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  1. Disturbance says:

    i guess you have to suck it to get fluids ><

  2. johnnyboy says:

    Wow…little boy DO have big toys!!!

  3. johnnyboy says:

    And that look on his face…like “It ain’t gonna suck itself, you know?”

    LOL

  4. 1337 says:

    5th comment!

  5. Lol says:

    He looks happy.

  6. ddd says:

    Oh my god!

    just imagine, a mother sees her daughter suck

  7. K says:

    Nah, he looks surprised. And he’s sort of blushing. I think this is the first time he has been defiled thusly… But it won’t be the last.

  8. Fail too for the poor English: “Few Sugar”…

  9. Not fail says:

    I don’t think as much a straw fail as a very disturbed individual fail… It has the hole for the straw at the boys feet. So… penile implant?

  10. Nwabby says:

    Haha, looky! Haha, penis!

  11. HavUTheenMaWeena says:

    Graphic Design Leader – FAIL!

  12. AnnieC says:

    Nope, Me thinks the “hole” you see at his feet is actually just a bubble. So, the straw goes wherever you like. Guess we know what this person likes? Wanna guess if it’s a guy or a girl? LOL

    • aaaaanon says:

      *the straw goes wherever you like*? what is the top made out of, plastic wrap?

    • karenh831 says:

      agreed that the straw goes wherever the sucker sticks it, and WIN on the comment overall, funniest one I read on here so far.

  13. Oscar says:

    well, this looks like a win to me. For the boy

  14. AnnieC says:

    Ok, this is definitley the drink I would order for my child! LOL – Do you think this is a “kiddie” type restaurant, or just one for Child Predators? Ugh

  15. Dont worry, the pink part didnt touch you..

  16. Red_Nex says:

    I want “FEW SUGAR” in my drink plz !

  17. Wolfie says:

    Well.

    I’d suck it.

  18. Bob Sacamano says:

    If you blow into the tip, you make bubbles – just like on a real human!

  19. Adoni says:

    I actually think the look on the little dog’s face is creepier….

  20. justam says:

    semen content:
    .Few sugar
    .no sugar
    .few ice
    .no ice

    hmm… contradiction no?

  21. Uhtred of Bebbanburg says:

    Drink that should be in this cup: Pina Colada.

  22. Captain Obvious says:

    I think it’s a win on the ice choices – who doesn’t want few ice?

  23. fepic ail says:

    i think this is some kind of bubble tea, no? anyway, i’m getting slightly bored with the phallic fails… still funny though.

    • MyMalady says:

      oh yeah, how appropriate.. the yogurt drinks with the [blue?] balls at the bottom? Surprise!! [choke, gag]

  24. Killerwit says:

    “Trust me, baby. This’ll cure your brainfreeze.”

  25. NO IQ says:

    I LOLd

  26. Halcyon says:

    Notice the beverage is nearly gone. Attention to detail FAIL! Sly Little Boner Boy WIN!

  27. Dipp says:

    Oh Japan!
    You always manage to find ways to fulfill pedo’s dreams

    :)

  28. AnonIMouse says:

    sad fail

  29. Uhtred of Bebbanburg says:

    “Drink this!”, he ejaculated.

  30. gomer says:

    It’s pinnoci-ho

  31. Trainwreck Chaser says:

    DAMNIT JAPAN….or ASIA since I can’t tell the language.

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      I canna’ see any kana,
      so I’m betting the china

    • BGurl says:

      I believe it is, in fact, bubble tea, which is popular throughout Asia. There’s an interesting wikipedia article about it.

      I first became acquainted with it through a little animation by JohnSu on Deviant Art. Here’s an exercise in self-control. Search “Boba Duck” and try not to imagine this particular lid in the animation. :o \

  32. Clam says:

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

  33. swingline405 says:

    The straw looks like his penis omg

  34. jaws says:

    Pink stick ;) WIN!!

  35. C&C Maniac says:

    z0MG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!1111!!!!11oneoneone!!1

  36. Vernunft says:

    Grammar fail too.

  37. WilliamCA says:

    WTF is up with the japanese? Does everything they sell to children have to have some kinda of sexual connotation to it?

    WilliamCA

  38. Sarah says:

    ROTFL I’ve had those drinks before and they’re usually girls, not guys. LOL This one was funny…I loved it.

  39. Christian says:

    Awww…that look on his face reminds me of my catholic school boy days…why don’t you love me, Father Mullaley???

  40. Voluntary says:

    Actually while the straw is failing, it looks like the boy is epic winning. He is clearly well endowed.

  41. SnapDragon says:

    I Don’t really think this is a fail!
    I think it’s pretty awesome!

  42. ConFailed says:

    Doesnt the dog look like a baby?…

  43. coloradosun says:

    LMAO
    Nice work Bubble tea…

  44. pedobear says:

    when michael jackson takes over macdonalds…

  45. False says:

    No comment.

  46. artvandelay says:

    mmmm… i want milk tea flavour please….

  47. Paul says:

    The question is, why did you choose to put the straw there?

  48. sally says:

    and the straw is red too! double fail! haha

  49. demonpudding says:

    well, the puppy is cute! ahah



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