Comments on: Gender Fail

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:59:13 +0000

A medical toxicity to males? Wow. Must be lesbian. ^.^

By: lol-omg-wtg-daryqueen-lol-omg-bbtheq

lol-omg-wtg-daryqueen-lol-omg-bbtheq — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:10:30 +0000

You seem to have encountered every fail, why is this?

By: Bubba

Bubba — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:38:49 +0000

Lol
sex:experimental.

By: Woudyman

Woudyman — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:30:02 +0000

well in fact its not so funny because it could also have a bit different meaning if you translate it and take in consideration the WW2. gender= geschlecht
but geschlecht can also mean, what you ethnicity is.
the nazi sometimes talkt about ” menschen des arischen geschlechts” as the best human race. so in fact: not funny at all

By: BoomBakery

BoomBakery — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:57:33 +0000

that actually means that theyre mixed man and woman..so a person with a penis and a vagina

By: eddie

eddie — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:35:54 +0000

Germans – I always knew they were different

By: sp3dhands

sp3dhands — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:27:34 +0000

Dude I think it means he’s gay…

By: Ruanne

Ruanne — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:20:35 +0000

German. It’s a gender of its own.

By: coloradosun

coloradosun — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:00:22 +0000

heheheh…
German…

By: German

German — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:25:05 +0000

Guys, you don’t have a clue… That’s not funny! We’re just like anyone else in the world! I really really laught like hell just about how dumb you are when I read your comments… I laught so hard, that my penis got stuck in my vagina…

By: German

German — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:17:34 +0000

that won’t happen… seriously…

By: Chris K.

Chris K. — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:02:34 +0000

I was born at this hospital.

Wonder what else they failed at.

Awesome.

By: MentalFloss

MentalFloss — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:25:22 +0000

Have you ever taken a good, long look at a really, really old German woman?

Sometimes your only choice is to bluff.

By: Sittenstrolch

Sittenstrolch — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:17:07 +0000

Like Claudia Schiffer or Heidi Klum?

By: MYTN

MYTN — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:15:24 +0000

I can just imagine another holocaust against people whose genders are not German. Destruction of the human race win.

By: SsX

SsX — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:46:37 +0000

Geht alle sterben o_O

By: cincinna

cincinna — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:53:05 +0000

completion FAIL: autobahn!

By: Ananka

Ananka — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:39:59 +0000

You are right, we will! Wow… I thought I was just visiting a funny blog and now I realized that we’ll be wiped out soon… erm… I think I’ll move somewhere else…. maybe to china, I saw many pretty women in the Olympia opening…
I mean, as I’m male now…

By: legory

legory — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:35:42 +0000

Holy shi- that person has the same first part of the phone number as me. (Not considering that may be the Area Code.

By: VieuMove

VieuMove — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:03:04 +0000

… pronounced that way by we French people as opposed to the right way to say it.
…
Those long and useless explanations arose from the fact that ‘touché’ is a French word.

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:02:43 +0000

Quick, three things that Germany is known for!
1) Nice cars
2) Great beer
3) Androgyny?

By: VieuMove

VieuMove — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:55:56 +0000

Correct spelling is indeed ‘touché’.
Sometimes englishised nicely ‘touched’ and pronounced ‘too-shay-d’. ^^

By: flipchen

flipchen — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:43:32 +0000

No one forces you to watch german commercials my polish friend! NO ONE!

By: flipchen

flipchen — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:38:57 +0000

Geht sterben! x_X

By: MagZ

MagZ — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:37:53 +0000

using “schizophrenia” instead of “dissociative identity disorder” fail.

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:19:47 +0000

No, that’s what he meant to say… you don’t get it, do you?

Ah, I give up. Lol.

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:55:30 +0000

the ‘neuter’ part is interesting. After that it goes on about Latin and Spanish.

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:54:39 +0000

all right, it’s not a synonym for sex, but it’s not going to be ‘german’ either.
taken directly from dictionary.com:
“…The most familiar sets of genders are of three classes (as masculine, feminine, and neuter in Latin and German)…”

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:51:23 +0000

you can’t post any links here except inside your name
(that’s what the URI is)

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:03:32 +0000

did you?

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:01:26 +0000

how much do they buy for?

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:00:44 +0000

for sell?

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:58:59 +0000

well, then, what does MWF mean?

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:56:55 +0000

yes. yes i have. however, HSLD has invested exactly none of their time.

By: yezariael

yezariael — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:00:47 +0000

Actually “Gender” is kind of a german word. But not in the sense it is used here. Also, it is an anglicism anyhow.

Oh… and btw: WOOT is not a word.
Suckers.

By: V123

V123 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:52:37 +0000

*reminds

By: V123

V123 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:50:01 +0000

Yay!

But wait, doesn’t this mean the entire population of Germany will be wiped out if you’re all gay?

By: Fahzbehn

Fahzbehn — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:38:39 +0000

Normally, I’d be the last to agree to a comment like this, but the more I look at it, the more it would make sense, and you wouldn’t even need photochop for something like this… I could mock up something like this use MS Paint.

Now, here’s why I think it is:

First: The line spacing starts becoming erratic.
Second: If you move those two lines down two lines, the entire thing makes sense.

By: someone

someone — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:24:10 +0000

that was not the real someone

By: Felicity Huffman

Felicity Huffman — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:07:51 +0000

Sex: MTF (post-op)

By: w2bh

w2bh — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:52:33 +0000

It’s “touchèz”.

By: kloetzchen

kloetzchen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:16:14 +0000

Not quite. If you translate it word for word he said:
“YES YES! I AM A GENDER! THAT WOOT!”

Besides that both gender and woot are not german words, his last sentence lacks a IST (= is).

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:41:31 +0000

But… it’s… German o_o

By: kim

kim — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:54:39 +0000

Actually, this is not a fail.
Gender is not a synonym for sex.
LOOK IT UP!

By: kloetzchen

kloetzchen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:35:32 +0000

Apparently one can not post Failblog links here.
well …
2008/02/17/fitness-fail/
2008/08/01/fitness-fail-2/

By: kloetzchen

kloetzchen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:32:16 +0000

No, search for “fitness”, you get two identical fails.

By: kloetzchen

kloetzchen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:30:35 +0000

Lern Deutsch, du Nasenbohrer.
Verwend gefälligst Prädikate.

By: Did anyone see my fail

Did anyone see my fail — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:23:10 +0000

Maybe you were on other another fail site. I’ve seen multiple pictures get put up on other site’s long before they get voted up on failblog. So i guess that’s a sloppy seconds win

By: kloetzchen

kloetzchen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:09:14 +0000

Sorry to be a pain, but I think, that this picture of the gym with two escalators going to the entrance was used twice.
However, I might be wrong and this was the only picture I ever thought of to have been reused. (Can you say it that way? I’m not a native speaker, as you might have guessed already.)
No offence, keep up the good work.

By: blablabla

blablabla — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:01:07 +0000

There’s no better thing for a Pole to see something funny about ze Germans in the morning. And then even those awful German commercials with dubbing that I am somewhat forced to watch every day, get on my nerves to a lesser extent than usual.