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mecagoenvuestraputamadre

w00t!

talonsofpeace

I think she said “unhhhhnnnnrrhhhhhhmmmmppppphlslsl”

cooba

it was more like “unhhhhnnnnrrhhhhhhmmmmppppphlslslyehahayehah’”

RogueThree

Talons also high-fived an orangutan.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
RedWhiteAndBoom

Vuestra puta madre caga aqui

mecagoenvuestraputamadre

y allí también

Captain Canuck

Lay Ho Ma?
Konichiwa?
Salut?

what lungage yall r spoken?

talonsofpeace

This lungage has some spanishness in it.

RogueThree

This lungage has some cancerage in it.

fuzz on the concept

I only had terminal lung cancer one time.

Yelogon

I’m still here, just so you know <3

-Lung Cancer

Sara J

Forget diamonds, lung cancer is forever.

 
 
 
 
Cubano

Some “spanishness” and some “portugueseness”. Not the best phrase someone could think of, by the way.

Buster Heiney

Oh, will you lighten up Fiddle Catrator! This site is just too damn funny.

 
Buster Heiney

typo = Castrator, LOL!

fuzz on the concept

Buster, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the lolcats judging or lolcats neutering industries.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
teh_pwnage

do they have choclate ice crram

The Internet

No, just chocolate cram.

Dragonwriter

Damn…first fuzz, now Killerwit! We must stop the icon impersonator NOW!!

Double Dragonrider Double

Yeah … where is that personator at?
But what about you? I mean, hey, if I were you I would resemble this remark.

Dragonwriter

*examines remark*

Hm. You may want to re-mark that, ‘cuz I don’t seem to resemble that atall! :p

 
 
VieuMove

You are next !
Muahahaha

 
 
Captain Canuck

cocklate cream?

lol new urban dick entry

cocklate cream
n. cums out after a long wait from a penis

My girl loves cocklate cream, its when its the most thick and tasty.

 
 
 
RedWhiteAndBoom

Poor spelling can be crammed at the location in the photo above.

 
 
teh_pwnage

do they have choclate ice cream?

RogueThree

Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.

talonsofpeace

The same soft serve they inject into some certain “girls” who are having a party around a “cup”?

fuzz on the concept

mathematical genius

 
 
 
 
 
 
Klaus

Ich will dein Herz essen. Nom nom nom.

Double Dragonrider Double

Herz vill rental your ess, ven du Benz over-machen.

FakeLesPaul

i swear you just said bend over machine.
lol

 
 
fuzz on the concept

Mein Gott und Himmel!! Diesen doppelganger sind doppelgangerin’.

fuzz on the concept

noch noch
who’s there?
anon anon
anon anon?
anon anon
ich bin noch noch
you are a joke
das ist nicht komisch
you are right again
also noch noch

 
 
aaaaanon

‘My god in heaven!! This impersonator is impersonating’?

aaaaanon

just so you know, i know absolutely no german and did not go to a translator for this.

TMI service

Not bad, aaaaanon. But here, let me ’splain. No, let me sum up.
Loosely, “Fuzz fuzz’d fuzz”. He impersonated himself, as “Double Dragonrider Double,” to post a post about impersonation. Then he posted, in mock German, a reply to Klaus/Talons. Klaus had written Ich will dein Herz essen, which means “I will eat your heart.” Fuzz posted “Herz will rent your ‘ess’, when you over-make Benz,” but Fuzz forgot to de-impersonate himself, posting a repeated post as “Double D. Double.”
This made Fuzz insane.
He dis-de-impersonated himself and protested, “My God and Heaven, these doppelganger are doppelgangerin.” (There are some plural singularities in that sentence Fuzz himself can’t fathom, even when he’s insane; so, skipping to the end: )
A doppelganger is literally “a double goer”, and more simply “a double.” It can have the connotation of a kind of haunting entity that looks just like you. So, “these haunting me doublers are doubling me hauntingly.” (”God in Heaven,” btw, would be “Gott im Himmel.”)

TMI service

P.S. The post Fuzz posted as Double Dragonrider Double when he had forgotten he was pretending to be someone pretending to be him, now appears to have doubled DragonWriter over again.

 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

there there dear dear Writer Writer
God and Heaven have a special place for you’s

 
 
 
 
 
RogueThree

I will eat your soul unless you learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
And I will eat it with ketchup.

fuzz on the concept

Dragon will provide the instant briquettes. Just look at RogueThere for clear and crispy example.

RogueThree

Set him on fire already. I call the soul, but you can have his legs.

Dragonwriter

Only if you’ll share the ketchup.

OR, we could strap him down with his eyes held open, a la Little Alex, and force him to watch our PBS special over and over and over…

RogueThree

That’s one of the sickest things I’ve ever heard. Let’s do that.

Beavis

YEAHHH! YEEAHHH! HEH HEH HEH. AHHHH!!! PBS!!!!

 
Yelogon

Make him watch Batman and Robin, dammit.
It’s still a torture.

RogueThree

Hey, we have standards, buddy. That’s pushing it a bit too far.

Yelogon

They don’t call it torture for nothing.

Sometimes you have to break a few eggs…or brain cells.

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Oripapa

NEVER, EVER comment as 11th, and say stuff about eggs breaking. Just take a look at what you did. You scared the sh*t out of poor Comments.

 
RogueThree

Now the poor things wont [sic] nest anymore.

 
fuzz on the concept

Whose neggs?

 
Sara J

Dammit Dragon, I’M the soul eater around here!

nomnomnom

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Pretentious White Girl

No, MY french!

VieuMove

french ?
:masturbates: