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Remember this one K? The guy sitting next to you laughed so hard you had to hit him to stop…
Oops, that was you? Sorry.
This was irritating enough when you were doing it separately…
I love K. Always have. Always will.
She was always there for us.
Chris’s health insurance just slashed the prices by 100%!
P.S. If you click at 0:26 over and over yo can hear the concussion forming.
O.o
But this might. :p
that was pure win, You’ll get burn of the week for that
agreed XD
Josef Fritzl
frits
i woulda had first, but my internet connection entered suck zone and it wouldn’t load this…
Hasn’t anyone told you that coming first isn’t always good?
Only if you are a guy.
Reminds me of a cyanide&happiness comic. “Save me, premature ejaculation man!”
“I’m coming!!”
you know what they say first is the worst
anyway if thats how to use a ladder i dont think i want to use it the right way
Maybe your computer was too busy rockin on…
or maybe a dial up fail?
trifs
Not second, and QVC FAILS.
Not not second
grammar fail…double negative…
Says the moron using all gemini letters and no spaces after punctuation signs. Nice job.
ellipses… are… my… favorite… punctuation…
Like Captain Kirk / William Shatner ?
Pretty sure he was saying that the person was not second by using an double negative.
grammar fail…
I second that.
QVC always fails
If some guys had been holding the ladder up from the bottom, that would’ve never happened.
yes it would have, and he would have landed on them, taking them out in the process… which would have been pretty epic
How soon they forget.
hey if its not on the front page…
How many QVC hosts does it take to show a ladder?
One named Kevin.
Two to hold the ladder’s legs.
One to spin doctor Kevin’s fall.
One to doctor Kevin’s fall.
I hope Kevin had good insurance. Maybe it’s bad that the fall is on video? QVC Worker’s Comp might say it was his fault, and the evidence that he stepped wrong is on video.
ouch. it kind of looked like he just lot his footing, not the ladder’s fault.
Yeah, she kinda failed at covering it up. “It’s a slippery floor over there by the door.” But, as we’ve seen in the past, the TV shopping shows tend to be prone to failure.
Yeah, he slipped on the ladder, ladder didn’t slip on the floor. Ladder doesn’t have textured steps/rungs for gripping? I’ll pass, thanks!
He didn’t slip on the ladder. He lost his footing and didn’t step down properly, so he fell. Shopping awareness fail!
Quite true. Neither the ladder nor the floor were to blame. Explanation fail by the hostess.
Yeah, but was she really going to say “Kevin’s an idiot”?
That would heve been HILARIOUS…”Oh, it’s okay, everyone. Kevin’s just retarded.”
Floor win, stupid-guy fail
Beeeer fails for speel chicks
Too painful…
Beats falling off an apartment building fire escape onto a straw penis.
imfailing yourself on the straw..
win!
Doc, it was the darndest thing…I fell on it.
One in a million, Doc… one in a million!
So say we all.
what is up with failblog repeating all of their old fails, come on their must be some new ones
There, not their. Homonym fail.
?!? Grammar and spelling FAIL.
No, Blarg was right. Look closer.
Or he could look more closely.
That too.
fail accusation FAIL
Fail accusation fail accusation win!
Fail accusation fail accusation fail accusation win WIN!
Fail accusation fail accusation win WIN accusation FAIL
Just plain FAIL. All of you.
Fail accusation fail.
I masturbated.
I think your friend is masturbating wrong…
^ trying the win the sloppy second’s burn of the last week
fail at winning contest
Im sure you have had more practice than the average person, but is there really a WRONG way to masturbate?
if it draws blood…
i dont think they are doing it wrong necessarily, just too much. haha
Using a chainsaw.
You mean without the hands ?
You failed to produce children.
Your children produce fail.
Vasectomy Win!
Correction fail. And English fail. And arrogance fail.
You were just kidding right? RIGHT?
Good God, he didn’t mean that the FIRST “their” was incorrect, he meant the second one.
Blarg is correct. We knew he meant the second “their” and not the first. Failing a correct fail correction FAIL!
Even the one that created Bush?
Take a deep breath, it’s gonna be ok.
I’m pretty sure he just missed the next step down. There are some GREAT ones like this on Youtube.
There’s stuff like this on YouTube??!?
Not posting a similar comment next because I tried to change my name for a laugh in an entirely different thread FAIL
yeah.
Did you guys hear that?!?? There’s stuff like THIS on YouTube!!!
What’s YouTube?
I don’t know but it sounds amazing!
Is it near YouShoot?
YouScore!
When did they get videos on YouTube?
But YouChute would’ve been a three-pointer.
Just be very careful on the ladders.
That IS score!!!!
I’ve seen that…! Big, inflated elephant…bright red chute…right?
Yeah! I had to get that elephant really drunk before it would let me take that ride.
A series of trucks.
No no no, it’s tubes. If it were trucks, Senator Stevens’ emails would have gotten to him by now… the tubes are clogged and need to be flushed!
You’re thinking of YouHauls.
No, no, NO!
The thoughts are of M Yass.
That’s this tube that hangs into the sea, where you are not allowed to play…
It’s a series of (You)Tubes!
“and that has never happened to me” O.o
Your “rock hand” symbols are hardcore.
C==\m/=3
do i detect sarcasm???
No, I really do like them. See how I incorporated one with my phallic symbol?
i noticed that you apparently only use 2 fingers to masturbate…
full handed masturbation fail
Thanks for noticing. *wink*
Maybe it would be better English style?
C==\mm=3
o man, i get the sense i opened pandora’s box…
No, that would look like this:
n/(o)\n
You saw Pandora’s box!
Mythical seduction WIN!!
Pandora’s box is a Greek myth. You don’t see myths.
Hmm…I’m pretty sure that all myths have boxes, Greek or no.
All mythes…mythus…erm…all married women, too.
Maybe T has just never seen one…
*wishing Pandora was here right now and mything the opening of her box*
*lisps are for kissin’*
*thmooch*
Myth-Reality Sexual Fantasy fail.
you’re totally doing it wrong, Spanks2503.
I was there before K when Pandora’s box was opened. It was really no big deal… I have seen better ones.
Liar.
PROVE IT
There’s no hope for Oripapa.
i c what you did there
That’s so it looks bigger
You really think it looks bigger?
If that’s to scale, it’s no wonder you’re using your hand.
Gee…
He’s moving, he’s OK
…
…
…
Fail.
Yeah, is that their version of “We’re going to check to make sure Chris is okay?”
“Well, it looks like he’s bleeding, but I’m sure that will stop. Next up is our deluxe first aid kit. Chris is going to demonstrate…”
Oh WOW! Look how that ladder works so great! I haven’t had nearly enough head trauma for the year to meet my quota. And that first aid kit will go beautifully with a concussion. I’ll take it! I’ll take three!.
you’re Kitting
Your knitting.
his knitting?.. are you gonna take it?!.. leave his blanky alone
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m working on this really nice Crochet win pattern.
knitting is knotty, you know.
but soft fuzz bats wool on yonder cows
is forsooth for to soothe
My brows, how fuzzy!
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.
*wolf-whistles back atcha*
btw … will you really be needing that knitting?
No…but she’ll be kneading the knotting.
Back massage, anyone?
yeth plth (*gets nose out of the myths*)
mmm … so nice … i swear … my back was feelin’ near broke from a hard mountin’
Yep, and its a bandage for that guy who got knocked of the ladder by the ghost of the qvc horse/mothra
she didn’t even know his name…. first she called him chris and then she called him kevin lol
Wait, what? Is his name ‘Chris’ or ‘Kevin’? Name fail, too, I guess.
No it’s not a name fail, it’s a video watching fail by you. Chris is the dumb ass that fell off the ladder. Kevin is the dude in the black shirt standing next to Lisa.
Yeah, but Lisa accidentally referred to Chris as Kevin the 2nd time.
And I didn’t read further before posting this comment….
I mean, the previous comment….
Tripl self correction fail.
I mean “triple”.
I mean double self-correction fail.
And triple commenting fail.
Shit.
I fail at nesting below my own level
Sh. The LOLs are nesting.
hush now little lol
Did I mention I’m claustrophobic? *starts freaking out*
This comment thread is chock full of win.
I can’t breath.
“On the phone with XYZ and Kevin”
so kevin is the guy standing next to her, Chris is the guy on the ladder…or not on it depending on the time of the video.
Epic spelling of Lisa fail
LOL
No name fail. Kevin is the man standing next to the hostess. Chris is the one who falls.
Oops. On further inspection, she did call him “Kevin” at the end of the video. So yes, name fail.
You’re right…looks like i’m guilty of a video watching fail accusation fail…MY B!
LMAO – comment win!
And what about Naomi?
And Frederico?
Totally moron on the ladder fail, he tried to skip a rung and missed.
Don’t you guys realize that the cause of his fall was seeing your daddy’s bare genitalia through the window ?
Vertical equivalent of slipping on a banana!
Adjusted planar fruit analogy fail
This one was just plain too funny. XD
It wasn’t plain. It was vertical. Dumbass.
wouldnt that be Plane?
you’ll need both if you want to see where the rain in Spain stays
i think its all gone down the drain
what a pain
that’s what i’m talking about, a good old-fashioned genuine fail.
And he’s cliiimbing a stairway….to heaven…..
NOT
Nice job on failing, failer
“failway” to heaven
Now we’ll see him in hell!
Stupid white people.
ummm…racism fail?
Yeah. Stupid white? Best oxymoron ever…. after girl power.
Microsoftworks..
Military intelligence..
Clean dirt..
Free Country..
There are too many T~T.
Abortion doctor..
Airport security..
Pop art..
Polite cabby..
Practical logic..
Quantum leap..
Random patterns..
Rap music..
Real copy..
Refundable deposit..
Recent history..
Related division..
Religious science..
Safe sex..
Scented deodorant..
Semi truck..
Seriously funny..
Xenophobic interpreter..
War law..
War hero..
Voting power..
Virtual reality..
Abundant poverty..
Too many T~T.
too much time???
Naw, found a nice oxymoron list. Google ftw.
o good…i guess…
Btw, your oxymoron was pretty awesome.
“Too much time”
Gotta write that one down..
Safe sex is an oxymoron?
…by the way: Mí inglés no entender… what does Too many T~T
means?
T~T
-.-
a lot of those were really bad oxymorons.
Smart Republican.
*readies flamethrower…*
*powers up…*
*FOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
*gently blows away wisp of smoke and smiles*
*legally changes name to “away wisp of smoke” and smiles*
you heard her roar
Aww…that’s neat! Killerwit writes fantasy too!
(Hee…toldja I could do better!)
TOLD YOU FAIL
…
Oh, who am I kidding? You got me. ::)
somebody give Killer a cigarette, looks like he’ll be needing to blow his onw smoke.
(you both burned bright though … you deserve fans!)
I like you guys (and girls).
I like Killer’s instincts.
Perhaps we guys and girls could menage to die some little deaths together sometime.
Or manage, either way.
Unless by menage, you mean menage-a-trois.
Imma thinkin’ that’s EXACTLY what he meant…
mmm … death spells
Well, this all just went a little weird.
Was that a NOT joke?
Am I NOT a man?
(you might ask the Shakespeare ‘writer.)
Well, I can tell you that he “hath hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions”…
And if you prick him, he laughs. Oh…wait. If you tickle him, he bleeds…no, that’s not right, either. Hold on, I’ll get it…
Something about the beast with two backs?
I WANT such complements.
In Elizabethan England, fuzz tickles you.
If you stroke him, he hardens
ohh … wouldn’t that be a hard stroke of Fate!
This suit is NOT blue.
I am NOT a crook!
I see we’re venturing back into 1996 humor now…
Actually, he’s climbing a ladder. A stairway/stair is:
-noun
a passageway from one level, as of a building, to another by a series of stairs; staircase.
This means the Led Zeppelin joke, while noble, is off topic. Perhaps there are other rock and roll songs that deal more with ladders.
“No Stairway?
…denied!!!!”
The ladder looked stable, he missed a step
YA!
Balance fail.
Gravity WIN!
Ladder …meh.
OLD! This was shown on FAILBLOG like 2 months ago. Typical failblog, being shit
Don’t insult the failblog. The evil fairies that patrol failblog will come to your house and bring epic fail.
Bend over and I’ll show you Evil Fairys!
You tube yanked the video…. Lame
fail. try refreshing the page.
“And that has never happened!”
Evidently, it has. Because it just did. Moron.
Every bit as good as the “look at that horse” that is actually a picture of a moth.
actually this was far better. altho i like laughing at stupid people ( myself included) i find it far funnier when someone gets hurt. to quote the movie flushed away: ” I laugh at everyone’s misery but my own, im french.”
Hmm, we’re only 20 comments in and people are still discussing the Fail instead of degenerating into random stupidity??
Weird!
GAY QVC FAIL
I’m so proud
LOUD NOISES!!!
Mooooooooooooooo!
PBS, flamethrowers and a random Shakespeare quote!!
I LOVE LAMP!
DRY WAX!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!!!
Mmm… I just burned my tongue.
ALAS POOR YORICK, HE WAS TORCHED TO DEATH BY A FIRE CANNON WHILST WATCHING THE PUBLIC BROADCAST SYSTEM!!!!1!!!1!!!ein!!1ein
I didn’t know him.
WIN
That prick owed me money!
As a term of endearment do you prefer sh!tpickle, or poopskillet?
poopskillet
little poop skills?
Skillet in 12 Oz Mouse?
I prefer “Sir.”
I prefer endearing ladies.
How, exactly, do you make them dear??
peering into those doe-like eyes in the headlights mostly
*blink blink….!*
Sir, do you prefer sh!tpickle, or poopskillet?
“The question mark was emphasized.”
?
Come on, Jen, degenerating into random stupidity?
My stupidity’s quite degenerately planned.
You plan this??
Strategy fail!
considering the fact that we all join in, i would say strategy win!
Jenerally, we do.
Though a’times we jenerate senseless beauty and random acts of kindness.
*pirouettes*
See, I can do that, in fact, I can do that a lot.
*tip toes*
oh darlin’, you are such a beauty when you’re being senseless
here’s a tulip –<-@
(i just hope no one tells gasman Jen is on her toes)
old fail.
Not really the ladder failing just the idiot on the ladder thinking there is soft pillow for him to just fall backward onto! WRONG! Just a hard floor, maybe try actually climbing down the ladder if you don’t want that to happen!
This video is such a crap fail it doesn’t deserve anymore comments.
So is your comment but look at me go!
so is your mum!
+1 point for the “Crapwit”
Big talk for someone whose name is two letters away from FAIL.
I think that makes it 2-0 now…
judges?..
Yeap, 2-0
I’ll throw in another point. I was proud of this one!
when you gotta go, you gotta go
just ask poopskillette
(panic voice) “…and that has never happened.”
Riiiiiiight.
And they cut away from him immediately so the last thing we all see is the poor bastard falling. Sure, they CLAIM he was alright, but they didn’t show him get up
Gravity WIN!
Agree!!!
Okay, I agree. Now what?
QVC Copyright protection fail
Now I want some Arby’s.
eating fast food fail.
and to you klaus, im sure your just defensive cause even susie rottencrotch turned you down.
Adoni’s sister tells him everything.
Knowing how to decend a ladder FAIL!
Complete moron WIN!
Name knowledge FAIL!
Quick, buy our shit! – FAIL!!!!
descend.
degenerate
Delightfull!
Dewonderful!
DeGroovy.
Ok, I’ll stop now.
D-List!
Desists, does Avis.
Well, my first reply to this comment got eaten. I bet I will be able to see it hours later -_-.
In conclusion, It was a paheal joke for paheal members that most other real human beings wouldn’t get. Ahh well. I hope it shows up soon..
detrue
Should be: Ladder user fail!
Gee, Klaus, I really didn’t need that visual image.
Thanks a lot. Here comes that roast beef sandwich I had for lunch.
*sniff sniff* Arby’s?
you might not want to sniff the Arby’s after that.
I’ll sniff what I damn well please.
*sniff sniff* Bathhouse water?
It’s Vicks. I have a cold.
And Kaposi’s sarcoma probably.
I only had AIDS one time.
SILF.
I see what you did there…
Not a fail, the fish is detoxified before it’s eaten, so even if it looks rotten, it’s perfectly safe.
This doesn’t smell right.
What the hell does fish have to do with this?
That’s how many surrealists it takes to change a light bulb.
Something’s rotten in the state of Failmark…
Finmark reeks a bit, too.
And Sardinia — I’m not even going to go there.
*zips lips closed with one of those can opener key thingy’s*
Oh, go there just for the halibut. It’ll be fun. It’s good for the sole. I mean,
you can flounder around here for a while, but that’s just playing koi.
Birth control FAIL
RU-486 WIN!
Vasectomy Win! ( again )
understanding its better off i dont reproduce Win!
This video is no longer available fail
Doesn’t that mean it’s now available?
Fletch – FAIL!
Way to fail on live TV.
Actually that looks pretty painful when he wallops his hea…
hahahaha.
using the word wallop…epic fail
wal·lop [wol-uhp]
~noun
a vigorous blow.
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rock on
3.Can also be used sarcastically when someone is pissing you off or yelling at you (best used with the hand motion and a serious face.) This usually implies that you dont give a damn about them or what they are saying.
damn it self fail…nowun…
Ach! The dreaded spelling fail whilst calling out another’s fail. You fail.
Naddafinga!
I bet nowun noticed.
:’(
no, i noticed
Don’t you ever try to correct me while proving me correct at the same time again!
WUN!!
wut?
regardless of the meaning, using the word wallop is a fail just because its a stupid word, but unrelated in every way except rhyming, the word trollop is an amazing word.
the wall floored him down
the floor walloped him up –
methinks this vid was Escher-sketched
…you just blew my mind, fuzz…
Gee, Art, I’m just hoping you’re not that a gin soaked, bar-room queen I met in Memphis. (But she told me her name was L-L-L-L-Lola ….)
I assure you I’m not. That sounds more like a Honky Tonk Woman… I would check with people who fit that description.
I had an Escher-sketch as a kid. I’d turn the knobs and these giant ants would start crawling on the walls and eventually consensus reality would break down into morphing patterns of birds and fish. Too bad my mom threw it out.
She was hoping you’d get a girlfriend. You failed.
Dude, we type here. We can’t hear you. Or your opinion.
Okay, “tit,” double word score, 6 points. Your turn.
Scrabble WIN!
we will listen to you when you grow up, get a real job, cut the mullet and ger in shape. but until you do that, you just keep rockin on….
It didn’t look like the ladder’s fault, it looked like he just didn’t bother to check where the step was and just placed his foot somewhere randomly in mid-air. :p
It wasn’t the ladder’s fault, and it certainly wasn’t a “slippery floor” as she tried to tell us. He falls randomly off the ladder, and the floor 10 feet below is blamed?
Stop trying to make excuses for the floor. Just look at it…it knows what it did.
bad floor- BAD!! that’s it, you’re spending the night outside!
Random FAIL.
I bet they sold tons of those ladders…
i just bought one…just call the number at the bottom of the screen
Man i don’t know about the rest of you but the fails keep getting better! I love this site!!
WilliamCA
Well check back a few pages and you’ll see all the same fails over again
What’s more pathetic: 1.) There being repeat fails. OR 2.) Not only watching the repeated fails, but REPEATEDLY leaving comments about those fails being repeats?
p.s. Die.
I’ll take option 2 for the Epic fail, Alex
Suck it, Trebek!
Ill take the rapists for 400!
… thats therapists
I’ll take option 3.
Die all “repeat” commenters.
Well actually don’t. Just go have fun somewhere else.
Or stay, just make up something new to say or shut up!
Video quality FAIL
Bad video quality win.
you can tell the bad video quality caused him to fall
You guys are pathetic, 205 comments about nothing. Jesus!
Wrong religion.
Wrong complaint.
Reading 205 meaningless comments fail.
Taoism?
Zen has 205 no comments.
Jesus is a lie.
Jesus is not cake. Ergo, Jesus is not a lie.
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
Portal ftw
The Cake is a Lie, The Pie is truth. Jesus beats Satan in baked goods
Jesus is not a lie, he’s a Zombie, get it right.
A white lie.
stupid white people and lies.
a mysteriously white middle eastern lie
Last!
FAIL
Double Fail
Cameraman-WIN
LAST AND FIRST!!!!!!!!!
To the ER for FAILed heart?
I actually got the privileged to work with this guy 6 years ago at the warehouse they sold these things. He really doesn’t like when you bring up this incident. But it’s still hilarious.
Friendship FAIL
I wouldn’t be friends with this guy after that incident.. lol
i guess that’s why I don’t have any friends…
NOT
Brush with greatness FAIL
I didn’t go through every single comment so this may have been touched upon, but: something’s fishy. How can the caller see exactly what’s happening in the studio in real time? Don’t they have a delay like radio shows do in case a caller curses on the air?
I wonder if QVC employees fake callers to pimp their products. Either that, or you can easily drop an f-bomb on QVC.
True. QVC FAILED AGAIN
call in and drop that bomb. it would be interesting to see their reaction.
Thank you AG. No one did mention this yet, but I was thinking the same exact thing. I would really like to know the answer to this.
FIRST!
LAST -.-
Sooooo, remind me, when do you start working at QVC?
I lol’d.
Yeah, I really want that ladder now…
Thanks QVC for showing us how NOT to use that ladder.
Let’s post more videos of people falling down. They’re so funny.
Christopher Attenberger later died of cerebral hemorrhaging caused by the massive head trauma inflicted by his fall.
I would kindly advise failblog to not publish snuff videos. Thank you.
reality check win
“It’s a very slippery floor…”
Um, he fell off the ladder.
These comments are almost as painfully stupid as YouTube’s…
Godspeed you back to YouTube!
WTF? Awesome ladder and everyone wants it? :I)
“He is moving, he’s OK.”
Means that if he were having an convulsion he would be OK.
an how!
poor guy never had a chance his staff was obviously expecting him to fall definetly a merder murder marder lard!
Also a Remembering-your-co-worker’s-name fail. Was it Chris or Kevin?
LOL, a “slippery” floor… what a dumb excuse!
Makers of the ladder cannot be accountable for the idiocy and clumsiness of its users.
… and that has never happened. LMAO!
Did anyone notice that she calls the falling guy Chris at one point and Kevin at another?
Note to self: never accept a position demonstrating anything, especially anything like a ladder on QVC
first she called him chris, then she called him kevin. getting the name wrong of a seriously injured colleague fail. double fail because the real kevin was standing right next to her.
The hidden fail in this is the “Authentic Phone Call Fail”. The chick on the phone, Renee, starts out like a satisfied caller calling from California, maybe considering picking up a few more of these. Then she blows her cover by acknowledging the fall before the host even notices. “Uh-oh”. She must have a pretty good phone to have heard and discerned what happened. Either that, or she is at the QVC set in Pennsylvania.
First of all the show is live and she was probably looking at the her t.v. screen while the host is probably looking at the camera. So you Failed at noticing the obvious.
lmao …. actually was his fault
that ladder is pimp
notice at first she calls the guy “Chris” but then at the end she calls him “Kevin”. Also how would the lady on the phone know that “Chris/Kevin” fell when all she heard was a thump. she immediately said “and that has never happened”
WHY DOES SOMEONE PHONE IN TO A SHOPPING CHANNEL, TO TELL THEM THEY HAVE IT?
and no he can’t fly..
one of the best things about this is that i belive they used the same set to film one of the infomercials for the little giant ladder. in which they showed that the telescoping ladders are crap.
hahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
chuck norris. ya.
Gravity WIN!!
WAIT the girl doesnt even know the guys names…first she says chris is over there giving us a demo…then at the end its wre gonna go see if kevins ok?
that is a fail in its self…