Comments on: Jump Fail

By: mike

mike — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:49:32 +0000

they didn’t show the part where he rides the bike up the building and reaches his goal!

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:39:59 +0000

the guy driving the van

By: adam

adam — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:03:21 +0000

i remember this one, it was on destroyed in seconds.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:16:18 +0000

dear david,

It appears this was one of the last failpages on which you graced us with your sardonically beauteous wit. Months have now passed, and, since you may never read this, you may never have any idea what i’m feeling.

You were of the best of us.

Good life sailing, beloved.

~ dave

By: Edu

Edu — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:03:31 +0000

Lmao you are EVERYWHERE… all the pics and videos have a comment below from you saying you’ve been there though when someone asks where that place is exactly you just don’t answer… hmmm… PHAIL x2 with spelling

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:24:52 +0000

SO badass. thats awesome, except for the part where it didnt work.lol

By: bootothat

bootothat — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:54:01 +0000

killedthewit?

By: bootothat

bootothat — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:53:12 +0000

I love that word…Tschuss (Essseeettsss).

By: bootothat

bootothat — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:51:40 +0000

hehe thank you.

By: bootothat

bootothat — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:51:00 +0000

If he died from that, he is a fail.

By: bootothat

bootothat — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:49:53 +0000

potato chips..and something else…

By: neverhadfaith

neverhadfaith — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:46:29 +0000

At least the trees broke his fall. That’s a win, right?

By: :)

:) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:14:45 +0000

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

By: skilletette

skilletette — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:05:12 +0000

general hypotheses:he meant to do that. he wanted to join the the romani concerto choir. the van driver was a student (obviously) who is willing to do what this high-singing stud wanted.

By: 13

13 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:00:38 +0000

Jump fail. Male soprano win.

By: bob

bob — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:29:40 +0000

i love failblog.org

By: Viktor

Viktor — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:10:42 +0000

Failblog fail, this is old =/. The guy even appeared in a TV program, he broke some bones doing that

By: letmecomment

letmecomment — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:24:07 +0000

well at least he jumped and at least he landed…

i dont even know what that means

By: Reverb

Reverb — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:12:34 +0000

By: Towlie

Towlie — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:01:20 +0000

In Soviet Russia, fuck off.

By: Rigo

Rigo — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:11:18 +0000

Half a meter higher and it would have been a win. That is the distaance between a fail an a win. Half a meter. Kind of makes you think right?

By: PloCoon

PloCoon — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:42:16 +0000

Wow… so close… would’ve been awesome if he made it.

By: cee cee

cee cee — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:32:23 +0000

But I’ve never been to Russia……why is my pee so weak?

By: cee cee

cee cee — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:28:35 +0000

Shakespearean nasty talk….EWWWW!

By: Vikedal

Vikedal — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:51:37 +0000

Wow. You’re published for, “Financial research and forecasting”. Congratulations. Unfortunately, those of us who have actually bothered to learn the nuances of the English language, which apparently you haven’t, instead foregoing your common English studies for finance, the correct wording of the phrase would be, “none say,” as opposed to your, “none says”. For, “none says,” to be correct, the proper punctuation would have to be, “none, says”. For example, “How much does one FAIL Blog poster ‘wheelman’ use his brain?” Wherein the correct answer from the second or third person would be “None, says I.”

Also, please shut the hell up.

Thank you.
–
R. Vikedal
United States Marine Corps
O-3, Scout/Sniper Platoon Leader
Scout/Sniper School, MCB Quantico, VA.

By: Gibzen

Gibzen — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:01:30 +0000

HAHAHAHHAHA
u jus been MURKEDDDDDDD

kinda like princess Diana

By: prezbucky

prezbucky — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:10:47 +0000

While we’re at it, just FYI:

Everybody
Everyone
Somebody
Someone

…are all singular.

Therefore, they need to be coupled with singular pronouns like:

He
She
Her
Him

…or their possessive counterparts:

His
Her

So we end up with sentences like this:

- The person gave his dog to a neighbor.

…rather than:

- The person gave their dog to a neighbor.

There is no unisex singular pronoun (standard or possessive) used to refer to people… perhaps something we should change.

…or we could continue winning at offending the PCers who are offended by the grammatically correct, but PC-taboo, practice of referring to people as “him” or “her”.

hehe (and no, I’m not editing this. If there are typos, so be it.)

By: VieuMove

VieuMove — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:12:23 +0000

You need to check for kids before you give him a Darwin Award.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:08:31 +0000

my point really was, who in the world grasps multidimensional physics? True, there are a few theories, but being that we can only experience 3 dimensions (4 if you believe Einstein), do any of these theories have any hope of being tested/proven? but what ButtheadBonzai said works too…

By: JohnRose81

JohnRose81 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:45:28 +0000

Actually, no comma shall come before an “and” AND talonsofpeace, you forgot to capitalize your T. In reference to the “and” problem, think of it
as this; I went to the store today and bought milk, apples, bread
and a black dildo. Notice there is NO comma before and.

Fin

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:44:00 +0000

Not…gonna…make…obvious…linguistics…joke….!!!

NOT NOT NOT!!

*dunks head in bucket of water*

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:31:45 +0000

putting spelling aside, take: “whining failyour” … both words can be “noun nouns” or “adjective nouns” … though I wouldn’t care to “name names” (I wonder, though, about whether to make a grocery pirouette)

By: Adoni

Adoni — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:14:52 +0000

PS im aware i spelled since wrong.

By: Adoni

Adoni — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:13:32 +0000

but sunce you call yourself a guy, im guessing you are old enough to have sex, so either its by choice, which is cool if thats your thing, but if not, maybe you could be doing something more constructive with your time than failblog?

By: Adoni

Adoni — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:11:17 +0000

i could care less if you’ve never had sex, or if your a porn star, or if you fucked a gorilla, its just funny to belittle someone ive never met and probably never will. Hence being on this website instead of working like the pay me to occasionally do.

By: Adoni

Adoni — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:07:06 +0000

well that makes more sense, since it would still be within. ok, good times. all better as mentioned on previous post, my grammar is wretched, but i like my sciences…. haha

By: Adoni

Adoni — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:04:25 +0000

couldnt it be comparable to: ” im going to make a grocery run.”

and “You made a pretentious Fail.” ?

By: Adoni

Adoni — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:00:47 +0000

YAY much better haha.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:50:12 +0000

You talk purdy, Dragonlady.
I’ll make just this singular observation — that if none of it are true, of it none will I have.
(And don’t get me started on dangling prepositions — that’s another thing up with which I will not put. But if you want to dangle a proposition, you know where I’ll be practicing my linguistics.)

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:24:58 +0000

I dunno what you just said…I lost the thread of this thread some time back, and I think I dropped a stitch and missed a row and got all twisted around. But this is what the dictionary has to say on the subject:

“Consider none as singular when you want to emphasize a single entity in a group, but consider none to be plural when you want to emphasize more than one. Examples are: None of the books is/are worth reading. / None of us is/are going to the banquet. However, when none means ‘no amount’ or ‘no part’, it must be singular: None of the debris has been cleared away. / None of the forest is deciduous. So, if your meaning is ‘none of them’, treat the word as plural; if it is ‘none of it’, treat it as singular.”

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:10:22 +0000

Nothing of any great importance. Just muttering, as per usual.

By: Random Person

Random Person — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:57:30 +0000

I think what I was trying to say was: you said the verb should be plural because the sentence was “none of them say” and “them” is plural. My point, the main part of it anyway, was that that can’t be how you decide, because what singular word could you possibly use there? By this rule, it would ALWAYS be plural, but the traditional rule is that it’s singular and you’re saying it could be either, depending… um, anyway, I think I had a point but… well, I wrote that when I hadn’t had my caffeine yet, and caffeine deficiency for me has pretty much the same effect as alcohol… so never mind.

By: Insanus

Insanus — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:59:53 +0000

It’s Gato, not Gatoh. D:

By: Killerwit

Killerwit — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:22:10 +0000

In Soviet Russia, all bikes are red.

By: Robo

Robo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:56 +0000

OH! you’re so funny. You’re talking to a guy who never had sex.

By: Juasman

Juasman — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:51:54 +0000

take a look

http://failblog.org/2008/07/30/spelling-fail-2/

I know, maybe spending too much in this Blog

By: FabHckyBbe

FabHckyBbe — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:28:06 +0000

The answer to your question would be: hooking up words and phrases and clauses.

Conjunction junction, how’s that function?
I’ve got and, but, and or; they’ll get you pretty far.

Like: out of the frying pan AND into the fire,
You cut loose the sandbags BUT the balloon wouldn’t go any higher,
Let’s go up to the mountains OR down to the seas,
You should always say thank you OR at least say please!

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:53:33 +0000

Sry, did you say something? *k*

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:50:55 +0000

They’re even in the dictionary of urbanity.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:49:12 +0000

you’re gracious