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DOH!
funny failure.
“double chocolate chip”
the other one must be hiding
DOUGH!
DOUGHAEHEYAH’ unouno11!!
Slow down, sugar, I’m a diabetic.
Is this eyesight fail or what?
Can anyone NOT see the chocolate chip?
It must be double chocolate chip because there is another cookie like this in the package.
There’s one, but he’s missing the other one to make it a “Double Chocolate Chip Cookie”. So I guess he’s half way there.
No, no, no.
It is called a “Chocolate Chip” cookie, not a chocolate chipS cookie, so there he has it, a cookie with a chocolate chip. There is another cookie chocolate chip cookie there so it is a “double” pack…
Understanding sarcasm fail.
Ditto.^_^
Shut the fuck up win.
STFU WIN!
Browser refresh fail.
…Or repetitive win.
A win-win situation?
For me.
Browser refresh fail double post fail
I we should stamp out and stop redundancy and repetitiveness, I think.
I we should agree.
Once again, repetitive win. Comes in late fail
I we should stamp out and stop redundancy and repetitiveness, I think.
I we should agree.
I we oui.
Dearest fuzz…if you’re going to do that, the bathroom is right over there. Honestly.
Yeah, do not not repeat.
Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
Make me.
different cookie bottom of that is choclate and he probably took off 1 chip from the other cookie and put on that 1
Understanding dry humor fail…
Trying to get burn of the week fail.
Trying to get burn of the week by accusing someone of intentionally trying to get burn of the week fail.
Wow.
Trying to get burn of the week by accusing someone who’s trying to get burn of the week by accusing someone of intentionally trying to get burn of the week fail.
And all fails down in Comment-Land.
And AGAIN, SHUT THE FUCK UP WIN.
i know he got ripped off the poor lonley chip
This cookie is for you if you’ve eaten too many junior frostys.
I just love snack time with the Mrs.
But I want my sugar high….
In Soviet Russia, sugar high wants YOU.
In Soviet Russia you get boned by Stalin.
OH U
In Soviet Russia, bone Stalins YOU!
In Stalins Soviet Russia You bone.
The comment nested below here….^
The return of the colon cookie.
♬ C is for cookie! That’s good enough for meeeeeeeeeeee!! ♬
*sigh*
The cookie is a lie.
No, the cake is a lie.
*facepalm*
No, the *facepalm* is no lie.
True dat.
*napalm*
It smells good in the morning.
With fried eggs and bacon.
Smells like victory.
Past fails reference WIN!
So you get diabeetused up too, huh? Are you the fat kid that always gets picked last?
OMG!?!?!!?
SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES THE JB ON A ICHC SITE?!?!?!!??!!?
AMAZINGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If that was my cookie I would cry
How fat ARE you?
Tough love dreams of large women.
not as fat as you
Oh lord…I can just hear the “I know you are, but what am I??” argument that could ensue here…
I know you can but what can I?
You can…
(whisperwhispermumblewhispergigglesnortwhisper)
‘Kay?
no argument here, fuzz whisperer
Thanks for that vote of confidence. ::)
Always happy to oblige!
You fatties are always defending each other.
LAOSLSODKA
i am a fail (random post)
so fake. you CLEARLY see the other real chocolate chip cookie in the white package; therefore this cookie must be a different brand/product.
wasn’t there a muffin like that?
Yes there was :<
This is just a fake :O
yup there was, so this isn’t really original =/
k, so I never want to see any more fails involving boats, buildings, ladders, cars, signs, or people hurting themselves.
…
I guess we’re all done here
Win!
Matador’s comment wins bigtime, but yes, this HAS been done before and I’m pretty disappointed to see it as today’s only addition to the page, because I am a complete and utter loser and failblog is my life.
Also, run-on sentence fail @ myself.
S’okay…that’s not technically a run-on sentence. Just a long one.
Dragon accepts long tale.
Well, you should know. :p
i am ever a student of further knowledge
and a fan of tail of Dragon
*starts working on a tale worthy of remembrance*
burn of week nomination
awww, muffin.
half of a double chocolate chip on top of a cookie
Ultimate cheapness!
Chocolate gyp.
LOL. Didn’t realize I was asleep till my laughter on this one woke me up.
Chocolate Savings WIN.
who cares
omg, sm!
BURN OF THE WEEK NOMINATION!
-not.
Well, it does clearly say “chocolate chip” not “chocolate chips”.
CURSE YOU ENGLISH LANGUAGE! Curse you for playing on my love of chocolate and your cruel marketing tactics!
And it’s a DOUBLE chocolate chip cookie. I’d hate to see what the regular looks like.
And the Brand Name … somehow makes me think spiritual thoughts. Know any Tantra?
Lily O’Briens => Lotus o’Burnin’s
::polishes his lightning bolt DOUBLE::
*looks around for double posting*
It has less than 0 chocolate chips.
Fat loss win
God’s way of telling you your sperm count is insufficient.
I hear regular chocolate chips contain billions of… chocolate chips.
(Can I get mine served with a side of salty ball juice?)
Hey Baby-Kakes, reminds me of another nutritious reference, a line from a Big Joe Turner R&B song:
“I’m like a one-eyed Jack, peeking in a seafood store!”
bon appetit, peach fish
(The line comes from the original version of “Shake, Rattle & Roll”.)
Where’d Baby-Kakes come from, anyway?
Well, K, when a sugar pot and a bon bon ::love themselves:: very much …
It’s just that my dad calls me that, so I thought it was a little creepy.
…Daddy? Is that you?
Well, Baby-Kakes, when a daddy and his daughter love each other very much, there will always be cookies and candy.
And, btw, where’d “Dave” come from the other day, anyway?
I dunno… Maybe I was referring to someone else? Also, I thought you called me “Kate” or “Katie” at some point. OH SHIT YOU REALLY ARE A STALKER
you did “Kati,” so i did “Katydid” … but i’m not a stalker, more a gentle reed … who likes heart candy, not Hard Candy … and loves a song like this:
——————-
Hear, how yon reed in sadly pleasing tales
Departed bliss and present woe bewails!
‘With me, from native banks untimely torn,
Love-warbling youths and soft-ey’d virgins mourn.
O! Let the heart, by fatal absence rent,
Feel what I sing, and bleed when I lament….
‘Tis love, that fills the reed with warmth divine;
‘Tis love, that sparkles in the racy wine….
Not he, who reasons best, this wisdom knows:
Ears only drink what rapt’rous tongues disclose.
Nor fruitless deem the reed’s heart-piercing pain:
See sweetness dropping from the parted cane.
Love warms this frigid clay with mystik fire,
And dancing mountains leap with young desire.
Blest is the soul, that swims in seas of love,
And long the love sustain’d by food above.
(~Rumi, opening lines of the Masnavi)
Oops, I said “Kati”? My bad.
But but are you DAVE?
Yes, HAL, I’m Dave.
I’m Dave.
And so am I.
And this is too much information.
At your service.
GAH!
I’m so conFUZZled!!
Me think fuzz is conFUZZed too.
Hmm. Racy wine…rapt’rous tongues…young desire…
I can see why you like this song.
I always have Rumi in my heart for love.
Peach fish?
VAGINA!
Hot cherry pie with ice cream!
Say it like it is, DAmmit!
Using FailBlog as sex ed will get you sooo much poon, dude.
Killer do not kwit.
that Airline must be cutting back
It looks like all the chocolate is on the bottom =P
Uh, that’s poo.
how do you know that cookie came from that bag?
You don’t. Because it didn’t. The cookie looks almost like a Milano cookie (without the bottom cookie part).
So if you know that cookie came from that bag, you clearly live in a parallel universe, or are a liar.
Milano cookies are elliptical. Not only that, but look at the top cookie on the package. Is that…? Yes, a chocolate-covered bottom. Not fake. This cookie came from that bag.
plus the pagage is still sealed
Plus the orbit is all wrong. It’s like some kind of boolean shit. Like K said.
Plus anyone can see that this cookie is from the bizzaro dimension where people are infinitely grateful for that one chip in their otherwise chipless lives. Dumbasses.
(and hee hee…dolt’s “pagage” is sealed!)
How old is your pag?
I don’t know my pagage.
You read what I said about my pagage??!!?
That’s privates!!
Agrees. The cookie being held is obviously not of the same origin as the cookies represented on the container. Ergo, One who is obviously wanting attention from the masses has posted this flim-flam on the colloquial resolution of comments known as Failblog.org.
this pic is obviously bullshit the cookie looks nothing like the box, it’s paked they didn’t even need to bother photoshopping this piece of carp!
um
i’m not even going to say anything.
*tries really hard*
Oh, to hell with restraint…
This piece of carp is paked??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
They ruined my carp.
I fished for THREE HOURS to get that measely little excuse for a sea creature. And now it’s… paked.
Their, thier, K…have a cookie.
Thank y… WAIT A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS DAMNED EXCUSE FOR A COOKIE????
*snickers*
*flees!*
in Soviet Russia Chocolate Chip cookie, chip is singular!
cookies should be plural
“Cookies” should be capitalized. You should also punctuate your sentence.
Lay off. He didn’t make the wrapper.
Fucking capitalist — this is the grand union of soviet socialist republics we’re talking about. Besides, we ran out of all our big c’s writing cccP all over the damn place.
I say we burn this mother to the ground.
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
cookies are done,
mother has been foomigated,
the revolution will be on TV
*channels Mrs. Sara*
You know who else likes capitals??
HITLER! You nazi.
Yeah, just ask cOPENHAGEN.
in Imperial Russia chocolate chips wern’t invented
In 21st century capitalist Russia, you may buy as many chocolate chip cookies as you want! [small print reads: number of chips per cookie varies, ration cards no longer valid]
oh and it’s obviously faked
Your mom fakes it.
-High-fives an orangutan-
Not with me, she doesn’t.
Lesbian Win?
Lesbian? ::masturbates::
Masturbation? ::dykes out::
that cookie looks nothing like the one on the package… they’re probably two completely different brands!!
i know, i’m a downer.
sounds like someone needs a sugar rush!
And I’m LSD.
What drug are you?
Paracetamol
Pseudoephedrine. Popular amongst all types.
Cheese.
Cheese is not a drug. Try again.
Doughnuts?
You’re right. How silly of me to assume a drug could have a slang name.
There is some cheddar cheese upstairs. Sweet, sweet victory.
In my experience food never looks like it does on packages.
Looks like the actual cookie is half-covered up by a piece of paper there, just below the wrapper.
Staged picture fail.
The thing doesn’t even look like a cookie. You can’t cut a cookie like that. I piss on “Fake!” commenters, but this is such a blatant fake that I cannot stop the urge to agree to Amish.
DUMBASS opapa, if all you can do is criticize, go somewhere else and leave FAILBlog alone.
FAKE fail *sshole.
talking to self win?
Haha…. I mean, LOL.
It’s not even a cookie…
Biscuit identification FAIL
in the US cookies are called cookies in England cookies are called biscuits, we’ve definately been over this on some other thread, you have a computer with internet obviously, do your reasearch before posting a stupid correction fail.
Now THAT is a run-on sentence!! *applauds*
Yes, yes it is, and I should know something about run-on sentences because one time my mom made a run-on sentence and the next thing I knew she was dead and I was very sad and I think that it’s something that runs in our family that makes it so that if you write a run-on sentence you die and anyway I think I must not have gotten that gene and that’s why I’m not dead and Rush is an awesome band and in case you haven’t noticed I am doing a very long run-on sentence on purpose and England is not a country it is part of a country and I feel really horrible for all the various grammar violations I have put into this sentence.
*gets out the red pen*
I’m gonna need a pot of coffee and some ice for the cramps in my hand for this one!
*waits for inevitable hand-cramping joke*
another person like myself, using pots of coffee and ice for masturbation purposes…not to mention the red pen
*gets out the red penis too*
AAaaaaaand, there they are. Failblog does not disappoint!
well you said you were waiting for it with ice and coffee in your cramped hand…i only felt happy to oblige
bonocat showing me how a run-on sentence is done, I appreciate that, though your points weren’t very good and quite frankly you’re kind of an ass hat, you bore me to tears, though I agree Ryan needs to drink his shut up juice, one time while I was having sex with my girlfriend I called her Frank.
YOUR MOVE BUDDY
Jesus wept.
Indeed, Marrige first please.
That’s weird because I was about to be frank with you and tell you I called your girlfriend.
….
We did it.
In Soviet Russia, sentence runs on you!
Airline food…. definitely seen cookies like this before
Finally someone realizes that it is airline food! Coach class fail! And per FAA regulation 134.c.2b.iii “… only one chip allowed per weight restrictions and fuel reduction … ”
As you can clearly see it is an effort to defray rising fuel prices.
Poor guy, He bought a cookie expecting double chocolate chip, and this one doesn’t have ANY chocolate chips, and to make things worse, it has a cancerous mole on it! what a rip off….
malignant fail.
1. clean your nails
2. learn how to use photoshop
3. Go somewhere else
4. Repeat step 3.
What did I say about the next person who mentioned photoshopping?!
Cost Cutting
It’s a FAKE.
Totally different kind of cookie (not only because of the missing chocolate).
Hah, how bout a nice glass of Fepic Ale to wash that cookie down.
I see that and raise you one.
Companies did say that they would find other ways to keep from increasing the cost of groceries. I hope this isn’t it.
PS-Make yer own damn cookies! It’s cheaper anyways.
Is that a pig in your avatar, or are you just happy to see cookies?
Pig? Where?
mmmm canadian bacon…
You’re a total Babe.
I’m always happy to see baked goods. And if y’all won’t have it, then I will!
(I love my high metabolism… )
It looks like they cut most of the chips off. Look at how rough / flat the cookie is.
Looks round to me.
*looks round*
did y’all get that? did ya? did ya?
I saw where you didn’t call me your bitch there.
packaging picture… A LIE!!!!
I want cookies now. >_<
I know you.
I saw you post on the BB Cyanide forum.
May god have mercy on us and let us have Blood Bowl soon so we can find more meaningful ways of spending our time other than commenting on FakeBlog…
Awkward WIN
D’oh!
Much too like the muffin… WTB new fails.
The food you get ANYWHERE never looks like it does on the package. It’s so unfair!
repost fail.
Riposte fail.
touche
Oooh. aaaaanon touchéd me!
And I assume you’re pleased he’s had his dentals work done correctly.
motley crue is better than nirvana :>
Bend over and I’ll show you “touched me”.
it’s not really a fail since there is a layer of chocolate on the bottom, so not chocolate chip fail, marketing win.
Never Buy Gormet (no clue how to spell…) Fancy = less satisfying
The internet hates me. It mocks me with a Smiley…
ohh that smiley looks so killer!
What wit!
Whit wat!
I invented The Internet!
[Insert Soviet Russia joke here ^. ]
Pay no attention to that renamed wizard behind the keyboard.
Appears also to deny you access to an online dictionary.
you can’t learn how to spell something from a dictionary if you don’t know how to spell it. however, a simple google search would be very helpful.
hey
another failblog fail, already posted
[immaturity] Huh huh, your name is one letter away from “anus.” [/immaturity]
I’m gonna start calling you “anus.” Or “human punching bag.” Whichever works for you.
Angus means beef what comes from Scotland
No sh*t Sherlock. I know what friggin’ Angus beef is.
*hands RogueThree the flamethrower*
Agnus is one ending away from a godly flame in the Hindu’s Vedas.
(Those guys will cyclically cremate your ass without ending.)
Just so long as it’s cyclical.
And your ass is without ending. Kinda narrows it down.
i think you need to quit looking at the voting page.
I suppose the package is factually accurate, it is a double chocolate chip (-s) cookie.
This is clearly not the cookie that came from that bag. Look, you can see some kind of chocolate on the bottom of the cookie. He probably drew on the chip in hopes of being on the blog. FAIL FAIL.
I don’t think that’s a cookie in the open white snack package. Looks more like a tiny deer poking it’s head out, wanting to escape it’s wrapper and return to it’s tiny forest.
It doesn’t piss me off that people would eat tiny snack deer from a vending machine. Some people must think they’re tasty. Personally, I think they taste like shit. I Just wish they would shoot them first. Maybe with a mouse pistol.
Reading your comments is like visiting Africa. When I’m done, I feel sad, a little scared, and probably have AIDS.
Hey! Look at this. It’s been a few hours since you mentioned you might have “AIDS”. Still, no one has responded with “::masturbates::”. I am disappointed, and I do not appreciate having to use that many punctuation marks to illustrate my point.
Maybe somebody will fix this problem.
“::masturbates::”
Enough punctuation marks back too? ;o
There it is. Everything is as it should be now, here in failblog world.
Jess, that should be enough punctuation marks for now, maybe.
About now?
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^(‘o’)^
ANOTHER fake cookie fail? Come on. Boo.
I will comment just because my comments never comment
Good! Telling from that guy’s chubby sausage fingers, the fewer chips the better…fatty.
So you can tell by someone’s fingers if they are fat or not?
The person could’ve had the fingers smashed
And another thing…what the hell makes it “Double” chocolate chip? I mean, is there some sort of universal rule that deciphers what a Single, double, even triple chip can constitute that name-bearing?
I want that cookie
Well it does say “chocolate chip” cookie.
I must wonder why the cookie the person is holding up has a chocolate coating on the other side, while the cookies pictured on the package do not
Yeah… That made me a bit suspicious.
Good thing I have my ak-47 right here by my side. *pat pat*
VERA???
i don’t see it?
There’s only 1 Chocolate Chip…
That’s the saddest picture I’ve seen in weeks….
There is no excuse for receiving less chocolate then you were promised. I rest my case.
Hey, maybe the cookie being faked is the fail? Random thought
lol
Looks like a milano cookie with a bug on it…
Recycled fail
Packaging FAIL.
They put the wrong packaging on the cookie – not the wrong cookie in the package.
http://www.momstop.blogspot.com
The top is cut off of it
SUGARLY PWNED
does anyone else notice the bag isn’t even open? that’s a cookie from another bag of another type of cookie
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
*sigh* so many scams that fail
Aww… that’s worse than waterslide fail…
No idea why… but this one made me laugh the most.
u lair u dont hhave only one chocolate chip u just put it backwards
Take them to court lol
photoshopped!!!!!!!!11111
to all who posted a comment about this: FAIL.
that includes me so FAIL/WIN?
={ poor people cookies arnt supposed to fail……….. COOKIES ARE MADE BY CEILING CAT!