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FAKE!
So is your penis.
You must be so disappointed.
not as disappointed as his unlucky love partner
Not likely. His unlucky love partner has a real penis of his own.
“Captain Ron” is the most under-rated film of all time.
You forgot “The Last Dragon”, “Tron”, and “Frailty”.
Frailty= 2.5 hours of “Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people.”
pleh
Well, my dad was a schizophrenic who actually told me at one point that there was an unseen battle raging between good and evil and that we had to fight for the side of good.
….
I’m sure that contributed to my appreciation of the film. (No joke.)
so he was catholic?
Schizophrenia and Catholicism are closely related.
Actually, I liked the film too, but only because of how much they kept on yammering on about who or what was actually a demon. Fun stuff, demon killin’.
WIN
The First Grade just called, they would like their train of thought back.
Curses, foiled again! I was so sneaky as well.
Maybe your mom can help with that train. I heard she pulls them.
Didja hear that from yer Dad?
Perhaps we’re related!
Suggesting we might be related=Burn of the Week
Yeah…. yer right.
I feel terrible…..burnin’ myself and all….
Yeah, and for picking on such an easy target.
Sorry to have done that to ya.
You zero.
Got me there, Killerwit!
Now you sound like your mom.
You mean yer my Dad?!?!
….Yes. We done here?
But yer on FIRE man!!!
ON FIRE!!!!
Keep those “killer” replies comin!
That’s no way to talk to your father.
The first grade called again, they want their joke back.
Yeah, that looks like a bad movie
In fact, it probably is fake, there is no way in hell a tap is going to set off the airbag.
not true……airbags are based on impact sensors…..if hit ‘just right’ it is very possible….but its a 1 in a million shot.
even if it is fake though, its still funny as hell
wrong…
they are based on acceleration sensors. and this “acceleration” is nothing in comparison with a car crash… its impossible to open an airbag with this kind of “penetration”!
=> fake
you can tell it’s fake by the sound editing. from that far away the video camera couldn’t pick up the horn that clearly. also it’s fake because of everything else - the lady falling asleep, the man revving his engine, the airbag. we’ve been had.
She could just be freakishly strong. ._.
Or carry bricks in her bag for these sort of happenings.
airbag fail then? failbag?
Not a fail, the only thing failing is the set-up.
It *might* be a fake, but it also *might* not because he was revving his engine at the time of the “impact”, so it’s totally plausible that the airbag would go off when the engine was going so fast and something hit it.
Not at that level of impact. It is a complete fake.
Faking it is difficult when you’re hitting it that hard. *evil grin*
*groan*
See what I mean?
wait… what *kind* of groan?
If the sweet spot was hit its possible, not easy to hit but most airbag systems have a spot on the bumper that is more finicky.
Who the hell cares, IT’S FUNNY! It doesn’t matter if it’s real or not.
That’s how I feel about gigantic fake breasts.
Exactly. FAILBlog entries are like gigantic fake breasts. Who cares if they’re fake? They’re fun to look at.
Fun to LOOK at?!? Dude, you need to explore your options more.
I’m not going to fondle some strange woman’s fake breasts. That would just get me slapped.
Or laid.
What universe do you live in, exactly? Women are individuals, not prizes you win in a screaming-about-your-penis contest.
Have you even ever given fake breasts a squeeze?
Not as fun as the real thing I can tell you
Liar.
WHAT??? You mean we’re NOT just mattress-monkeys to be used for your pleasure and amusement?
*head asplodes*
*squeeze*
*asplodes b.p.’s head*
Don’t you mean assplodes?
Don’t worry. He didn’t really mean it. Women are not “up there”, as they evolve, they will indeed develop matresses on their backs and Cosmo is an intelligent, informative expose on what all women really think.
Not taking FailBlog too seriously FAIL
I thought the whole “screaming-about-your-penis contest” thing would clue you in to the fact that I was kinda joking around. Apparently, those actually exist, or else you would have found that funny.
I’m the Michael Phelps of screaming-about-my-penis contest.
“Screaming-about-your-penis contests”?? XD
You’re married aren’t you?
He probably used the word “look” because you can’t grab a Failblog entry and play with it, or anything else you can do with a gigantic fake breast for that matter.
comparison win
huge fake boob win, too.
Aha! Obviously you’ve never printed out a FAIL and had your way with it!