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Disturbance

i guess you have to suck it to get fluids ><

HSLD

DUPLICATE FAIL!

FAILBLOG FAIL!!!!!

Get new content! Becoming boring!!!

Error

Move along. Nothing to see here.

HavUTheenMaWeena

Burgundy reference - SCORE!!

 
 
K

I really think people are just browsing the “vote” pages and then getting confused when the picture is actually posted on the main page…

Oripapa

I saw these last year when we went over to the east coast. You gotta give credit for the effort of world population reduction by subliminal message installation in children.

K

You mean you were there???
So was I!!! So was I!!!

Oripapa

So you already started the “I was there” thing?
I thought it would be funny.

Novel idea fail for Oripapa.

 
Error

I was there too, if by there you mean the East Coast. When you live there you don’t really have a choice. -_-

 
 
 
 
 
 
Oripapa

You, my friend, on the other hand are becoming more and more interesting based on the many wonderful ways in which you manage to express of every latest entry on FAIL Blog, that it is a duplicate. Are you trying to become immportal by making a mark on a blog, and get your lines to reach the popularity of “Soviet Russia”, “Photoshop” and “First”?
I am sad to let you know that YOU FAIL.

 
 
PokedrawerZ

You forgot “Bend Over”.

 
 
 
Athanar

This hasn’t been on FailBlog before.

Duplicate-calling fail.

 
 
Addict

you know this might not be a fail, but a win for the kid on the juice box….

LeftBrain

It might also be a win for the consumer. Only in Japan, though. And Belgium, of course.

 
 
 
johnnyboy

Wow…little boy DO have big toys!!!

johnnyboy

err, add an “s” to the end of boy, whydoncha?

fuzz on the concept

i ain’t gonna touch that *s*

Oripapa

You do well to be cautious with little boy’s “s”-es… there are laws against that. Johnnyboy, you should also be careful with your demands!

 
 
 
 
johnnyboy

And that look on his face…like “It ain’t gonna suck itself, you know?”

LOL

johnnyboy

Kindly remove your behind from my penis so that I may easier access to cup, please :)

fuzz on the concept

I ain’t gonna touch the end of johnnyboy.

Vagabond

I have the urge to replace the straw with a bendy straw ><

fuzz on the concept

that would be twisted

 
 
 
 
 
 
K

I guess the dog hasn’t been humping him enough, lately.

aNdre-W

lmao! reference to humping dog fail video WIN!!!

Nwabby

or… a reference to humping dog fail video fail.

K

Wait… Do you mean a reference to humping dog fail video fail win? Because that might be redundant!

Killerwit

Yeah, that might be redundant!

K

Comment carefully, for am scrutinizing each and every one to make sure that they contain killer wit. This one passes. By a hair.

K

And if you were scrutinzing MY comments, you noticed that the previous one omitted the first person singular pronoun.

Killerwit

You need an I-patch. <—–FAIL

Lilly

Maybe it’s an oxymoron.

Killerwit

You’re half-right.

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fuzz on the concept

iKiller — the Apple of my, um, puter patches

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dragonwriter

Hey, that’s one of my favorite bands!

fuzz on the concept

lol … you get out too much,
should play more Pokey mon … coeur
(and no, you did NOT just see me call you my bitch)

Dragonwriter

I didn’t see what you just did there.

 
aaaaanon

He did not see what you just did there.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
bonocat

what male wouldn’t be, really?

Nwabby

Yes, the outlook of little girls and boys sucking my proportionally large straw always turns me on.

Art Vandalay

……..I’m sorry, what was that?

aaaaanon

Do you have problems seeing? He very subtly said he was a pedophile.

 
fuzz on the concept

… who enjoys sucking.

Dragonwriter

…and has no concept of proportional anatomy.

fuzz on the concept

yeah, that outlook ‘pears to entail a rather thin perspective

 
aaaaanon

he did say “proportionally large straw”

Dragonwriter

Exactly. And I do believe he meant “disproportionally
large straw”.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ddd

Oh my god!

just imagine, a mother sees her daughter suck

Killerwit

“Honey, you’re doing that all wrong. Spit on it first.”
“Thanks, Mom!”
I wish I hadn’t imagine that.

 
Killerwit

“Honey, you’re doing it wrong. Spit on it first.”
“Thanks, Mom!”
I wish I hadn’t imagined that.

 
 
 
K

Nah, he looks surprised. And he’s sort of blushing. I think this is the first time he has been defiled thusly… But it won’t be the last.