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That’s one hell of a disease
Congratulations, you’re first!
Congratulations, you found someone who doesn’t care!
You’re the kind of pregnancy disease that happens when you have sex with a Cheap Monkey.
Actually, human beings are members of the “Great Ape” family. This “pregancy disease” as you call it, would be the result of intercourse with “apes”, not “monkies”.
Would that mean that you got pregnant from a species of canine?
A canine is a dog, not an ape :O!
Say it with me. Dddddoooooooogggggggg.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppe.
So what have we learned today?
Understanding the joke FAIL!
I’m sorry, your name just sounded so stupid I assumed you must be a moron.
Coming from someone with the name “Lol”?
Is that better kind sir?
lol
I think that has burn of the week potential right there.
Tiamat Ruler shows signs of ruling.
Primates dude, primates
People still don’t understand my joke?
dont worry i understand it
Good, at least there’s someone out there who knows what I meant.
I thought it was kind of bitchin’, son.
Maybe now others will understand it thanks to you, fuzz. Thanks man! xD
I only see one human around here that looks like he came from an ape family.
Humans = apes.
End of story.
*contemplates Hominidae-cide*
yes, but what is the beginning of the story?
my penis is very huge
We don’t care for your e-penis, dork.
cue them to 2001
*surreptitious ‘d’oh’*
erm, also clue theme to 2001
omg ^^
is the prescription for that disease more cowbell, or does that only work on fever?
You fail to make me laugh….
Long epic bass solo will take care o’ that.
the prescrition is rolling down the stairs
just don’t be pushy about it, Rhett
But can he be a pulley?
i just tried, it didn’t work…any other ideas???
Childfree win.
Y’know I heard pregnancy could be fatal.
no, only fetal
Oh, I must’ve misread the book.
First you misheard it, now you’re saying you misread it. Verb agreement fail.
Hey Dragonwriter, is Talons subbing for you on Grammarian corner tonight? if he is tell him not to bring the flame thrower.
Nooooooo! My sub will know that verb agreement is not merely the substitution of one verb for another.
My sub will also know that “heard” and “misheard” are not the same.
Rogue! Where are you? We need to script another show!
Sorry, I was at the zoo, high-fiving the orangutans. What’s going on?
For some, yes it can.
garrink!!
good comment douche nozzle
Could be a warning…?
Children. The Ultimate STD.
Reminds me of health class in high school.
If you have sex, You Will Die.
(oh yeah, and drugs are bad too.)
Really? My health class teacher told us that masturbation was a healthy thing for guys to do… *masturbates*
I dunno. I’ve heard of guys breaking their noses doing that.
You sound a bit fuzzy on that.
Pee Wee Herman was busted masturbating,
“If masturbation is a crime, I should be on death row” Gilbert Godfrey
So is that what you call it?
Gilbert Gottfried.
you Know i heard clamidia doesn’t have any symptoms, it just makes women infertile. The Ultimate Contraception!!!!
You know, I heard chlamydia was not spelled c-l-a-m-i-d-i-a.
I like my seafood baked, not chlamyd.
Anyone else notice it says “What you need to know RIGHT NOW.”
Is that before it gets malignant?
I’ve heard of baby fever before, but this just takes the cake.
baby fever? More cowbell!!!!!!!11!!
Your comments are absolutely terrible.
no it just takes the chocolate chip cookie
The cake is a lie.
Apparently prevention is not a part of treating this malady
in soviet russia, baby impregnates you!