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Safety Fail

Submitted by Richard O

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Pruney

Nah, more like Canada, cuz of their accents

Canuck

Accent recognition fail.

 
jennww2ns

I would tend to agree with you. For some reason, Canadians as a whole, seem to have a very distinct Indian accent - one that is almost indistinguishable from native Indians themselves. It must be the similar cultures and climates.

You fail :P

 
poof

But the cars look like a foreign country, anytime I’ve been to Canada I’ve seen all the same cars that we drive here. (I live less than an hour away from the Canadian border)

 
 
Jordanwb

We don’t haves that look like that and I can’t understand a word they’re saying and I’m Canadian.

 
 
durr

woah yeah that is not any sort of “Canadian” accent. You seem to confuse parody tv with reality. let me break it to you, Doug and Bob are not real.
we also have license plates that are the same style as US ones.

Gman

That is India.
I can see the licence plates. Its A city called delhi.
The bike is a Indian Kawasaki Pulsar 150 cc

 
Mongoose

Sarcasm comprehension fail!

You guys really are fucktards!

 
american

um, that’s what canadians think, eh? but canadians have square wheels on their cars, and presumably their motorcycles so can’t be canada. maybe japan.

 
 
 
Detlefius

He can ride his bike with no handlebars.

 
 
Beren

I would have initially guessed Thailand or Malaysia as the roads look too good to be India. They drive on the left so that helps narrow it down and the first letters of the van’s number plate are DL which is a New Delhi plate, so I think you’re right that it’s India.

 
 
 
Snusch

thats not a fail.
its an epic win

talonsofpeace

Totally an epic safety win. It would be a “safety fail” if the guy face planted and gored himself on his handlebars.

Anomnomnomymous

Which, being as irresponsible as he was, if that happened I would laugh and keep driving.

 
jluve82

I know, I was totally waiting for it. This is just all around win.

 
 
 
 
me

yes… yes it is.
Safety Fail my ass, thats a Skill Win.

talonsofpeace

+27 Street dmg mitigated by a -3 resilience rating. FTW.

 
 
 
 
Rigo

Seconded. How many people can brag about doing that?

 
 
Dustin

Couple things

1. WTF?!?
2. Is the safety fail on the van that is cutting eveyone off when they merge without signalling or the idiot texting while riding his bike with his feet?

 
Dragonwriter

Yah…I wondered that too.

MULTI-FAIL!

grond

Well, he does wear a helmet…

loveloveshine

… what means it can´t be in italy…
i bet it´s in russia
XD

 
Ethan

Russia? Italy? WTF… that accent is SO from India.

 
Mongoose

Knowledge of the world fail!

 
 
 
abstract

absolute muli-fail never share a lane with a motorcycle. So unsafe, I’m suprised the van didn’t clip him and make this a snuff film.

 
 
Aoife

Exactly! I can’t see how the motorcyclist is worse than the several other crappy drivers straddling two lanes or dodging into lanes without warning and adequate space. A tremendous, all-around traffic safety fail. I’d like to know where this was shot so I never, ever find myself on that highway. Damn.

fultzjap

Amen. I NEVER want to go here. This is called trans-fail-tation.

 
talonsofpeace

Driving in Cairo= MUCH MOAR DANGEROUSZ!

Jerk

Mammering clapper-clawed feline! I here to purge the area of any ICHC comments!

 
 
 
 
me

Look closer, hes not riding with his feet, hes not even steering at all… just coasting along.

A. Non

You’re right. The dude clearly has telekinesis and everything he did was completely safe! What a relief!

abstract

you steer with how you throw your body weight, it’s a motorcycle, not a car. going in a faily straight line there is no need for hands….or feet.

Bananaphone

I used to be able to do that with my bike…….er, meaning my bicycle. And dood, was he texting?

 
 
 
Hein

I’d like to see him sit up, and not disturb the balance of the bike … He is sure to shift his weight then!

 
 
Dom

How do they drive in this place? It’s a bunch a suicidal drivers…

talonsofpeace

Much skill and having an already beat to shit vehicle helps.

 
abstract

like a bunch of suicidal drivers, that’s how…WIN

 
 
Rob W

It’s definitely India, where the driving style is VERY different! :-)

I’m surprised that guy doesn’t have someone else holding on to the back of the bike as well, to be honest. Surely if anything it’s a ‘not enough passengers if you can still see the road’ fail.

Jessica

Ya India (or something near there) was what I thought just due to the driving style.

As a Canadian Im also offended by that comment saying we sound like that.

durr

it’s not really offensive to say we sound like people from India or “somewhere near there”, it’s just kind of ridiculous and ignorant.

 
Bananaphone

and there’s nothing you can do aboot it ;)

/kidding!

 
 
 
 
grond

I just can’t believe it.

 
Joe

I tried doing that on my bicycle once. I ended up falling and my helmet split open.

 
Kukee

Epic Genital split fail

 
 
Totema1

Is it safety fail?

Or is it really skills win??

Captain Obvious

Either way, it’s a fail.

talonsofpeace

Captain Obvious, isn’t it obvious that the guy DOES NOT incur any harm on himself or anyone else? This is saftey win, albeit, a sketchy one.

jluve82

How about we call it: Being a good role model fail? Would that make everyone happy?

 
 
 
 
 
 
c2

okay I think this is somewhere in India…no.. nobody signals while changing lanes. but I have never seen someone ride their bike with their feet.

 
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