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  1. mleh says:

    they all look alike, anyway.

  2. Al Gore says:

    It’s the super batman… first..

  3. dakker says:

    surprised it wasnt snatched up and sold on ebay as an ultra rare OOP comicon edition…

  4. ENG says:

    Hah! They’re arch-rivals, you know.

    This is like a hypothetical “K-State Fail” – KU merchandise in a K-State-themed store (like our bookstores.)

    (K-State: Kansas State University; KU: Kansas University, our longtime arch-rivals.)

    And even though I’m first, I don’t think being first is worthy of a medal so why do you cheer if you’re first???

  5. Kid Choronsom says:

    na na na na na na na na SUPER MAN!!

  6. flo says:

    America, still sleeping? :)

    Errr, first? :)

    Nice one.

  7. Kid Choronsom says:

    Can’t believe they put a spider-man figure in a batman box…

    • Dragonwriter says:

      Batman has a box??

      That must make him a myth.

    • poof says:

      I see no spiderman, you know spiderman does not even come from the same comic company.

      • Seward says:

        Apparently, you’ve never read a Marvel/DC crossover issue. In this particular one, Peter Parker and Clark Kent accidentally grabbed each other’s costumes in the dark. Hilarity ensued, and there was much Film At Eleven.

        • C CC says:

          nerd win

        • turkishpeeper says:

          brave new world win?

          • Seward says:

            No, no, no Soma. Or decanting. Or even Malthusian Belts. And definitely no blue-eyed Savages to conveniently commit suicide after being defiled in epic fashion. Not even my cat, whom I named Aldous Huxley, mostly because his brother was named Thomas Henry Huxley.

            Nerd win, indeed.

        • LeftBrain says:

          Clearly, what has happened is that Batman trapped his archrival
          Superman in some sort of new-fangled cry-O-block, keeping him
          in full consciousness whilst not allowing his body to twitch the
          remotest muscle. Then, in order to heighten his prey’s abasement,
          Batman marked the frozen Superman as his own property and put
          him on public display! Oh, the humiliation! Superman’s blood must
          be boiling in there. Wouldn’t be surprised if the old racoon even
          spiked the cry-O-block with a trace of cryptonite.

          • Seward says:

            Meanwhile, Jabba the Hutt has charged Batman with copyright infringement, and will see him in superior court. Ha ha ha, chooba nikta Batman.

    • pheebz says:

      its superman. superhero identity fail

  8. dark_knight says:

    FIRST!!!!!!

  9. its me says:

    That’s a superman win… He pwnd batman out of his box and took his place…

  10. thedark-knight says:

    Not first.

  11. KRIS says:

    Impostor got trapped in transparent PVC cage:-)

  12. Kid Choronsom says:

    The package to the right too…there’s a big spiderman symbol…characteristic with its bat shape and superman “S”

  13. gus_webb says:

    Daaker, I was waiting to sell it to you. That’s why I didn’t post it on ebay… The true aficionados stays aways from the ebays. You know where to reach me if you want to buy one.
    ENG, I couldn’t hate you more if you were my own child. Shut up. Shut up. Shut. Up.

  14. gus_webb says:

    Just teasing, ENG.

    Or is I?

  15. ninjaphysics says:

    good one

  16. tehman says:

    If I wouldn’t count you 8.. first!

  17. Atomsk says:

    FAIL ~desu.

  18. ninjaphysics says:

    looks like batman got 1-up’d

  19. nucking futs says:

    anybody else notice the other failage? the toy to the right has a superman symbol inside a batman symbol

    • nucking futs says:

      then what is the other failage that i failed as a failure to report as a fail, if it’s not a fail?

    • johnnyboy says:

      That’s actually representative of the series, Superman/Batman, as depicted by the Superman symbol inside the Batman symbol. We comic book afficionados recognize it, and no snarkiness will be issued for your lack of comic book knowledge.
      Unless, of course, you instigate it, then I will launch a full-on, geek-ridden maelstrom of burns. Your call :)

    • drysluckyseven says:

      in the third installment the Riddler catches both Batman and Superman and forces them to have an illigitimate love child

      • jluve82 says:

        Please tell me you’re kidding. If not, Batman is totally tops, in that freaky little love fest.

        • Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan says:

          Batman and Superman? Robin will throw a hissy fit when he finds out. Especially if Batman’s the one who got the sex change so said illegitimate child could be born =D

  20. cacapeepee says:

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. ninjaphysics says:

    sorry you fail. gtfo.

  22. ninjaphysics says:

    and there goes my chance to solidify my name on failblog, lol

  23. its me says:

    It’s a superman win… he powned batman out of his box and took his place ^^

  24. wan hung lo says:

    I think that Batman and Superman are the same person – just a guy suffering from multiple personality disorder

  25. jewru says:

    counterfeitfail

  26. BatGirl says:

    Who is the Batman???

  27. Guru says:

    I am certain its only Wonder Woman in disguise…

  28. Mr. X says:

    Ouuups

  29. Adoni says:

    Personally never liked superman. such an overpowered and inconsistent character. wicked lame. personally i always found it funny that his nickname is the man of steel. and guess who superman shares this with? Josef Stalin! haha.

    • Wolfie says:

      I think you’re onto something there.

      • Adoni says:

        think about it, when did superman come out? communism scares? the all around “American hero”? I sense a conspiracy!!!

        • Wasabi says:

          AND we all know that it was really Doomsday who destroyed Soviet Russia and paved the way for all those ridiculous FAIL Blog jokes. Plus, after Doomsday was done we got all those crappy imitation supermen/eastern bloc countries …

        • poof says:

          But Superman came out in the 30’s and was (def) used for WWII propaganda.

    • RogueThree says:

      I think you’re on something there.

    • MyMalady says:

      ha- not sure if he worked for a paper.. but stalin did start out in an office job.. until he stumbled across a phone booth… oooh SuperStalin! here to kill.. i mean save everyone!

      • DarkSyde says:

        You DO know that they made a communist superman right?

      • DarkSyde says:

        You DO know they made a communist superman right? Instead of blue and red he was red and black and had the hammer and sickle on his chest, instead of the S.

        • Adoni says:

          I may have seen it, as i said, never followed him much. Captain America was by far a better national hero type than superman. but hes dead now :( and stupid bucky is sort of taking over as a goofy new version. no one likes bucky anyway, so just should have left it alone.

  30. someone says:

    I think it’s deception WIN

  31. Wolfie says:

    I always knew that all the superheroes were secretly one guy.

  32. Roo says:

    I’m guessing the design department designed these with facts they overheard in a pub.

    now if it had Spiderpig in the package, wow……

  33. MrDan says:

    I think they just wouldn’t let in an action figure representing a superhero whose acolyte real name is “Dick”.

    And really, how would they package the bonus bat-butter for crazy bat-nights in the bat-cave with Bruce and Dick ?

  34. Laura says:

    I love the logo on the right!

  35. thedark-knight says:

    Is it a bat-WIN or a super-FAIL ?

  36. brendan says:

    well
    did you know that superman actually works for batman?
    which i found quite funny as superman is actually a superior super hero (which in my opinion makes him a little bit boring)

    because bruce wayne (batman) owns the daily planet which clark kent (superman) works at

  37. konal says:

    Made in China …

    Chinese is superior ! Or not …

    • dolt says:

      the chinese government is EVIL … help me to boycott china you can start by not whatching the olympic games … i belive they started about an hour ago

      • V123 says:

        But they’re EVERYWHERE!

      • Fahzbehn says:

        I bought GH3 just to have something else to do instead of watching people who will inevitably be shown to have been using some sort of performance enhancing drug break a record that I couldn’t care less about… well, ok, I enjoy watching the high jump, but that’s it.

        Then, too, I’m weird. The only thing I watch during the Winter Olympics is curling.

        As to the fail, it’s possible it was a superman fig based on one of those oddball episodes of Batman where Superman shows up for some reason. Hard to say without seeing the whole package.

      • aaaaanon says:

        and exactly how does that harm china?

      • MyMalady says:

        i’m with you on that..

        • DarkSyde says:

          Third.

          • Adoni says:

            fourthed. thats boring stuff. and because of where i live, i met most of the womens field hockey team, and am ten minutes from the olympic training center. still dont give a shit. id rather watch scrubs or law and order ( bout the only things worth watching that arent stand up comedy or educational )

  38. Humility says:

    …Now featuring a new skill; the ability to shoot spiderweb from his…

  39. jinx says:

    Not a complete nerd, I swear, but doesn’t anybody remember the Superman-Batman team up? Look at the other figures packaging in the picture, see the “S” in the Batman logo… so technically it’s not a fail, unless you count the submitters failure to present an actual fail as a fail

  40. beef says:

    But it is mint and still in the package. Collector WIN!

    • Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan says:

      It is also mass-produced and in twenty years no one will even care. Collector FAIL.

  41. stfu says:

    …and people say that toys DON’T come alive when no-one else is looking… Batman and Superman got caught short before they had a chance to get back into their own packaging. Thats totally what happened.

    • Adoni says:

      why would they come to life and through this miracle, not find something better to do than climb in each other’s packaging?

  42. fuzz on the concept says:

    The bat fuzz, for truth, justice, and the American way.

  43. RogueThree says:

    Na na na na na na na na Superman!

  44. Turk says:

    Whoever found that should keep it protected forever. If the rare toy market is thriving in thirty years this will be worth a butt load.

  45. shoobeydoobey says:

    Well… In all honesty, we all know that Batdude is a lot richer than Superguy so technically it’s an advetising win.

  46. Killerwit says:

    Bizarro!

  47. Clam says:

    Identity theft WIN!

    • MyMalady says:

      Batman forgot to shred his credit card offers. See that is why you have to be more careful in this day and age.. as compared to the trusting community of Gotham City?!?!

  48. cabbage says:

    It’s Batman going to costume party dressed as Superman.

  49. MyMalady says:

    yeah that is my favorite part of jinx’s comment too! accusation win of failure submitter failure!

  50. RichYou says:

    Fake Fail!

    Totally looks like somebody took the Superman out of the box on the right, and put it in the Batman box on the left. You could easily open up that little plastic box and then close it again to take a picture.

  51. dolt says:

    “what do you want BatmanTM for?, wouldn’t you rather have The ThingTM?”
    “but only BatmanTM will fit in my BatmobileTM”
    “The ThingTM will fit!! Ghruuugh Ghruuugh!!!”
    “waaaaghTM”

  52. Lani020 says:

    To the right there is a bat shaped thing with a S on it.
    Double fail!

  53. Agnus says:

    Bruce Kent!!!!!

  54. Clevo says:

    Failure fail.

  55. Josh says:

    Wow. Even Superman can’t get over how much more awesome Batman is.

  56. Blaanam says:

    Well… it could have been a recreation from Frank Millers “The Dark Knight Returns”, where Batman returns from retierment more brutal than ever. In the end he actually fights Superman (who’s hired by the state) and probably beats him.
    But the theory fails, since Frank Miller isn’t mewntioned on the box and because of the huge Bat with a “S” in the bottom-right corner.

    (Why do I feel so nerdy all of a sudden?)

  57. howiee says:

    its probably from a two dollar shop. i’ve seem many toys in the wrong packages before.

  58. blinkingbythel says:

    Gotta love those knockoffs from china and other shady places througout the pacific rim.

  59. hotfuzz459 says:

    thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. horror obsessed says:

    wtf.
    is that jason voorhees in the background?!
    (the guy with the hockey mask)

  61. eddie says:

    HAHAHAHA!

  62. artvandelay says:

    lol all-new Identity Theft Batman…

  63. Boyah says:

    This is win. Now the bad guys show up all confident just thrusting some Cryptonite in his face. He’ll catch them off guard and BOOM: win.

  64. mint says:

    look waaaay down in the corner. Yep, it says Super man but it’s bat man. And the Bat man has Superman. ???wtf???

  65. derek says:

    look, jason voorhees is in the background

  66. The Failer says:

    Mommy, Why Is Batmans Mask Off? And Why Is He Wearing Red And Blue?

  67. blub says:

    I Loooooove the batman syble with the superman sybie inside it. (Sorry bad spelling i suck at spelling and i’m 16 who needs to spell O.o’.)

  68. wow says:

    how much comments :D nice

  69. watafail89 says:

    double fail theres a batman bat with a superman sign on the right

  70. bob says:

    lol i got scared cause i saw jason at the back of the shelf

  71. meepymoof says:

    I SEE JASON!!!!!!!

    Hah, Batman pwns Superman any day.

  72. Martikus says:

    this is a just a super fail.


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