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Maybe the sign is meant to get musicians used to having a lot less money than they think they’ll have…
Likelihood of a person purchasing a $99.99 - $129.98 electric guitar being defined by public concensus as a musician: <1%
WIN
BURN OF THE WEEK WIN
Your gay fail!
Grammar fail! It’s “You’re” unless you’re talking about his/her “gay”.
i think it is the fail that is gay?
No, this is YOUR gay fail!
FAIL! Stop humping Ryan Seacrest!
Tell Clay that
Shut up. You’re a ginger. You don’t have a soul.
I had a gay once. though I had to sell it when it got too big
Always so cute when they’re small but they grow up to be trouble…
(hopefully it wasn’t a baby alligator situation and you flushed your gay down the toilet)
Great. I give you a Phail on a scale from Fail to Phail.
Which means you win.
A winner is you.
Now get off my /b/
I don’t even get it.
^^ WIN!
IF THIS IS YOU REPLY OTHERWISE DONT: WRONG “SKYED” MF!!!
True. I mean more in the “just starting out” sense of the word. So later in life, they expect to make much less than they would otherwise think.
kArt Vandalay? Didn’t you used to run with the KKK?
Oh, I agree. I mean more in that “just starting out” sense of the word, where a child receiving that first guitar now already has that jaded life outlook where (s)he expects to earn much less than (s)he otherwise would. Plus the more negative outlook may mean awesome music!
I remember this promotion, I got myself two right away! It’s like 30%! You never get such great deals, must have made a miscalculation… Suckers!
Comment fail.
Understanding sarcasm fail?
Totally! Sucker!
it’s good to see the Vandalay’s can at least agree on SOMETHING
Word.
No, the real failure here is that in three months of working at Toys ‘R Us, I sold no guitars and several trolleys worth of Ben 10 merchandise.
What’s wrong with my merchandise?
Yes, probably *exactly* what they had in mind.
No rainchecks?! I demand to see the manager! You damn well better give me a raincheck! I don’t even mind paying the $99 up front, but you better let me come back later and give you another $29, or I’m calling an attorney!
FAILBLOG FAILURE….
Recycle of Fails is a FAIL…..
Get new content failblog!
NOT A RECYCLED FAIL! SIMILAR TO PREVIOUS FAILS, BUT NOT A FUCKING FAIL
NOW SERIOUSLY. HOW ARE PEOPLE GOING TO FIND ORIGINAL FAILS EVERY TIME? NOW WHAT? IS EVERY MISTRANSLATION GOING TO BE A ‘RECYCLED FAIL’? WHY HASN’T EVERY PENIS-SHAPED-OBJECT-FAIL BEEN CALLED AS A ‘REUSED FAIL’?
Okay I’m done now.
“Okay I’m done now.” FAIL
I LOL’d!
NOT A FUCKING RECYCLED FAIL. SIMILAR TO PREVIOUS ONES, BUT NOT RECYCLED! MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN DO THE SAME THING AND IT’LL STILL BE FUNNY. WHY HAVEN’T WE ALL STARTED CALLING EVERY “RANDOM PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT FAIL” RECYCLED? WHY ARE ALL MISTRANSLATIONS ORIGINAL? HOW BOUT WE ALL STFU AND STOP CALLING EVERYTHING RECYCLED OR PHOTOSHOPPED?
ITS NOT RECYCLED. ITS SIMILAR TO A PAST FAIL. WHY HAVEN’T WE CALLED EVERY MISTRANSLATION “RECYCLED”? OR EVERY RANDOM PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT? LET’S ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NOT WHINE WHEN WE THINK SOMETHING IS ‘RECYCLED’ OR ‘PHOTOSHOPPED’!!!! (not going for botw here, just PISSED)
HEY LOOK! THAT KID ON THE LID HAS A STRAW COMING OUT AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS! A WHILE BACK THERE WAS A JESUS LIGHTSWITCH AND IT LOOKED LIKED HE HAD A PENIS! IT MUST BE REUSED!
STFU.
recycled comment fail
Reply Win!
Bonus fail for not knowing how your Caps Lock key works, or alternatively, for knowing and not caring.
if THIS is reused, then so is every penis-shaped object fail, because OBVIOUSLY if it’s the same basic concept, it’s a recycled fail.
LET’S STFU AND STOP ACCUSING EVERY FAIL OF BEING RECYCLED OR PHOTOSHOPPED.
gracias
I think this comment is recycled. I’ve definitely seen it before.
Dude.
What you did here is just making sure these comments will be on every page from now on! Make one snappy comment to point out how much of a d*c*head he is and move on. If he can piss you off so much, he’ll do it more and more. Hell I would do it just to get someone so pissed! When I found the site a few weeks ago I was so looking forward to making a “First” comment, because it seemed to make people completely go nuts.
Take it easy or the FAIL will be on you!
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I´m sorry…
My warning came too late…
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You FAIL!!!!
Repeat argument fail. I see this argument on every fucking fail.
This fail isn’t recycled. none of the fails you claim are recycled are recycled. So stop claiming it is. They’re not photoshopped, they’re not recycled. They’re original fails. So S T F U!!!!!
Your comment is photoshopped. The perspective on the last !!!!!’s is completely wrong. As are the shadows. and it’s “!!!one!!!!eleven!!111″ so get it right.
I think its stupid..not even funny…*sigh* now to wait for the next fail…
maybe that one will make my day…
Depending on Failblog to make or break your day = FAIL
you (not me) break me up
i lol’d at myself a little bit
This is truly one of my favorite burns.
IT IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome deal… Maybe I should get two. haha.
Yeah, they have a buy-one-get-none-free deal going on too.
And over in housewares, they also have 2 for the price of 3.
or is it buy get one one fere?
Lay of the rock, son.
I left an eff off of off. It stood for FAIL.
BITCH…YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?!?!?!
I wonder if math like this would work at restaurants for tipping…
We can only hope…
That´s how Maitre’D applies discounts for frequent customers. No wonder there are so many!
heh, i almost forgot about that douchebag.
Haven’t seen him around in a while. I think he retired in shame. From failblog, not from Denny’s.
I was wondering on that one too. Ive noticed a couple like that, get all pissy and take it too seriously and dissappear.
Perhaps, assuming you have the good accounting sense to do your negative tip calculation in red… like ketchup.
brings me memories of an older post… lol
fail. get off the computer.