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FAKE!
just like your weena
all your nest are belong to me
Go into the restaurant and watch for time dilations. Like, stay 24 hours in it, and when you come back out, you should have 25 hours on a clock external to the etablissment. Everything is within the possibilities of physics, so stop complaining about fake.
huh?
it does say open 25 h/day, it just says open 25 hours
doesn’t*
Fail.
so if you worked there you would get 25 hrs of mim, wage or hier right?
yes there is a black hole inside which creates a time paradox. like hawkings and the two twins theory
it’s “all your base are belong to us”
BURN!
Burn FAIL!
WEENA MAN
it was a good burn..
besides you can’t say FAIL to that.. it has to be someone else..
didn’t you read the FAIL-Code?
As I said lower down, this is not a fail. Nor is it a fake. It is a typical JOKE that restraunts pull. Sort of like the Beatles song 8 Days A Week.
I know what’s a jokes, I heard some before. Jokes are funny and this is not.
But it is a typical joke of 24 hour mom-and-pop-type restraunts. If you do a lot of traveling through America by road you’ll see these all over the place.
8 fails before you bailed out my faith in humanity.
why the F— is everything proclaimed fake as soon as it is posted, can’t we just enjoy the fun??? I just want to laugh.
Best not to read the comments then.
Nobody actually posts comments, they’re photoshopped in later.
Nice…gonna give that a WIN
Abstracts post is totally fake. Probably photoshopped
I love that manga! LOL
it’s not fake, my mom lives across the street from this place lol…43rd street and 10th avenue in manhattan, nyc
they are stupid and antisemetic! ice cream and deli!
Perhaps.
I just called them and they offer bacon ice cream.
Oooh! Do they have the “cake ‘n bacon” flavor? That’s my favorite at Baskin Robins.
that is only a seasonal specialty for Passover.. try back next spring
It’s great for Chanukah, it goes with the ham I got on special
Since when does “deli” mean “Jew”?
maybe you should learn the ultiamte Jew Jitsu fighting style… maybe then you would fail not so often…
Maybe you should learn how to spell ultimate…maybe then you won’t fail so often.
Ooh. Burn. XD
Maybe you should learn to make sense kekesvar, then your point would be understood. Also, good burn by Tiamat Ruler.
deli never means jew dumbass, mixing meat and dairy together is very unkosher. that being what they are advertising, they are obviously not trying to win over that segment of the population. hence the joke.
If that was the joke, it’s not a very good one “dumbass”. I’m sure nobody is suggesting that you put salami on ice cream and eat it. Jews can eat meat, Jews can eat ice cream, but not together. Besides, deli doesn’t mean “meat” either. It’s short for delicatessen which means “delicacies” or “fine foods”. By the jokes rationale, any place that serves dairy AND meat (but not necessarily together) is “anti-semetic”.
Anyway, my comment was aimed at kekesvar, and not you Adoni. I’m sure your boyfriend appreciates you coming to his rescue though. Have a nice day.
a fake and failed weena…that should be painfull
um mybe that was meant to be a joke
you know
um maybe that was meant to be a joke
you know
come on, keep saying it, it’s bound to get funny
um maybe that was meant to be a joke
you know
…funny yet?
i lol’d … but i dunno if it was funny
maybe it means it will be open for 25 hours and then never open again
Maybe you should open your trap and put a sock in it.
My thought too!
Or maybe they’ve been opened for 25 hours.
Whoa, well, that should go in the list as a personal best.
OR they open for 25 hours at a time. Never says it has to be all in one day.
That could be…
But then what would be the break?
The next 23 hours. Then repeat.
What a unique shop…
Sixth!
69 is still the best number!!~
totally.. i’m 13 and three quarters, how old are you?!
I think they wanted to write that overstatement on purpose
Happens more often than you think. I saw a quiz show once where the question was asked “how many hours of sunshine per day does a country on the equator get in the summer” and the person said 27. It was a kids’ show, but at 12 you’d still be expected to know how many hours there are in a day. Unless, of course, you want to become a sign writer…
one of the early “who wants to be a millionaire” episodes opened with the first question of what color do blue and yellow make, and the dumb bastard got it wrong. and when i lived in texas for a little while, a kid in my 9th grade class actually thought we lived in south america. then again, this was a kid from a town where when asked to drawa map with 10 landmarks in the town, he had to ask if he could use potholes as landmarks….
i miss texas… haha
EDUCATION FAIL
I knew a girl once who thought at age 17 that islands float. Nothing is funnier than hearing “What do you mean islands don’t float?!”
Islands do float, tectonic plates float on the mantel.
shut up you lazy onwer of dead rats
At least I own more dead rats than you. You good for nothing taxidermist!
Yes, but no island is a tectonic plate unto istself. Think of it this way…
If you put a small block of lead onto a rowboat, does the lead float? No. The boat floats, while the lead is on top of the boat. The lead by itself would sink. Therefore, sitting on top of something floating doesn’t constitute floating.
Besides, I think she meant floating on water.
There was an element of truth to her assuptions though
If she meant water, she’d give Paris Hilton a run for her inheritance money in terms of ignorance.
No man is an island…
Man floats in water…
What else floats? A DUCK!
SHE’S A WITCH!
It’s only a model….
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
NI!!!
brave, brave sir robert
…They were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.
[Muffled "Yay"]
Well, actually, she’s right…in some cases.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_island
I remember I used to think as she did, but yeah, by 17 my geography classes fixed that misconception.
Also, one poor guy got his ‘fifteen minutes’ in something like “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”‘s second season or so for going out on the first question: “Four and twenty , baked in a pie” – he apparently had never heard the children’s rhyme, and was to embarrassed to use a lifeline *on*the*first*question* so he just guessed, and got it wrong.
BUTtttttt….back to the fail, I’d say it’s just as likely to be more of a ‘We give 110%’ deliberate mistake as ignorance.
So you *could* say “Bravado WIN”. :J
i suppose that also depends on how much lead you put in the boat.
as opposed to how much you eat
i admit having consumed more lead than an average person. too much oil painting with all the wrong colors ( who would have thought lead white would have lead in it? haha )
(From Tommy Boy)
“Did you eat paint chips as a kid?”
“Yeah! Why?”
Was the contestant Madden? I remember an episode of Monday Night Football where he went on for about half an hour about how red + yellow = green because he dripped yellow mustard on his red tie and it turned green.
…I could find a Soviet Russia joke somewhere in there…
in soviet russia, 25 hrs open you!
But in Soviet Russia the joke would find you.
^^Soviet Russia Win
I was hoping someone would use this. Help WIN.
im just curious, why the name smile and wave? are really you that optimistic and happy?
He just tries to cover up his life as Emo.
Emo name Fail
Elmo name win?
Elmo knows where you live…
Elmo watch you when you sleep…
“that tickles”
in soviet sesame street, elmo tickles you.. ok sorry had to bring it full circle
Also happens at Neverland Ranch!
Why the hell is my name emo? Oo Just because YOU have no idea of norse mythology, doesn’t mean, that I am an emo. Læraðr is another name for Yggdrasil and I just modified it a little bit, so that I don’t have to use the æ and the ð all the time, because my keyboard does not have such keys. And because I like to play with old words and make names of it.
Mythology Knowledge Fail
ð is pronounced as a soft ‘th’, so your name should be laerathor.
scandinavian character fail.
Don’t know about how it’s used in Icelandic or Faroese, but at least in linguistics an eth is pronounced as a voiced ‘th’ like in ‘their’ and not as a soft ‘th.’
But yeah, laerathor.
The emo name he’s talking about is “Smileandwave,” I think. No need to take it so personally.
They got your goat! I *hart* Norse mythology.
and how might you feel about a þorn in your 3ogh?
My assumption is that he/she works with the public. I used to tell myself that all the time. (Unfortunately I did not always listen and would sometimes get in trouble.)
Ruining the joke fail…
Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
Tell me, my monochromatic friend, can you keep a secret?
google won’t search for chuck norris, because google knows you don’t find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you
There is no such thing as a tornado, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Maybe the shop owner ain’t from earth but some far starsystem and just still think, that a day has 52 hours… or so.
better to just turn everybody into scottsmen
and why would an alien come down here to open a corner store?
shit that was in reply to laerador. damn. i failed….
Why would Elvis Presley come to earth and sing? You all know, that Elivs ain’t dead, he just flew home.
well obviously a singer would get more ass, and that’s how they would impregnate and thereby infiltrate mankind. DUH, its so obvious….
But as the owner of a corner store you can start your own chain-store business. Look at Starbucks and McD – they rule the world. And damned what do you know what they put in their food. Watch out, aliens are watching you!
But you’re right. That corner store is not going to infiltrate anything. But thats the FAIL, stupid
Just hope they don’t infiltrate your mother. Then you’ll have an alien sibling.
Better than you as a sibling. I mean at least nobody is going to ask stupid questions when i torture him. Chemistry FTW
I sense a illegal immigrant joke in here somewhere, but hours at work have drained me……..meh
Oh, we have those over here. “Open 25 hours” is the NAME of the store!
Alas, the fact that someone would name their store so incorrectly only makes it stupider.
If this is a fail, does that mean The Beatles fail for their song “8 Days a Week”?
I know that is the solution!! The storeowner was stoned! But where did he get the secret Weed-Mixture from John?
the beetles always fail
Spelling Fail. Beatles has an ‘ea’ and not an ‘ee’.
&
Music Knowledge Fail. They sold over 1 billion records, that looks like a big win to me.
i could care less how they spell it, but its still personal preference. and when you compare it, there is a hell of a lot more options open for music these days. i maintain they didnt have much competition. haha. and i just personally dont care much for em. then again, i like shitty bands.
Amount of care FAIL = “I couldn’t care less”
Taste in music FAIL
Buy one FAIL get one FAIL free
i have to agree with adoni, beatles are so overplayed… just because something is popular doesn’t mean it’s the greatest thing on earth
or maybe i actually could care less and it did bother me, so no fail there, and as for taste in music, way to think for yourself instead of judging quality on others opinions.
Personal preference is personal preference, but you can thank the Beatles for there being those “hell of a lot more options” in today’s world of music. Those guys changed the world.
I completely agree, but I prefer that they had no influence over some of the “shitty bands” that are referred to by Adoni. That would sadden me to think that sh*t radio came from something so amazing..
sorry.. meant that to say: “I prefer to believe that they”
And these mem’ries lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
ok, so you make it seem like the beetles invented music as a whole then. technically if you want to play the influence game, they would have been influenced by countless others, everyone has influence from somewhere. so that is a shitty argument. if you even know how to play an instrument, its because of someone’s influence.
sorry, i don’t like the BEATLES either then.
Or Crowded House’s “Four Seasons in One Day”.
Superior band WIN!
I like the sound of 25 hours… It’s slightly more… metric.
the world hates your patriotism
Actually this isn’t a fail. It’s simply a joking way of saying “We’re never closed.” They do that intentionally. A lot of little 24 hour mom and pop type places do it. If you do a lot of traveling on the road you’ll see this often.
horsegirl?
is her father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate
Then what does that make them?
Absolutely nothing. Which is what you will be when I am through with you.
I see that your schwartz is as big as mine
keep Firing Assh0les!!!
Keep honking, i’m reloading.
No, my name is Jami. Had you clicked my name you would know that as you would’ve been taken to my website Jamisings.com
Like I said this isn’t a fail, it’s a typical joke in the restraunt biz. Think of it like the Beatles song, 8 Days A Week.
That link should include the warning: Some things can not be unseen or unheard.
Vanity fail!
I have talent unlike today’s “singers” who need their voiced altered by computers to make it sound like they can sing. Sorry you have a tin ear.
This shop is obviously run by a mother who knows that children often make days longer than normal.
There is one day every year when this guy could be open for 25 hours: the last day of Daylight Saving Time.
Failblog fail! Way to burn the author!
Perhaps this store is moving and thus is subject to time dilation?
Ahhh. Explains everything. Red shift, or blue shift?
Red shift.
Blue shift.
Some are fast.
And some are slow.
Some are high.
And some are low.
Every day,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.
( and don’t even get me accelerated about double -dopple -doppler -gangers )
“Why, oh why, didn’t I take the blue shift??”
“Lets get some ice cream kids!”
“Yaaa!”
“Oh, sorry kids, the store just drove away, we’ll have to catch them in a high speed chase and…. screw that, lets go out for pizza.”
Maybe they’re fans of Persona 3? “Serving ice cream even during the dark hour!”
Maybe this is an EPIC WORKAHOLIC WIN…
Who says they mean 25 hours in a row?
25 hours in a week? tsk, these lazy shop keepers.
That’s what I said.
Umm, where did you say it?
Google my name & “24 hours”, you’ll find it. I’m famous for saying stuff.
Not very famous if I’ve not heard of you.
You’re a tadpole — once you get legs and go out into the world, maybe you’ll receive some culture.
Here here!!!!
Maybe it’s a store on Mars. They have 25 hour days there.
maybe the store owner promotes free ice cream during the 25th hour and all the kids sit around all day waiting for that 25th hour to come up.
maybe its a store in uranus.. who also opens 25hrs a day
not quite- 24 hours, 39 minutes
Do all the knobs inside go up to 11?
nope. only the dangerous ones.
I bet the spinal soda taps do.
In Soviet Russia, ice cream smoothies YOU!
In Soviet Russia, you invade other countries.
On the planet Earth, Soviet Russia jokes are lame.
that one was good
“I drove up to a 7-Eleven and the owner was locking the door. I said, what are you doing, the sign says open 24 hours.
“He says…’Not in a row!’ ”
- Steven Wright
Ah, sorry, I didn’t scroll down far enough before to see if I had any fans here, and … um … no, wait … this isn’t me.
This store is in Europe. They have 25 hours in a day over there. Stupid ignorant Americans!!!!2!!!!
WIN!
(to quote George Carlin, may he rest in peace)
Hey, we’re open 25 hours. Just not in a row. What did you expect?
George Carlin — RIP his unsayble self — but this particular quote joke is from “not me” …
and at the moment it would appear someone’s having amnesia and deja vu at the same time
(Steven Wright … rub his fuzzy head)
25 hours of ice cream seems like SUCCESS to me.
It’s real. I used to bartend at a bar across the street from that deli. It’s in NYC on 43rd/10th ave.
Also open during the dark hour! Just for S.E.E.S!
You folks don’t seem to get it. It’s open only for 25 hours. It doesn’t say consecutively, or in a day, or in a week. After a total of 25 hours of operation, the store plans to close down forever. It’s a great tease to the local kids who thought they could always score some ice cream in this new store.
Comprehension FAIL.
I wonder if I can use my coupon for $-29 off ice cream here.
Nope. Only guitars.
You fools!
Obviously this is not a chronological fail, this is a business planning fail.
The McDonalds not open 25 hours a day (that’s just silly) – it’s only open 25 hours period – from restaurant opening to building demolishment.
Business Planning Fail!
IT IS REAL. Trust me. I’ve seen it.
There r a lot of markets with “25h” in Russia, just for joke. it means they r allways open
overachievers =P
the domino’s pizza in cambridge, uk, is apparently open until 2500 hours, according to the sign in the window.
But not in a row.
M-A-R-K-E-T-I-N-G C-A-M-P-A-I-G-H-N.
Dude who posted fail.
spelling fail there!
maybe the owner is a fan of the Abarat series…
You can order ice cream at this store while listening to the Beatles “Eight Days A Week.”
If this picture was taken in Bixby, Oklahoma, then it’s a WIN.
Midnighters. anyone?
wow it’s simple logic, basically that sign is good for one day of the year. The first Sunday in November when DLST ends.
thank you. your logic is appreciated.
they are preparing for when the earth has slowed down so much a day IS 25 hours
It’s just the name of the shop. Here in Argentina we have them too.
I’ve seen video rental stores that say “25 hrs open”.
It means that you rent a video on day 1 and you have time until 0100 on day 2 to return it before you have to pay for 2 days.
I dunno how this makes sense on a restaurant, though.
so let me guess 8 days a week?
actually, it works, I used to go to a dinner like that and they explained how it worked. 25 hrs because of day light savings time. When it falls back, you get an extra hour. Revoking Fail