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first??
hell yeah!!! finally first!!!!
I DON’T CARE ANY BAD COMMENT I’M FINALLY FIRST!!!
Congratulations you have achieved your aim in life! Sarcasm fail
i hope your grardaughter dies >:(
Hey, let’s leave him any bad comment!
heh, jep, YOU are FIRST…
the first one to arrive in FIRST AND SECOND place, somehow, ninja’d by yourself
but don’t worry, because kirby will dance for you anyway…
(>’-')> *dance* <(‘-’<)
…see?
btt: GARDDAUGHTR is an absolute common word in scotland, referring to someone who was born in a garden …
…yes i was lying, so what?
lol
roflmao
you are just a winner arent you!
nope
Don’t hesitantly type ‘first??’ like an idiot. If you’re going to do it, just type ‘First’ without question marks – or better, come up with something original.
you’re just jealous cause you weren’t first.. FAIL
You look retarded because you can’t punctuate a sentence properly.
wtf how ?
No capital letter and two full stops.
How does that look retarded?
Well I’m not the one calling him a retard. I was just answering their question about their own punctuation.
Damn Spelling Nazis!!!
Spelling =/= grammar.
I’m sure he’s referring to you as well…
In this case wouldn’t it be “Spelling =/= special grarmammar”?
Damn English Composition Nazis!!!
@Cloral… Just so you know…. We are in a Spelling Fail…
Fail fail.
In this instance: Fail fail != Win
I want a pie chart and an apple by Tuesday…
Confusion win
I’ll poke your pie chart.
You will pay!
Seriously, and dont’t laugh.
:[
(Comments won’t c’est below this level)
(poked pies wont poke below this pie)
(Comments wont’t nest)
Has anyone noticed it doesn’t spell “won’t” correctly?
Yerp I’ve noticed, quite amusing.
Ive noticed.
I bet youve noticed.
Plus it says it at the wrong level. It says it at the last level comments will nest into, not the level where they won’t nest.
you look retarded because you little sister hit you in the face with her “grardoaughtr” piggy bank:)
I want to cover you with leprechauns and then marry your blender while tossing grated cheese on your family members.
Was that original?
cheese is good
Ewww, you want to toss my family’s cheesy members?
Pervert…
Original? Yes. Funny? Absolutely not.
Not original — everyone knows that’s how many surrealists it takes to change a light bulb.
42.
1787569
Anyone know what that number is, btw?
the patent number of the “Combination pamphlet holder and sample carrier”
If getting the first comment on a failblog post is the highlight of your life, do youself and the rest of us a favor and take a shotgun to your mouth.
=)
you don’t have to be mean about it
this should be an engrish fail
First!
hahaa douchebag.
I like Cheese!
I didn’t know they made flavored douches…
second
Second is first loser / First fail
you are one philosophical motherlover!
Yes your mother is rather lovely, could you ask if she would like me to come around again?
She said no, your penis is to small and apparently you didn’t stop chatting, plus she really didn’t appreciate the crying in the end. Try the sleeping webcam whore, you should get along great with her!
Your understanding of the difference between “too” and “to” is “to” small.
penis is to small as wyz is to wit
But can he wyz out of his penis?
Well her crying is a side effect of all the years of torture being kept in wyz fritzel’s basement. As for webcam whore I really don’t want your sloppy seconds on that thanks. But tell me did you have to resort to using a strap-on given that you lost your penis in that unfortunate rat molesting incident? Who would have thought it would turn around and bite it off like that?
anyway dude… i said it as a compliment, not an insult. and the motherlover part was just so i would put an accent on things. Jeese u guys are jumpy
What nothing kinky happened we just chatted and drank tea
i jumpy your junky
I bent over and someone showed me junky.
Nobody would do that.
Obviously written by a ‘special’ person. Fail.
dont bag special people! for all you know you could be special with everyone but you knowinggg…
heckk anyone of us could be special and not know it…
^ special person win ^
ahaha in your dreams.
Damn, how did you know I dream of special people?
He can also read your horoscope.
Noooooo
Because you drool in your sleep. (You know, to fit in.)
yeh
Slipping inbetween a double-posting win!
Impressive… most impressive.
dont bag special people! for all you know you could be special with everyone but you knowinggg…
heckk anyone of us could be special and not know it…
oops lol that was ment to be a reply to the comment above ! LOL FAIL FOR ME (:
…penis
…in your mouth
you wish.
thats what SHE said.
I hardly understood her around the penis.
…suck my what?
..you dont have one.
No, really, what is this what that we all must suck?
my balls
Are they salty? Or juicy?
Maybe they’re schwety balls…
one is salty and the other is juicy :O
scroll up fail
penis…. melts in your mouth not in your hand
It’s “special” as in “needs”.
i did not “need” to know that
romg reported!
Pig…
oink oink…
Special Ops Gaurd Daughter is saving up for a new assault rifle.
sounds like we should be on gord
I wonder if Gord will be happy or upset about that…
Ahahaha! I get it! It’s in some funny currency! Ahahaha! <_<
that funny currency is the english pound.
accuracy FAIL! It’s brittish, it’s not like they still use shillings in Ireland, Scotland or Wales.
that would be ‘British’. Spelling fail.
Let’s be honest though, you try handing somebody Scottish money in an English supermarket and they look at you like you just handed them a dead baby.
Haha, agreed!
Nevermind the time I actually did hand them a dead baby.
But did they give you change in pounds or shillings?
splelnig flia, it’s BRITISH
FLIA FAIL. Hypocrite!
Spotting second spelling fail in sentence fail + spotting overall sarcasm of comment fail = dubble fale
Um, this isnt a spelling fail, its a custom piggy bank for a great grand daughter
Moar liek custom piggi baenk for great garandfahatukafejina pie pie nelflejalkef nnnNNNNN NNNNNN! NNNNNN! NNNNNNGHAHAAAAAAAAH! YAY!
Hmm..
Does anyone else ever think of spiking the Failblog waterwell with Ritalin…?
i was going to but i got distracted
I already spiked it with cyanide. They’re all dying as we speak. -evil laugh-
Maybe he had a seizure.
I believe that would be it. That’s how I type when I have them. and seriously. I do have them.
You might be onto something here
Anyone know where this pic was taken?
Judging by their accents, I’d say Canada.
I took this picture…. it was found in a little shop near the seaside with like little gifts and things in. made me laugh so i took a picture on my phone.
So what? The grandmother is illiterate? That’s still no excuse.
Dude, change your dealer.
yeah, if someone wants to be a grardoaughtr, let them be one!
LOL…”Special”? I’m fairly certain it’s “Speshul”.
Only when applied to you
Your mom! Game point: Christian.
bah where’d my last comment go? posting fail!!!!!!!!
I actually love the way they weren’t satisfied with one spelling mistake, so went for the epic by putting two in there. lmfao
G G D I really think it was not a spelling fail
R R A I think it was intended to point out the
e a U laziness of old people, since this WAS
a n G meant as a gift from grdrgprnts to
t D H grgrdchldrn.
T
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R
i dunnow why it cancelled out my spaces… i had it all spaced out so it would look as an explanation. FAILBLOWS!
I know what you mean.
GReat GRanD DAUGHTR.
That still doesn’t make up for the lazy incompetence of the product.
If it was custom-made or just a computer-generated design, it probably had a limit on total number of letters, thus requiring abbreviation.
If so, however, it reminds me of some vanity plates I’ve seen that make me think it would have been better to go a completely different direction with it, rather than torture a word or phrase to fit into too few letters.
it was actually a handpainted thing. [from what it looked like]
waste of time win on behalf of spacing fail
dude u are following me. STOP!
I’m following you and you’re following me! Can’t you see we just like walking round in circles?
Reading FAIL — it’s GRARDDAUGHTR, not GRGRDDAUGHTR. Maybe GReAt gRanDDAUGHTeR? I don’t think so, I think the R should have been an N and something went wrong.
no shit Sherlock.
no greatter love hath a grand daugh ?
no I I laziness meant … ?
spling flai!
Lmao.
XD
win.
i luv grannies !!
yeah, nothing better than a good GILF…
nothing better than a good GILF
Keep that one under your hat.
He’s using one as a hat.
I thought it was special XD
hmm krentenbollen
Scepail FiaL xD
Look at the price tag, it is in Euros. This isn’t fail as it translates into Granddaughter >.>
It’s in pounds, peen-arse.
British euros, perhaps…
British Euros?? did I miss a memo or something? dammit
Butchered spelling aside, who thought it was a good idea to create a gift that basically says, “My Grgrddaughtr is a tubby little pig!”?
cause she’s going away to fat camp
Have you never heard of a “Piggy Bank?” See the slot on the top of Piggy’s back? That’s where the money goes. Then, when you’re all grown up, you can break open your piggy bank and go to college on what you’ve saved.
There are some things that just should not be personalized…
*buys a bank in the shape of a toilet (click my name to see!)*
*inscribes “Special TJ on it*
See?
GRAR!
DAUGHTR!
Alzheimer WIN
I think that grardaughtr might be a word in British, as this is in merry old England.
lol grardoaughtr?
See that is why it’s only 1.99
That’s how much I’d expect them to pay me to take it off their hands. Maybe even more to compensate for having witnessed the fail all over it.
Iz piggeh bahnk fur sayvin fayre fur teh ridez on shoart bus!
also sophistication fail “my grarddaughtr is a pig”
it’s a play on pronunciation. it’s making fun of the irish pronunciation of granddaughter. did no one else get that really? there is even an english “pound” money sign on the piggy bank. come on people.
Admit it, the British failed.
That’s what George Washington said.
haha, of course, they always fail
I’m going to go and visit my GRARDMOTHR today.
They spelt my name right.
That is one stupid grandma. FAIL
(weeps) “Stop insulting my grarddaughtr! She’s only sevn years olde!”
I think that’s the wrong kind of special…