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Macintosh

That’s one hell of a disease

Cheap Monkey

Congratulations, you’re first!

Macintosh

Congratulations, you found someone who doesn’t care!

RedWhiteAndBoom

You’re the kind of pregnancy disease that happens when you have sex with a Cheap Monkey.

talonsofpeace

Actually, human beings are members of the “Great Ape” family. This “pregancy disease” as you call it, would be the result of intercourse with “apes”, not “monkies”.

Tiamat Ruler

Would that mean that you got pregnant from a species of canine?

Lol

A canine is a dog, not an ape :O!
Say it with me. Dddddoooooooogggggggg.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppe.

So what have we learned today?

Tiamat Ruler

Understanding the joke FAIL!

Lol

I’m sorry, your name just sounded so stupid I assumed you must be a moron.

Tiamat Ruler

Coming from someone with the name “Lol”?

Rofl

Is that better kind sir?

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hello

lol

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Winter

I think that has burn of the week potential right there.

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fuzz on the concept

Tiamat Ruler shows signs of ruling.

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Tiamat Ruler

People still don’t understand my joke?

gary yo

dont worry i understand it

Tiamat Ruler

Good, at least there’s someone out there who knows what I meant.

fuzz on the concept

I thought it was kind of bitchin’, son.

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Tiamat Ruler

Maybe now others will understand it thanks to you, fuzz. Thanks man! xD

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
matt

I only see one human around here that looks like he came from an ape family.

Dragonwriter

Humans = apes.

End of story.

*contemplates Hominidae-cide*

hello

yes, but what is the beginning of the story?

Lol

We don’t care for your e-penis, dork.

 
 
fuzz on the concept

cue them to 2001

fuzz on the concept

*surreptitious ‘d’oh’*
erm, also clue theme to 2001

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
DrFailgood

is the prescription for that disease more cowbell, or does that only work on fever?

E-tron

You fail to make me laugh….

 
talonsofpeace

Long epic bass solo will take care o’ that.

 
\m/ rockon \m/

the prescrition is rolling down the stairs

TMI Service

just don’t be pushy about it, Rhett

Tiamat Ruler

But can he be a pulley?

\m/ rockon \m/

i just tried, it didn’t work…any other ideas???

 
 
 
 
 
 
Macintosh

Y’know I heard pregnancy could be fatal.

Macintosh

Oh, I must’ve misread the book.

talonsofpeace

First you misheard it, now you’re saying you misread it. Verb agreement fail.

Lolcattus

Hey Dragonwriter, is Talons subbing for you on Grammarian corner tonight? if he is tell him not to bring the flame thrower.

Dragonwriter

Nooooooo! My sub will know that verb agreement is not merely the substitution of one verb for another.

My sub will also know that “heard” and “misheard” are not the same.

Rogue! Where are you? We need to script another show!

RogueThree

Sorry, I was at the zoo, high-fiving the orangutans. What’s going on?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
\m/ rockon \m/

good comment douche nozzle

 
 
RedWhiteAndBoom

Children. The Ultimate STD.

Pretentious White Girl

Reminds me of health class in high school.

If you have sex, You Will Die.

(oh yeah, and drugs are bad too.)

Tiamat Ruler

Really? My health class teacher told us that masturbation was a healthy thing for guys to do… *masturbates*

matt

I dunno. I’ve heard of guys breaking their noses doing that.

fuzzy on the concept

You sound a bit fuzzy on that.

 
 
DrFailgood

Pee Wee Herman was busted masturbating,
“If masturbation is a crime, I should be on death row” Gilbert Godfrey

Tiamat Ruler

So is that what you call it?

 
JustBcause

Gilbert Gottfried.

 
 
 
dolt

you Know i heard clamidia doesn’t have any symptoms, it just makes women infertile. The Ultimate Contraception!!!!

anony-mouse

You know, I heard chlamydia was not spelled c-l-a-m-i-d-i-a.

fuzzy on the concept

I like my seafood baked, not chlamyd.

 
 
 
 
 
Lol

Anyone else notice it says “What you need to know RIGHT NOW.”

Is that before it gets malignant?

 
 
CheekyC

I’ve heard of baby fever before, but this just takes the cake.

DrFailgood

baby fever? More cowbell!!!!!!!11!!

 
 
dolt

no it just takes the chocolate chip cookie

 
RogueThree

The cake is a lie.

 
 
kelti

Apparently prevention is not a part of treating this malady

 
DrFailgood

in soviet russia, baby impregnates you!