Comments on: Phone Fail

By: ScruffyPanda

ScruffyPanda — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:37:45 +0000

And St John’s has started specifically saying “triple zero” instead of “triple oh” becuase some young kids were trying to type in tripple “O” by hitting 666 (like in a text messgae). They might have received the wrong kind of help….

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:45:09 +0000

Can I just say as amember of the emergency services that checks these phones that yes, it is a fail.

The old phones used to have all the buttons and were replaced with these new phones with just three buttons – pressing any of the three buttons connects you to the emergency services. The sign above is just older.

However, technically in the UK you can also dial 112 for emergency services (this is the europe-wide emergency number) so you could dial that, but like I said any button will connect you.

Can I also add that testing these phones has pitfalls as when you pick the receiver up and put it to your ear you often get an ear full of snail or spider

By: Izzy

Izzy — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:10:09 +0000

Oh. Observant fail for me. I didn’t notice the lack of a 9 button. I suppose pressing 3 nine times would do?

By: Izzy

Izzy — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:06:26 +0000

Geez. This is only considered a ‘fail’ if you live in the u.s. (like i do >_>) Do these people really think that 911 is used everywhere? America fails.

By: well..

well.. — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:42:26 +0000

i dont know.

By: Zapior27

Zapior27 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:15:06 +0000

omg duh u just dial 9 3’s duh

By: coconutphone

coconutphone — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:53:34 +0000

Uh yeah go ahead and try to dial 9 on that phone. Observant fail.

By: p1chu

p1chu — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:48:57 +0000

loool

By: The Failer

The Failer — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:48:23 +0000

How Am I Suppose To Call 911 or 999?

By: Spaznotz

Spaznotz — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:29:43 +0000

333.333.333

By: Ash

Ash — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:37:11 +0000

oops nevermind just got it haha btw I am not from the states.

By: Ash

Ash — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:34:38 +0000

umm okay? If this was taken somewhere other than North America then what’s wrong with it? 999 is used instead of 911 in other places in the world.

By: lameguy

lameguy — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 06:24:25 +0000

Someone has never been to England

By: Sparda

Sparda — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:24:32 +0000

Seriously? You guys are actually that stupid?

1) BT stands for British Telecom
2) 999 is the emergency number in the UK
3) The fail should be the fact it doesn thave the number 9 on the phone.

By: lolsmith

lolsmith — Sun, 31 May 2009 04:23:36 +0000

Doesn’t matter though, our system now has “911″ redirected to 000 because of all the darn American imported TV shows that say “QUICK DIAL 911!”. So all the kids (and even adults) do it. It’s pretty fail really. So now they put about 100,000+ kids through a wasteful time in specialised education, learning that the number is actually “000″ and not “911″ and also to only use in an “emergency”. >.> I hate school.

By: ME

ME — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:01:24 +0000

People that posted there is not a fail here, are failures. How does one dial 9 on that phone? And why do so many assume that the poster is American and complaining about them thinking its 911. You would likely have to live in Europe to take this picture. Unless it is the USA in which case its a double fail.

By: Kityara

Kityara — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:23:33 +0000

This is the funniest thread I have ever read. I have no idea if it is FAIL or WIN. It just goes on and on, making the same points over and over and over…

Actually I agree with mae_chan above, epic win, for pure hilarity.

Just to continue the trend:

1. Yes, 999 is indeed the equivalent of the USA’s 911
2. However, the ‘ fail’ is the lack of a 9 on the phone
3. This does seem unlikely. However, multiple persons have verified it. 4. There may be other reasons for the lack of keys 4-0. However, who cares? That’s not what failblog is about.

Have fun all x

By: mae _chan

mae _chan — Thu, 28 May 2009 10:59:04 +0000

::looks up:: (o_0) I only started reading failblog recently but this has got to be the funniest shit I have ever read in my entire life. The posting just continued on and on even after the regular posters got tired of repeating themselves. I do believe this fail has gone past the curve of infinity to become an Epic Win.

By: madsheep

madsheep — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:39:03 +0000

AND scotland may i add

By: Bumting

Bumting — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:14:34 +0000

I think the fail is that the sign says to dial “999″ and there are only the numbers 1, 2 and 3 on the keypad. Looks Photoshop’d

By: ModernNinja69

ModernNinja69 — Wed, 13 May 2009 00:41:23 +0000

Umm… you guys do realize that 999 is the emergency number in England right?

By: e.blair

e.blair — Mon, 11 May 2009 02:23:31 +0000

Actually, the U.S. copied the 999 idea from the UK, where it had been in use for many years, but for some reason used 911 instead.

By: Josiah

Josiah — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:58:24 +0000

Note: in England 999 is the number to call

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:12:27 +0000

Actually, 999 is an emergency number in certain places, so
MEGA FAIL FOR EVERYONE. You guys are dumbasses.

By: its not funny

its not funny — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:42:35 +0000

no i have seen unetdied pictures. i don’t think it is photo shopped.

By: Matthew Richards

Matthew Richards — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:21:44 +0000

It’s not fake. 999 is the emergency number in Jamaica.

By: rfoor

rfoor — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:55:38 +0000

sure ill dial nine
*blinks and looks at numbers*
wait there is no nine,
*meanwhile a very serious disaster is happening*
lol

By: callum simpson

callum simpson — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:30:04 +0000

my previous comment is wrong i didnt notice that it only has 3 buttons on it im sorry for calling you all idiots apoliges

By: callum simpson

callum simpson — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:25:47 +0000

ur all idiots if any of u had scence ud see that on the phone it has bt on it stands for BRITTISH telecom 999 is the emergency code in britttain there fore there is nothing funny or fail about that it is perfectly legit theres no fAIL and theres no photoshop

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:46:59 +0000

Lolcattus had such class, kindness, and wit –
you don’t even belong on the same page.

By: phailure

phailure — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:46:08 +0000

don’t ruin it! some people actually believed it!

By: vitor

vitor — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:56:06 +0000

it doesn’t even seem to be working…

By: Peter

Peter — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:32:16 +0000

Fail Fail. BT is British Telecom, and 999 is the emergency number in England.

By: Toastbusterz

Toastbusterz — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:26:08 +0000

Shutup.

By: Shoppie

Shoppie — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:32:45 +0000

999 is the emergency no in the UK so not really sure it’s a fail here..

By: nomdunchien

nomdunchien — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:13:52 +0000

First time I see a telephon with only 1, 2 and 3 buttons.

By: ajjj

ajjj — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:22:16 +0000

oh christ you are all idiots. 999 is the emergency number equivalent of 911 in England…this photo was obviously taken in england.
or it was photoshopped and therefore an invalid fail

By: JESUS

JESUS — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:14:01 +0000

JESUS CHRIST!

The Americans and the damn British are being fucking dumb on this fail.

999 IS correct in the UK, but that doesn’t excuse the idiot who posted this, because he was a dumbfuck enough to point the fail arrow at the 999 part.

He didnt realize the real fail was the numbers.

You ALL failed. Somebody please take this off FailBlog.

It deserves better than this shit.

By: jahosafat

jahosafat — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:03:53 +0000

or 27 times. since 3 times 3 is nine, and nine times 3 is 27.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 05:06:16 +0000

this fail is a FAIL! 999 is the emergency number in the UK. there is nothing wrong here.

By: LD0ne

LD0ne — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:02:10 +0000

bs thats a photoshop

By: cowboys suck

cowboys suck — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:56:21 +0000

try entering that in on the phone

By: Lemur

Lemur — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:36:07 +0000

you tards…… its an english telephone… BT is english company and 999 is the equivalant of 911 in america lol. YOU FAIL!

By: 999 Emergency

999 Emergency — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:55:40 +0000

Not a fail morons, just a different emergency number – it’s 999 in the UK and many other places…. not 911….
I just love how yanks automatically assume they are right and everyone else is wrong!

By: Tippeh

Tippeh — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:53:47 +0000

That’s 27 combinations dickwad! 3 cubed >.<

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:24:16 +0000

Competence-in-emergency win.

By: bob

bob — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:18:25 +0000

Half-wit is a NA saying. as in you aren’t intelligent, you only have half of a wit.
But seriously, what is with the multiple observation fails. one after another.
“it’s a British phone, 999 is the emergency number, it isnt a fail…”
(NA=North America)

By: Pata

Pata — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:38:48 +0000

999 is the Great Britain emergency number. Not every country in the world uses 911…

By: Pat

Pat — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:08:47 +0000

I’m fairly certain the dialing buttons are on the hidden side of the receiver.

By: Mike Jones

Mike Jones — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:26:57 +0000

999 is emergency number in the UK (BT = British Telecom) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999_(emergency_telephone_number)