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Roo

In an alternative reality, you might have received congratulations.

Not fail

At 6 something in the morning, the ability to wax eloquent eluded me. Figured “First?” would at least avoid me the massive burn attempts anything else I would’ve said would have earned me. Bah, I’m goin to sleep.

 
 
Lolnathan

Your name is ironic.

 
 
aaaaanon

this might have gone better after the poster who thought that was the real name

 
 
 
 
Roo

“You have selected the economy destructo wash with extra wax”

bonocat

can i add the puncture my tires on my way out service too?

 
 
 
jokergirl

Does anyone know where and how this happened? I recognize the gas station brand and the car is Latvian, but no more…

ReTARDIS

The car is German, actually. Ever hear of BMW?

anon

jokergirl clearly meant that the car is registered in Latvia

huppu

It’s even registered in Germany, actually.

 
Grue

Read the Douglas Adams novel “Last Chance to See” to understand the joke.

“If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn’t actually been German. It was too easy. Too obvious. It was like coming across an Irishman who actually was stupid, a mother-in-law who actually was fat, or an American businessman who actually did have a middle initial and smoke a cigar. You feel as if you are unwillingly performing in a music-hall sketch and wishing you could rewrite the script. If Helmut and Kurt had been Brazilian or Chinese or Latvian or anything else at all, they could then have behaved in exactly the same way and it would have been surprising and intriguing and, more to the point from my perspective, much easier to write about. Writers should not be in the business of propping up stereotypes. I wondered what to do about it, decided that they could simply be Latvians if I wanted, and then at last drifted off peacefully to worrying about my boots.”

 
 
 
 
Koesper

Wow… seems like the driver have a panic attack or something and tried to drive out on full throttle…

Mica

she was 16 and drunk. Twelfth linked the article im his earlier post.

 
 
Elliot

Please can somebody (whoever posted it) tell me what happened

BTW love the failwash bit

Robo

read the link mentioned above.

 
 
ablz

Blond girl was driving. It happened in my city.

 
blackbelt

That’s an excellent banner over the exit…total truth in advertising.

Photoshop

Unable to spot Photoshop-pun fail

MyMalady

really.. it isn’t actually called “failwash”?

aaaaanon

twelfth posted a link to the news article
it’s not english, that’s as far as i can tell you

 
 
 
 
 
 
Winfail

WTF? How is it even possible to fail that much? I’m guessing a lorry backed into it or something. Car wash WIN!

fepic ail

heh, lorry… i had to whip out wikipedia for that one. learn something new every day.

Winfail

Oh, my bad. I’m from England, so yeah - lorry = truck = rig = all the same really

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

Let’s just hope that guy didn’t have anything important in his boot.

Dragonwriter

But I’ll bet he has a hell of a bee under his bonnet right about now…

 
\m/ rockon \m/

his shoes should be fine…maybe wet…but more importantly, what can you fit in a boot that is so important it can’t leave your person…

 
 
Winfail

I stand corrected said the man with orthopaedic shoes. Fu*ktard

MyMalady

omydog! why did i not notice this before! this is brilliant!
I see said the blind man to his deaf wife George.. hehe

Avis

I see, I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

 
 
 
aaaaanon

england is not a continent. you’re like that one lady on are you smarter than a fifth grader

Killerwit

England is bigger than the Moon.

Anomnomnomymous

Jupiter is the biggest planet on Earth

 
Anomnomnomymous

Silence talons. You look like a blocked punt

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talonsofpeace

I’m not being defensive, I wanted the punt to be complete.

 
 
Killerwit

Your mom’s a planet.

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Hoobastinky

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Fate

England doesn’t deserve to be a continent.

Cloral

I think the English think they are their own continent. It’s why they didn’t adopt the Euro as their currency.

Rina

they can’t even rule all of thier own island. what makes them think they deserve anything else?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jewstie

i wonder what happend… the building is cracked at the right i blame aliens.
And games, of course.

K

I blame the Jews, Polish, and Canadians. Stupid Canadians and their stupid Canadian bacon…

jc

With all their beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies!

loravine

They’re not evn a real country anyway…

 
 
 
Pumpkiny

Damn canadians and their bacon.
Think they’re too good for REAL bacon. :B

Bill

You just wish you could start the day with round bacon and beer.

hergieburbur

Yeah, I kinda do.

 
Limegirl

That’s definitely how I like to start my day.

 
 
Klaus

damn Canadians and their flappy heads.

Big Gay AL

Yeah and what aboot all their fart humor, eh?

 
 
 
Addict

damn canadians and their maple syrup

no one mentioned this one… i cant believe it

talonsofpeace

Damn canadians and their hockey. What? Too cold for basketball so you got to go have a fist fight on the iced over lake?

Rissa