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More sweet, sweet diabetic death.
You poke the pie, you gotta pay for it. What happens in Vegas…
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They are serious.
dead serious…
im scared! :[
I’m shakin’ in my boots
I’m looking for some sugar to calm me down.
*hmm … when I find some, it will be a win*
*hmm … but that win might fail to calm me down*
*hmm … and that fail would be a win*
Did you just, in essence, say, “Gimme some sugar”??
WHY do you have to make things so complicated?
Because Dragonwriter is female. Duh!
*ahem*
Fuzz…you might wanna duck….
*stokes the fires*
Don’t waste your breath on this ever-consistent jackass.
(jackasses wont nest below this level)
I poked. And paid.
They are vampires.
*coughdonotpokethepiecough*
coughyoupokeyoubuycough
*coughstopcoughingonthepiecough*
*coughpenisss*
*youhaveadickinyourmouthgoaaheadandchoke*
*coughyoufailcough*
*coughyousuckcough*
*coughbutnotforfreeunlikeyoudocough*
*coughsoyouchargeforyoursrvicescough*?
*cough3.50cough*
*coughthepieisabetterdealcough*
*coughmesuckysuckycough*
*cough*
This is some killer chronic. *cough*
This is like some killer chronically coughing. *wit*
*coughlolololcoughsnortgigglecough*
have you guys thought about robitussin for that cough? it does sound serious, don’t laugh.
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You know, bonocat, the spiritual clown, Wavy Gravy, is a social activist who sits on the board of a number of progressive organizations. And he always brings a box of Groucho Marx glasses to the meetings, with the understanding that anyone who uses the word “serious,” must wear a pair of those glasses for the remainder of the meeting.
In this case, though, I’m afraid we’re going to have to get medieval on your ass.
dude i already wear glasses, bring it on!
*couchitmighbeaterriblecasaeoftuberculosiswhoknowsmaybeyouhaveemphysemalikeamywinehousebecauseyouspentallofyourfortuneoncrackwhichissillyifyou’reapopstarwithassloadsofcashcough*
RICOLAAAA!!!!
FINALLY a breath of fresh mountin’.
So… Ricola? I see.
TLDR
:]] ha ha ha. ha ha ha. I laugh like robot cause i have square jaw. ha ha ha. ha ha ha. :]]
This just in:
A man has been fined the total amount of one pie because he poked it. Officials say that he is a serious offender and he is what you would call “a serial poker”.
This is not the first time first time this has happened; last year a man from Soviet Russia pied a poke and was eat to forced the pie whole and plate the metallic.
Back to you Fail Reporter Shoobey Doo WAP
That story is a lie. We all know that in Soviet Russia, Pie Poke You!
Reading your comment, I feel really happy that I refrained from writing this joke.
refraination win
(refriednation’s to the south)
VieuMove refrained, but the pokers did not.
Bunch of savages in this town!
Yeah, what Fuzz said.
Yeah, laconic wit.
Damn. I have yet to frain ONCE, and here people are refraining already.
You missed the ‘frain. But meet me at the station. I’ll reserve your refraination. And I won’t be slow. Oh no no no.
(*fraining = lolmonkeespeak)
Sorry…can you translate that into loldragonspeak for me? :p
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This just in:
Fail reporter fails to report anything.
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stupidity win/inyelligence fail
y u didnt’t u’s t?
why didn’t you spell out words?
why didn’t you yell inyelligently?
Yeah, Y?
“Why you didn’t you is t?”
WTF?
Comprehension FAIL
Yep, me too. I totally cannot comprehend that shit.
typo
burn of the week nominee right here guys
i lold my ass off
You Poke
You Pie
How come 98% comments on this website are absolute shit?
Seriously, are you guys trying to be funny? You’re all just wasting your time. What’s going to happen when the internet gets full-up because a bunch of smug bastards wanted to twitter on using about 5 words over and over again: win/fail/lol/roffles/soviet russia.
And that’s without even beginning to mention the oh-so-funny wank jokes.
NOT cool. You need to take a long look at yourselves in your webcam.
webcam? ::masturbates::
Mr. Doughball-lina?
::pities::
ANOTHER HUMOR IMPAIRED TROLL! SOUND THE ALARM!
*aaooOOOOOOoga…aaaooOOOOooogaaa*
Someone from the National Association for the Humor Impaired (click my name!) will be along at any moment…just hold tight!
*ahem*
NOW click my name.
*goes off to fail some more*