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w00t!
In for three!
That’s what she said?
I think she said “unhhhhnnnnrrhhhhhhmmmmppppphlslsl”
it was more like “unhhhhnnnnrrhhhhhhmmmmppppphlslslyehahayehah’”
You were there too? *High Five
Talons also high-fived an orangutan.
Vuestra puta madre caga aqui
y allí también
Lay Ho Ma?
Konichiwa?
Salut?
what lungage yall r spoken?
This lungage has some spanishness in it.
This lungage has some cancerage in it.
I only had terminal lung cancer one time.
I’m still here, just so you know <3
-Lung Cancer
Forget diamonds, lung cancer is forever.
Some “spanishness” and some “portugueseness”. Not the best phrase someone could think of, by the way.
Oh, will you lighten up Fiddle Catrator! This site is just too damn funny.
typo = Castrator, LOL!
Buster, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the lolcats judging or lolcats neutering industries.
what? O.O
do they have choclate ice crram
No, just chocolate cram.
Damn…first fuzz, now Killerwit! We must stop the icon impersonator NOW!!
Yeah … where is that personator at?
But what about you? I mean, hey, if I were you I would resemble this remark.
*examines remark*
Hm. You may want to re-mark that, ‘cuz I don’t seem to resemble that atall! :p
You are next !
Muahahaha
cocklate cream?
lol new urban dick entry
cocklate cream
n. cums out after a long wait from a penis
My girl loves cocklate cream, its when its the most thick and tasty.
Thats just weird…
Poor spelling can be crammed at the location in the photo above.
do they have choclate ice cream?
Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.
The same soft serve they inject into some certain “girls” who are having a party around a “cup”?
2 girls, 1 FAIL
mathematical genius
Perhaps later…
Ich will dein Herz essen. Nom nom nom.
Mein Herz ist nichts aus Schokolade.
Herz vill rental your ess, ven du Benz over-machen.
i swear you just said bend over machine.
lol
Mein Gott und Himmel!! Diesen doppelganger sind doppelgangerin’.
Der Fuzz ist recht noch einmal.
noch noch
who’s there?
anon anon
anon anon?
anon anon
ich bin noch noch
you are a joke
das ist nicht komisch
you are right again
also noch noch
‘My god in heaven!! This impersonator is impersonating’?
just so you know, i know absolutely no german and did not go to a translator for this.
Not bad, aaaaanon. But here, let me ’splain. No, let me sum up.
Loosely, “Fuzz fuzz’d fuzz”. He impersonated himself, as “Double Dragonrider Double,” to post a post about impersonation. Then he posted, in mock German, a reply to Klaus/Talons. Klaus had written Ich will dein Herz essen, which means “I will eat your heart.” Fuzz posted “Herz will rent your ‘ess’, when you over-make Benz,” but Fuzz forgot to de-impersonate himself, posting a repeated post as “Double D. Double.”
This made Fuzz insane.
He dis-de-impersonated himself and protested, “My God and Heaven, these doppelganger are doppelgangerin.” (There are some plural singularities in that sentence Fuzz himself can’t fathom, even when he’s insane; so, skipping to the end: )
A doppelganger is literally “a double goer”, and more simply “a double.” It can have the connotation of a kind of haunting entity that looks just like you. So, “these haunting me doublers are doubling me hauntingly.” (”God in Heaven,” btw, would be “Gott im Himmel.”)
P.S. The post Fuzz posted as Double Dragonrider Double when he had forgotten he was pretending to be someone pretending to be him, now appears to have doubled DragonWriter over again.
*lays head down on arms and sobs*
there there dear dear Writer Writer
God and Heaven have a special place for you’s
no habla espanol.
so your french?
I will eat your soul unless you learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
And I will eat it with ketchup.
Dragon will provide the instant briquettes. Just look at RogueThere for clear and crispy example.
*readies the flamethrower*
Set him on fire already. I call the soul, but you can have his legs.
Only if you’ll share the ketchup.
OR, we could strap him down with his eyes held open, a la Little Alex, and force him to watch our PBS special over and over and over…
That’s one of the sickest things I’ve ever heard. Let’s do that.
YEAHHH! YEEAHHH! HEH HEH HEH. AHHHH!!! PBS!!!!
Make him watch Batman and Robin, dammit.
It’s still a torture.
Hey, we have standards, buddy. That’s pushing it a bit too far.
They don’t call it torture for nothing.
Sometimes you have to break a few eggs…or brain cells.
NEVER, EVER comment as 11th, and say stuff about eggs breaking. Just take a look at what you did. You scared the sh*t out of poor Comments.
Now the poor things wont [sic] nest anymore.
Whose neggs?
Dammit Dragon, I’M the soul eater around here!
nomnomnom
No, MY french!
french ?
:masturbates: