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they all look alike, anyway.
anoyone else notice the super bat in the bottom right?
i did lol
It’s the super batman… first..
Nah, I think its batman’s secret crush.
Super bat baby!
not secret anymore, you told everyone!
Marvel-ous.
ahaha very gd
Batman and Superman are from DC comics…
DC is blue, or so they say. But it’s really greenish.
And full of fish.
surprised it wasnt snatched up and sold on ebay as an ultra rare OOP comicon edition…
it probably was
Hah! They’re arch-rivals, you know.
This is like a hypothetical “K-State Fail” – KU merchandise in a K-State-themed store (like our bookstores.)
(K-State: Kansas State University; KU: Kansas University, our longtime arch-rivals.)
And even though I’m first, I don’t think being first is worthy of a medal so why do you cheer if you’re first???
Correction: I became third even though I started commenting when no one else did. Therefore, I made a “First Declaration Fail.” Oh well.
You are even more sad than people just writing “first”
hey ENG! stfu!
like (s: shut, t: the, f: fuck, u: up)
See below for the conclusion of another episode of ‘Double-Post-Fail’
Written, produced and directed by McFaggin
hey ENG! stfu!
like (s: shut, t: the, f: fudge , u: up)
b.o.a.i.s.y.s.f.
(bend over and I’ll show you some fudge)
oh i thought is was an abrieviated form of “stuff you”
Its not fudge… not in my version anyway
Only because yours is still all packed.
and you did an excellent job, too
*blushes*
Aw, and your blue icons match, too! How cute…!
They’re so obviously meant for each other~
As long as I’m the “top”, it’s cool.
We’re gonna get matching underpants in this colour.
(Underpants won’t nest below this level)
fag fail
fag win?
fag draw!
last win?
Whats the FAIL in this photo?
why, is the fudge being too noisy for you?
Being from a state that matters fail
Rediculous, unneseccarily mean, impolite replies to a comment: Win!
na na na na na na na na SUPER MAN!!
here comes peter on a clothesline???
America, still sleeping?
Errr, first?
Nice one.
Can’t believe they put a spider-man figure in a batman box…
Batman has a box??
That must make him a myth.
I see no spiderman, you know spiderman does not even come from the same comic company.
Apparently, you’ve never read a Marvel/DC crossover issue. In this particular one, Peter Parker and Clark Kent accidentally grabbed each other’s costumes in the dark. Hilarity ensued, and there was much Film At Eleven.
nerd win
You have no idea.
brave new world win?
No, no, no Soma. Or decanting. Or even Malthusian Belts. And definitely no blue-eyed Savages to conveniently commit suicide after being defiled in epic fashion. Not even my cat, whom I named Aldous Huxley, mostly because his brother was named Thomas Henry Huxley.
Nerd win, indeed.
Clearly, what has happened is that Batman trapped his archrival
Superman in some sort of new-fangled cry-O-block, keeping him
in full consciousness whilst not allowing his body to twitch the
remotest muscle. Then, in order to heighten his prey’s abasement,
Batman marked the frozen Superman as his own property and put
him on public display! Oh, the humiliation! Superman’s blood must
be boiling in there. Wouldn’t be surprised if the old racoon even
spiked the cry-O-block with a trace of cryptonite.
Meanwhile, Jabba the Hutt has charged Batman with copyright infringement, and will see him in superior court. Ha ha ha, chooba nikta Batman.
its superman. superhero identity fail
Y’all…I think that was his point.
Thanks Tom. At least ONE got the joke.
FIRST!!!!!!
That’s a superman win… He pwnd batman out of his box and took his place…
Not first.
win!
Impostor got trapped in transparent PVC cage:-)
The package to the right too…there’s a big spiderman symbol…characteristic with its bat shape and superman “S”
Superman, It’s Super Man, get your super heroes straight!
That’s what the Kid said: “Spiderman”!
I liked the ones with Clark Parker and Peter Kent…
Daaker, I was waiting to sell it to you. That’s why I didn’t post it on ebay… The true aficionados stays aways from the ebays. You know where to reach me if you want to buy one.
ENG, I couldn’t hate you more if you were my own child. Shut up. Shut up. Shut. Up.
Hating childishness — you’re doing it.
right.
Not so good, akshually.
Just teasing, ENG.
Or is I?
good one
You see, it’s funny.
Because batman wears his red underpants OVER his suit!!~!
Red fish, blue fish, underpants, over suit.
And with a belt. Why did he wear a belt with his underwear over his tights?
ohohoh- better question: why was the hipster really bad at karate?
(because he/she couldn’t get past the white belt!?!? )
hehe
hahahaha.. yes!!
If I wouldn’t count you 8.. first!
FAIL ~desu.
Atomsu ka?
looks like batman got 1-up’d
must’ve eaten a mushroom
anybody else notice the other failage? the toy to the right has a superman symbol inside a batman symbol
no, cause there was no other failage, you failage reporter failure.
then what is the other failage that i failed as a failure to report as a fail, if it’s not a fail?
That’s actually representative of the series, Superman/Batman, as depicted by the Superman symbol inside the Batman symbol. We comic book afficionados recognize it, and no snarkiness will be issued for your lack of comic book knowledge.
Unless, of course, you instigate it, then I will launch a full-on, geek-ridden maelstrom of burns. Your call
i love my comics, but never paid much attention to them. im more x men, and anything by Neil Gaiman, his are the best….
X-Men rock as well
But I prefer the Green Lantern stories, they’re like intergalactic policemen.
Haha, wolverine is always a favorite, but nightcrawler is the most interesting Xmen character ive seen. and the civil war series was amazing. green lantern is ok tho… havent read much…
In graphic art Japan, loving comics hentai you.
Loving comics hentai you? You lucky bastard…
Honto desu nee.
wolverine is just hot.. is that just me?
Oh no…NOT just you!
Ya but he leaves hair all over the bed
do you speak from personal experience?
Everytime he comes round my place, we tend to run through
the woods naked and yell at the moon a bit before we make
love in the wild. He’s much more in his element then. Kinda
gets him going, see. And keeps all that hair out of the bed.
Grendel is a state of mind.
in the third installment the Riddler catches both Batman and Superman and forces them to have an illigitimate love child
Please tell me you’re kidding. If not, Batman is totally tops, in that freaky little love fest.
Batman and Superman? Robin will throw a hissy fit when he finds out. Especially if Batman’s the one who got the sex change so said illegitimate child could be born =D
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you fail. gtfo.
in more ways than one
sorry you fail. gtfo.
and there goes my chance to solidify my name on failblog, lol
you’ve long lost that chance
I guess it doesn’t matter either way. I’m an attractive girl, so I’m set.
you play sims too?!?!
The attractive girl part is set off by being a participant on Failblog. haha. and more so for trying to solidify a name.
introduction fail? haha
Really? Usually it’s the girls who think they are attractive that are downright appalling.
damn.. self confidence FAIL
this isn’t fair all an attractive woman has to do to get any job she wants is turn up to the interview in a short skirt and tight topbut if a man dresses like this no matter how smart or hard-working he is he will NEVER get any job
A man in a short skirt and a tight top? I’d give you a job.
I bet there’s a certain kind you like giving, too.
LOLOLOL, he means a BLOWjob people, haha!!~!
*nabs nwabby by the ear*
You can just sit yourself at the kids’ table, young man, until you understand that you are not the smartest one in the room. Now go.
BLOWJOB?!?! Man, it really would’ve been funny if I had meant that.
Please. Just apply for a government job. Even the fattest and hairiest of men can show up in their shortest skirt and tightest topbut and still get hired. If not, then you’ve got yourself a discrimination lawsuit win.
Damn. My topbut is at the cleaners. I guess I won’t be applying for any jobs today.
you can borrow one of mine if you like! I have a few.. i just cannot resist when sequins are involved!
Oooh! Shiny!
Disturbing beyond all reason.
even though dragonwriter’s a girl?
Chippendales? Move to Vegas
Pics or it didn’t happen.
In Soviet Russia, as in most places, attractive girl has chance to solidify me.
in imperial Russia atractive women shat on democracy and communism
erection win?
It’s a superman win… he powned batman out of his box and took his place ^^
I think that Batman and Superman are the same person – just a guy suffering from multiple personality disorder
counterfeitfail
Who is the Batman???
Bruce Willis
I am certain its only Wonder Woman in disguise…
lol you never know
Nah, it’s Isis.
Ouuups
Personally never liked superman. such an overpowered and inconsistent character. wicked lame. personally i always found it funny that his nickname is the man of steel. and guess who superman shares this with? Josef Stalin! haha.
I think you’re onto something there.
think about it, when did superman come out? communism scares? the all around “American hero”? I sense a conspiracy!!!
AND we all know that it was really Doomsday who destroyed Soviet Russia and paved the way for all those ridiculous FAIL Blog jokes. Plus, after Doomsday was done we got all those crappy imitation supermen/eastern bloc countries …
But Superman came out in the 30’s and was (def) used for WWII propaganda.
I think you’re on something there.
ha- not sure if he worked for a paper.. but stalin did start out in an office job.. until he stumbled across a phone booth… oooh SuperStalin! here to kill.. i mean save everyone!
You DO know that they made a communist superman right?
You DO know they made a communist superman right? Instead of blue and red he was red and black and had the hammer and sickle on his chest, instead of the S.
I may have seen it, as i said, never followed him much. Captain America was by far a better national hero type than superman. but hes dead now
and stupid bucky is sort of taking over as a goofy new version. no one likes bucky anyway, so just should have left it alone.
I think it’s deception WIN
I always knew that all the superheroes were secretly one guy.
its actually mystique.
WIN
I’m guessing the design department designed these with facts they overheard in a pub.
now if it had Spiderpig in the package, wow……
the best bit of the simpsons movie was when spiderpig died
i HATE spiderpig
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spiderpig died?????
Ceiling cat would no longer tolerate his dirty feet.
but basement cat would have let him stay, if he could have gotten down there
yeah coz he was in simpson house when it fell down.
The Spectacular Peter Porker a.k.a. Spider-Ham <—real comic (I’m not lying.)
Sadly enough, he’s not. Such a retarded comic. *shakes head*
well, battle pope was a rediculous idea too, but still a great comic. perverted, muscled up pope fighting demons= amazing, he would kick Spider Hams ass…
He’d have to. The Jews won’t touch him.
I think they just wouldn’t let in an action figure representing a superhero whose acolyte real name is “Dick”.
And really, how would they package the bonus bat-butter for crazy bat-nights in the bat-cave with Bruce and Dick ?
I love the logo on the right!
Is it a bat-WIN or a super-FAIL ?
no it’s lame-fail
well
did you know that superman actually works for batman?
which i found quite funny as superman is actually a superior super hero (which in my opinion makes him a little bit boring)
because bruce wayne (batman) owns the daily planet which clark kent (superman) works at
i didn’t think batman was actually a superhero just a bloke who used a load of super-cool technology
Made in China …
Chinese is superior ! Or not …
the chinese government is EVIL … help me to boycott china you can start by not whatching the olympic games … i belive they started about an hour ago
But they’re EVERYWHERE!
They erected a big outdoor screen in my town, so everyone will be forced to watch.
…erected…everyone will be forced…watch…::masturbates::
I never watch the olympics no matter where they’re hosted. Not because of politics, but because I honestly don’t give a fuck.
i’m with you on that..
Third.
fourthed. thats boring stuff. and because of where i live, i met most of the womens field hockey team, and am ten minutes from the olympic training center. still dont give a shit. id rather watch scrubs or law and order ( bout the only things worth watching that arent stand up comedy or educational )
I bought GH3 just to have something else to do instead of watching people who will inevitably be shown to have been using some sort of performance enhancing drug break a record that I couldn’t care less about… well, ok, I enjoy watching the high jump, but that’s it.
Then, too, I’m weird. The only thing I watch during the Winter Olympics is curling.
As to the fail, it’s possible it was a superman fig based on one of those oddball episodes of Batman where Superman shows up for some reason. Hard to say without seeing the whole package.
and just think, the olympics may provide us with more Failblog postings !!!
and exactly how does that harm china?
I could tell you, but it’ll cost you.
That’s right, all the tea.
free Tibet? I’ll take it!
yeah but the banners are made in china
…Now featuring a new skill; the ability to shoot spiderweb from his…
Pfft, any teenage boy can do that.
^_^
Not a complete nerd, I swear, but doesn’t anybody remember the Superman-Batman team up? Look at the other figures packaging in the picture, see the “S” in the Batman logo… so technically it’s not a fail, unless you count the submitters failure to present an actual fail as a fail
Failure submitter fail? The guy failed at presenting a fail lol.
yeah that is my favorite part of jinx’s comment too! accusation win of failure submitter failure!
But it is mint and still in the package. Collector WIN!
It is also mass-produced and in twenty years no one will even care. Collector FAIL.
…and people say that toys DON’T come alive when no-one else is looking… Batman and Superman got caught short before they had a chance to get back into their own packaging. Thats totally what happened.
why would they come to life and through this miracle, not find something better to do than climb in each other’s packaging?
The bat fuzz, for truth, justice, and the American way.
Na na na na na na na na Superman!
COMMENT WIN!!
the best one so far. lol
seriously.. that is sweet hehe
i was going to say that i just wasn’t fast enough so:
is it a bird? is it a plane? no it’s Batman
Nice comment, ‘cept Kid Choronsom did it farther up already.
Whoever found that should keep it protected forever. If the rare toy market is thriving in thirty years this will be worth a butt load.
a butt load?!!…
ok.. that sounds awkward
All the cool kids are doing it.
Don’t you want to be cool?
Killerwit can help you with a buttload, hes ace at fudge packing.
You’re just mad because I won’t pay for your enemas.
you’re gonna be mad cos thats where your percolated coffee goes.
Yeah, once it’s passed through my kidneys.
thats what SHE said!
\o/
butt load = less than a metric butt ton, which is what gas will cost in 30 years, so find a better investment than action figures!
YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!!! good answer!!!!!!
Well… In all honesty, we all know that Batdude is a lot richer than Superguy so technically it’s an advetising win.
Batdude and Superguy. Wow. I can just imagine, LOOK IN THE SKY IT’S SUPERGUY!
Bizarro!
Identity theft WIN!
Batman forgot to shred his credit card offers. See that is why you have to be more careful in this day and age.. as compared to the trusting community of Gotham City?!?!
It’s Batman going to costume party dressed as Superman.
Fake Fail!
Totally looks like somebody took the Superman out of the box on the right, and put it in the Batman box on the left. You could easily open up that little plastic box and then close it again to take a picture.
“what do you want BatmanTM for?, wouldn’t you rather have The ThingTM?”
“but only BatmanTM will fit in my BatmobileTM”
“The ThingTM will fit!! Ghruuugh Ghruuugh!!!”
“waaaaghTM”
(The TM Thing)™
To the right there is a bat shaped thing with a S on it.
Double fail!
this has been gone over already, and that is a perfectly legit symbol
Bruce Kent!!!!!
Did you just identify a secret??
Failure fail.
Wow. Even Superman can’t get over how much more awesome Batman is.
Well… it could have been a recreation from Frank Millers “The Dark Knight Returns”, where Batman returns from retierment more brutal than ever. In the end he actually fights Superman (who’s hired by the state) and probably beats him.
But the theory fails, since Frank Miller isn’t mewntioned on the box and because of the huge Bat with a “S” in the bottom-right corner.
(Why do I feel so nerdy all of a sudden?)
(Why would you ask that question is such a nerdy way?)
failure to see that it really doesn’t matter? oh, and good eye fuzz.
not reading through 215 comments now but i would not go as far as calling it fail. but deffinately fucking funny at first glance
its probably from a two dollar shop. i’ve seem many toys in the wrong packages before.
Gotta love those knockoffs from china and other shady places througout the pacific rim.
uFail.
thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf.
is that jason voorhees in the background?!
(the guy with the hockey mask)
HAHAHAHA!
lol all-new Identity Theft Batman…
This is win. Now the bad guys show up all confident just thrusting some Cryptonite in his face. He’ll catch them off guard and BOOM: win.
look waaaay down in the corner. Yep, it says Super man but it’s bat man. And the Bat man has Superman. ???wtf???