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hisnameischris

The people underneath failed

Gorgonzola

Technically no one failed.
The prankers won but as the people underneath weren’t trying to avoid it they didn’t fail

At a streach you could say
“awareness of a large volume of falling liquid (that liquid probably being H2O) FAIL”

But who in the hell is going to say that.

Roo

Steven Hawkins after a power surge?

rosewoodblues

popular physicist fail

it’s ‘hawking’

 
nobody

First name correction fail: It’s “Stephen”

 
Moody

And it’s Stephen. Pic is old by the way.

 
dolt

yeah yeah yeah OK already i get the idea his name is spelt with a “ph” instead of a “v”

chair

And spelt is spelled spelled.

Matt B.

No, not always. Spelt is an accepted, if antiquated spelling. That is why you FAIL.

kea

I thought it was that gross bread…

fuzz on the concept

I won’t tell “da wominz” that you said that.

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Killerwit

Ph balance is for women.

fuzz on the concept

at yeast it should be

 
lurrrrrker

*snort* bwa ha ha…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

and still funny

 
 
Halcyon

awareness of a large volume of falling liquid (that liquid probably
being H2O) FAIL…
.
I have no friends…

Insanus

Feeling lonely buddy? :<

lonely buddy

no, halcyon is not! stop spreading these rumours about me insanus! :)

 
 
Halcyon

More or less a self inflicted statement on comment whores. heh
.
Yes… I need a hug… XD

MikeWofVA

Sounds like someone is a little emo!

 
Pretentious White Girl


*hug*

Pretentious White Girl

*runs away embarrassed and hides behind a tree*

fuzz on the concept

another pretentious tree hugger
(actually, i’m with your side on the tree thing,
right there, um, on the other side of the tree)

 
 
 
 
 
Gorgonzola

No, just covering all the bases in a rather excessive overkill fashion.

 
 
gasman

For Christ’s sake, why not ‘awareness fail’?

ButhedaBunzai

B..en..d over and I’ll show you an “awareness fail.”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Adoni

They got the discount rate for going with the group baptism

Captain Bratwurst

Now that’s a funny comment. *tips hat*

 
loz

you have to pay to be baptised? no wonder the church is so filthy rich.

Adoni

youre expected to pay just to sit and listen, of course they would charge to pour water one your head. and of course they are filthy rich, they dont pay the same in taxes as a regular business….

loz

do they accept mastercard?

Adoni

Yep, all major credit cards, cash, and your soul

Sara J

Some restrictions apply. Not available in all areas.

lurrrrrker

I get 5% cash back, which is why I’m baptized Lutheran, Presbyterian, Mormon, Methodist, Catholic, Nazarene, Calvin, Mennonite, Amish, Jehovah’s Witness , and have a bar mitzvah twice every month.

TMI Service

You’re clearly not not Anabaptist.
____
The Anabaptists believed baptism was only meaningful as a conscious choice, and considered infant baptism invalid. Their name means “Not-un-baptized” or “Not-not-baptized.”

Avis

I guess that’s why Lutherans go through Confirmation, after which they may participate in communion.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Addict

Scientology is richer….

Kasjer

No, it’s not. Scientology is big only in USA, while Church have believers all over the world. Not to mention it exist for so many centuries, that they probably gathered tons of stolen gold and other valuable things…

MikeWofVA

That would be nazis and the the japanese military from WW2 who have the stolen gold. And you’re thinking the Catholic Church with all the refinery.

Pretentious White Girl

All the holiness that money can buy.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Kit

I prefer the baptism pool party method. I’ll bring the intertube, you bring the holy ghost.

 
 
 
K

*points to Name’s penis and laughs*

Anomnomnomymous

Name thought he had a pube until it squirted at him.

Winfail

Name thought he had a penis until his pube fell out

loz

i heard you pulled it out because you were jealous at how much longer
than yours it was.

Bob Sacamano

I heard your MOM pulled out your DAD’s small penis because you are a JERK FACE!!!

loz

I’m sorry, I don’t understand your reasoning.

Snusch

…so he wouldn’t knock her up again with another jerk face?

 
 
Insanus

It was going soooo well, and you had to screw it all over, hadn’t you?

Insanus

and I h3rd yuo li3ke t3h MuDk1pz!1!1!!1!!1!oneoneonepennisone

MrDan

“MuDk1pz!1!1!!1!!1!oneoneonepennisone”

O_o

Art Vandalay

PEN15!!!

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shoobeydoobey

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Winfail

Ooh look a nest of p£|\|15’s