Never you mind — *eyes her tooth and nail and VERY respectfully soothes her furry ruffles*
Buster’s Heiney akshully never haz been qualified — neither for judging your lol-ness nor for adjusting your nether, um, cattus — I was just busting his weak-ass ghastly bluster.
Not bad, aaaaanon. But here, let me ’splain. No, let me sum up.
Loosely, “Fuzz fuzz’d fuzz”. He impersonated himself, as “Double Dragonrider Double,” to post a post about impersonation. Then he posted, in mock German, a reply to Klaus/Talons. Klaus had written Ich will dein Herz essen, which means “I will eat your heart.” Fuzz posted “Herz will rent your ‘ess’, when you over-make Benz,” but Fuzz forgot to de-impersonate himself, posting a repeated post as “Double D. Double.”
This made Fuzz insane.
He dis-de-impersonated himself and protested, “My God and Heaven, these doppelganger are doppelgangerin.” (There are some plural singularities in that sentence Fuzz himself can’t fathom, even when he’s insane; so, skipping to the end: )
A doppelganger is literally “a double goer”, and more simply “a double.” It can have the connotation of a kind of haunting entity that looks just like you. So, “these haunting me doublers are doubling me hauntingly.” (“God in Heaven,” btw, would be “Gott im Himmel.”)
P.S. The post Fuzz posted as Double Dragonrider Double when he had forgotten he was pretending to be someone pretending to be him, now appears to have doubled DragonWriter over again.
OOOH OK! No hablo aleman o espanol. I do not speak german or spanish.
Also my icon apparently has genetically altered its makeup. It will now devour the souls of chocolate chip(no s) cookies.
inconstancy
the quality of being changeable and variable
–Synonymsmoody, capricious, vacillating, wavering; undependable, unstable, unsettled, uncertain; mutable, mercurial, volatile. See FICKLE.
–Antonymsconstant. See UNFUNNY LOL JACKASS ABOVE
Actually, as far as I can tell, fuzz always handles the English language quite well. YOU INSULT HIM AND YOU INSULT ME. Just remember that next time I’ve got your momma tied to a chair.
Depends on how you mien.
As you know, having a nice mienning with a nice manning gets yourself sweetly knotted, woven, and rib’d, in a parental position.
Oh, but now I’m also seeing that earlier “tie up,” playing off yesterday and referencing something from several days back. And we have had a couple synchronistic surprises, which are now making me feel weird about any efforts to not seem weird! So if you’d like more realistic a perspective on my actual perspectives, I’ll put a link (to a link) in my user name for a few, via which a more realistic Dave could be checked out or messaged.
O heaven! were man
But constant, he were perfect. That one error
Fills him with faults; makes him run through all the sins:
Inconstancy falls off ere it begins.
America, let me tell you something America. This country, America, is completely out of control with these inappropriate signs. I’m telling you America, this is why I have to keep a close eye on my TV daughter because she be seeing all this innuendo jibba jabba and then goes out and try to get her tummy pierced. Can you believe this garbage America?
News Flash: America is NOT a country.
It is a contident,
Divided into three sections.
North America,
Central America, and
South America,
Although some might consider Central america a part of North/South America.
Geography Fail?
Yeah, total meltdown of a geography fail on your part. America is a shortened version of the United States of America, a form that most of the civilized world is comfortable with using at this point in time. North America is a continent. Cental America is part of the North American continent (regardless of whose considering it). South America is a continent all by itself.
Public education system FAIL?
And if you act now, and find that capslock key, you could also experience…
A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPOTUNITY
TO FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE.
Now I know what your saying –
OMG WHERE IS THAT LARGE AUTOMOBILE? …
And you may ask being asking yourself,
OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE? ……..
… and same as it ever was etc etc
——–
~ David Burn
OMGLOLLOO(((@@@##!!!!eleventy!
“PANELS” should be spelled with an E !!
Or … oh, wait … was that supposed be “BANALS” and the B just froze its bottom off or something. EWWW!!!!
(At least the other sign spelled ATM right. I think.)
OMG you guys. I totally misrepresented. Like, myself and everything.
I’m like, you know what, I mean, I’m like nothing like “eleventy”, whatEVER!!!
It’s more like, you know, you DO … ELEVENTEEN all over the place.
GIMMMMEEE THAT THING BACK …
srsly sorrry … brbz later …
No but WAIT is it was just like SOOOOO CLEARRRR for just a mintue thou, ackshully.
And sotmeies I TOTTLLLAAY canna see tha shat i tuyed … fuk i just tyuped “tuped” wrong, a mean “TUPPE” noo shit … nevermnaid.
“You see it’s just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. Oh dear… it’s rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole … “
I think he’s stuck in a Time Warp from an earlier post, somehow switched places with Fuzz the younger, got sent back here, and somehow became his own grandpa?
I got lost…
*tosses heed ever which a way*
NO, realy, what iw as just sayin .. imean im just SAYIN ..
Like, sombeody just told me on MySpaceMultipliesFaceFlikkeringBOOK.com that the word for that little part that goes doen form the “P” on the sighn is called a pee-drrr.
That can’t be write, can it? I mean comon , that would be totally AKSHULLY ick AND ewwww.
SOMBODY”S BEING IMMATURE!!!!
I shall have candy my good sir. PIXIE STIX FOR ALLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
RELEASE THINE INNER CHILD TO WREAK HAVOK UPON THE WORLD!!!
CRY HAVOK AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
Look, if you want me to *FOOOOOM!!!* every single yahoo who has a grammar/spelling error or obviously doesn’t know the meaning of the words they are using (“you keep using that word…I do not think it means what you think it means…”), I’m gonna run out of foomage much too fast.
that should have gone up there at the end of my previous comment ^^^ since it censors 2girls 1cup without the space, didn’t post my original comment, and completely threw me off the delicate space-time balance. The cheek!
What’s wrong with the pic….why is it failed? They are clearly marketing it to the gay community (gay men more likely) . See right there they already have their first gay customers arriving.
Neon burn out WIN!
I live three miles from that place, and what bugs me the most is that I don’t go to that part of town often enough to have seen it. It used to be a Gibson’s back in the ancient 1980’s… good times. Oh, it is a Mexican market btw, and they have a really good restaurant next door. Although it shall henceforth be known as anal’s.
Wow, no really, thank you for that really interesting story about you and your exciting hometown. I’m glad I know that “Danals” used to be a “Gibson’s” back in the ancient 1980’s. (LOL!!!!111) What pertinent information. You scrub.
w00t!
In for three!
That’s what she said?
I think she said “unhhhhnnnnrrhhhhhhmmmmppppphlslsl”
it was more like “unhhhhnnnnrrhhhhhhmmmmppppphlslslyehahayehah’”
You were there too? *High Five
Talons also high-fived an orangutan.
I hope he washed his hands first.
There’s even a 69 in the window! Woot woot!
LMFAO
Vuestra puta madre caga aqui
y allí también
Lay Ho Ma?
Konichiwa?
Salut?
what lungage yall r spoken?
This lungage has some spanishness in it.
This lungage has some cancerage in it.
I only had terminal lung cancer one time.
I’m still here, just so you know <3
-Lung Cancer
Forget diamonds, lung cancer is forever.
and a girls best friend!
No, herpes is forever.
Hermes is for flowers.
OMG, FTD!!
(that’s what she said)
Some “spanishness” and some “portugueseness”. Not the best phrase someone could think of, by the way.
Oh, will you lighten up Fiddle Catrator! This site is just too damn funny.
typo = Castrator, LOL!
Buster, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the lolcats judging or lolcats neutering industries.
what? O.O
Never you mind — *eyes her tooth and nail and VERY respectfully soothes her furry ruffles*
Buster’s Heiney akshully never haz been qualified — neither for judging your lol-ness nor for adjusting your nether, um, cattus — I was just busting his weak-ass ghastly bluster.
Ghostbusters!
My god it’s an apparition. Nobody else saw that I hope.
nanananana….OH woops that’s bat man, i forget the gostbuster theme….oh well
do they have choclate ice crram
No, just chocolate cram.
Damn…first fuzz, now Killerwit! We must stop the icon impersonator NOW!!
Yeah … where is that personator at?
But what about you? I mean, hey, if I were you I would resemble this remark.
*examines remark*
Hm. You may want to re-mark that, ‘cuz I don’t seem to resemble that atall! :p
You are next !
Muahahaha
Thats just weird…
Yeah, I can’t believe he has a girlfriend either.
Zing!
smart@zz comeback WIN
Perhaps they has a chocolate chip?
Poor spelling can be crammed at the location in the photo above.
do they have choclate ice cream?
Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.
The same soft serve they inject into some certain “girls” who are having a party around a “cup”?
2 girls, 1 FAIL
mathematical genius
DO NOT WANT
Perhaps later…
no, but they DO carry corn-eyed trout
Ich will dein Herz essen. Nom nom nom.
Mein Herz ist nichts aus Schokolade.
Herz vill rental your ess, ven du Benz over-machen.
i swear you just said bend over machine.
lol
Mein Gott und Himmel!! Diesen doppelganger sind doppelgangerin’.
Der Fuzz ist recht noch einmal.
noch noch
who’s there?
anon anon
anon anon?
anon anon
ich bin noch noch
you are a joke
das ist nicht komisch
you are right again
also noch noch
Anon anon
(de deeee de de de)
Anon anon
(de de de deeeeeeeeee)….
Things that make you go hmmm, or in this case Anon anon, right before the soda hits the screen. *mutters * now who is going to clean this up?
actually, it’s you go “hhmm hmmm” — that’s how do you do
(i got one cleaning solution left, if you wanna na na start anew)
‘My god in heaven!! This impersonator is impersonating’?
just so you know, i know absolutely no german and did not go to a translator for this.
Not bad, aaaaanon. But here, let me ’splain. No, let me sum up.
Loosely, “Fuzz fuzz’d fuzz”. He impersonated himself, as “Double Dragonrider Double,” to post a post about impersonation. Then he posted, in mock German, a reply to Klaus/Talons. Klaus had written Ich will dein Herz essen, which means “I will eat your heart.” Fuzz posted “Herz will rent your ‘ess’, when you over-make Benz,” but Fuzz forgot to de-impersonate himself, posting a repeated post as “Double D. Double.”
This made Fuzz insane.
He dis-de-impersonated himself and protested, “My God and Heaven, these doppelganger are doppelgangerin.” (There are some plural singularities in that sentence Fuzz himself can’t fathom, even when he’s insane; so, skipping to the end: )
A doppelganger is literally “a double goer”, and more simply “a double.” It can have the connotation of a kind of haunting entity that looks just like you. So, “these haunting me doublers are doubling me hauntingly.” (“God in Heaven,” btw, would be “Gott im Himmel.”)
P.S. The post Fuzz posted as Double Dragonrider Double when he had forgotten he was pretending to be someone pretending to be him, now appears to have doubled DragonWriter over again.
Oh, don’t pretend you don’t like it…Mr. IMPOSTER!!!!!
That’s boy in-poster, to you.
OOOH OK! No hablo aleman o espanol. I do not speak german or spanish.
Also my icon apparently has genetically altered its makeup. It will now devour the souls of chocolate chip(no s) cookies.
No hablo failhombre.
I haven’t bespoken Fepicman in awhile either.
He originally wrote “Mein Gott und Himmel”, which is “My God AND heaven”. It should have read, “Mein Gott im Himmel”.
He originally wrote “Mein Gott und Himmel”, which is “My God AND heaven”. It should have read, “Mein Gott in Himmel”.
*lays head down on arms and sobs*
there there dear dear Writer Writer
God and Heaven have a special place for you’s
Mein doppelganger ist im meine hosen. Sehr klein.
Grösse!
Leder hoser!!
no habla espanol.
so your french?
I will eat your soul unless you learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
And I will eat it with ketchup.
Dragon will provide the instant briquettes. Just look at RogueThere for clear and crispy example.
*readies the flamethrower*
Set him on fire already. I call the soul, but you can have his legs.
Only if you’ll share the ketchup.
OR, we could strap him down with his eyes held open, a la Little Alex, and force him to watch our PBS special over and over and over…
That’s one of the sickest things I’ve ever heard. Let’s do that.
YEAHHH! YEEAHHH! HEH HEH HEH. AHHHH!!! PBS!!!!
Make him watch Batman and Robin, dammit.
It’s still a torture.
Hey, we have standards, buddy. That’s pushing it a bit too far.
They don’t call it torture for nothing.
Sometimes you have to break a few eggs…or brain cells.
NEVER, EVER comment as 11th, and say stuff about eggs breaking. Just take a look at what you did. You scared the sh*t out of poor Comments.
Now the poor things wont [sic] nest anymore.
Whose neggs?
Dammit Dragon, I’M the soul eater around here!
nomnomnom
Woops! Sowwy.
*looks abashed*
All I want is to decide who lives and dies.
I asked the computer if comments will nest below, and it said
But make sure you package them right…
well that did not go anywhere near where it was supposed to …
it must be torture for you to be so far from it
No, MY french!
french ?
:masturbates:
My French isn’t here.
Bonjour…je suis ici!
lolman, no habla espanol means (S)he does not speak spanish. when talking of yourself, there’s an “o” on the end instead. Foreign Grammar Fail.
That’s what she habla.
eso es que ella hablaba
(i think… my spanish is a little rusty)
take your tetanus shot before typing some then!
That’s what you said.
First photoshop in Soviet Russia electric fails to bill you’re anal.
Way to get it all over with.
this almost makes sense as a sentence.
So long as it reads:
First, photoshop in ‘Soviet Russia Electric’ fails to bill. You’re anal.
I feel compelled to find my electric bill.
punctuation fail.
Congratulations Austexus. Everyone on FailBlog is now stupider because of what you said.
You see where our president gets it.
Form me? I is honored by this most awe-tastic of….uh….umm….line please?
“Gormet”
…
That makes no sense. At all. Way to go douchebag.
I’m always getting billed for anal.
You should turn things around and get someone to look into that for you.
Gasman to the rescue!
In the end, you never know when you’ll need him.
Chimney fail…
Hmmm, shall we go (to) Anal or (the) Safeway?
Trust me, baby. Anal IS the safeway.
Yeah, I wish my parents had your logic.
Emo win?
Parent fail.
Nah, just my daily self deprecation fail.
So we should remain on guard for your daily self defecation fail.
Always.
I’m not cleaning that up.
Bring your own damn cup. And leave me out of it –
I may be two fuzzy sometimes, but I am not 2 girls.
Maybe that’s where the chocolate chip on that cookie came from.
Still dreaming about cookies and candy, I see.
mmmmmmm candy……… Ever had a fried snickers ice cream bar? They’re delicious!
I saw a fried kitten before — but I’m pretty much vegetarian.
I loves me some peach catfish, though.
I wish your parents had that logic too >_>
Maybe they did and it’s an:
Only child WIN!
This is where gasman shops
Bend over and I’ll show you where the gasman shops.
Bend over and I’ll show you who shows you where the gasman shops.
The gasman cometh.
And I REALLY don’t want to be around for that…
I’ll decline also and have it straight. No ice.
Who calls electric signs “electric bills”? It’s an electric sign fail.
Kristoffer apparently hasn’t paid his dues.
Oh… is that what they mean? I thought they hadn’t paid like 1/3 of their electric bill and so 1/3 of their electricity doesn’t work…
More like BB Gun Win.
Don’t kill the magic please.
Kill the magic kill
Kill the magic kill
Kill that magic kill on me…
Rogue skipping happily down the sociopath.
Never seen Labyrinth?
He needs to get a clew.
I saw Cube stew.
Esoteric sci-fi WIN
The real (dorky) question is: Have you seen the far superior Cube Zero?
I am not so far so superior a dork.
…too…many…innuendos…can’t…naughty…choose…!
*asplodes*
Aw great, now
Your head a splode.
Dork bonding attempt FAIL
*wistfully*
We’ll always have [insert most touching Brokeback references].
Kinda reminds me of the Hotel Coral Essex from Revenge of the Nerds II!
That place blew.
And then sucked.
And then…swallowed?
and vomited
and then ate the vomit up off the pavement, then drank Ipecac and re-vomited the vomit
And then ate THAT vomit, and then high-fived an orangutan.
Which proceeded to throw feces at people nearby.
who then all started vomiting because orangutan feces were landing in their mouths
Which caused the tiger to jump out of her cage and maul the stoned and drunk hip-hop thugs.
Where was K when all this was going on?
that was probably also the day when she was blind for a day.
Actually, I was deaf for that day. Everyone was vomitting, but I couldn’t hear a damn thing, so I didn’t look. Thankfully.
You are blessed, my child.
Changing name back to Killerwit FAIL
ateenshun whore fail
Looks like changing your name back to your name win
Actual whore WIN
I mock your inconstancy.
Inconsistency*. Stop slaughtering the English language; jackass!
inconstancy
the quality of being changeable and variable
–Synonymsmoody, capricious, vacillating, wavering; undependable, unstable, unsettled, uncertain; mutable, mercurial, volatile. See FICKLE.
–Antonymsconstant. See UNFUNNY LOL JACKASS ABOVE
Way to show off and re-type your old name before posting again.
Envy is one of the deadly sins, yanno. :p
*puts Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in a box*
finally a Gwyneth Paltrow reference I wish I didn’t understand
Now we got some wrath going on, too.
Do I even want such complements? Do I??
Who am I to decide who am I? Who??
*insane in the fuzz brain*
Hmm…what shall I do with these complements, then…?
In complement astern, ’tis not long after
I will wear your complement upon my, ah, sleeve …
I am what I am when I am a dapperganger.
Oh…you have complement on your, ah, sleeve. Here let me…
*brush brush brush…*
*IIIIaaaaaago go go…*
By the way, haven’t we met this way before?
Indeed…we must continue to meet like this.
Tis better to be a dapperganger, than a gang-banger. Unless you were the dapperganger of a gang-banger.
shitty shitty gang bang
Actually, as far as I can tell, fuzz always handles the English language quite well. YOU INSULT HIM AND YOU INSULT ME. Just remember that next time I’ve got your momma tied to a chair.
I’m a little tied up myself just now. Who’s your daddy?
Don’t you mean who’s you’re daddy?
Depends on how you mien.
As you know, having a nice mienning with a nice manning gets yourself sweetly knotted, woven, and rib’d, in a parental position.
I tried thoo read thath outh loud, but mah thongue got all twithted…
A litthle help, pleathe???
Your comments keep getting increasingly bizarre.
I assure you I wasn’t expecting K’s congratulations; I was congratulating SJ’s expectations.
Oh, but now I’m also seeing that earlier “tie up,” playing off yesterday and referencing something from several days back. And we have had a couple synchronistic surprises, which are now making me feel weird about any efforts to not seem weird! So if you’d like more realistic a perspective on my actual perspectives, I’ll put a link (to a link) in my user name for a few, via which a more realistic Dave could be checked out or messaged.
O heaven! were man
But constant, he were perfect. That one error
Fills him with faults; makes him run through all the sins:
Inconstancy falls off ere it begins.
Ignorant jackass.
^ Has such a wayward way with words.
I may fall off my own ass.
*muses*
Posting the same berating reply over inconsistency 3 times and each reply being slighly different?
Priceless.
and worth his weight in non-existence
I might die from all the existentialism…*sighs*
Hi
Hi to all
Hello back to you!
Echo back to you!
[practicing his spanish hello] [practicar su español hola]
¡Hola! Me llamo Miguel.
Hi.
Welcome to the party, pal!
[chants, "One of us. One of us." over and over.]
That was freaky.
You’re right. One of us is repeatedly freaky.
not it
OMFG BERNIE MAC DIED!!!!
OMFG THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!
America, let me tell you something America. This country, America, is completely out of control with these inappropriate signs. I’m telling you America, this is why I have to keep a close eye on my TV daughter because she be seeing all this innuendo jibba jabba and then goes out and try to get her tummy pierced. Can you believe this garbage America?
You’re a nimrod.
He’s a British maritime patrol aircraft?
News Flash: America is NOT a country.
It is a contident,
Divided into three sections.
North America,
Central America, and
South America,
Although some might consider Central america a part of North/South America.
Geography Fail?
…contident?
… dependz?
Diapers for gramps?
Man, gramps are the worst, aren’t they? I had to go to the doc once, they were so bad.
Fortunately, they were not so bad that he prescribed diapers.
[tries to ponder how it would feel... fails due to lack of proper chromosome]
Tsk. Not cramps, silly. Gramps! You know, with the spots and the boils and the sudden bouts of spontaneous yodeling??
Oh! Well in that case, fail due to lack of experience with uncool granpa. Elders I have plenty of experience with, due to my EMT-ness.
*sigh*
I am experiencing total joke fail.
YOU MAKE DRAGON CRY!
There there [etc], don’t cry, soon your gramps will forget all about this.
I apologize profusely for this latest error of mine. I take up all responsibility, and humbly say I am sorry.
*HUG!!*
proper combination I should say
Forgetting Biology fail
Yeah, total meltdown of a geography fail on your part. America is a shortened version of the United States of America, a form that most of the civilized world is comfortable with using at this point in time. North America is a continent. Cental America is part of the North American continent (regardless of whose considering it). South America is a continent all by itself.
Public education system FAIL?
Zombie much?
A deadly question to be sure.
CAUSE ITS THRILLER
OMG WHERE IS MY CAPSLOCK KEY ?
SWEET MERCIFUL MUPPETS!
HOLY CHEESE BATMAN, ITS SWISS!!!
ANGELS AND MINISTERS OF GRACE DEFEND US!
And if you act now, and find that capslock key, you could also experience…
A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPOTUNITY
TO FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE.
Now I know what your saying –
OMG WHERE IS THAT LARGE AUTOMOBILE? …
And you may ask being asking yourself,
OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE? ……..
… and same as it ever was etc etc
——–
~ David Burn
This drove me insane.
Short trip…?
See you next fall?
No…see you next fail.
No…fail YOU next, see?
Wont not, nest not.
I have observed that self-observation before.
That makes several of you.
So does Fuzz drive Killerwit in the car to meet the guys in white, who happen to have a rather comfy “hug yourself” robe for Killerwit?
I leave that to Toonces.
Hug myself? ::masturbates like a madman::
Damn strait you do, jack’t!
He’s the Byrne of the week.
Byrne’in’s in the down the house
I ate it.
You masticated the CAPSLOCK key?
masticated? ::masturbates::
Help! I can’t masticate my wenis
try yoga
OMGLOLLOO(((@@@##!!!!eleventy!
“PANELS” should be spelled with an E !!
Or … oh, wait … was that supposed be “BANALS” and the B just froze its bottom off or something. EWWW!!!!
(At least the other sign spelled ATM right. I think.)
That’s a “D” buddy.
you’re not getting it.
And he never will if he’s clever enough to stay away from you.
Grasp of the Roman alphabet fail
Banal win.
More like A2M according to the sign. <—-porn slang WIN?
ended 2 soon
A2M always does.
*wistfully*
Butt to voice my feeling — we’ll always have [insert most touching reference to that place we always insert our references].
OMG you guys. I totally misrepresented. Like, myself and everything.
I’m like, you know what, I mean, I’m like nothing like “eleventy”, whatEVER!!!
It’s more like, you know, you DO … ELEVENTEEN all over the place.
GIMMMMEEE THAT THING BACK …
srsly sorrry … brbz later …
Fuzz is experiencing technical difficulties. Stay tuned, and normal programming will resume momentarily.
No but WAIT is it was just like SOOOOO CLEARRRR for just a mintue thou, ackshully.
And sotmeies I TOTTLLLAAY canna see tha shat i tuyed … fuk i just tyuped “tuped” wrong, a mean “TUPPE” noo shit … nevermnaid.
*whacks the side of fuzz’s head*
“You see it’s just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. Oh dear… it’s rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole … “
I think he’s stuck in a Time Warp from an earlier post, somehow switched places with Fuzz the younger, got sent back here, and somehow became his own grandpa?
I got lost…
uhh…uhh…uhh…um…uhh….uhh…
*tosses heed ever which a way*
NO, realy, what iw as just sayin .. imean im just SAYIN ..
Like, sombeody just told me on MySpaceMultipliesFaceFlikkeringBOOK.com that the word for that little part that goes doen form the “P” on the sighn is called a pee-drrr.
That can’t be write, can it? I mean comon , that would be totally AKSHULLY ick AND ewwww.
SOMBODY”S BEING IMMATURE!!!!
*rolls brain round and round*
i’ll be hush any mintue nwo, I swear.
Fuzz, put down the turpentine. Your friends and family would like you to stop huffing solvents. It makes the comments nest all weird.
Ooh, what are we having tonight, dear? Smells like tasty death.
Cowards die a thousand deaths. The valiant taste of death but once. If it be a little death thou serve, a coward thousand times will I.
*perk!*
But soft, a Dragon sound. I wonder if she’s looks to make light of this or to make a late night of this. Coffee, candy or cream?
Late night…definitely!
Coffee…with cream plz!
I shall have candy my good sir. PIXIE STIX FOR ALLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
RELEASE THINE INNER CHILD TO WREAK HAVOK UPON THE WORLD!!!
CRY HAVOK AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
a Pixie’d Wave of Mutilation
Last 2 words of last sentence=redundant
Shit-Fail
NEON fail.
I’m more interested in the 69 in the window.
Anal 69 anybody?
woah… how would that work? *thinks*
*smacks stfu*
really flexible people, like those ones that can put their head between their legs backwards.
*smacks self*
i read this wrong.
*doesn’t need to smack anyone*
*feels sense of misplaced pride*
*still thinks of how anal 69 would work*
*smacks aaaaanon just cos*
*smacks stfu*
Unless it happens to be a lesbian version. I still can’t see how licking shit is appealing though.
*smacks self*
I don’t know what we’re smacking about!
*smacks lips*
They fruit loops sure are tasty!
*smacks K’s y*
Fruit loops are my friends… They even all have their own separate personalities.
*smacks K*
for licking his fruit loop friends
*smacks sugar*
Loops Froot.
Flakes Frosted.
*smacks the smacks*
Where’s my lucky charms?
*smacks heroines*
*confesses sweet cowardly addiction a thousand times*
Drug reference WIN
That’s just smack talk, there.
You skag.
(according to my alphabet reference, someone nearly got slag’d just now)
O.O…Sounds a little too personal. I hope it’s not really that small.
(Sorry, my dirty mind couldn’t resist and now there won’t be anyone who understands what i mean. T_T)
I saw what you did there.
Dear God that turned into a orgy smack.
*smacks the comments*
and now
2girls1cup ftw!
Shit of FAIL
What makes it even funnier is that there’s a huge 69 in the window. So much unintentional innuendo…
Oh Dragonwriter… Got someone else for you to burn.
Look, if you want me to *FOOOOOM!!!* every single yahoo who has a grammar/spelling error or obviously doesn’t know the meaning of the words they are using (“you keep using that word…I do not think it means what you think it means…”), I’m gonna run out of foomage much too fast.
I think you can take care of this one, bud.
Got it.
-douses Cube in gasoline, then throws a match at him.-
ohhh fire -roasts marshmallows-
Whoo a bonfire I love bonfires….wait….why is the bonfire moving? O.o
Because I just tossed a bag of fire crackers in there.
Remember kids, to always:
Duck and Cover!
*covers duck*
Nice job, Rogue! A prodigious flaming, indeed.
-takes a bow.-
i may be needing some bows later, if you can spare any
i’ve been tied up and busy with a lot of ribbin’s lately
Yes, he’s ribbined for your pleasure.
Oh Dragonwriter, I do so love your references…”Anybody wanna peanut?”
Bend over and I’ll show you in your end, yo!
I lol’ed.
I masturbated.
Masturbating after anal? sounds messy.
*vomit*
No, it’s the shit!
guat de fac?
you may have bat shit in your mind
Photoshop WIN
(fail???)
Yeah, you did.
Don’t feed the troll!
This ANAL has two oriffices!!!!
And teeth!
*doesn’t know whether to analyze THIS or analyze THAT*
potential Liquid Sky reference
if so, it’s doubly from out of this world
Oh my. This reminds me of the time that the restaurant near me had a similar issue. The “G” in “Black Angus” burned out. They fixed it quickly.
I dunno about you, but I like anus better than angus.
I like your mother better than your father. That ok?
heyooo!
Yeah that’s fine with me.
More like win!
LULZ BUTSECKS
Lulz. .. .buttsechs
Butt sects. What a bunch of ass kissers.
2girls 1cup!
*smacks self*
that should have gone up there at the end of my previous comment ^^^ since it censors 2girls 1cup without the space, didn’t post my original comment, and completely threw me off the delicate space-time balance. The cheek!
It would also make a lot more sense.
sounds like Roo could use a couple of cheeky girls to regain balance … and I dunno how many cups
*pinches cheek*
And no…I’m not going to tell you which one.
You pinched CheekyC? Why? What did CheekyC do to require that?
Oh stop. He likes it and you know it.
I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!
Hi there, CheekyC. I’m an adult.
Do you by any chance like hard candy?
Only if it comes with the promise of jokes and silly stories.
Oh there’ll be lots of fuzzy tails, sure to tickle CheekyC pink.
It’ll be like you’re a pink icon in my eyes.
.
(trying to make a small point fail — it was supposed to be at the end of the page)
chris griffin FAIL!
I only fail to see how it’s a fail.
good point…chris is funny…
Is this sign at the front or rear entrance?
Rear. For those late night deliveries.
Obviously its at the rear. If it was at the front it would say “Oral”.
The vagina gets no respect these days.
Poker in the front, liquor in the rear.
Blackjack to the side.
And all she’s askin’ is for a little respect when you come at home.
(Very personally, I myself am looking for a matching sock it to me.)
“Honey, I’m home! Thanks for mowing the lawn. Our asshole neighbor said something yesterday….”
Hey, if they’re in San Fransisco, it might serve to increase business.
You want to find out where this place is SO bad, don’t ya?
What’s wrong with the pic….why is it failed? They are clearly marketing it to the gay community (gay men more likely) . See right there they already have their first gay customers arriving.
FIRST!!
Irony Win
Anti-first
Neon burn out WIN!
I live three miles from that place, and what bugs me the most is that I don’t go to that part of town often enough to have seen it. It used to be a Gibson’s back in the ancient 1980’s… good times. Oh, it is a Mexican market btw, and they have a really good restaurant next door. Although it shall henceforth be known as anal’s.
Wow, no really, thank you for that really interesting story about you and your exciting hometown. I’m glad I know that “Danals” used to be a “Gibson’s” back in the ancient 1980’s. (LOL!!!!111) What pertinent information. You scrub.
“Electric Bill Fail”? WTF? Now thats the FAIL if anything.
FIRST!!!!!
Your mom was first in bed last night.
Resorting to adolescent insults: fail.
Your mom was first in resorting to adolescent insults. Resulting in her…. Bed being…. First?
Just because I can’t think of something witty to say doesn’t mean you don’t fail.
Honey, I’m going to Anal, want me to pick you up anything?
Lube would be nice.
woah why does that sign say my dad’s name
the neon lightings couldve been worse, if the “s” was stil lit.
if i were a parent id be scared to take my kids here.
Is the the back door?
fail big time
Anyone noticed the “ATM” sign, the two “Open” signs and the big sign that says “69″? So ironic… xD
these seem to be happening more and more maybe they do this on purpose to attract attention
Strip Club win!