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i guess you have to suck it to get fluids ><
DUPLICATE FAIL!
FAILBLOG FAIL!!!!!
Get new content! Becoming boring!!!
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Burgundy reference – SCORE!!
that’s not a reference to anything. it’s an old expression.
but the suk fluid comment wasn’t
*masturbates*
I really think people are just browsing the “vote” pages and then getting confused when the picture is actually posted on the main page…
I saw these last year when we went over to the east coast. You gotta give credit for the effort of world population reduction by subliminal message installation in children.
You mean you were there???
So was I!!! So was I!!!
So you already started the “I was there” thing?
I thought it would be funny.
Novel idea fail for Oripapa.
I was there too, if by there you mean the East Coast. When you live there you don’t really have a choice. -_-
i would suck on that
So you’re a pedophile?
Unless he meant the whole East Coast. Which I guess is equally disturbing, I guess…..
False! I moved to Canada.
You, my friend, on the other hand are becoming more and more interesting based on the many wonderful ways in which you manage to express of every latest entry on FAIL Blog, that it is a duplicate. Are you trying to become immportal by making a mark on a blog, and get your lines to reach the popularity of “Soviet Russia”, “Photoshop” and “First”?
I am sad to let you know that YOU FAIL.
Full ACK!
Immortal FAIL
failing spree?
You forgot “Bend Over”.
Please do.
All your memes are belong to us !
you’re an idiot.
This hasn’t been on FailBlog before.
Duplicate-calling fail.
you know this might not be a fail, but a win for the kid on the juice box….
It might also be a win for the consumer. Only in Japan, though. And Belgium, of course.
Wow…little boy DO have big toys!!!
err, add an “s” to the end of boy, whydoncha?
i ain’t gonna touch that *s*
You do well to be cautious with little boy’s “s”-es… there are laws against that. Johnnyboy, you should also be careful with your demands!
And that look on his face…like “It ain’t gonna suck itself, you know?”
LOL
so start sucking
Kindly remove your behind from my penis so that I may easier access to cup, please
I ain’t gonna touch the end of johnnyboy.
I have the urge to replace the straw with a bendy straw ><
Why not a crazy straw?
that would be twisted
…
yes, yes it would be.
I guess the dog hasn’t been humping him enough, lately.
lmao! reference to humping dog fail video WIN!!!
or… a reference to humping dog fail video fail.
Wait… Do you mean a reference to humping dog fail video fail win? Because that might be redundant!
Yeah, that might be redundant!
Comment carefully, for am scrutinizing each and every one to make sure that they contain killer wit. This one passes. By a hair.
And if you were scrutinzing MY comments, you noticed that the previous one omitted the first person singular pronoun.
You need an I-patch. <—–FAIL
Maybe it’s an oxymoron.
You’re half-right.
iKiller — the Apple of my, um, puter patches
Head exploded.
Your head a splode.
*masturbates*
EwwToo!
Hey, that’s one of my favorite bands!
lol … you get out too much,
should play more Pokey mon … coeur
(and no, you did NOT just see me call you my bitch)
I didn’t see what you just did there.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
He did not see what you just did there.
5th comment!
Does anyone care?
I mean, seriously…
I don’t care.
He looks happy.
what male wouldn’t be, really?
Yes, the outlook of little girls and boys sucking my proportionally large straw always turns me on.
……..I’m sorry, what was that?
Do you have problems seeing? He very subtly said he was a pedophile.
WIN~!
… who enjoys sucking.
…and has no concept of proportional anatomy.
yeah, that outlook ‘pears to entail a rather thin perspective
he did say “proportionally large straw”
Exactly. And I do believe he meant “disproportionally
large straw”.
aaaanon dis’d anon
technicalities…
you can’t expect everything from the average failblog user
A feetlover!
Sarcasm really is a lost art.
The phrase he used was not and is never sarcasm. It is an expression of disbelief, or a query to repeat what was said.
Apparently common sense is a lost art as well. I was talking about Nwabbay, and your inability to grasp his sarcastic post…
i wasn’t being serious. however, i do agree with you about the part about common sense. you really should find some.
Why? Can’t you find it on your own?
Oh my god!
just imagine, a mother sees her daughter suck
“Honey, you’re doing that all wrong. Spit on it first.”
“Thanks, Mom!”
I wish I hadn’t imagine that.
“Honey, you’re doing it wrong. Spit on it first.”
“Thanks, Mom!”
I wish I hadn’t imagined that.
Sucks both times.
Nah, he looks surprised. And he’s sort of blushing. I think this is the first time he has been defiled thusly… But it won’t be the last.
His arms are folded. His dog is at the ready. I’m breathless to find out what happens. Will he succomb or will he triumph?
suddenly, a succombus appears
Fail too for the poor English: “Few Sugar”…
That was my favorite part.
I don’t think as much a straw fail as a very disturbed individual fail… It has the hole for the straw at the boys feet. So… penile implant?
I think that’s a bubble, yo.
it is a bubble. it’s not centered with the picture, it’s off to the left of his feet.
yeah, someone’s been sloppy
i was giving reasons why it couldn’t be a straw hole.
Not only a disturbed individual fail, but a bad translation fail. You think the peodophile / pedophile (latin, greek, what-the-f*-ever) will request No Sugar or Few Sugar?
I would like my Surprised Little Boner Boy with few sugar and few ice, please.
I’d be surprised if your little boy doesn’t grow up to be a straw man.
Aw. But then he’d get knocked down all the time.
Jus’ donna’ let him knock you up.
Just don’t let gasman persuade you to turn around in Soviet Russia — LIttle Boner Boy might surprise you.
By the way, I’ve been wondering… Does “the concept” refer to your genitals?
I’m gettin’ busy just now, let me get you on your back with that, K?
That’s a bubble, dude. But, yes, I have an implant.
Haha, looky! Haha, penis!
The comedic potential of the image has apparently penetrated Nwabby’s haha.
:dies:
Maturity FAIL!!!!!!!!!
zing!
Graphic Design Leader – FAIL!
Yay. A winky. Mumma, mumma.
Graphic Design Leader – WIN!!! DEFINITELY!!! ; )
Nope, Me thinks the “hole” you see at his feet is actually just a bubble. So, the straw goes wherever you like. Guess we know what this person likes? Wanna guess if it’s a guy or a girl? LOL
*the straw goes wherever you like*? what is the top made out of, plastic wrap?
agreed that the straw goes wherever the sucker sticks it, and WIN on the comment overall, funniest one I read on here so far.
well, this looks like a win to me. For the boy
Ok, this is definitley the drink I would order for my child! LOL – Do you think this is a “kiddie” type restaurant, or just one for Child Predators? Ugh
Dont worry, the pink part didnt touch you..
I want “FEW SUGAR” in my drink plz !
Well.
I’d suck it.
Outing yourself – WIN!
could be a girl, you know
A girl?!?
On the internet?!?!?!?!
::masturbates::
that’s only funny when it doesn’t make sense.
If you blow into the tip, you make bubbles – just like on a real human!
O.o
0.O
o.0
O-O-O – Check.
i’m going to take a guess here and say that those are a bit lower than your eyes, correct?
Make me feel fine.
OpenOffice ?
I do not want urethra bubbles, thanks.
I actually think the look on the little dog’s face is creepier….
He’s about to see his wildest dreams come true!
by a hair of what bit him
“Are you playing Wii?” his little face begs.
you have a killer wii wit
Just a Wii bit. *can’t look at self in mirror*
You bit his Wii and can’t look at yourself in the mirror?
VAMPIRE!!
I did NOT see that!
VAMP!!
Err, I have something to confess. I bought a Wii and it’s smaller than I thought. I have a small Wii.
My Wii is broken…
*claps hand over mouth*
FFNNRRKKKK!!
…*ahem*…I’m so very sorry to hear that.
semen content:
.Few sugar
.no sugar
.few ice
.no ice
hmm… contradiction no?
Drink that should be in this cup: Pina Colada.
or condensed milk.
Sick.
(AHAHAHA.)
Could be worse … >> … could be lemonaid
you mean salty lemon juice, right?
salty ball juice, actually
you didn’t look closely at that one, did you?
didn’t look closely at what? it was a reference to a previous fail that actually fits quite well here.
but salty lemon juice was on the menu right below salty ball juice.
or tamarin juice
Salty Ball Juice, THAT’S what should be in the cup.
Previous failblog fail WIN
I think it’s a win on the ice choices – who doesn’t want few ice?
Not to mention few sugar, for those diabetics who have not already succumbed to the 5 for $1 frosty deal…
ha, you said cum.
before that there was a suc …
then back to bed
:dies a little more:
Just how many lives does a dragon have ?
NICE.
Another nice previous fail thread ref. WIN!
Also: only people whose usernames begin with “K” can reply. HA.
Sweeeeeet.
Thatz Krazy.
Replying.
how’d you manage to change your name? failblog eats any of my posts that have a different name
It’s also discrimination against A-J and L-Z people. But hey, I’m not complaining.
what about the Fuz-Z people?
I dont like all these Ks in a row… haha
Nice! I’m in…
That’s what he said!
Oh yeah? Well you’re an alphabetist!
Alphabetist…
What an alphabetist…
Sorry about the repetition. For some reason, none of the posts were appearing so I kept trying. Now they all suddenly decided to appear. FailBlog comment board FAIL!
tips on the art of name delay –
when a new user name gets, um, used, the system takes a while to ponder it
This comment is a repeat! OMFGRAWRTHISSUCKSNOW! *takes the HSLD mask off*
hahahhahhahahhahhahahhah
…
i replied
Get a rope.
It’s a KKK lynching!
Freaking great response.
racist
K? <—-bad Spanish
why, do you need hanging?
No, I’m already well hung.
and a double-half deathly wit
=> full dependable win
See, THESE are the awesome responses that I expect from you. Great work!
… even though it made absolutely no sense in context. i don’t see how it’s funny if he started talking about something completely different.
(no, not a man with three buttocks.)
These, in contrast, are the meaningless responses devoid of a basic grasp of humor that I have come to expect from you.
OMG, just look at what the katydid
and now for something completely the same …
Following that, people with ‘L’ of course.
K-Time is over, dude! HA.
i think this is some kind of bubble tea, no? anyway, i’m getting slightly bored with the phallic fails… still funny though.
oh yeah, how appropriate.. the yogurt drinks with the [blue?] balls at the bottom? Surprise!! [choke, gag]
“Trust me, baby. This’ll cure your brainfreeze.”
..and it just might give you a sore throat
It’s alright, the liquid centre will cure that sore throat!
so it’s kinda like a sickness-cure Fail/Win?
AWESOME!
I LOLd
I giggled.
i masturbated. twice.
i think you’re doing it wrong
Notice the beverage is nearly gone. Attention to detail FAIL! Sly Little Boner Boy WIN!
Oh Japan!
You always manage to find ways to fulfill pedo’s dreams
sad fail
…and that makes me a saaaaad panda….
pandemoanium
:falls down completely dead:
*thought she was just mostly dead*
she ‘pears to need a miracle every day
Pssst…I was using the Renaissance definition (read: euphemism) of
the word “death”…
OHHOHO … just a little death!! That pleases me too!
That was a sweet touch when you gave your euphemism to me!
“Drink this!”, he ejaculated.
BIG double entendre.
DVDA anyone?
that’s not subtle enough to have separate meanings.
It’s pinnoci-ho
That was just….. awful.
especially since it was the nose with Pinocchio.
DAMNIT JAPAN….or ASIA since I can’t tell the language.
I canna’ see any kana,
so I’m betting the china
I believe it is, in fact, bubble tea, which is popular throughout Asia. There’s an interesting wikipedia article about it.
I first became acquainted with it through a little animation by JohnSu on Deviant Art. Here’s an exercise in self-control. Search “Boba Duck” and try not to imagine this particular lid in the animation.
\
Boba-Duck ? was not aware Boba Fett had pets….
ooh, I just pictured him with a duck on his shoulder….
…pretty sinister mental image.
thats friggin funny..
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Damn. Your’s is better than mine.
Damn right, your’s better than mine. Can you teach me?
I could, but I’d have to charge.
We are so gay.
clam’s baked
(maybe clamkkake’d too)
The straw looks like his penis omg
No duh -_-
But LOL the funniest thing is that I’ve gotten boba with that same exact design!
Rarest Star Wars action figure EVER.
savor the saber!
Stating the obvious fail.
actually, stating the obvious and knowing it WIN
Wooo! Thank you! Now I can talk to the cool guys here after you explained it to me!
You’re welcome!
Pink stick
WIN!!
z0MG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!1111!!!!11oneoneone!!1
That’ll be a -29.99 to your score for calling photshopped. You win at being a loser.
The failblog fairies just added -29.99 to your score for calling PS’ed unnecessarily.
Grammar fail too.
WTF is up with the japanese? Does everything they sell to children have to have some kinda of sexual connotation to it?
WilliamCA
yes.
ROTFL I’ve had those drinks before and they’re usually girls, not guys. LOL This one was funny…I loved it.
shemales??
What part of “the Japanese are weird” did you fail to understand?
Awww…that look on his face reminds me of my catholic school boy days…why don’t you love me, Father Mullaley???
Actually while the straw is failing, it looks like the boy is epic winning. He is clearly well endowed.
I Don’t really think this is a fail!
I think it’s pretty awesome!
Doesnt the dog look like a baby?…
LMAO
Nice work Bubble tea…
when michael jackson takes over macdonalds…
No comment.
then what is this thing i’m replying to??
false
mmmm… i want milk tea flavour please….
The question is, why did you choose to put the straw there?
and the straw is red too! double fail! haha
I believe that colour is called pink
well, the puppy is cute! ahah