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FAKE!
just like your weena
all your nest are belong to me
Go into the restaurant and watch for time dilations. Like, stay 24 hours in it, and when you come back out, you should have 25 hours on a clock external to the etablissment. Everything is within the possibilities of physics, so stop complaining about fake.
huh?
it does say open 25 h/day, it just says open 25 hours
doesn’t*
Fail.
yes there is a black hole inside which creates a time paradox. like hawkings and the two twins theory
BURN!
Burn FAIL!
WEENA MAN
it was a good burn..
besides you can’t say FAIL to that.. it has to be someone else..
didn’t you read the FAIL-Code?
As I said lower down, this is not a fail. Nor is it a fake. It is a typical JOKE that restraunts pull. Sort of like the Beatles song 8 Days A Week.
I know what’s a jokes, I heard some before. Jokes are funny and this is not.
But it is a typical joke of 24 hour mom-and-pop-type restraunts. If you do a lot of traveling through America by road you’ll see these all over the place.
8 fails before you bailed out my faith in humanity.
why the F— is everything proclaimed fake as soon as it is posted, can’t we just enjoy the fun??? I just want to laugh.
Best not to read the comments then.
Nobody actually posts comments, they’re photoshopped in later.
Nice…gonna give that a WIN
Abstracts post is totally fake. Probably photoshopped
I love that manga! LOL
it’s not fake, my mom lives across the street from this place lol…43rd street and 10th avenue in manhattan, nyc
they are stupid and antisemetic! ice cream and deli!
Perhaps.
I just called them and they offer bacon ice cream.
Oooh! Do they have the “cake ‘n bacon” flavor? That’s my favorite at Baskin Robins.
that is only a seasonal specialty for Passover.. try back next spring
It’s great for Chanukah, it goes with the ham I got on special
Since when does “deli” mean “Jew”?
maybe you should learn the ultiamte Jew Jitsu fighting style… maybe then you would fail not so often…
Maybe you should learn how to spell ultimate…maybe then you won’t fail so often.
Ooh. Burn. XD
Maybe you should learn to make sense kekesvar, then your point would be understood. Also, good burn by Tiamat Ruler.
deli never means jew dumbass, mixing meat and dairy together is very unkosher. that being what they are advertising, they are obviously not trying to win over that segment of the population. hence the joke.
If that was the joke, it’s not a very good one “dumbass”. I’m sure nobody is suggesting that you put salami on ice cream and eat it. Jews can eat meat, Jews can eat ice cream, but not together. Besides, deli doesn’t mean “meat” either. It’s short for delicatessen which means “delicacies” or “fine foods”. By the jokes rationale, any place that serves dairy AND meat (but not necessarily together) is “anti-semetic”.
Anyway, my comment was aimed at kekesvar, and not you Adoni. I’m sure your boyfriend appreciates you coming to his rescue though. Have a nice day.
a fake and failed weena…that should be painfull
um mybe that was meant to be a joke
you know
um maybe that was meant to be a joke
you know
come on, keep saying it, it’s bound to get funny
um maybe that was meant to be a joke
you know
…funny yet?
i lol’d … but i dunno if it was funny
maybe it means it will be open for 25 hours and then never open again
Maybe you should open your trap and put a sock in it.
My thought too!
Or maybe they’ve been opened for 25 hours.
Whoa, well, that should go in the list as a personal best.
OR they open for 25 hours at a time. Never says it has to be all in one day.
That could be…
But then what would be the break?
The next 23 hours. Then repeat.
What a unique shop…
Sixth!
69 is still the best number!!~
totally.. i’m 13 and three quarters, how old are you?!
I think they wanted to write that overstatement on purpose
Happens more often than you think. I saw a quiz show once where the question was asked “how many hours of sunshine per day does a country on the equator get in the summer” and the person said 27. It was a kids’ show, but at 12 you’d still be expected to know how many hours there are in a day. Unless, of course, you want to become a sign writer…
one of the early “who wants to be a millionaire” episodes opened with the first question of what color do blue and yellow make, and the dumb bastard got it wrong. and when i lived in texas for a little while, a kid in my 9th grade class actually thought we lived in south america. then again, this was a kid from a town where when asked to drawa map with 10 landmarks in the town, he had to ask if he could use potholes as landmarks….
i miss texas… haha
EDUCATION FAIL
I knew a girl once who thought at age 17 that islands float. Nothing is funnier than hearing “What do you mean islands don’t float?!”
Islands do float, tectonic plates float on the mantel.
shut up you lazy onwer of dead rats
At least I own more dead rats than you. You good for nothing taxidermist!
Yes, but no island is a tectonic plate unto istself. Think of it this way…
If you put a small block of lead onto a rowboat, does the lead float? No. The boat floats, while the lead is on top of the boat. The lead by itself would sink. Therefore, sitting on top of something floating doesn’t constitute floating.
Besides, I think she meant floating on water.
There was an element of truth to her assuptions though
If she meant water, she’d give Paris Hilton a run for her inheritance money in terms of ignorance.
No man is an island…
Man floats in water…
What else floats? A DUCK!
SHE’S A WITCH!
It’s only a model….
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.