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Go mouse go!
Question of the day probably appropriate for an NPR special “Is using a 44 on a mouse kind of overkill”? And what legislation is going to be enacted to prevent this from happening again
haha - I agree with Bill go mouse go!
Token “Right-Wing” NPR panelist: Actually, Juan, I think it’s just the opposite. There were multiple mice involved in this incident so I think a revolver was underkill if anything. A belt-fed weapon would have been much more appropriate.
(Continuing today’s NPR panel debate, “Gun control or pest control” — the environmentalist’s reply: )
With all due respect, Uhtred, we need to try to be humane and to conserve our resources. When you’re dealing with pests aged unstated, 42, and 43 — and you want to put all three out of their misery with a single shot — I think a .44 is what would logically come next.
“Well, I’m Diane Rehm and *croak* *croak* *croak*. *Crooooooooooooooak*.”
I would say it can’t be OVERkill, since no mice were actually killed (nor humans, for that matter). “Totally ineffective”? Yes!
Was she using weapons of mouse destruction?
she tried, but her plan back-fired on her (and the guy)
We need to invade and find out ASAP.
Comment win!
I lol’d.
*in super-high mousy voice* Hans Brix, Hans Brix!
That’s a gas.
HA HA HA!
That probably was an organized mouse army…
PETA win!
PETA is nothing but an extremist group of hippies that has absolutely nothing better to do with their time than to terrorize people about the lesser species on this planet. I’m all for protecting endangered species, but I don’t give a rats ass about, well…. a rat’s ass.
HAHA!
Epic!
should be
People Eating Tasty Animals
Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder!
Yes, it’s that important
Murder. It’s what’s for dinner.
PETA needs to f-ing die. Every one of them. I want to cut them up and cook them. And I also hope a lion rips some of them to shreds and be like “See? THey dont f*cking care about you”.
I hate PETA with the passion of a thousand juicy flame grilled steaks.
You know absolutely nothing about them. Everything you think you know you are just mimicking what you have heard from other ignorant people. Educate yourself before sitting down at your keyboard.
But seriously. PETA sucks
you mean where ingrid newkirk said people shouldn’t own pets because its unethical? or about killing of animals regarded as “pests” (such as mice and rats)? everyone, let your cats, dogs and birds run free. that won’t be a disaster or anything.
agree, be responsible and respectful to animals, but dont fund terrorists to advance your agenda (rodney coronado).
guh - where is gasman when you need him?
B3nd over and i’ll show you a coronado
gasman: bend over and i’ll show you what you know nothing about
And in response to you: I used to work with some dumb b*tch from PETA who was every day shoving her stupid f*cking beliefs, which are so absolutely ridiculous, down everyone’s throat. Needless to say, she was fired for being a big stupid c*nt. I heard all the stupid sh*t she had to say and was not impressed. If you as*holes wanna stand outside naked in a cage to simulate what’s happening to cows or whatever, go ahead because you’re just making yourself look like the retards you really are. And if you think humans are so devastating to the animals and environment, then you can help by killing yourself. Start the trend. I swear, we’ll follow your steps. :-\
I don’t think I have met any type of person MORE obnoxious than a PETA “activist.” or “terrorist”. Whichever one is more politically correct for you.
the animal rights activists burnt down a milkmans house near me because he delivered milk to an animal testing centre
Correcting for above:
“to do with its*** time”
“rat’s*** ass”
correction to the correction:
“that have***”
“with their time”
the organization is fine, the people are the idiots
Correction to the correction to the correction:
“that has” was correct, as “group” (a singular noun) is the subject of the clause in which “has” is the verb. Also, this means JD’s first correction (”to do with its time”) is also correct because, again, the subject of the possessive pronoun (say it with me: the subject here is “group,” not “hippies”) is singular.
“group” is the noun. You conjugate “to have” as “has” with a singular noun. “its” is appropriate as well, because “it” is a “group.” Just because it is a group of people doesn’t mean you conjugate as if it’s a plural noun.
Grammar police killed the mood again…
totally sign
I didn’t work my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
There be some organisms on the bottom of the food chain what live in the bottom of your chain of food — yes, that means your bottom.
You didn’t work your way to the top of anything. You were born at the top.
i love democracy
It’s true. I can’t really respect an organization that tells children to call their parents murders for eating meat, one that encourages college students to get drunk over drinking milk (like those of us in college need the encouragement), or one that attempts to use the Canadian bus beheading to further their agenda.
They make everyone who subscribes to the cause or those who are sympathetic look bad.
I tell children to call 911 about their parents murders.
Fuzz, always considerate.
Just don’t make me look bad; that wouldn’t be sympathetic.
I’m a vegetarian who hates PETA. All vegetarians/vegans that I know personally hate PETA. So yeah. Everyone should hate PETA.
That’s a very cogent argument. All my friends hate X, so everybody should hate X.
A .44 may be overkill for mice, but it’s perfect for clearing infestations of PETArds.
Damn hippies.
Hey, I’m a member of PETA. People Enjoying Tasty Animals! Booya!
“Most outdated joke ever heard by a vegetarian” fail.
WIN WIN WIN!!!
Must have been some big mice, a 44 Magnum?
thinking about the mess beforehand fail
You mean afterward? I’d think a human corpse and bullet holes all over the place would be an even bigger mess.
i dunno… more blood in a human body for sure but a mouse would just explode with a .44 hit… that’s a lot of splash damage to mop up… sponsored by Molly Maids fail?
.44 Magnum for a mouse? she definitely wanted it dead…but consider the mess to clear up if she’d hit? thinking ahead fail
Think of the mess if it were a wii mouse with a screaming little boy in the room.
I would be willing to bet that there was quite a bit of screaming going on. And that he sounded like a little boy.
The only thing that could make this scene better is dogrape
and an excited dog!
With a slightly different ending, this would have made a great darwin Award… too bad.
*Darwin… my bad… my shift key sticks…
Shift key fail
…sticky win! - nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
I LOLed.