Secret Fail
“Sounds like it isn’t a secret anymore,” writes Josh.
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OMG we’re not reduced to this kind of material now are we? This is old!
Do what somebody with a God damn brain would, then. If a website isn’t giving you what you want, go somewhere else. Nobody will miss you.
*sobs*
Win!
Nobody, that can’t be you.
♬ I…ain’t got noboooooooooody! ♪
Noooobody dooooes it better…
LJ Hooker, you’re the best! o_O
Thanks mate.
BotW, callin’ it right now.
Well done friend, well done.
I reply to Nobody.
But that’s the thing. This website IS giving me what I want and the media for the topic equates to approximately 30% of the fun, the rest is down to the comments
Nobody bats one thousand, buddy. And yes, I am passively encouraging another chain of horrible baseball puns.
I think Winfail is a little off base. I mean, this is FAILBLOG. The content may be old, but if it fails, it fails.
I saw talons’ strike out and attempt to link into the chain of horrible baseball puns — it was a horror. His tiny little bat and balls should be the designated targets of a team of Texas Chainsaw Rangers. He’ll never swing and score a miss like that again.
Oooh, you’ve left the bush league (…!) and joined the big leagues now and can STILL hit them out of the park.
your off your ball…..1
My tiny bat and balls await your lavish apology
tiny, truly tiny, nigh invisible
Bend over and I’ll show you a bat!
Sounds like Oripapa wants to hit a line drive straight up talonsofpeace. C’mon guys, I know you can be cheesier than this, lets pick it up a little.
talons bats a thousand! …fly’s! teeny teeny flies
Maybe not one thousand, but nobody’s average is way up there. He’s a killer in my stats book.
I think we should create our own fail blog.
… great idea! we could have a big party, make a big gold statue of a calf, and forget about that Moses guy. blasphemy win!!
Ooh, hang on. Winfail isn’t satisfied with the site any more. Can we get someone on it please.
it looks fake, but i’ve seen this sign for real, its near where i live
*facepalm*
You know dragon, everytime you *facepalm* an orangutan bursts into flames.
Your Orangutan just evolved into…. Monferno!
Monferno used flamming poop attack!
Ahaha, nerd win!
Lucky for me there was a fire monkey pokemon on google lol
You know…I really tried to come up with a witty repartee for this, but it ape-ars I’m coming up short. I’m just going to go eat my Pongo-lian barbecue and ponder my fail.
Try harder
Oooh, I don’t think you really want that. It will only get worse, trust me.
You could learn what ‘repartee’ means too. For one thing, it’s a mass noun, so speaking of ‘a’ repartee makes no sense. For another, ‘witty repartee’ is redundant. How could repartee not be witty?
Are you sure you’re a writer?
*sigh* Here we go again.
Words often have more than just one meaning, you know. So, according to the OED:
rep·ar·tee
1. With article: A ready, witty, or smart reply; a quick and clever retort.
2. Without article: Sharpness or wit in sudden reply; such replies collectively; the practice or faculty of uttering them.
And if you think that all repartee is witty…you DO realize that you’re on the Failblog, right?
LAME!
Cabbage wins.
Nice try Dragon.
wowowowowowow (to see epic fail, scroll up)
Try Hard 2?
Live Free or Try Hard was the worst, in my opinion.
-High-fives an orangutan- OW! @#$! It burns!
(she’ll be in her secret bunker)
is that in the states?
It is in the states of secret fail and facepalmdom yes
No, judging from the signs it’s the UK
It is in the UK. It was featured on the latest series of the motoring show Top Gear in a segment about pointless or stupid road signs.
The comment from one of the presenters was:
‘On the other hand, what if the bunker is actually in the other direction?’
Yes it is i live there *cries*
Oh, the University of Kentucky?
It’s up the road from where I live.
It would be more accurate if the sign said “Decommissioned And Formerly Secret Nuclear Bunker”, being as it’s now in private ownership and run as a tourist attraction; has been for some time. A bit longer than the sign has been around, strangely enough.
If we showed you where it was, we’d have to kill you. That’s no secret. Everybody knows it.
Strong enough for a man, but made to protect women.
I LOL’d!
I BO’d.
Body odored?
I poked and paid.
Pap’d?
Lol’d.
Indebted.
Trojan should use that slogan.
Please can noone post whether they are the first, second, third or other person to comment on this picture.
That is really the most stupid thing imaginable.
You are showing off you can count and… that’s about it.
Failblog is supposed to be where we laugh at OTHER PEOPLE’s stupidity, not act stupid ourselves.
Grow up, children.
lol.. you’re stupid.
Yeah!
I SECOND that!
Me three! And I restate it: YOU’RE STUPID!
Unfortunately, people will always do it. It doesn’t matter how many people complain; it’s going to happen.
Just ignore it, because if you don’t care, it doesn’t affect you.
way to fail at spelling my name dick wad