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Ah, good ol’ fashioned “Getting hit in the face with a coke bottle” fail.
Life is grand.
What “getting coked up” means if you’re a D.A.R.E. graduate.
Although I know this to be not true as at least one guy I went through 5th grade with is in jail for cocaine possession, comment WIN.
More like coke win, punk kid fail.
Punk? Punks aren’t the same here.
punk = baby elephant
This furthers my reasoning for why Eugenics should be allowed to continue.
Nah… Eugenics is for bureaucratic suckers. Being sucka-free, I would rather support the widespread sale of grenades as a darwinian measure, because close still counts with them!
oooh, they could sell ‘Coke’ in hand grenades… But, ya know, coke flavoured
It would be tasty, caffeinated death.
“Wait, Timmy, that’s not a Coke bottle, that’s a grenade!”
“Cherry Coke, Grenade Edition… pop one open and enjoy it!…for three seconds…”
“Try Grenade Coke Zero… not only is it zero calories, it will reduce your overall calorie count to zero!…in three seconds…”
Add some Mentos to it first
Exactly. People who drink diet Coke should not be allowed to breed.
This is not about drinking Diet Coke, it is about idiots who THROW Coke bottles not being allowed to breed. Also, most celebrities being castrated, I.E. Tom Cruise and Britney Spears.
And all Scientologists.
How the hell would you castrate Britney Spears?
britney can’t even be castrated..
Clearly you should be, though.
Castration is defined as removing of the genitalia, most commonly the testes or the ovaries. It is quite possible to castrate females. It’s called an “egg beater.”
Given the frequency of pictures of her vagina on the Internet and the fact that Kevin Federline has been there, I can’t imagine access to her not-so restricted area, for any purpose, would be all that difficult.
Now THAT’s epic win!
Meh, taking pot shits at Brittany Spears? Not so epic. South Park had her head blowed off within the first 5 minutes of her episode. Now THAT was epic.
very carefully…
RogueThree WIN!
I don’t know, but I’m sure the YouTube video would get a million hits.
leave britney alone!
Oh, thx for reminding me.
**washing down my birth control with Diet Coke**
Comment WIN.
(Troll thereby proven FAIL.)
The Diet Coke is to prevent having to use a scooter.
I only take “the pill” to prevent diseases
pregnancy diseases? i hear they are having a sale on those.
Ahahaha. I do that too.
Eugenics is only necessary if you don’t think evolution is true.
Let these guys weed themselves out.
If you haven’t seen Idiocracy, go rent it… you’ll be singing a different tune.
Serves him right for making a mess of a tennis court.
That tennis court has no “love”.
*groan*
First!
You failed at failing.
So he’s a success?
That if the fail failed, then it’s a win. Or it could be a fail FAIL. Anyone else? Brainy Smurf?
Two wrongs don’t make a right… do they?
No, but three lefts do.
Nope. But two Wrights make an airplane.
You fail it (”it” is not being a loser)
idiot
Owned by a soda bottle…
Coke ownage FTW
Coke ownage FTW
ah crap! doubled, but i put that in like 20 minutes ago?
Virtually everything fail.
Great observation on the failure of virtually everything win
Server fail?
That’s what I’m thinking
Yeah, that’s more likely.
I think we should leave a note in ketchup for the server to clean up.. that will show it
They have great videos of stuff like this on YouTube!
obvious win!
Obviously!
thanks, Captain Obvious!
You said “Thanks”!
Did someone call for me?
Few, Captain Obvious is here. Reiterate everything so we can really get the point, please
Apparently I am the real “captain oblivious” for not noticing the”li”. Reading name fail.
no need to worry, we were looking for Captian Obvious.. you can zone out again. thanks though
Of all places…