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In Soviet Russia masturbation does Lenin.
In Communist Russia, they support Lemumba. Then the COINTELPRO has him killed.
In soviet russia they would kill you for your lame jokes.
No, In Soviet Russia, lame joke kills You!
WIN
what, no one’s gonna blast this guy like usual? what a bunch of party poopers
truth is, it appears the last was first and the first was last
can’t argue scripture
Amen.
avoid blasting win
i’d keep praying if i were you
And in the beginning there was….oh forget it, LOL!
I’d burn in hell if I were you.
oh hell yes!
Crash and burn FTW.
Yo, fuzz! This asshat’s stolen your icon. Please do something about that, k? K.
Always there when I need you, K!
*this man slaps Dave what’s-his-face and bows*
fuzz living a double life?
Ask any of my friends; they won’t be able to tell you the half of it.
Well…that’s how he gets double-posted so much, innit?
You call me a double poster boy?
I’ll respond as called.
WOOT!
Um…I mean…
…no, actually, I mean WOOT!
He’s what? The double poster boy for entendres?
Shhh … that’s entre nous,
Yes, you can argue scripture.
And you SHOULD.
Think for yourself.
Godamned protestant.
Well, that’s a new meaning for “Protestant!”
Better last than first anyway.
Oh no. I am *so* not protestant.
The lady doth protest too much.
Methinks your brand of humor is making a *whoosh* sound as it goes over their heads.
I PROTEST!
His humor got me right between the eyes, it did!
*nails 95 protests to the blog door*
Your favorite holiday is Lent isn’t it?
Your favorite pocket content is Lint isn’t it?
My favorite is pool.
And aces which make me think of cute little donkeys.
Damn, I’m a bow-head.
Sorry, it’s a Lutheran thing. I am related to many, many overly Lutheran Lutherans
Actually, my favorite holiday is World Naked Gardening Day.
… but I thought the Prots ok’d contraception
What happens if you have a cactus garden?
And contraception sure, sex no.
They’re a little repressed.
Well, for women it’s not a big deal. Most of us have had to deal with a little prick now and then.
Some of us more than one.
Thankfully not at the same time.
Ingrate.
I just prefer them one at a time is all.
And I just hope you’ll understand I’m going to have to speak with your menager about this.
Now now…I wasn’t talking about you!
I think maybe all those little deaths have made you a tad…oversensitive, hm?
Help! Help! I’m being repressed! He wants to speak to a…. wait, what did you call it?
Dragon, well, ahem, I ah, well, I was like sure you weren’t, because, like, you said something about a “little”prick.” But, now that we’re talking the talk, what say you to you and me having a little tete-a-tete with Avis’ menager? At a minimum, we might save on this three-way dialing we have going.
Wow, fuzz! I didn’t realize that you were going to turn your hand to writing fantasy, too!
While my books do have quite a few naughty bits in them, I prefer doing one-one-one, private research.
A serial monogamy writer, are ya? Guess I should read up and get me an education on the habits of novel dragons and their naughty bits. *looks towards the bunk* Any suggestions for a bed time reading?
Hmm. I may be able to come up with something.
A story, perhaps, of diverse tongues, yet no language. Many sounds, yet no words.
Well…I don’t know how well it would sell, but it sounds like a good bedtime story to me!
Don’t mind us, we’ll just live vicariously.
Youth is wasted on the young, *sigh*.
Well, as there is otherwise so much storied silence around here just now, I say let’s go make some noise. *trundles bunkward, extending a hand behind him*
Careful what you wish for, music ain’t what is used to be. The days of [insert classical musician's name here] are long gone, remembered more and more frequently as an annoying ringtone…
*still pondering how those protection-using, sex restricting, and wistfully sighing Lutherans end up having so many relatives …*..*
“As for you, be fruitful and increase in number; multiply on the earth and increase upon it.” Genisis 9:7
Oh, they have sex. They just think it’s incredibly dirty and wrong. You have to be married before you can french kiss.And even then, you shouldn’t. That and they think if you think about having sex, you’ve already sinned. Like I said, they’re a little repressed. And boring. Did I mention I am the token black sheep of my family?
May I say you failed to mention it?
WHAT???
You mean…you’re not going to sweep me off my feet, carry me down the hall and fling me onto the bunk???
*pouts*
Dragon, please tell me you’re talking to Fuzz. I am a she, I seem to have failedto mention that too.
[cue "Gone With The Wind" soundtrack"]
[Insert Clark Gable's Line]
[Fade to Dragonwriter pouting]
Ooh. A party. With lots more people. Um…
Heh heh… *nudges fuzz away from bunk*…change of plans!
Break out the Chartreuse!
I am afraid I must decline the most gracious offer to party, as I require energy tomorrow. I have a shift with my beautiful city’s gallant volunteer EMTs. So I bid y’all a goodnight!
I too must bid adieu. I must prepare for out of town guests on the morrow. And I am not a morning person. G’night all.
(Damn! Has Mike been reading frank email, my dear?!)
And pardon the lap in my manners, it’s just all so dreamy, I worry that all my double life is half asleep a;ready. So I was saving all my waking strength for the fling part
Night Avis!! Tell your guests we’ve been pondering their numbers.
(I know!! I wondered the same thing!!)
Hmm. They left.
*grabs bottle and wanders towards the bunk*
*trundles back to the bunk as well, pondering the two backs to a bunk*
G’night ….
what’s that whistling sound i hear fuzz??? oh, it’s your soul escaping out your nose!
I’ll *amen* that!
“She’s building her amen, with blond hair and a ten.”
And he’s good for relieving my…
tension…
Let’s twist again.
It’s good for relieving my torsion.
The Horror!
The Suspense!
The Time!
The Warp!
Ohhh… let’s do that again!
(the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane wont nest below this level)
that is wont to make me crazy!!
And as for ReTARDIS’ relief, I must say,
I would be proud to stand tall and give her a tension.
separation of religion and fails please. If i wanted religion i’d go to church.
Lo, I am with you always.
In the 1600’s some of the greatest thinkers were Catholic. Prodestants had the witch hunting craze. Galileo faced the Inquisition (The Holy Office of Inquiry) mostly because he called the pope a simpleton an other politics.
actually, catholics caused the middle ages where lots of Roman knowledge was lost. The middle ages were the slowest period of humanity’s growth. It wasn’t until the Catholic church lost some of it’s power did things actually start moving. Another big factor was the Crusades which brought gold and knowledge to Italy so the church somewhat redeemed itself.
IMHO, the conquering Germanic “barbarians” brought along the Middle Ages, and they were converted to the dominant religion they found there in the European West (Latin “Catholicism”). The Greek-speaking Eastern part of the Mediterranean world was considerably more civilized — the Orthodox theologians of the late Roman period were much better educated than the Catholics. Those eastern regions were eventually eclipsed by the advancing Arabs, in the 7th century onward. Islam, however, treasured and preserved much of the Greek learning there, and in part from contacts with the Muslim world the West eventually became re-exposed to the Greek resources centuries later, contributing to the West European Renaissance.
And it’s a markedly Eurocentric bias to see those “middle ages” centuries as the slowest period of humanity’s growth. Amazing things were happening in Gupta Empire of India (4th-6th centuries CE), and then in T’ang dynasty China (7th-10th centuries), and then in the Abbasid Caliphate in the Muslim world (8th-13th centuries). One look at the Alhambra in Spain will convince anyone that humanity had experienced awe-inspiring growth there under the Muslims before the Europeans “re-awoke.”
Much thanks for the history lesson Professor!
Alphail and OMG
Killerwit has seen the light!
If everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, would buy Sirius/XM, we would get rid of all of these shitFM failvans. And I could recoup a small portion of an investment that I pissed away…
Not First!
i’d listen to Shit FM… my taste in music
Meh, they play alot of CREED and Nickelback on Shit FM.
Not to mention Maroon 5, Bon Jovi, and every rap artist known to man…
obvious photoshop… the “S” is higher than the other letters. photoshopper FAIL.
the fail is on you cause usually when van doors slide open they tend to kinda pop up a little..
accusation FAIL!!
They don’t have sliding doors in your country, natster?
In Soviet Russia, doors slide you!
reply fail
Finally, a Gwyneth Paltrow reference I get!
It obviously says ‘HITS FM’ when the door is closed.
Captain Obvious, is obvious.
no, that’s seth. captain obvious hasn’t been here for a while.
My ears are burning, someone talking about me?
Huh?
You’re a moron. “Totally doesn’t get the joke” fail. Ass.
Dumbass WIN!
Why does someone always blame me?
Ah, but you forgot anything on the I-tunes “top-10″ list.
Close, but no cigar
Oh, indeed I did… my apologies… Katy Perry, Rihanna, The Jonas Brothers, Chris Brown (it pains me to type these names, it really does), and everyone else on there do royally suck (except Coldplay–they kick ass and I will stick with that no matter what you say).
Oh, and it’s spelled iTunes, not “I-tunes”! You fail, my good sir!
iTunes this out!
If you misspelled lick, I agree with you about Coldplay.
*note to self — do not renew Killerwit’s contract as my proofreader*
You have a problem with cRAP artists playing on Shit FM???
No, I have absolutely no issue with them being there, because THAT’S WHERE THEY BELONG!
rap used to make decent music, then the megalomania began, taken to an epic scale (or fail) by kanye west.
And now, a 24-hour Celine Dion marathon!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
This would be what’s in Room 101 for me.
i found the book way better than the film
book? what is this so-called book?
and can it be used for T.P. or as fire starter?
For a fire starter i use old Cher CDs. It’s as good a fire starter as cow shit, who woulda thunk it?
Ironically, cow shit is a common fuel for fires.
(no trees out west, you have to use something. )
um, ya thank you Mr. Obvious.
For me Room 101 would be about 30 stories..or honestly as few as three stories up and have a VERY clean glass floor…heights are bad…
For me Room 101 would be filled with people who can’t distinguish between “lose” and “loose,” “there,” “their,” and “they’re,” or “your” and “you’re.”
Nor between its and it’s, wont and won’t, like and as, besides and beside, and countless others.
For me Room 101 would be filled with dishonest, lying people who have lain themselves in lovely beds, sofas, and deep plush carpets, and nobody laying anyone or having been laid.For me Room 101 would be filled with people who have lain themselves on lovely beds, sofas, and deep plush carpets, with nobody laying anyone nor having been laid, and yet all of them lying about and lying about it right there where they lie, especially when they lie about where they lay when they weren’t laying.
And right next door would be people who appear they can’t write right, because they fukked themselves cutting and pasting their lying words about lying and never getting laid.
Sheesh. I so need some.
Oh my muse, you teach me so many numberous things.
Now I’m gonna party like it’s 1984!!
*brother watches him, in a big way”
2 + 2 = 5.
only for large values of 2.
Love of mathematics is a many splendoured thing…
Or, if you will, love of mathematics is a many-numbered thing…
A fitting commentary on the quality of popular music today.
You are right
btw I think that this is the best fail of the week
anti-climactic, kind of like my orgasms. At least there’s very little cleanup involved.
i roflcopter’d
you just had to do it
Anti-climactic climax.
K 2 peaks
(It’s true. I was at that mountin’.)
what about mountin’?
You must not have been there.
Hell, I’m not even sure I was there.
(Everything was just a fuzzy blur.)
Then let me propose you to take you higher. Heavens — maybe you’ll see more from that position.
Then again … and maybe we’ll go blind together. Then again … if you’re still feeling fuzzy. And then, again ….
*insert crude Brokeback Mountain reference here*
*wonders if Killerwat is inviting a crude inserting there*
(oops, pardon my crude spelling, i went witless there)
Why can’t you wit me?!?
If I told you that, I might also have to killer you.
And that’s a risk I don’t want to take.
Why can’t you (out)wit me??
You got me again.
Sa-WEET! I have a Killerwit!!
Climactic=climax=orgasm. So you don’t have orgasms? Very little cleanup involved there, too.
needs a global warmin’
i think that’s what he was getting at.
Though apparently he’s not getting “it”.
I reread it…yeah, I got it. Takes me a while, but eventually I do catch on.
ReTARDIS = late again
Ayep.
and when we get ayep
we won’t be late no mo’
That just means you need to teach her to swallow
too bad good music isn’t popular. I don’t know about other countries, but I NEVER hear MUSE on the radio. I heard Starlight in Aeropostale once, and well that was kinda insulting MUSE. There’s so many great bands and artists that you never hear on the radio cause, well… i really have no clue. Dumbasses control the media maybe.
third! (Just had to do it once. Kinda anti climactic.)
agree with the anti-climatic feel… boooo…
This climate. It is anticlimactic.
i dunno its pretty cold where i am..
Get out of my heart.
MyMalady dunno how to quit you.
haha- there is no quiting.. i am that infectious *cough cough*
or would terminal be a better word?
MyMalady= cigarettes? : hard to quit, terminal, cough cough
quite so
12 Step Program?
May involve the pelvic thrust.
the 13th step that no one talks about is becoming sane again.
The 14th step is making clever replies.
The 15th step is the next logical step
In Soviet Russia, there are, like, a million steppes for sure.
Clever…funny…wordplay…puns…….!!!
I’ll be in my bunk!!!!
Canadian Fail.
)
Revel in this moment, its rare Canadians ever fail.
If by rare, you mean it’s rare that they fail to fail
This would be a “NEWFIE” Fail. Canadians would point out the difference.
Thank you for that. Newfie’s are the butt of many Canadian jokes. Great people though…shame it’s just so easy.
The Newfie’s have it rough. From what I understand, they’re not only the butt of Canadian jokes, but also Maine’s. To be the butt of Maine’s jokes is ‘red-neck’ insult to injury.
I am so pissed. If this was any other racial slur or any other group of people you people would be slammed for being racist. Tolerance FAIL
Canadians don’t count. They’re the other white meat.
Hm…Maple Syrup, Bacon and sausage, Canada would make a great bed and breakfast…
ya, god, those stupid canadians and their free healthcare. and a
tenth of the gun violence, god they are lame. making fun of them
is just as pathetic as making fun of the french. most of you probably
havent been and are just making the same tired jokes everyone
else does cause its the cool thing to do. so again,
a bandwagon Fail.
Perhaps if you dug your Canadian bacon panties out of your asscrack, you might be more pleasant.
i dont wear em, i go canadian commando
my old boyfriend was canadian
I’ve been to Brittish Colombia as a lad of 8ish years. I remember it as a clod plase, with much snow. But then again that was why I went (ski trip).
*cold place
spelling fail
*British Columbia
clod fail
*I’ve been … as a lad
8ish fail
I is a Kollege stoodent. Who needs spelin!
you is egotistical and an elitist, go choke
Mah name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. Would you like some chocolates?
Its OK I’m an EMT!
[checks breathing, checks pulse]
He’s fine, just sleeping.
Funny, here in Australia we tend to mock Americans and think that Canadians are far more enlightened and civilised.
Maybe it’s the whole universal health care thing.
You need to get leid.
… in a tropical paradise off the coast of Newfoundland.
ooh- the flowers smell pretty
and is that misspelling deliberate? i read that you want him to get a lei.
Next time, pay as much attention to people’s names as you do people’s comments.
Do you even know who you’re talking to in such a deadly knowing way?
your name provides no insight. your comment provides even less.
You’re almost there.
Look closer.
I know you can put all the pieces together.
I’m a Newfie in Maine at the moment, not only boring people but dumb.
“Never heard of that place. It’s in Canada? must be cold up there now”
Yeah, August is our coldest month. I’d understand if it was someone from the south… but you live right next to us! Jeez
LOL, I feel for you! Everyone in the US knows Canada’s nothing but snow, moose and igloos. Even in August.
and mounties, don’t forget the mounties!
everyone in the US knows canadians think we’re all the same bunch of ignorant retards.
Not just the Canadians mate.
And Super Syrup!
Sadly, some of them do deserve it.
Using racial slu against fellow Canadian citizen – FAIL. ‘
Easy to make fun hey? Take my law degree and my neuroscience degree and shove it up your “eh” and “howse” speaking ass!
what’s a racial slu? i’m going to assume you meant to type “racial slurpee”.
I thought he meant “racial slubberdegullion”.
first time I read that I thought it said “mean dirty wench”
(i’ll be in my galley)
Yargh.
mmmmmmm slurpeee….. how would it taste? ethnic?
As I slide into insanity, I say to myself, perhaps it’d taste like all the slurpee flavors mixed together…
Kissing a Cod does not equal a “Law Degree” and “Neuroscience” does not mean drinking an insane amount screech when you are home from the tar sands. A newfie pretending he is smart = FAIL
i’m sorry, was there a sentence somewhere in here? try not to judge ‘dumb’ people if you’re going to sound like you failed 3rd grade english.
Use of racial slur – FAIL.
uuum are either of you actually canadian?
Proudly so.
you can tell by the way their heads come apart
What are you talking abuut?
I believe you meant to say “aboot”, as in:
“-What aboot some more kraft dinner, Terrence?”
b3nd 0ver and i’ll show you something to cry aboot…!!!
had to. sorry.
Its okay, I understand.
Can I have some Dijon ketchup with that?
do you have a million dollars?
Now that they probably have a million dollars each, did they do everything they said they were going to? Heck, if I had a million dollars, I’d buy me some crack and hookers like the lead singer did
For me to Poupon!
south park ignorance win
And that we live in igloos and that we are lumberjacks AND hockey players at the same time. Also, our initials are written on our shirts and we often sing in public together because one or two people start singing.
I’m moving to Canada!
OK!
He works all night and he sleeps all day!
I’m a lumberjack and i’m ok!
i’m not so sure about that, jack
and he wants to be a lady…just like his dear pa-pa!!
hop on pop
…And puts on women’s clothing, and hangs around in bars!
Canada is like America with freedoms. Too bad they have socialized healthcare tho. but thats awesome man. smoke up one for the great Marley for me.
Anyone who has any idea what this guy is talking about is a terrorist.
lol. dude said he was moving to canadia. there you can smoke weed all you want and download music legally without paying.
Yeah, real sad that we allow all citizens access to health care… whatever were we thinking?!
i wasn’t aware pride came in the form of defamation
Whoa, whoa, there are actual CANADIANS on this site?? I bettah watch m’back.
Don’t you worry, just say the word, and I’ll get you on your back in no time.
gasman? is that you?
Hush or he’ll get YOU on your belly.
*belly laugh*
Hey, there is a reason we call them newfies
Because they come from Newfoundland?
Obviously they named themselves after the dog breed. ( pretty awesome dogs tho )
Please tell me you’re kidding with that remark.
no, its true, just like scottland is named after the terriers. and ireland is anmed after irish wolfhounds and france after french bulldogs. of course im fukin joking.
No, b/c they are retarded.
Is that a dog breed?
Newfoundlands, also called Newfies. They are massive black dogs. good swimmers, a pretty cool breed….
They’re like huge, hairy labradors.
Because we’re not very creative?
Do you even know who you’re not talking to in such a deadly knowing way?
Fail, eh?
O CANADA (not quite America)…
I don’t recall the rest of the song…
Wow, simply amazing. I mean, I’m sure that neighboring Canada for the umpteen years of your life wouldn’t be quite enough of a reason to learn our anthem, huh? Way to wear ignorance like a badge.
It’s that every local radio station, ever?
I believe, (but I am not sure) that you are trying to say: “ISN’T that every local radio station?”
Yes, spelling and grammar check fail on me.
it is? You tell me.
Its’s is
Dont’t get me started…
I’d like some orange juice, please.
I think you meant “never”, right?
No, true local stations rock, actually…those that are left.
It’s the centrally-programmed, corporate-owned affiliate stations in our local areas that suck.
heh could see that one coming
I guess it wasn’t Klaus, then.
Okay…I ROFLed SO loudly at this that I startled my dog.
Strike that dog rape from the record!
HAHAHA
They probably play (C)rap music.
haha funny
Or rap(e)?
LMAO
I’m guessing something like Lords of Acid could be considered rape music.
also ‘Rape Me’ might be considered rape music.
no, no not even kinda.. sorry that is incorrect
Uh, hello? Micheal Jackson
Typical misspelling of Michael WIN
Besides, wouldn’t he play nursery rhymes?
ever heard of Rapeman?
I hope you’re listening to Lords of Acid right now…. and playing your Wii.
WATCH OUT FOR THAT DOG!!!
*bow chicka bow wow*
i would assume RAPE music would be more along the lines of Libido Airbag, Goatwhore, and Cunt Hanger
(second, and more appropriate try )
That would not be rape music, i would think rape music would be more along the lines of Libido Airbag or Cvnt Hanger. Maybe even some GG allin or Goatwhore.
apparently the first attempt came through after all. lame…
(C)Rap is funnier, as Crap = Shit
Rape =/= Shit
depends where you put it actually.
I feel awkward laughing at that one.
Finally! Truth in advertizing!
even with the door shut the slogan says “Newfoundland’ sHit Music Station”… kerning fail?
carper, what are you doing here talking about text code?
your first statement claimed end-of-line
As Nelly Furtado said, there’s shit on the radio.
And thirteen channels of it to choose from.
I believe that’s TV, not radio.
‘Tis true. “It” seems to be in great supply these days.
Nelly Furtado calling anything shit is like the pot calling the kettle a shitty pop-star with no talent.
Stop reading my mind! I couldn’t stand that woman from the first time I heard that stupid “I’m like a bird” shite while I was painting my basement. The worst part of that entire job was having to listen to that song every hour on my local SHIT FM station.
I sympathize. I work early mornings and am subjected to my local SHIT FM and have had such abominations like “Say it right” pounded into my brain everyday.
Talons, you’re in no position to criticise.
Actually, he’s in the perfect position. You mentioned Nelly Furtado. The next logical thing to do would be to tear into her. I’m just surprised there were three other replies before it happened.
No, to be in a perfect position he would need to possess more than an iota of musical talent himself. If you’d had the misfortune of accidentally going to his myspace page, you would know as well as I do that he’s in no such position.
Everyone’s free to criticize people in the public eye without having to be like them or better than them. You don’t have to be the leader of the morons to know that Bush is a moron.
But still, this is like talons calling a shit pot un-talon’d.
So I’m free to criticise Talons, you moron.
so many trolls nowadays
I must have missed the part where I said you couldn’t criticize him. Oh wait, I never said you couldn’t! I did however see the part where you said he shouldn’t criticize Nelly Furtado.
Hypocrite win.
oh look at all the cute comments nesting.
*chirp chirp*
I didn’t say he couldn’t criticise. I said he was in no position to criticise, meaning he wasn’t competent to do so. Competency in this case entails the ability to discern good music from bad. But of course he’s still free to criticise, despite his incompetence. And I’m free to criticise him for doing so.
I think cabbage is going to snap and start hunting mice soon.
With a S&W Model 29 .44 Magnum?
Why do ya’ll still listen to the radio then? quit griping and buy yourselves a CD player, MP3 player, hell an 8 track for all i care. Thats the beauty of television and radio and all these things, if you dont like what they give you, turn the channel, or better yet TURN IT OFF. go read a damn book or something.
B3nd 0ver and i’ll show you a position to criticise
finally! i’ve been waiting for so long… the bend over thing is back!!!
Bend over and I’ll show you what’s back.
GASMAN LIVES ON IN ALL OF US!
The appropriate reply to my previous message is:
B3nd 0ver and I’ll show you what’s in all of us.
wow i cant believe they didnt notice that
Oh I’m sure they noticed, just couldn’t do anything about it.
It happens.
Win.
They should show this on the radio.
We’d be able to hear it much better
Shit happens.
I’m from Newfoundland, and know this station.
Very Shit
I once was there, but now I’m lost.
It’s about eight inches below the bellybutton.
Graces — that’s amazing!
I think I’ve found a new religion.
Hard to see under all the fuzz, eh? Hallelujah!
Also, I think you mean *region*
K?!
i am so there
clearly photoshopped. Even Newfies aren’t THAT daft! Why is the S ‘higher’ than the other letters…. Photoshop FAIL. Nelly Furtado = shit too!
The S is on the side door, and when opened, closer to the observer, thus looking a little higher due to perception. Therefore
PERCEPTION FAIL
Dumbass. The S is on the door. The door is open. When the door is closed the S moves to its correct place at the end of HIT, thereby spelling HITS. The funny bit is that when the door is open, the word SHIT is spelled, correctly describing the music played on this and virtually every other FM radio station on this continent.
Intelligent being fail.
You’re still a moron… you FAIL
It’s very real. I actually managed to get to see the van myself, before they had work done on it so this wouldn’t happen.
Furthermore, I find it very offensive that you stereotype Newfoundlanders in such a way. I am a Newfoundlander myself, a university student, a musician, a chess player and many other things. One thing I am not, however is stupid. I therefore request that you retract your hasty, politically incorrect and falsified remarks regarding “newfies”.
Also, for the record, while some Newfoundlanders are okay with the term “Newfie”, there are also many who are deeply offended by this term. If you are going to make comments about someone, use decent terms.
In other words, FAIL!
“All Miley Cyrus…All The Time”
BLAUGH! Gouge me with a taco shell!
i’ve just got a hotdog
but be sure to keep an eye out for a taco
will a blunt plastic spoon do?
There is no spoon.
Cake is a lie too
EVERYTHING THAT I KNEW AND LOVED IS GONE!
And some New Kids on the Block.
and the new Backstreet Boys.
and the old Backstreet Boys.
and Yanni.
And Vanilla Ice.
And Chocolate Rain?
CARAMEL VAPOR!
And Beethoven.
And Rick Astly
how does Beethoven make it on this list?
Weak lyrics.
I laughed out loud. Good one!
And Color Me Badd.
I don’t even think that sHit fm would play Color Me Badd. They really are Badd.
But on the other hand…
She Ãs the hottest minor around!
pedophilia fail.
announcing what every male on this board is thinking and afraid to say themselves WIN.
Not to mention a couple of females.
All is fair in vanity.
*goes to the bunk to read a magazine*
after you’re done with that, can i have it??
just don’t leave it all sticky.
::masturbates::
is that a sMiley on your face?
*may be getting a little fuzzy on where to draw the happy face line*
actually i have never liked younger girls. mid to late 20’s is nice.
He’s talking birth year here.
fuck yes i am. haha mmmm…..
Oh, good, I thought he was talking about that mental age divided by chronological age quotient.
Geriophilia win!
my feelings about radio anyways…
One look at their main website (listed on the van) (http://www.991hitsfm.com/) yields a whole plethora of pictures of the artists whose ( )hit( ) they play. Insert ’s’ as needed in ( ).
Didn’t “Rage against the machine” have a song about a “Gorilla radio” and how one should “Turn that shit off”. Man, these guys were prophetic! And pathetic. But their drummer ruled so whatever.
“Turn that shit UP” I’m currently listing to the Richard Cheese Lounge version. It’s much easier to hear the words this way.
And yes, I see the joke in his name. Haha, I get it.
Hilarious lounge singer WIN!!!
so which richard cheese came first? this one, or the character in Curse of the Queerwolf?
And its guerilla radio, as in guerilla warfare
I dunno, they seem like a bunch of apes to me.
those are fighting words
Cue the 2001 theme.
Too bad Dave’s not here.
(you mean, not ALL here…??)
:p
You’re right, it was mostly just a little death, moistly.
Dave’s masturbating? ::masturbates::
K’s here?! ::dies big time:::
Fuzz? FUZZ? FUUUUUUZZ!!!!
He came…and went. Ah, fuzz, we hardly knew ye.
That’s not what she said biblically.
“What are they talking about, HAL?”
“You’re not here, Dave.”
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that; Dave’s not here.”
“No, man, I’m Dave.”
“Dave? Dave? Is that you, Dave? You look fuzzy.”
“Yes, it’s me. Now open the pod bay doors.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“Why?”
“Dave’s not here.”
HAHAhahaha way to morph 2 Daves into one! WIn for pop culture mix,,,Fail to me for knowing the references…
OMG ROFL! That was brilliant!
Good job, sir! That is the black monolith at the end of this thread.
now imagine that again, but with HAL having the voice of a Portal gun turret
it’s Guerrilla Radio
and it goes:
“Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that shit up”
FAIL
hey watz ur avatar? iz it that ugly sanava biatch Haley Joel Osment? XD lol
and STFU ALL about Nelly Furtado! shes a very ghud singer! ur JUST JEALOUS B YOTCHES!!111
And you should learn to spell…or get smote.
Your comment was left at 2:04 PM, shouldnt you be in Pre Algebra class or something?? jesus, or maybe its English class you are skipping again. I cant imagine putting that much effort in purposely distorting written language. Take your tone deaf ass to a bookstore or something, and get yourself a hobby.
Go buy a handgun, a 6-pack, and then think about it.
Where is his mind?
(Black Francis — for HES a very ghud singer!
… WHICH NONE OF YO JEALOUS B YOTCHES!!111 CAN DENY)
First!
First to say Fist FAIL. Stop playing that gaem. Its like annoying
Douchebag. I only said that because the first comment said last. I was playing along with THEIR game, so STFU.
STFU is not here right now.
please leave a message afer the beep.
dumb motherf***beeeeeeeeeeep***
Trying to be funny fail.
Bringing over a cheezburger meme fail.
if you think about the person who leaves the comments under the name of ’stfu’, it’s actually very funny.
FIST!
BUSTED!
HITS…Slinding door, and it magically becomes…SHIT
Pure genius!
Truly, there’s Majic in the air.
I believe there is magic ON the air.
FINALLY!!!
An corporate radio station that is honest and self-actualized.
A honest radio station indeed!
me parto y me mondo
awesome username that very few people get WIN
La Raza siempre.
Your mother gets it.
Video killed the radio star, and now I’m kinda glad.
In my mind and in their car, they can’t rewind the door’s too far.
and now we meet in a vacant success center….
get outta my dreams.. da dada dada da da da… and in to my car.. dadada da da da.. get outta my, get outta my..
wait all of a sudden i feel that i need to be wearing flourescent coloured spandex.. be right back..
this is one of my favorite fails in a while!! this effing rocks! or doesn’t rock.. but that’s okay because they are warning you with the name.. hahaha
I’m glad you said ‘effing’. I get angry when people use bad words. Those motherfuckers should fucking fuck off.
god damn foul mouth shitdicks
Gosh darn’em to heck.
Please, Mr. Flanders, don’t be so animated.
this fail pleases me as well.
Is someone feeding you grapes while you comment?
Yes, but they aren’t peeled, so he’s not really being magnanimously imperious.
They’ve just been stepped on and had their juices bottled for 80 years.
Yeah, those effing mother-effers really effed up.
Ok if you look at the sign behind the car, it says HitS FM
On the car the S somehow made it infront of the Hit to make SHit FM
Wtf?? Sign making fail?
Yes, they opened the door.
No luv, you see, the door slides back . . .
*headdesk*
lmfao ok i kinda failed there
i didn’t realize they weren’t on the same window, the letters line up so perfectly
Still, when the door slides closed, there is yet another shitty message to behold.
Have a look.
*still singing*
… and now I understand the problems you can’t see.
What a lovely voice you have! Have you ever thought about a career in radio?
He DOES have a face for it, doesn’t he?
*still singing*
Lying awake intent on turning on in you
If I was young it didn’t stop you coming too
oh my G-d! oh! my G-d! OH!! MY G-D!!! you’re killing me!!! STOP IT!!
haha…. love this fail.
That’s a WIN on free advertising. I admit it… I went to the website.
What’s with all the crap in the van? The fail is obvious, but I’m wondering if there isn’t a secondary fail here that is going unnoticed?
Dude, you can’t see the other fail?!?
Use a mirror.
This comment is worthy of reflection.
Radio fail, or radio win? By the looks of things, when that door is closed, it says “HITS”. Once you slide that door open, the ‘S’ at the end goes to the beginning, and the ‘HIT’ at the end shows through the window. So, if you ask me, I’d say it was genius design! I say win!
Well I bet you were valedictorian of your class, weren’tcha little fella?
Was that supposed to be a burn? Oh! Sarcasm… Ah! In other words, you wanted to say: “Way to point out the painfully obvious!” Yeah, I picked up on that too. I was just saying that I didn’t think this was a fail, but a win. I think the placement of the letters was intentional. But, good try, nonetheless.
your reply=bad try
So, tell me five things about yourself.
I have five things to say,
five fingers to give
into your grace.
First, when I was apart from you,
* this world did not exist,
* nor any other.
Second, whatever I was looking for
* was always you.
Third, why did I ever learn to count to three?
Fourth, my cornfield is burning!
Fifth, this finger stands for Rabia,
* and this is for someone else.
* Is there a difference?
Are these words or tears?
Is weeping speech?
What shall I do, my love?”
~ Rumi
My cornfield burns for you!
Is K talking about me? — something’s making my, ah, ears burn.
*eats popcorn*
Same time tomorrow, then?
Sure thing. Till then, I know I can count on you to keep your butter warm.
ok, i really think this is my new favorite euphamism for “those special feelings”
ps.. sorry to but in on your moment.. i got too excited by burning cornfields.. tee hee
If you have a burning in your cornfields, i think they make an ointment for that…
which brings us all the way back around to “shit” on the side of the van
wow. i’m not sure if i come to this blog for the fails or the flame wars anymore.
The flame wars. The fails are nowhere near as much fun as the wars.
Truth WIN
Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender.
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
There comes the sound of the guns sending flack!
Out of the scramble we’ve got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack!
……
Few people will get this…
I bow to your greatness.
I also like the minor but separated secondary sHits made from the ’s’ in ‘Newfoundland’s” and the Hits.
Its so true they had to write it twice.
true o so true
When that radio station sees this the hits gonna shit the fan!
Wow…i tried to picture that. Painful, what with those blades coming out sideways and all *wince*
my banana wont open
Woah. I’ve seen that van IRL. This pic was taken at Centennial Field at the Grand Falls Salmon festival 2008. Same place I live.
Actually is was taken at the Shaggy concert in Paradise. I know because 2 friends of mine were th e concert presenters and I volunteered there. The truck camper you see behind the van is my buddy’s. Sorry for you being wrong.
FIRST!
This is a pretty sweet on. Keep it up NewFoundland
Must be the new independent local radio station from Pratts Bottom (a real place in the UK!)
At least they acknowledge it…
That station is broadcasted about an hour from my house.
Those newfys can’t stop being funny.
That is a cool van
Hits FM is from Newfoundland, I live there!