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  1. Not fail says:

    First?

  2. K says:

    That’s tough, man.

  3. Roo says:

    “You have selected the economy destructo wash with extra wax”

  4. atom says:

    omg boring

  5. jokergirl says:

    Does anyone know where and how this happened? I recognize the gas station brand and the car is Latvian, but no more…

    • ReTARDIS says:

      The car is German, actually. Ever hear of BMW?

      • anon says:

        jokergirl clearly meant that the car is registered in Latvia

        • huppu says:

          It’s even registered in Germany, actually.

        • Grue says:

          Read the Douglas Adams novel “Last Chance to See” to understand the joke.

          “If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn’t actually been German. It was too easy. Too obvious. It was like coming across an Irishman who actually was stupid, a mother-in-law who actually was fat, or an American businessman who actually did have a middle initial and smoke a cigar. You feel as if you are unwillingly performing in a music-hall sketch and wishing you could rewrite the script. If Helmut and Kurt had been Brazilian or Chinese or Latvian or anything else at all, they could then have behaved in exactly the same way and it would have been surprising and intriguing and, more to the point from my perspective, much easier to write about. Writers should not be in the business of propping up stereotypes. I wondered what to do about it, decided that they could simply be Latvians if I wanted, and then at last drifted off peacefully to worrying about my boots.”

  6. Koesper says:

    Wow… seems like the driver have a panic attack or something and tried to drive out on full throttle…

  7. Elliot says:

    Please can somebody (whoever posted it) tell me what happened

    BTW love the failwash bit

  8. ablz says:

    Blond girl was driving. It happened in my city.

  9. blackbelt says:

    That’s an excellent banner over the exit…total truth in advertising.

  10. Winfail says:

    WTF? How is it even possible to fail that much? I’m guessing a lorry backed into it or something. Car wash WIN!

  11. Jewstie says:

    i wonder what happend… the building is cracked at the right i blame aliens.
    And games, of course.

  12. muhaha says:

    A crushed BMW can never be a fail !

    • Kath says:

      I saw a crashed Rolls Royce the other day. A really big shiny new looking one.

      I couldn’t help but smirk slightly.

  13. Otto says:

    That’ll buff right out. No worries.

  14. Adoni says:

    God, this sign was TOTALLY Photoshopped! haha
    but to be fair, the car is clean….under all the broken glass.

  15. ninjaphysics says:

    I bet you anything it was a woman

  16. CB says:

    And it was a Bimmer :( …. Oh the humanity!

  17. Adoni says:

    Damn Failblog keeps eating my lame comments….

  18. Dave says:

    Wow, I mean even the bumper fell off. Poor Bimmer…

  19. dolt says:

    anyone else remember top gear when they set fire to a car wash?

  20. one dude says:

    dammit failblog! post my comments!

  21. Mr. Mand says:

    “But have’t you seen how clean the car is now … ?”

  22. Bill says:

    Going through the car wash…

    Ah the 70’s

  23. Random Person says:

    Also, I love that the carwash equipment’s lights are still on.

  24. Random Person says:

    (what the??? I posted this comment before the one above, but it didn’t appear, but when I tried to repost, it said it was a duplicate…)

    Surely the sign must be photoshopped even if the rest isn’t, which I think is a waste of Photoshop personally… if you have a good fail already, you don’t need to make an obviously fake sign. But I’m actually only commenting because I want to know if that’s the real logo, because if it is, I love it. The car totally submersed… I don’t think I could make myself drive into a carwash with that on the sign, even if it was in working order!

  25. jinx says:

    i wonder if there was an earthquake, and that caused the damage to the carwash, and consequently, the car

  26. someone says:

    Poor rich bastard!

  27. Humility says:

    “…Yeah, I’ll have the full package, including the full clean-up of the inside, plus I’d like to lower my wheels, if you know what I mean?”

    “Sure, full package, cleanup of inside, and lowering… Basically everything we may offer.”

    “Yeah, I’m trying to sell it for a pretty nice price, so it must look flawed! No problem?”

    “No problem; FailWash at your service.”

  28. strongsad says:

    And he just had it cleaned too.

  29. Avis says:

    Exactly how do you explain this one to your car insurance carrier? Or anyone for that matter.

  30. mazheks says:

    btw this happened in my country. around 4 or 5 am in the morning girls were drunk or something, so they went straight through the car wash failing at the same time because the door was closed. fail wash ftw :)

  31. NoseMoking says:

    What the heck happened prior to this photo, that’s what I wanna know.

  32. Avis says:

    Dont’t drink and wash.

  33. HavUTheenMaWeena says:

    Claustrophobia WIN!

    • MyMalady says:

      cost-a-phobia fail **sits in fetal position crying, thinking of cost involved if insurance does not cover carwash mishaps**

  34. shoobeydoobey says:

    that’s why i have my own pressure washer and good old sponge… I think the geek running the car wash peed his pants when he saw this image :) )

  35. Faglord says:

    This happend in my country, the driver suddenly realized that failblog had made him gay and he tried to kill himself, but he failed

  36. BatGirl says:

    Maybe the dirt was tough…

  37. You've Got Fail says:

    Car wash damage disclaimer notice…win.

  38. LouZha says:

    AWWW…Now how the hell are they gonna show everyone theyre totally superior to them all?

  39. Lawwwwwwwlez says:

    That’s in Latvia.
    actually, three girls, totally wasted drove like 2-3 km’s on a one-way road, then smashed a metal roadblock thing and ended up trashing this carwash. Lawl i live near this place.

  40. CheekyC says:

    Fail wash! Working at the fail wash yeah!

  41. speedy-san says:

    O hi honey. Remember when you asked me to wash the beemer yesterday? Well…

  42. JOhn says:

    I am from latvia. The story is that the girl was drunk and started assaulting the gas station with her bumer. It was at night and nobody is sure why she did that (stupid probably).

  43. Reverb says:

    That will buff right out

  44. Roger Strong says:

    Back in the 1980s in Toronto, someone was taking her car through the car wash. It was one of those systems where you put the car in neutral and it gets pulled through.

    As she was beiing pulled in, she noticed that the window behind her was partly down. As as she was trying to roll it up, she somehow put the car in gear and floored it.

    Rollers got pushed aside, and the brackets for the overhead roller got pushed through the ceiling. The car sailed out of the car wash, and across six lanes of traffic on Leslie St. without hitting anything, and ended up on the boulevard on the other side of the street. Police saw this and were quickly on scene.

    The woman at first claimed that the car wash “ejected” the car.

  45. Jac says:

    it’s a little more fail because it’s a BMW! Haha!

  46. Fail-ness says:

    I think it broke… O mi gosh.. that car doesn’t look very clean…. lolz

  47. latvianboy says:

    it’s in Latvia , It’s a “Statoil” gas station

  48. browntown says:

    last

  49. mattgk says:

    im wondering what the hell happened while he was in there..
    EPIC FAIL

  50. Special says:

    I think it is photoshopped.

  51. The Failer says:

    How Would You Like The Wash To Be? SMASHED,BLOWN UP , OR, RUN OVER BY A TANK?

  52. justathought says:

    hand washing ftw


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