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Gasskan

also self castration win

DT

able to rejoin the boys choir win

talonsofpeace

Getting to tour the world with Rome’s Castrati win

 
 
 
 
 
Psychopoak

AND I FLYYYYYYYYYY….or not… that should hurt…

GainesWorthy

No shit Sherlock, that’s why it’s here at failblog. Ever use your brain before you post?

salohcin

Use your brain? But it hurts real bad when you do that.

 
 
talonsofpeace

Actually, a Failblog user would have to use their brain throughout the posting process. Neurons fire constantly, and in order for his brain to make the necessary commands to move his fingers to type, he would have to “use” his brain whilst posting, not just before.

It’s elementary, Watson.

me

you know, none of the sherlock holmes novels say its elementary may dear watson…just thought it was interesting

 
 
 
 
talonsofpeace

Hit a building? Yeah I’d say so. . . reasoning win.

 
 
 
the b.p.

more like roof win
stoopid biker who thought he calculated right distance-air-speed necessary to perform huge stunt without breaking a few ribs FAIL

bunny

“distance-air-speed”

Space-time Fail.

The Lolz

Anyway, definite photoshop.

Lolz?

Bend over in Soviet Union and bike photoshops you!

 
 
 
 
the b.p.

gayest username on faiblog WIN
unless you’re a girl
that just makes you.. GERMAN

nonsense

gayest user on failblog WIN
i think that makes you French

LCS

I do believe that to be A BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNN!!!!

the b.p.

in reference to lower posts:

Jerk store called….

 
Nwabby

Yes. Epic indeed. Just look at that witty remark. Makes you laugh instantly.

 
 
aylagriffin

Win and French in the same sentence? Fail.

 
 
Reaktorr

I dunno, Bunny in full metal jacket was pretty mean..

Congrats on your “gay who just thinks of rabbits” WIN

Insanus

You still have bunny from Sailor Moon which is…. Hum…. More than gay…

 
 
talonsofpeace

ICH BIN DEUTSCHE!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!ein!!!1!!!!ein!!!1ein!!!1!!ein

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Bill

The world’s worst roofing contractor reporting for duty as ordered!

 
 
 
ooooooooooooooh

He hit the building!

Belzi.ET

Elvis has hit the building!

… sort of …

 
Cloral

You must be Captain Obvious in disguise!

 
 
Randolpho

Then he got up and said “I meant to do that.”

fepic ail

i wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t able to get up after that.

talonsofpeace

He suffered a spinal. And his dog raped him.

Killerwit

“Ughn. Ughn. Ughn…. Good boy.”

 
 
 
 
 
First!

Next time just bring a ladder… Srsly.

talonsofpeace

Next time try jumping over open space rather than a building. . might make the landing less fail.

 
 
mode evader

i don’t know how much of a fail this actually was, i’ve seen this on multiple reality shows, so in a way, its a win?

shannon

only if he got paid. I’m guessing he didn’t. Makes it a Fail (capital F).

#N/A

Yeah, being at the right place at the right time with a video camera win. Sell that shit.

 
 
 
 
Vexor

Maybe this is the same guy from the ladder fail below?

 
Art Vandalay

E-FAIL Knie-FAIL?

Bob Sacamano

After sounding that out about 7 times, I determine that you sir, have a clever comment on your hands. Also, love the username.

Dr. VanNostran

I couldn’t sound it out. I’m still waiting for my copy of Hooked on Phonics.

Killerwit

My phonics are off the hook.

johnnycomelately

Awesome response WIN ;-)

 
 
 
the b.p.

kuddos to your username too..
oh, that Kramer and his weird friends

 
Art Vandalay

You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He owns a condom factory in Edison…

“Come on, Elaine. Here, take half a bag.”

ketveen

You’re just like George. He had a funny joke, but he just couldn’t stop there. He HAD to spoil it by trying a 2nd time.

Art Vandalay

And you’re just like Elaine’s boyfriend, Tony, in that I hope you fall of a cliff.

Art Vandalay

Damnit, I had to have a typo in there… crap, I’ll fail myself before anyone else has to…

 
Killerwit

We don’t HAVE to. We enjoy pointing out the shortcomings of others in order to raise our own pitiful sense of self-worth.

Art Vandalay