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I don’t understand this one?
Maybe your name will give you a clue.
You WIN, she FAILS!
You fail.
????? WTF?
Alolofttgoogle
Please refrain from typing whilst sneezing
is that horse poop ?
Taste it and find out, then comment back
2 fails, 1 cup! *bleurgh*
2 guys 1 horse. *Dies*
I gives me bad images
She WINS! Horsepeople are people too!
No, they’re centaurs.
a win of mythic status
Stating win WIN
stating win win FAIL!
Agreed
The horse insists on privacy!
I don’t get it either. And the others’ advice fails to make me understand.
Google’s blur thing usually blurs peoples faces to keep their privacy intact for the street view. Apparently, they decided the horse needs the same privacy, and blurred the horses face.
The fact that this actually needs to be explained to people is a HUMAN RACE FAIL.
yeah, its sad when failures cant see a fail…
Please forgive the long post…
This horse’s face is blurred so it can’t be recognized when it gets dumps because it got too old to pull a carriage.
As a horse girl, I’m sure you are aware that being able to sell horses for slaughter was a useful way out for many horse owners to opt out of their pet ownership responsibilities. A person can’t hardly give an unwanted horse away these days, let alone afford to feed one. So horses are now being abandoned like an unwanted litter of kittens.
I suppose when congress returns from their nice vacation, they’ll pass H.R. 6598, the “Prevention of Equine Cruelty Act of 2008″ prohibiting transport, sale, delivery, or export of horses for slaughter for human consumption. The sale barns will be history.
I don’t really care. Not my fight. Don’t own or want horses. Like em, but don’t love em. It’s fine with me that Europe likes to eat old horse meat from the U.S. I just don’t want to hit big-assed stray horses with my vehicles.
Horsegirl, what do you think about all this?
HA!!
first
isnt that possible? im sure it is.
the horse is blurred, but faces not….
Can’t sneak anything past you, huh?
yes I can see that the horse’s face is blurred but so what?
No no, it’s Park Dr NORTH. See, but it’s pointing what would traditionally be considered SOUTH on a map.
You’re an idiot…
Is that directed at me? If so there’s no need to be rude.
no, at K.
ok then
Reconciliation WIN
You are also an idiot.
I second that motion
All in favor?
Sustained.
Your sagacity-altered name, on the other hand, is just hilarious.
K is one of the fastest pacers to grace these blogs, and she’s galloped past you so fast YOUR friggin’ heads are in a blur.
Knowing the difference between a pace and a gallop- FAIL
Knowing the difference between being a pacer and a pedantic ass — FAIL
(have you really not appreciated the rapierdity of K’s pointed feints and fun pokes?)
He has to pay for those pokes dosn’t he?
What’s 3 cents in the grand scheme of things?
The average yearly income of a homeless person
you’re an idiot too, it seems.
have to agree on this one!
yes, but you are…
¿Tu bebes la leche de tu madre, si?
(I don’t speak Spanish, but you get the gist, right?)
In Soviet Russia, mom’s milk drinks YOU
In mom’s milk, Soviet Russia invades you
All you moms are belong to me !
Mom hoarding WIN
QUE?
Your mom. In Soviet Russia, vash mat’.
(moms wont nest below this level)
But I will
You just wait until you catch pregnancy, mister.
I’ll jump on your mom’s ‘nest’.
all your base belongs to you – nothing else
In ur Moms, killin yer babies
That was so bad that I actually felt real pain in my head.
DrFailgood. Seriously. I’m not even going to try to make this funny because you’re not worth the effort. Your comments absolutely suck. Leave.
That would make you a baby nurse shark, which clearly you are not. (Sharks week FTW!)
correction, “all your mom are belong to us”
Okay, I hate to be the twat/fail that doesn’t know this BUT… I’m trying to explain to my Russian immigrant boyfriend why this joke is funny. (The fact that he doesn’t find it funny makes me laugh even harder.)
Does anyone know where the root can be found so I can show him?
Is he wearing a shirt that reads I F*cked Your Boyfriend?
HAHA! No, but that was a good reference. That Fail did make me snicker.
Comedian Yakov Smirnoff, an emigre from the USSR, popularized these “In Soviet Russia…” reversal jokes. They were a regular part of his standup routine. Probably his most memorable was the punchline he delivered in a beer commercial. “…And in America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds you.”
HTH!
Thank you Blackjack!!! You’re awesome!
I’m going to get to see Elya Baskin in 2010!
He looks just like Yakov!
Two cows of the same blather.
Not understanding the fail and sounding arrogant FAIL.
Does the horse care whether people on he internet can see what it’s doing? Probably not. The people on the carriage? Probably. Use your noggin.
are you retarted? serious question.
Well, this begs the question: Was she tarted before?
That’s a rather rude and personal question, really.
I wasn’t calling your mum a tart!
Must you people always bring pastries into this??
Stop peeking in my closet!
Oh…you said pastr>/b>ies. Nevermind.
*sigh*
I have HTML fail. Let’s try that again.
pastrries.
*waits to be shot down by the Grammar God*
Also, replying to myself fail.
Grammar God shows up.
Grammar God moves aside.
Spelling God rushes in and spanks you with a beaver.
*is duly chastised*
It’s like woah…
It’s like woah
It’s like woah woah there double poster child.
Hmm I can’t recognize the horse like that.
So what’s that got to do with faceblur?
I am so confused
You really believe what this guy says huh..
The faceblur is part of the google earth street view technology to protect peoples’ privacy so that they can’t be identified. In this case someone assumed that the horse would be identifiable, hence the faceblur fail.
OK thanks that makes sense now. Not very funny though IMO
Yes, luckily however this site isn’t called funnyblog.
Why don’t you let me blurrr all over your face?
THAT would be funny…
Horsegirl-kills-joke.com
Dear FAILBlog,
Please stick to sarcasm jokes from now on.
Love horsegirl.
stop now
Jokes are never funny when you have to explain them…
right, it’s ok….you don’t get it because you are retarted…If you knew about identity theft and the lengths corporations like Google, etc go through to protect identity and not get their asses sued, then you WOULD think this was funny. Sorry it’s not a dog humping a kid……new vocab word for you, “sophistication”
Might want to check your own vocab there, bucko.
Hypocrisy fail.
not to mention getting their asses sued with horses’ ends
few things are less comfortable than a horsehair suit
New vocab word for you, “retarded”.
- “Oyeah, and when reviewing this pic, I blurred your mom’s face”
-”Oh, thanks chris…”
Imaginary friend FAIL?
here in good old europe they are making a big fuzz about it, saying that blurring
faces isn’t enough to protect your privacy blabla. Its just some grumpy old men who are afraid that the google camera’s will spot them when they have visited the woman who offer ’services’… But back to the subject I don’t think this is a real fail, horses
deserve privacy to right?
Only the one in your room.
Poor thing.
If you’re clothes are in any way distinctive then it would be easy to identify you on Google Maps. And it doesn’t take much to make them distinctive to someone who knows you.
I think they should blur the whole body, and sufficiently that you can’t see patterns on clothes. Google (UK) claim the people are incidental to their photographs so they’re allowed to take them; since they’re incidental they can be completely blurred out, right?
My question is so what? Lets pretend for a second that I m in the carriage and you can recognize me? SO WHAT? WHO CARES? If anything I am sure the people showing up on googleearth probably think it’s cool, it’s yer 15 seconds of fame.
“In ur Moms, killin yer babies”
.
.
–> a couple of angry posters trying to get in ur as killin yer innards, maybe ?
Unless one of them is John Edwards.
If you’re clothes, and you’re out walking around, that’s gonna be pretty damn distinctive no matter what
True story:
I once knew a little kid who, when she asked what she wanted to be for Halloween, said, “A dress!”
I once knew a girl who was afraid of smoke detectors. She named the one in her room “Jerry”.
i once knew a guy from nantuckett, with a …… nevermind…
I was once walking down the street, and … um … no, wait …
that wasn’t me.
*singing*
“I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me”
hey, i think we should blur the whole picture so no one can see anything……..it’s sarcasm
I feel a horse deserves a privacy to right whenever it imakes a good faith effort to be more upstanding after a personal falling.
oops, typo
I meant when someone iMacs googly eyes at grumpy old men’s fallen whorses.
Sometimes I keep my concept private
(but not when I think it might be of too much service) .
Since when?
In Capitalist America, horses deserve right to privacy.
Horses deserve privacy to wrong.
i dont think anyone would want to steal a horses identity… not much money, ya know
*whack whack whack* all done thanks.
Fail. It’s not people doing the blurring, it’s a computer program, and it determined the horse was eligible for a good whip o’ blur.
And you know because the people behind the horse, well their faces were not blurred.
probably the fact a horse doesn’t really need its identity protected.
It’s to protect it from being turned into an online porn star, obviously.
Seriouisly horse… Have you not heard about the controversy over google showing people’s faces in the Google street application?? I hate to have to break it down like this, but the FAIL is that the horse’s face is blurred and the people’s faces are not. Privacy protection FAIL unless the horse is a spy or something.
that’s weak
no actually.. pretty strong since he/she is pulling a carriage
Look closely… you see the horse whose face is blurred? You see the girl whose face isn’t blurred? You think that it might be a little bit fail-y that they cared more about the horse’s privacy than the girl’s?
are you retarted? I think you and horsegirl need a hook up. yup, offspring eligible for aforementioned Darwin awards.
“You keep using that word…I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Let me help you out with that:
*retarded*
Pronunciation: \ri-ˈtär-dəd\
Function: adjective
Date: 1895
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress
Well, that would be very helpful if that was the word he’d actually used.
She has defined a word and given us a demonstration of its meaning, what more could you ask?
i think she meant the f word.. you know..
aforementioned
You’re right…I’m such an ungrateful wench. :p
I only tarted once.
I saw what you did there.
She can be a guest speaker on Gramarian Corner this weekend!
I will be at the spellcheck rally . . . >.<
Hee!!
I’ll be there with you. I misspelled a word up there ^^.
Then who is gonna host Grammarian Corner?!
I nominate Gramma Ryan.
It’s only a half-day seminar…I’ll be raring to go by 9pm!
-bursts through the door dramatically-
I will do it! I shall return to my rightful place as co-host of Grammarians’ Corner.
WOOT!
So what should our topic be for the next show?
I was thinking “Correct Punctuation and You.”
Or perhaps “Your Friend the Shift Key.”
Or how about, “Finding the Funny: Recognizing Puns and Wordplay”?
not in here you wont
Oh, wow, we’re defining words!
bom·bard /v. bɒmˈbɑrd, bəm-; n. ˈbɒmbɑrd/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[v. bom-bahrd, buhm-; n. bom-bahrd] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object) 1. to attack or batter with artillery fire.
2. to attack with bombs.
3. to assail vigorously: to bombard the speaker with questions.
Let me help you out with that:
*retarted*
Pronunciation: \ri-ˈtär-təd\
Function: adjective
Date: 2008
Definition: The act of being tarted for a second or more time.
See also: Abstract post fail
I like you.
Human face recognition software ϋberfail
Should try clicking the Street View Help button…
No uncensored asses on my Googles!
Wait a sec, crap, I meant Internets, not Googles. Self-Fail! D:
Realisation of own self-fail WIN!
Hmm… Nice consolation prize, come to think of it.
Argh! Damn you, Google! I spit on your grandmother! *shakes fist at the skies*
ROFL nice imagery
Acknowledging google is godlike FAIL
So, you do have uncensored asses on your googles?
You mean if someone sits bare bummed on his face (goggles I think would be more correct to say and not googles…)?! Perv…:)
who was it that made the joke about sex on the tv… get yer azz off of my google.. seriously move
FOALFAIL
YOUFAIL
I kinda hate to say it (not really), but Photoshopped!
The original isn’t blurred; I wish I could link to it but rest assured that horse’s face is not really blurred on google maps.
A headless horse about which failblog’s been heedless.
This unstabled picture should not be on the streets.
That much is, uh, clear.
*mounts his heedy stead and puns away*
unconscious
Actually, I was there. I’m the one in the horse suit, and my face was indeed blurred.
Hey, the horse wouldn’t sign the waiver, what can you do?
u can lead a horse to waiver,
but you can’t make it sign
Privacy of this horse win!
This isn’t the horse that is blurred, its later down the road.
Get a life ..”Morans” !!
Huh? I’m not Irish.
Faker than usual… Check it out. It is N Park Dr at 65th St.
Here is a link to the Google Maps page, at that address, with Streetview and everything: tinyurl.com/failblog
here check this out instead
http://www.dontgivearatsass.org
i posted this address in jest, failblog thinks its a real address, failblog fail!
Yes, that’s a great idea I will surf over to GoogleEarth and look in Central Park and confirm that this fail really exists……..no wait, I’m not gonna do that. No ones gonna do that, you should take Red Nex advice and get a life, moran.
Thanks there Doc.
Gee, I spent less than a minute looking at this. It looked wrong, so I went to Google Maps (not Google Earth, Dr. Pedantic) and spent about a minute looking it up. How long did you spend in following my link, and then typing your moronic reply?
Oh, and that URL, http://www.dontgivearatsass.org is real. It is registered to someone in Emeryville, CA, and through the registrar Melbourne IT.
Now, you get to try to insult me by being astounded that someone would LOOK SOMETHING UP ON THE INTERNET.
And I will reply again by being astounded how much people resist using basic tools to check into things.
Waiting for your insightful reply.
He who cometh first, comeths best.
That’s not what she said.
Dammit, he’s such a selfish bastard.
Fake FAIL !
Maybe the horse accused a Kennedy of rape. (If you get this, you’re old).
AH! grumpy old men have invaded here too. man the harpoons!
Experience and cynicism beats youth and idealism every time…. Whipper snapper.
death beats experience and cynicism in the end anyway
Death rides a dead horse.
necro-beastiality WIN
… and beats it too, from what I’ve heard.
Death rides a live horse named Binky. The dead horses required too much stopping and putting bits back together.
…and we have a WINNER! =)
I actually laughed quite loudly=P
Thanks I’m rereading Mort right now so it jumped out at me, glad someone got it.
One day, you will be experienced and cynical too!
What about youth and cynicism?
That would be, like, so pretentious.
Exactly! You have to EARN your cynicism through years of bitter experience. Youth and cynicism is just posing.
Then we’ve just redefined old. I’m 26 and got it. I’m just well informed for my age.
In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!
In Soviet Russia they’re glad you left.
I lol’ed
The Bolsheviks were left.
In Soviet Russia, horse rides DrFailgood
In Czarist Russia, horse rides Catherine.
brilliant reference: erudite and sophisticated, yet crude as well. your prize is three fabrege eggs
Can I have my faberge eggs fried?
If they were a gift from Catherine, they’d be over easy.
In Soviet Russia, Georgia invades YOU!
in russia beer is a soft drink and they blurr the carriage’s wheels instead of the hoses’ faces.
*pokespokespokes*
You’d better be paying for that.
:[
too soon, man, too soon
great reference! erudite, yet crude. you win three fabrege eggs!
I can see only two of those imperial orbs so far. Are you proposing an Orthodox egg hunt?
*goes romin’ off for the gold*
Do I get to choose? I’d like the egg Carl designed for the Victorian Jubilee, the Czarian Alexi and just grab one.
BTW most of the Fabrege eggs are now on display at the Hermitage Museum in St Petersburg, some anonymous Russian bought the collection owed by Malcom Forbes a few years back.
“Great” reference, ‘Dog.
I call BS. No blur in real life. See .
I wish I could see, but everything’s a … a … oh sorry … I’m blurry on the concept.
Let me get you some contact lenses for that blur
and I trust you’ll take good care of the fuzziness too?
That is Dragonwriter’s job. XD
Ooh. Um…
HEY! I finally got double posted!!
Oooh, and my new dragon avatar showed up. WOOT!
Is this a FAIL?
Win for equine privacy rights?
Do those equal horse privates?
Privates also have the right to privacy, don’t you think? Else all the world would flaunt its publics, and it wouldn’t be pretty.
Or its pubics, for that matter. (Though the first spelling was intentional.)
Or pubic boners, I presume — well, in half the world.
(And for the sake of world happiness, I hope that the one half is in other half very well indeed.)
Photoshop win?
Yes – Horse privacy WIN
Unfortunately, shortly after this picture was taken, the horse fell for the Nigerian email scam and now its personal info is all over the net.
Hey girl, ya hungry?
I hope somebody gets this reference. Praise be to Allah.
Is it a god reference ?
If you consider Harlan Williams to be a God, then Yes!
This horse…is a diabetic!!!
Butternuts!
Get the Frostys quick!
but I like butter…stuff
No billy bong thorton with out Kenny.
Get wesley pipes.
You want to come clean my Haus?
i shave my balls
In Soviet Russia, balls shave YOU !
And then they get fed to the blurred horses.
That’s nice.
I shave your balls, too.
It’s a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Takes like 1 minute to find this exact spot on Google – the horse’s face is NOT blurred.
Lying fail!
It’s a FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
One minute on Google Maps to locate it in Central Park – the horse’s face is NOT blurred.
Epic Fake! Epic Fail!
You fail. Twice.
And it only took him 21 minutes!
Epoch!
more like 40 seconds. I did the same.
Fakes like this are funny, sure. But they aren’t real
Yeah…I only like REAL fakes.
Like the difference between a real fake set of knockers, and a photoshopped set of fake knockers?
I prefer a verbal description of a photoshopped picture of a set of fake knockers. Now that’s realism.
Bingo!
Is this a real pretend life?
I prefer REEL fakes. But I hate when people mess with my carp.
Comment too clever to be funny.
And yet you continue to pake my carp.
when was the last time something actually funny was posted here?
def not 7:35am…
(excellent timing on that burn joojifz)
Yes, a win indeed for joojifz.
Has anyone noticed that if you look at this in Google maps the horse’s face is not blurred? This is a fake fail.
Fail Fail.
Fail Fail WIN
Fake FAIL.
Ten seconds on Google Maps could have verified this…
Ok, what the FUCK is with all the killjoys who actually bother to go look at the real picture and then come back here and bitch about it? Who the fuck cares?! It’s a funny picture! Who gives two shits in a handbag if it’s real? Get a life, guys.
I THOUGHT there was a funny smell emanating from my handbag…
Break out the Ho-made BBQ sauce!
The horse is in the witness protection program, if its face was not blurred, a cruel serial killer would find it, and kill it. We wouldn’t that to happen to a poor, innocent horse, would we? I mean, it’s already had to uproot its life and assume a new identity.
Don’t laugh. That horse is in the witness protection program. Thanks to that blur, he gets to live another day.
I went and check that out on google maps, and that photo was photoshoped!!!
This is fake. You can look it up on google maps. The face isnt blurred.
Well, really, this isn’t a horse. It’s a butterfly incognito. The blur is just to further it’s anononymity.
frankly diane, im surprised
Wow, it’s totally working then — I thought that was a horsefly.
And you are sure it is not a moth?
moths are known to have their antennae fuzzed regularly
I don’t know if anyone pointed this out yet, I don’t want to read through all the comments, but if you go look on Google maps to that exact image… the horse’s face isn’t actually blurred. Whoever submitted it blurred it or found it somewhere blurred.
OMG, it’s Sarah Jessica Parker! Or is it Camilla Bowles? Who can tell with the blur?
Wait…I’m on to something…HORSE=SARAH JESSICA PARKER & CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES. Both have “Parker” in their names and both have horse faces! Criminy!
AND … sometimes they both wear a fur coat, shirtlike and hooded, for wear in the arctic and other regions of extreme cold; or a hip-length jacket or overshirt with an attached hood, often of wool or of a windproof, water-repellent material lined or trimmed with wool, used by skiers, hunters, the military, etc.; or any coat or jacket with a hood, as a hooded raincoat or windbreaker.
Photoshop fail.
i so do not get this one… no cracks on me please bc of my name and not getting this one.
Lololol.
Actually why do they blur hardly any faces, they were supposed to do them all.
And for the people who don’t get it, don’t you think they might have been supposed to blur the person’s face, and not the horses?
The horse is obviously in the witness protection program. got into some trouble with the mob. He was supposed to take out Mr. Ed
What if this is not a fail it was meant to happen?
Think about it.
I think Google just fixed it. Go north a little bit, there’s another blurred equine:
link prolly won’t work.
lol poop
actually . and i reallllllly hate to say this because it’s becoming the standard response .. but uh.. photoshop….
http://tinyurl.com/noblurrryhorse
look for your self in street view.
paint is right.
take a look at this one:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/failbluristrue
If you go to the actual streetview and see the actual horse, it is NOT BLURRED! NO FAIL! Bogus post!
…why the long face?
Google also blurs license plates, so if you think about it, it kinda makes sense.