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RedWhiteAndBoom

Hahahahahahahaha best fail ever!!! Who wants to give advice about her no-good cross dressing husband anyway? If the car hadn’t broken down, she wouldn’t have found out.

 
 
goodnplenty

Well okay, but we’re gonna need a lot of lube.

**Snaps rubber gloves**

Bend ovah!

 
 
 
 
FatEgg

This is a very old joke

 
lolas

no, its second fail, retard! -> third fail! go ahead ;)

K

What mighty thighs you have, leg-lolas.

lolas

FAILbow and FAIL-long-bleached-stupid-hair
*pew pew*

Zikan

welcom to the Shire, Lord of Fail

epileptic

Lolas may not be the world’s most passionate guy, but with those mighty thighs, I thought you were alluding to how he/she walks like a woman and talks like a man.

Masterblaze0

Nice song reference!

I believe its The Kinks, right?

epileptic

Come here. MasterblazeO, lemme take you by the hand
And then dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Captain Bratwurst

Christ that is funny. I *love* stuff like that.

atticus

You love to dress up in women’s clothes?
awkward guy…

 
K

You could use this as a god reference, I think.

Smileandwave

reference to past FAIL win!

 
epileptic

I *love* seeing god when i poke.

Dragonwriter

Don’t laugh…you’ll still pay.

:[

 
 
 
atticus

You love to dress up as a woman?
awkward…

 
 
 
cacapeepee

FIRST TO RATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

king david

FIRST AND ONLY PERSON WHO ACTUALLY RESPONDS IN THESE BOARDS TO ACTUALLY HAVE SEX…WITH SOMEBODY ELSE…OF THE OTHER GENDER

cacapeepee

your mama has sex with me

K

Clapping your hands as you sing “Kumbaya” in unison does not constitute as having sex.

cacapeepee

no but thrusting my rather large johnson into your mama does

K

Ah, yes. Your “rather” “large” “johnson” is indispensable to you, I’m sure.

MrDan

Some men actually need it to urinate.

tatterdemalion

No, he’s right. I read it in a book.

Dragonwriter

I’m with K. I think he’s over compensating because his mast is mizzen.

 
 
 
 
 
Dorfl

First you were having sex with KingDavid’s mama, then with K’s. I’m confused. Next thing, you’ll be telling me you’re having sex with my ma, no doubt.

cacapeepee

damn! your mama cant keep her mouth shut!

MrDan

“Mama”… meaning than other than her mouth, there is something else she cannot keep shut…

K

The result of which is this awkward troll.

Adoni

do you really think you are fooling anyone cacapeepee? just
your name alone is enough to tell me you reek of Virgin, or in
the most awkward chance you have put your little pecker in
someone, it would have to be some skanky, no self esteem fat
girls giving you more attention than you deserve whic they undoubtedly regretted not 5 minutes later.

( no offense to big girls )

Adoni

ps, i fucked up, i meant to spell *which*. i admit being lame.

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stratoty87

Attempted arson mega-fail. Why attempted arson, you ask? Because there was no burn whatsoever in Adoni’s pathetic attempt, but oh, he tried SO very hard to get a spark going. Here’s some one handed applause for your effort.
*SLAP*

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VieuMove

Virgin fellowship WIN

 
fuzz on the concept

NICE.
The Fellowship of the Virigns —
a shire thing indeed with these wee folk.

 
RogueThree

What is this new devilry?

 
 
 
anon

none taken, even I wouldn’t do him

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Queenofmuffins

“FIRST AND ONLY PERSON WHO ACTUALLY RESPONDS IN THESE BOARDS TO ACTUALLY HAVE SEX…WITH SOMEBODY ELSE…OF THE OTHER GENDER”

Notice he didn’t say same species… o_O

Davey

Probably because he’s not obsessed with thinking about animal sex.

Queenofmuffins

Haha. Touche! *tips hat*

 
 
fuzz on the concept

Though we can be sure that that SOMEBODY of uncertain species possesses the same genius.

 
 
MrDan

Including and limited to :

1) Your granny
2) Your mommy
3) Your sista
4) Any female looking corpse
5) This handicapped kid you found half eaten by a crocodile after having gone down a steep slope on her wheelchair.
6) The other half of the aforementioned kid.

Nonymous

Mentioning past fail WIN!

 
 
Squally

;__; why do you have to rub it in???

the b.p.

rubbin it in.. sometimes is the best way to get it in.
don’t cry, it’ll be over soon…lol

MrReasonable

Oh ma god Mr Carter, that’s pretty disturbing.

 
 
 
RoB

i had sex way before you, how do u think you came about??

Klaus

I’m assuming u came about in the same way x and f did.