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Well, you don’t get a much more credible reference than that.
you are first!
you’re a loser!!!
you’re a sheep!
Sheep are cute. <3
Yes…tasty, tasty, cute.
I think the cute adds to the flavor, really.
Sure it does.
“I are clen God Hause for you, jes?”
You’re dead meat, buddy!
Nah, it’s a double combo spellfail, he meant “DAWG” reference, meaning that he has the support of his buddies at the scout camp, but it’s incorrectly spelled as “DOG” and typo’ed around.
It tends to happen when either you abuse niQuil, or try to type “GOOD” the bad way.
You re trying too hard ;p
The fact is, commenting on failblog is my only source of erotic satisfaction.
Don’t take it away form me.
Please.
Can we take it away FROM you?
Please?
You are doing it already !
*slit slit slit*
*bleed bleed bleed*
Please Grammar God, be kind, I shan’t typo again, not the capital punishment , please, I’ve been good, I know what I’ve done is unforgivable, but please !
*cry cry cry*
I know that Bad Grammar is Bad, and I am SO thankful to you Grammar GOD, But let me live, even if I deserve the worst !
*pukes a bit*
Happy with this or want more ?
The CAPITAL punishment? Har dee har har!
Death by CAPSLOCK.
Rot In Place.
You ‘re still trying too hard ;p
Trolling is about minimalizmz (and animalism some times ;p)
.
Why I never! I’ve never been more offended in my life!
;P
a comment nested below that level^^^
Not only he’s trying too hard, bad spelling has nothing to do with bad grammar. So why the fuck is he calling Grammar God?
I think whoever wrote that was German. gut/god hause/house
I see Gott in die Heime’n *heimlichlich*.
(takes my breath away)
Oh, I see, MrDan is a woman and is on her period.
that you see so much and so little will make many think he was speaking of you “a bit” before
“punishment , please”
…and your comma is in the wrong place. TOOL. Have fun bleeding out.
1) I am a dude
2) If I had periods it would be none of your concern
3) Got back pleasing yourself wrapped in a typography shorthand guide.
Punctuation overkill WIN!
MrDan you fail…
I do.
But I had many orgasms.
Eeww! During your period??
Blood arouses me. What can I say ?
Self-burn of the week WIN
I second that!
I still love you…
I don’t.
I just had the best muffin ever, srsly.
Did you poke it ?
Never poke em! ull end up paying for them
Never poke an unrequited muffin.
so if the muffin requites then it’s ok? (is requite even a word?)
That depends. Can you be whelmed?
Requite and whelm are indubitably both words, according to Webster’s.
Who is this Grammar dawg you keep talking about?
And Grammar God spake these words, saying THOU SHALT
1. HAVE no other Grammar before me
2. NOT covet thy neighbor’s asterisk
3. NOT commit subject/verb disagreement
4. NOT dishonor thy mother and father tongue
5. NOT steal apostrophes and use them unnecessarily in your own sentences
6. NOT commit obscene acts such as participle dangling
7. NOT murder the language
8. WATCH my evangelical teachings on PBS
9. NOT bear false witness against those who use my laws properly
10. BLOODY LEARN my laws and use them correctly, ere I smite thee down and expose thee to public ridicule on Failblog
*Hides*
*stands up to challenge Grammar God and promptly gets a lightning bolt to the noggin*
Dayum. I was aiming for your handbag. Sorry!
Do you prefer burnt offerings or blood sacrifices?
I believe you are mistaken. They have their *dog* as reference. Probably they have spent the last six years cleaning the dog’s /doghause/.
god, it says god, not dog
I think you didn’t read the comment I was replying to.
“Nah, it’s a double combo spellfail, he meant “DAWG” reference, meaning that he has the support of his buddies at the scout camp, but it’s incorrectly spelled as “DOG” and typo’ed around.”
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid in bed all night and wondered if there really was a God.
I mean Dog
bwaahahaa lysdexic much?
Actually you do. A bug for example. Pretty much anything that actually exists.
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour….
He who Doubts from what he sees
Will ne’er believe, do what you Please….
______
~ Blake, “Auguries of Innocence”
I love the fact that they spelled house as “hause”. Spell fail + Reference Win = go back to school.
and i am second
nope… i’m not:))
I still love you…
I don’t…
Muffin, anyone?
icanhasa…muffin?
Blood Muffin?
Drag Muffin.
girl,
i’ll eat your muffin
soon
-Neil Diamond
…That’s hot.