Could be translated as :
“[...] But O disgrace, O fatal misfortune,
In her happiness she made a sharp jump
As a result the carrot breaks,
and in her kitty a piece remains. [...]”
except that it flows really bad now. -_-”
Le ew.
Anti-Charlotte joke WIN
Should I ask why there is a french song for this stiuation?
No. You should ask why there is a “French.”
thats so multifail Oo
they hoe makes this photo…
No, they ho makes BBQ sauce. They advertising agency makes this photo, for to sell de creamsicles to de pedobears.
It’s a fake…google it.
Gross.
Somehow, the idea of googling “lickable gymnast” just doesn’t appeal to me…especially at work.
About 6,560 results without quotes.
i get 6040, no fair, what are these 520 websites that are hiding from me?
this is not China!
Safe Search Fail ? You missed all the good gay sites !
omg, gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=285078
the small print on the fail starts off “Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun” and goes on to say “our… Creamsicle is as fun to eat as the girls”.
L M A O
Honestly
OK, ok, who’s coming at the chop chop party ? I’ve got a bbq grill !
Here’s the whole thing…
Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun. These are just a few of the words we used to describe our new Vanilla Orange Sherbert Creamsicle. These words also apply equally to America’s 2005 Olympic Rhythmic Gymnastics Team and the beautiful young ladies that comprise it. In response, Breyers has created a flavour inspired by the sassy metallic orange leotards of our young feminine gymnasts who are eagerly busting their fresh asses to make every American proud. And of course, our RSG themed Creamsicle is just as fun to eat as the girls are a pleasure to watch! So come join in on the action.
Yeah, as opposed to the “bad” ones.
it’s obviously real cause it exists in the world we occupy.
Fake Fail.
Does that make it a fail fail?
but two negatives cancel each other out… ha, so that would make it a win.
come on, lets get some real fails on here please. and no more, the price went up but it says its on sale fails. getting old.
I love you McFaggin!
Has no one told you about the Fail Blog fairies? They come and wreak havoc at your house if you complain about Fail Blog.
No please, thats not f*****g true.
Those girls will go in a few years crazy when they see this ad again… MUHAHAHAHA!!
Yes, fake…thank goodness
that’s just wrong
OMG I wouldn’t buy it but I think pedos would belive there are kids inside
Inside of the combi ? Mmm, you’re right, maybe they are very young looking transsexuals.
PaedoFAIL amirite?
Spell Fail…PEDOFAIL!
Knowing what’s funny requires knowing what’s not funny.
well you got a good start on knowing whats not funny. good luck on your quest.
Oink – College humour by the people having it.
It’s fake. Search the web and see. If you read the text it’s clearly a fake.
Hey Mr Obvious, first time caller, long time listener.
anyways, can you tell me who shot John Lennon?
Isn’t John Lemmon still alive?
Yes, he is…
Hi, thanks for the warm welcome to the community.
Oh, and I’m a Captain
Can I create an account here?
I spoke to my friend who is a manager at Unilever (Breyer’s parent company) and she says the ad is not real. So, FAIL to the joker who made this ad and passed it off as real. Or is it WIN because so many people thought it was real?
even tho its a fake Breyers add, this ad was still made somewhere somehow and thought of by a real human mind, making it just as sick and terrible as if this was made as a *real* breyers ad. still disgusting, still a fail.
Fake friend = Fail. Like some mid level hack at mega-corp would know shit about the ad. Back in your cube, failbot.
looks like some ad from Sweden (for some reason)
Could it be a diper ad? Because they all look the same…
“stretch this lick that…”
Not reading any of the other posts to make this very important post win!
“Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun. These are just a few of the words we used to describe our new Vanilla Orange Sherbert Creamsicle. These words also aply equally to America’s 2005 Olympic Rhythmic Gymnastics Team and the beautiful young ladies that comprise it. In responce, Breyers has created a flavour inspired by the sassy metallic orange leotards of our young feminine gymnists who are eagerly busting their fresh asses to make every American proud. And of course, our RSG themed Creamsicle is as fun to eat as the girls are a pleasure to watch! So come join in on the action. All proceeds to sales from the Vanilla Orange Sherbert Swirls line go to help sponsor our young ladies in competition against other rhythmic gymnists from around the world.”
Lolipron WIN!
I’d like Loligothpron …
It has to exist somewhere according to that famous xkcd quote :
‘If you can imagine it, there’s porn of it.’
This is a hoax. They use the word “ass” in the copy. This is well documented on the web. Google “Breyers lickable hoax” and get up to speed.
Maybe you should get up to speed. How many people before you have already instructed us to google this and announced that is was fake? You fail.
Yeah, that’s not good!
Carrol, show me your tits!
Show us your decency, Porka!
And just in time for Gary Glitter’s return from Vietnam…
Good point… run, little girls! Run!
Wow. I wonder if that guy got fired.
He did. He decided to move to Thailand afterwards.
I thing the ad designer’s name was Chester!
think, i meat think
You “meant” think? I’m just checking. It’s very important to be clear because I hear “meat think” is very popular among men.
Disgusting!!!!
pedobarf
|the kid|
Oh my god they’re CREAMSICLES
yyyyeeeeeeurghh!!!!!!!!!
That’s F*ing appalling.
This is totally fake. And probably enough to subject failblog to a “false light” defamation suit.
FAKE FAIL
You know, you might want to pull that image off of here…it’ll just take one upset parent to see that and complain to your webhost.
We may all get arrested for looking at it…
I thought this was an all-ages site! Why was there no warning before I was forced to enter the web address and involuntarily wait for the site to show up and was coerced into scrolling through the most recent fails to see…THIS?!?
I know what you mean! Everyone who had their web-eyes-virginity taken forcibly should band together and have a mass crying session to mourn their great loss.
*stands with hand outstretched, waiting for others to come and join the circle*
Down with the Internet! Support the Telegraph!
This pic is relevant to my interests
pedofail?
Breyers Exec 1: “I told you we never should have hired Woody Allen to run our ad campaign!”
Breyers Exec 2: “You’re right, you’re right. We’ll terminate his contract immediately. But then who will run the campaign?”
Breyers Exec 1: “I hear Robert Mapplethorpe is available.”
WIN!
mmm… tasty lickable creamsicles… this is just so wrong. i really hope this is photoshopped.
Ugh, while I usually don’t care if things are fake or staged, this is just disgusting. Even more disgusting than if it was a real as someone made this with pedophiliac intentions. I just don’t think sexualizing children is a “light hearted joke” especially with such poor taste that really has no meaning.
Look! It winked at me!
I hope Pedobear gets them. He’d have tons of fun with them.
Sick…I never knew Gary Glitter did ad copy
Mindfuck
It scares me to think that someone is touching himself while looking this, and could be posting right after me…
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4129/
If you want to see teenagers in Leotards without feeling guilty watch the Olympics.
This is creepy on a whole new level.
They’re kids actually.
I think I know what Pedobear’s new favorite icecream is.
i personally think that most of the fails on here are funny, whether they are fake or not. its the thought that counts. mostly. though i prefer the comments. *takes the new orange icecream out of my bag and starts to eat* i dont care about the ad. it fails to want me to get any ice cream. *nod nod*
Fire the marketing manager, stat!
This a real ad? NO WAY!
Stop posting fake fail. This blog is loosing credibility.
The saddest thing is how well rated this one has become. Five thumbs up?
No comment…..
Yes I know, I fail at not commenting…
PUSSY!
VAGINA!
wow
this
is
sick~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You do realize that this is a fake ad? It wasn’t made by Breyers ice cream. It’s some sickos idea of a joke.
No, really? You mean that in all the thousand posts before you, not a single, solitary person thought to point out that this could possibly be a staged ad? Thanks for catching that. Takes a load off my mind.
I not saying it could be. I’m saying it is jackass. It’s all over the net as an
exposed fake. If this site is going to post crap that everybody knows is fake
then Fail FAILS.
Yeah, you’re only the 50th person to say that, too, and I’m going to say the same thing to you that everyone else has responded before: If you don’t like it, no one’s making you come here. *eyeroll*
You’re a dipshit. From your saying that “in all the thousand posts before
you” when less then three hundred had posted to your making out like I
was complaining. All I wanted to do was let the people running this site
know they posted a fake. But if they are doing it on purpose, or just
dumb ass shit sniffers like you, fine I don’t care. And if you don’t like my
pointing out it’s a fake I’m going to say the same thing to you that
everyone else has responded before: If you don’t like it, no one’s making
you reply to me. *flips off Sammie the shit sniffing dipshit*
Biff win
You lose.
dirty mind win.
i can’t believe that made it past the client and into production as an advertisement. it’s vile, distasteful and doesn’t make me want to eat their frozen product.
lol… obvious fake fail
It did NOT make it past the client. It’s fake, fake, fake.
Funny, but fake.
Why don’t you have a seat over there…
disappearance fail?
I smiled =)
I saw this posted in a FARK thread once, and everyone said it was photoshopped. Still means some sicko came up with it, but at least it was never really an advertisement.
This is not a real advertisement, so not funny. It’s photoshopped, and is listed as a hoax here:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/lickable_breyers_ad/
The real question becomes, what kind of pedophile would have those images of children and make this fake ad to post on this site.
maybe Michael Jackson :3 Maybe Quagmire :3 Maybe AA-HA! YOU DID IT, UH!? I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
that’s hotttt.
Your mom?
thats me
I can’t say which is creepier: the girls with their buttock pointed towards us while a slogan proclaims ‘lickable’, or the fact that the confectionary advertised is disturbingly named ‘creamsicles’. Your pick.
You guys are NASTY. I hope you all go to jail. freaks.
I think the caption should be “pedafail” little funnier
the correct spelling would be pædophale methinks
Pedefail
God I can’t stop laughing – it’s just all SO wrong!!!
I contacted Breyers and they assure me that it is a fake. They are attempting to have it removed from the internet.
Because this is a fake, and because it is so obviously something that paedophiles would find attractive, I ask that the people who run this site and choose which items are to be published remove this spurious photo.
Thank you.
MMM dilectable…
Pedophile WIN
OMG that truly an epic fail…
goddamn it
PEDEFAIL!
Pedobear approves!
last!
so far
haha more like pedo-fail
LAWL i’d lick that XD
Irony has waaay too much iron for me.
OMG thats wrong in so many ways but funny
you can be serious, how did they not notice this, in my opinion they made this knowing full well what we’re thinking. and zero, mee too (i hope your talking about the ice-cream.)
pedobear approves