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Honking Fail

Submitted by Chris O

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Killerwit

You must be so disappointed.

carper

not as disappointed as his unlucky love partner

Killerwit

Not likely. His unlucky love partner has a real penis of his own.

talonsofpeace

“Captain Ron” is the most under-rated film of all time.

Killerwit

You forgot “The Last Dragon”, “Tron”, and “Frailty”.

talonsofpeace

Frailty= 2.5 hours of “Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people. Dad, they’re people dad, they’re not demons. No son, they’re demons, they’re not people.”

pleh

Killerwit

Well, my dad was a schizophrenic who actually told me at one point that there was an unseen battle raging between good and evil and that we had to fight for the side of good.
….
I’m sure that contributed to my appreciation of the film. (No joke.)

Malfeasant

so he was catholic?

Atheist

Schizophrenia and Catholicism are closely related.

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talonsofpeace

Actually, I liked the film too, but only because of how much they kept on yammering on about who or what was actually a demon. Fun stuff, demon killin’.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
HavUTheenMaWeena

The First Grade just called, they would like their train of thought back.

DrDr

Curses, foiled again! I was so sneaky as well.

 
Killerwit

Maybe your mom can help with that train. I heard she pulls them.

HavUTheenMaWeena

Didja hear that from yer Dad?
Perhaps we’re related!

Killerwit

Suggesting we might be related=Burn of the Week

HavUTheenMaWeena

Yeah…. yer right.
I feel terrible…..burnin’ myself and all….

Killerwit

Yeah, and for picking on such an easy target.

HavUTheenMaWeena

Sorry to have done that to ya.

HavUTheenMaWeena

Got me there, Killerwit!

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Killerwit

Now you sound like your mom.

 
HavUTheenMaWeena

You mean yer my Dad?!?!

 
Killerwit

….Yes. We done here?

 
HavUTheenMaWeena

But yer on FIRE man!!!
ON FIRE!!!!
Keep those “killer” replies comin!

 
Killerwit

That’s no way to talk to your father.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
james

The first grade called again, they want their joke back.

HavUTheenMaWeena

Yeah, that looks like a bad movie

 
 
 
 
DrDr

In fact, it probably is fake, there is no way in hell a tap is going to set off the airbag.

webslinger

not true……airbags are based on impact sensors…..if hit ‘just right’ it is very possible….but its a 1 in a million shot.

even if it is fake though, its still funny as hell

lolas

wrong…

they are based on acceleration sensors. and this “acceleration” is nothing in comparison with a car crash… its impossible to open an airbag with this kind of “penetration”!
=> fake

 
jacques

you can tell it’s fake by the sound editing. from that far away the video camera couldn’t pick up the horn that clearly. also it’s fake because of everything else - the lady falling asleep, the man revving his engine, the airbag. we’ve been had.

 
 
Pumpkiny

She could just be freakishly strong. ._.
Or carry bricks in her bag for these sort of happenings.

 
DrDr

Not a fail, the only thing failing is the set-up.

 
 
Joolz

It *might* be a fake, but it also *might* not because he was revving his engine at the time of the “impact”, so it’s totally plausible that the airbag would go off when the engine was going so fast and something hit it.

DrDr

Not at that level of impact. It is a complete fake.

 
Curben

If the sweet spot was hit its possible, not easy to hit but most airbag systems have a spot on the bumper that is more finicky.

 
 
 
 
RogueThree

Who the hell cares, IT’S FUNNY! It doesn’t matter if it’s real or not.

talonsofpeace

That’s how I feel about gigantic fake breasts.

RogueThree

Exactly. FAILBlog entries are like gigantic fake breasts. Who cares if they’re fake? They’re fun to look at.

Killerwit

Fun to LOOK at?!? Dude, you need to explore your options more.

RogueThree

I’m not going to fondle some strange woman’s fake breasts. That would just get me slapped.

RogueThree

What universe do you live in, exactly? Women are individuals, not prizes you win in a screaming-about-your-penis contest.

Gorgonzola

Have you even ever given fake breasts a squeeze?

Not as fun as the real thing I can tell you

 
 
Dragonwriter

WHAT??? You mean we’re NOT just mattress-monkeys to be used for your pleasure and amusement?

*head asplodes*

Dragonwriter

*asplodes b.p.’s head*

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Tiamat Ruler

Don’t you mean assplodes?

 
 
 
Jim

Don’t worry. He didn’t really mean it. Women are not “up there”, as they evolve, they will indeed develop matresses on their backs and Cosmo is an intelligent, informative expose on what all women really think.

 
 
Killerwit

Not taking FailBlog too seriously FAIL

RogueThree

I thought the whole “screaming-about-your-penis contest” thing would clue you in to the fact that I was kinda joking around. Apparently, those actually exist, or else you would have found that funny.

Killerwit

I’m the Michael Phelps of screaming-about-my-penis contest.

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Pumpkiny

“Screaming-about-your-penis contests”?? XD

 
Jeremylp21

You’re married aren’t you?

 
 
 
 
Tiamat Ruler

He probably used the word “look” because you can’t grab a Failblog entry and play with it, or anything else you can do with a gigantic fake breast for that matter.

the b.p.

comparison win
huge fake boob win, too.

 
Killerwit

Aha! Obviously you’ve never printed out a FAIL and had your way with it!