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First?
In an alternative reality, you might have received congratulations.
At 6 something in the morning, the ability to wax eloquent eluded me. Figured “First?” would at least avoid me the massive burn attempts anything else I would’ve said would have earned me. Bah, I’m goin to sleep.
Your name is ironic.
I was a little jealous.
http://eng.novonews.lv/news/2008/07/14/latvia_en/005998.html
this might have gone better after the poster who thought that was the real name
That’s tough, man.
“You have selected the economy destructo wash with extra wax”
can i add the puncture my tires on my way out service too?
omg boring
Does anyone know where and how this happened? I recognize the gas station brand and the car is Latvian, but no more…
The car is German, actually. Ever hear of BMW?
jokergirl clearly meant that the car is registered in Latvia
It’s even registered in Germany, actually.
Read the Douglas Adams novel “Last Chance to See” to understand the joke.
“If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn’t actually been German. It was too easy. Too obvious. It was like coming across an Irishman who actually was stupid, a mother-in-law who actually was fat, or an American businessman who actually did have a middle initial and smoke a cigar. You feel as if you are unwillingly performing in a music-hall sketch and wishing you could rewrite the script. If Helmut and Kurt had been Brazilian or Chinese or Latvian or anything else at all, they could then have behaved in exactly the same way and it would have been surprising and intriguing and, more to the point from my perspective, much easier to write about. Writers should not be in the business of propping up stereotypes. I wondered what to do about it, decided that they could simply be Latvians if I wanted, and then at last drifted off peacefully to worrying about my boots.”
Wow… seems like the driver have a panic attack or something and tried to drive out on full throttle…
she was 16 and drunk. Twelfth linked the article im his earlier post.
Please can somebody (whoever posted it) tell me what happened
BTW love the failwash bit
read the link mentioned above.
Blond girl was driving. It happened in my city.
That’s an excellent banner over the exit…total truth in advertising.
Unable to spot Photoshop-pun fail
really.. it isn’t actually called “failwash”?
My god, it. . isn’t?
twelfth posted a link to the news article
it’s not english, that’s as far as i can tell you
sarcasm…
WTF? How is it even possible to fail that much? I’m guessing a lorry backed into it or something. Car wash WIN!
heh, lorry… i had to whip out wikipedia for that one. learn something new every day.
Oh, my bad. I’m from England, so yeah - lorry = truck = rig = all the same really
Let’s just hope that guy didn’t have anything important in his boot.
But I’ll bet he has a hell of a bee under his bonnet right about now…
his shoes should be fine…maybe wet…but more importantly, what can you fit in a boot that is so important it can’t leave your person…
Correct continent fail
I stand corrected said the man with orthopaedic shoes. Fu*ktard
omydog! why did i not notice this before! this is brilliant!
I see said the blind man to his deaf wife George.. hehe
I see, I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
england is not a continent. you’re like that one lady on are you smarter than a fifth grader
England is bigger than the Moon.
Jupiter is the biggest planet on Earth
How’s your mind? Blown?
kaboom!
Uranus is bigger than the sun
Sigh.
Sigh is not a planet.
Silence talons. You look like a blocked punt
I’m not being defensive, I wanted the punt to be complete.
Your mom’s a planet.
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lol
England doesn’t deserve to be a continent.
I think the English think they are their own continent. It’s why they didn’t adopt the Euro as their currency.
they can’t even rule all of thier own island. what makes them think they deserve anything else?
i wonder what happend… the building is cracked at the right i blame aliens.
And games, of course.
I blame the Jews, Polish, and Canadians. Stupid Canadians and their stupid Canadian bacon…
With all their beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies!
They’re not evn a real country anyway…
What?
Damn canadians and their bacon.
Think they’re too good for REAL bacon. :B
You just wish you could start the day with round bacon and beer.
Yeah, I kinda do.
That’s definitely how I like to start my day.
damn Canadians and their flappy heads.
Yeah and what aboot all their fart humor, eh?
damn canadians and their maple syrup
no one mentioned this one… i cant believe it
Damn canadians and their hockey. What? Too cold for basketball so you got to go have a fist fight on the iced over lake?