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FIRST!!!
I’m sorry it won’t happen again, but it was my first first and I just wanted to bask in the glory.
You may decide to slate me if you wish.
I will decide if I want to decide to slate you or not…I have decided I shall stone you instead while you bask in your unashamedly shallow “achievement”
Too late, I’m already stoned
Cannabis WIN
Smoking Mariji-wam-bam-thank-you-pot is a great way to get stoned. Then there’s committing adultery in IRAN FTW. Public stoning! Everyone looses!
Misspelling “loses” WIN
If ya catch my meaning, everyone “looses” stones at the public stoning. So spelling “looses” correctly win.
Sorry, loosing was not an option.
Reference to previous fail WIN!
Referencing a reference to a previous fail that has become
a Win WIN!
You fail. The previous fail you’re referring to was “loosing is not a option”.
Maybe I just misspelled it, dick.
Here’s a first. Killerwit gets busted for correct grammar, and claims to have misspelled a correctly spelled word.
The world is suddenly scary…hold me!
Just saying that you fail if you misspell a spelling based fail
And I’m just saying that, for you, losing is the only option.
You’re clearly showing you’ve got nothing left to counter. You, once again, phail.
doesn’t one person gain stones?
Epic re-burn win!
Reply win!!!
Walk in today…to our second story showroom.
Then roll your new wheelchair down our scenic flight of stairs!
But beware!!
A smiling, hungry, croc is lurking near the bottom!
And failblog comes full circle…
Past reference combo win
Fatality!!!
Assuming they always make it out of the croc’s mouth and need a new wheel chair they would have to walk back up the stairs and roll back down into the croc’s mouth again.
Endless loop WIN!
Chris taking on an escalator to the center of success.
But he stopped at S____ucks on the way.
Well, he had to have something to drink before watching Harry Potter Knocked Up Evan Almighty.
And then going to buy a guitar for -29 dollars off.
While munching on gummy lighthouses with Tyler Cannon.
And listening to SHit radio while trying to shoot a mouse with a .44.
Before turning on his Wii and getting mounted by his dog.
But years after advertising the Breast in Bed on live TV.
And then going on a weather report that calls him a child molester.
Because he got kids to sit in his massage chair.
While he went to Wal-Mart to buy his mother some condoms for Mother’s Day.
an Martin & Co. America’s Guitar, made in Mexico!
Back first amitrite?
They see me rollin….they hatin…
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Stating the obvious win?
…but if you didn’t reply would you nest? No. Would I have had to sacrifice myself to the same doom as you? Yes.
All aboard the failboat! Would the last one on, please hoist the anchor?
didn’t I tell you that the boat’s out of gas?
nevermind, it’s the failboat anyways
set sail for fail!!
Who needs gas or sails for where we’re headin’?
Wouldn’t matter anyway, we’re stuck on this sand bar!
If a bird nests in a forest, and the tree falls down, and nobody is there, would you ask the obvious question?
What’s the obvious question? I ask
Does it fail?
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a winnar is me then?
actually.. you’re a spelling failure
He’s a condom failure
LMFAO!!!!!!
oh, as the last one on, “all hands on deck, raise anchor, hoist sails, hard a starboard and away we go”
You men. Always talking about your hard starboards.
What about the poop deck? You forgot the poop deck.
I’ll bring the port. Do you like the red or the tawney?
Ooh, red please. I’ll bring the Chips Ahoy (more than one chip each this time, I promise, K!).
We’ll have a girl’s party! I think the guys are still playing with their mizzen masts, anyway.
If we have a girl’s party they certainly will be playing with their mizzen masts!! They have such dirty minds!
Though they may object if we keep saying that their masts are mizzen.
I’m old school — any cute dental hygienists on board, I’m prepared for some mouths-moistening mast-o-dontics. But it’s not all about me, gals — N.B. the plural form within that initial “m.-m.m.”
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TMI Service note: “N.B.” is the Latin abbreviation for “nom bene.”
Condom fail and chromosomal fail, either way it’s a downer.
Hehe, I got that.
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Down’s Syndrome, that is.
Okay… Let’s play the thankful game! You first, talons.
I’m thankful for life going on, and on, and on, and on. . .
I’m thankfail for low self-esteem and/or roofies.
I’m thankful I’m almost halfway through this thread and I haven’t seen DrFailgood yet.