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Sex : Student ; ] ?
Student?
*masturbates*
I know the guy. This is like his biggest joke.
well in fact its not so funny because it could also have a bit different meaning if you translate it and take in consideration the WW2. gender= geschlecht
but geschlecht can also mean, what you ethnicity is.
the nazi sometimes talkt about ” menschen des arischen geschlechts” as the best human race. so in fact: not funny at all
FAILBLOG FAIL…
Recycling old stuff posted not too long ago….
BORING
once again, why do people like to scream “old!!!” if they have no idea what failblog has used? i can personally guarantee that none of these pictures have been used here before. ever.
I haven’t seen this on failblog before. You fail!
i agree with that..
newbie fail!
cause its cool to admit youve invested WAY too much time on here.
yes. yes i have. however, HSLD has invested exactly none of their time.
German. It’s a gender of its own.
seconded
It’s not “recycling” if it was on the voting page, THEN on the main page.
thirded
Steps to see previous failblog posts…
Step 1: Get head out of a$$
Step 2: Open Browser, navigate to failblog website
Step 3: Navigate to bottom of page looking for word “Last”
—===— OR —===—
Step 3: Hit and type in search bar “Last”
Step 4: Look at the last set of postings
Step 5: Search through failblog backwards
Step 6: Realize all the reused failblog postings!
Now you have instructions to see all the lame reused looped through postings! No more excuses flapjack!!!
You don’t like it? Hit the voting page and help decide what pics get sent up OR toddle off and go bitch somewhere else. and if you’re too lazy to do either of those, you can always just stay quiet and let everyone else enjoy the site.
He is right…when the old pic/movie is reused, it is taken from the bottom and moved to front. If you start looking at old ones, you will see them become “new” and then go away from the old list.
Steps to stop being an asswad…
Step 1: Get head out of mother.
Step 2: Open car, navigate to nearest bridge.
Step 3: Navigate to bottom of river via jumping.
—===— OR —===—
Step 3: Hit nearby vehicle on bridge.
Step 4: Look at own severely mutilated body.
Step 5: Climb out of wrecked car backwards.
Step 6: Realize you should have just jumped!
Now you have instruction to stop being a lamer on postings on failblog! No more excuses flapjack!!!
i have looked at the whole archive. not a single picture has been reused. making sure your instruction aren’t pointless FAIL
Finding something better to do with your time fail
Sorry to be a pain, but I think, that this picture of the gym with two escalators going to the entrance was used twice.
However, I might be wrong and this was the only picture I ever thought of to have been reused. (Can you say it that way? I’m not a native speaker, as you might have guessed already.)
No offence, keep up the good work.
Maybe you were on other another fail site. I’ve seen multiple pictures get put up on other site’s long before they get voted up on failblog. So i guess that’s a sloppy seconds win
No, search for “fitness”, you get two identical fails.
Apparently one can not post Failblog links here.
well …
2008/02/17/fitness-fail/
2008/08/01/fitness-fail-2/
you can’t post any links here except inside your name
(that’s what the URI is)
JA JA! ICH BIN EIN GENDER! DAS WOOT!
Lern Deutsch, du Nasenbohrer.
Verwend gefälligst Prädikate.
But… it’s… German o_o
Not quite. If you translate it word for word he said:
“YES YES! I AM A GENDER! THAT WOOT!”
Besides that both gender and woot are not german words, his last sentence lacks a IST (= is).
Actually “Gender” is kind of a german word. But not in the sense it is used here. Also, it is an anglicism anyhow.
Oh… and btw: WOOT is not a word.
Suckers.
No, that’s what he meant to say… you don’t get it, do you?
Ah, I give up. Lol.
lulz
Sex : Yes please!
Denied.
Ah, but do you know what TV show I was quoting?
yes.
TV show…..
or movie?
TV show, it may have also been done in a movie, it HAS been done to death. I just couldn’t pass it up.
It -has- been done a lot, kind of a cliché joke… but I’ll take a stab and say… Simpson’s?
Nope, it’s a lot older than the Simpsons. Though it was one of the longer running shows around.
Dallas?!?!
M*A*S*H?
+1 Mash
Golden Girls?
Happy Days?
Fall Guy?
I Love Lucy?
::masturbates::
*Sees your weena(barely) and starts laughing uncontrollably, then has sex with your brother*
You just keep on tuggin’, weena man.
You did see it?
Mister Rogers?
Then I’m saying: Southpark.
What can I win, actually?
I must be old. Even Dallas isn’t quite old enough. And you win bragging rights only. Not that this would be anything to brag about.
Older than Simpson’s >> Southpark came after the Simpson’s
… and older than Dallas too? This might be before even my ancient time… Can I have a hint? This is going to bug me now ><
It’s not a cartoon. And the subject was a bit controversial at the time.
Was it a sit-com? if so, was it starring a married couple?
Yes, it was a sit-com.
No, it did not star a married couple.
It DID star a bunch of horny doctors though.
Well, OK, ONE horny doctor.
Yes it was M*A*S*H
Laugh-in
Say Goodnight Dick!
Euh… OLDER than Dallas… alright… Flying Circus?
It was american, filmmed in California, but not set in this country. We idid occupy part of that country though.
did, even. Sorry about the typo.
I KNOW NUTTZINK!
Nu… what?
Gotta be Mash…also done in Austin Powers.
…………. MASH?
DIDG DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNER! Gee, that ate up thirty minutes time. Now what?
*ponders* …………………………… wanna kiss to kill time?
(quid pro quo, clarice… what show was -that- quote from?)
…. not the quid pro quo one, the kissing one… but that second one can be a bonus
Second one is Silence of the Lambs.
pff…. MacGyver.
I think this one might take a certain degree of Anime nerd to nail….
I have no idea, and my computer chose the last ten minutes to fall apart. $%#&^%$ new modem!!!
Survey says! Neon Genesis Evangelion… like anyone cares.
I know nothing of Anime. Sit-coms, sure. I watched too much TV as a kid. I probably still do.
HAHA, anime nerds dont NAIL anything tho….
M*A*S*H*?
Do we still occupy California?
Yeah, we could just say Austin Powers and move on from this…
But then Vagabond willl be left wondering!
Police Squad with Leslie Nielson! (~1982)
Wouldn’t that be ‘wandering’?
*nods* tu che …. (sp?)
Touché ^^
It’s “touchèz”.
Correct spelling is indeed ‘touché’.
Sometimes englishised nicely ‘touched’ and pronounced ‘too-shay-d’. ^^
… pronounced that way by we French people as opposed to the right way to say it.
…
Those long and useless explanations arose from the fact that ‘touché’ is a French word.
Old quote fail.
Sex: MWF
And sometimes Saturday.
Mis-interpretted comment joke – WIN!!!
wow one comment sparked a lot of pointless debate about tv
Thanks for your input.
your welcome
But I want it to be MY welcome!
well, then, what does MWF mean?
Sex: MTF (post-op)
I don’ see what the problem is.
So all Germans are hermaphrodites…doesn’t mean you need to make fun of them.
Could also mean that all Germans are either male or female. I admit that that theory complicates the situation a bit especially concerning the question on how they reproduce. But only because it demands more explanation, it doesn’t mean, it shoudn’t be considered.
How they reproduce? Germans are self fertilizing egg layers. Seriously people. Does no one read National Geographic?!
…
Oh wait…This is Weekly World News
CARRY ON!
I didn’t say, I don’t know, how reproduction is possible, I only said, it makes things more complicated…
what is weekly world news?
Why…So…Serious
Weekly World News is one of the garbage “news” items for sale at the supermarket checkout. Such classic headlines included, but were not limited to:
Batboy!
Aliens advise President Clinton!
Satan’s Bones Found!
Give it a google, good for a chuckle at least.
I see… in which country?
World’s biggest exporter in both garbage and fake news. USA USA USA
Thanks for keeping the market alive, Planet Earth…
I thought most of the fake news come from aliens that try to fool us?
Well yes, of course. But if you read the headlines earlier, they got to Pres. Clinton to make the US their mouhtpiece. Wonderful thing about a fake newspaper is no one pays attention when ‘real’ stories get printed.
Like during the football world cup… no one listened to the news, as everyone only paid attention to football.
Well, no, that’s different.
dead ringers joke … old!!!
Also like in Men In Black!
you mean like if you run a secret organisation, if you act all wierd and say crazy things no one will pay any attention to you, but if you act all secretive everyone will want to know what you are up to.
Oh so THAT’s where fossils come from! (Sorry, couldn’t resist. )
to quote DTWF:
“Bill Clinton found eating Demon Baby in Basement!”
“Hillary Furious!”
“Bat Boy storms off mad!”
Dual-headed Raymond Burr Baby is my personal favorite. It makes me want one! Don’t you?
Germans have a different gender from the rest of human beings?
“Übermensch”
Men are from Germany, Women are from Switzerland. And small annoying children can be from Lichtenstein.
But isn’t Switzerland neutral??
Neutrality joke win.
Ordinarily, I’d agree with you, but Avis’ persuasive comment makes me non-committal.
Ambivelent are you?
I go both ways.
… though sometimes I’m not sure I should.
Dragon’ll be in his bunk.
*innocent look*
Moi?? Hey, I just tucked him in last night…that’s all, I swear!
a sleep over?
my memory’s a bit, shall we say, fuzzy?
no, wait … was there something about kissing a carpet? … no wait, petting the baby cows … ?
I guess you forgot what we did too.
(runs away)
*embarrassed and hurt*
Um…yeah…petting the cows…THAT’S what you did!
Cee Cee, I swear.
I wish I knew how to remember you.
Oh, no, wait … it was the babies’ cows … you know, the ones in the sweaters …
Have they come home yet?
Can’t tell you. I’ve been fast asleep under the hay, studying linguistics in my dreams. But I’m sure it happens all the time.
Yea I am sure YOUR dreaming about linguistics.*rolling eyes*
The baby cows are missing, OH NO! *burp*. Sorry beef…I um mean pork gives me gas. O.o
Also I have some sweaters for sell.
for sell?
how much do they buy for?
Precisely!
What?! Oh shit… you just destroyed my picture of the world. I always thought I was a German female but now I see that I MUST be male when I’m from Germany… so as I’m with a boyfriend I am gay… thanks for telling me.
Im gay, I’m gay!!
Yay!
But wait, doesn’t this mean the entire population of Germany will be wiped out if you’re all gay?
You are right, we will! Wow… I thought I was just visiting a funny blog and now I realized that we’ll be wiped out soon… erm… I think I’ll move somewhere else…. maybe to china, I saw many pretty women in the Olympia opening…
I mean, as I’m male now…
Ah, the Aristotelian ‘third human’. An old philosophical problem is finally solved…
Only if they’ve trained as shotputters to Olympic standard.
Ahhh, those heady East Germany days, when the members of the Olympic women’s swim team had that disturbing third bulge in their Speedos.
Well, I do remember a website from long ago that had a series of pictures titled ‘Lesbian or German Woman?’ You had to guess which it was. It was pretty difficult, German women almost ALL look like lesbians. Then they expanded the site to include the ‘British or Queer?’ section.
because you’ve seen some ugly german women on that website, you conclude that almost all german women look like lesbians?
All German women are photoshopped.
But are all photoshopped Germans lesbians??
I’ll have you know I had a brilliant and absolutely hilarious response to this comment, but the filter ate it.
Really…you can take my word for it.
Dammit. It showed up.
Bluff FAIL on me!
Where? I don’t see it… ;>) Just kidding….
Plllbbbbttt!!
All German women are racist.
Oh, wait…
His logic is flawless, you shut your mouth
in soviet russia, mouth shuts you
they should make some kind of law about soviet russia jokes like Godwins law with Nazi’s
cuz no one talks about nazis any more
You know who else liked Soviet Russia jokes?
HITLER. You Nazi.
Sara J, will you marry me? It’s not what most would call a “diamond”, but as you can see from the wrapping, it is a legit Ring Pop.
Like Claudia Schiffer or Heidi Klum?
Remembers me of something I saw on… errr… was it gamespy?
Gender:
- Male
- Female
- Other
You can find that on a lot of forms, this is far from groundbreaking stuff you’re bringing to the table.
Reminds me of refilling my medication prescription. while entering pickup time: “For AM, press one. for PM, press two. for other options press three.” QM? GM? TM? what is this other option of which they speak
MTD = multiple times daily…. that’s as far as i’ve gotten on refilling my old meds, but i’m sure there are other options.
*reminds
Gender Identification – FAIL!
Oh those silly Germans, always in for a laugh, or a world war.
In his medical toxicology it states that he’s a male though.
it also says no.
lol?
well to sum it up a German male is toxic, right?
Well, if you’ve seen any German porn you’d understand…
so, what’s a tescticle?
Hey!
I’m German, and I have a Gender.
It’s silver, and I have it in the garage.
And I have pop-pop in the attic.
Wait, I thought it was a kind of guitar…
Arrested Development reference win.
…*hust* hat da jemand was zu kompensieren? :-p
I’m german and I always thought I was female too! Oh no, my world crumbles…
If being German or being french means belonging to different sexes… then the thesis that the sexes don’t understand each other could be seen under a completely new light!
There’s a doctoral thesis there somewhere.
Another result from this is: Nationality: female. A completely new definition of Nation. Great!
That’s nothing really new… ask some married males.
*ponders* … I would like to visit that nation for holiday… preferably St Patric’s day >>
…or Mardi Gras. Bring a case of beads.
You win oo
*flashes*
i saw that … so here you go,
tossed with affection from the win float:
–<–<–@
*catches rose from the air*
*puts rose between teeth, puts on sugarless beet dancing shoes and pirouettes!*
Oooooh, wait…that might not be such a good idea around you, fuzz…!
Just to make things sure: You know that the conclusion from this is not that all Germans are female? Its only that all women belong to one nation and all men to a different one, whereas being Germans is the sex, not the nationality, as we’ve learned.
Hey professor…Go build me a coconut radio!
Is that another TV-Show quote I somehow must have missed?
Gilligan’s Island…not as much a quote as an allusion.
Thanks Art, can I keep you around as my personal drivel translator?
Can a drivel translator also translate serious stuff into drivel?
I dunno, ask Vagabond…I think (s)he must have one that does that based on the last two FailBlog comment sections.
lol. Nothing more to say. Just… lol.
Gender identification fail!
art vandalay
thats from seinfeld
Yes, but you’ll need an adaptor
Hey Vagabond.. you didn’t answer if you’re He or She..
i’m guessing.. you’re German, then.
See previous comments for this answer. It’s there somewhere.
I am a jelly doughnut *nods*
(there’s 2 jokes in there, give it time)
Sure, but I pay on a sliding scale with commission.
I should watch TV more often.
what about Species: Londoner
I like how to protect privacy, the name and phone number are blocked out, but the full address is there. Confidentiality Fail.
Only your doctor should know the way to mail the hospital.
I was thinking the same thing, except that the name isn’t even completely blocked out. Anyone can easily find out who this person is if they want to.
Oh yeah…I think we should call him to tell him about how his failure is now famous.
Him? I thought this was a German.
You should call the hospital’s P.O. box.
Touche’
Flèche wounds. They should have tried to go the hospital; the Address Information appears to be above them.
Well put… what is the pronoun for that? Gem?
On second though, Germ?
Damnit, typos on consecutive posts…typos that still formed actual words.
I officially will not post again on this Fail. I fail x 2.
I fear you also fail in math, sweet Art.
but they don’t let Germs in hospitals… someone might get sick >>
Oddly enough the hospital is the best place to find germs, the place is lousy with them.
Just look to see who enters the restroom with a Swastika on the door.
wait, i thought germans were people with two penises and a vagina on their face with sharks teeth in it.
wtf?
What he said.
Talking to self fail.
but Schizophrenia WIN
using “schizophrenia” instead of “dissociative identity disorder” fail.
that’s the French.
Nah, the French are all bark and no teeth!
Fail at comedy, potentially at life…
David, if you think that was funny, you must be a big fan of Carlos “my real name is Ned” Mencia.
that’s an outrage.
what a mind
I don’t see the FAIL
Then you fail.
Odd, you should really appreciate this one. This fail and your failblog name got a lot in common, placement fails. O HAI, TEH E-MAILZ INFERMATION GOEZ IN TEH SECOND BOX
I would imagine that on a form that gets filled out, Gender: is typically followed by a check box option, not a blank field where one can enter any number of hilarious jokes.
Can I buy a hat made of nutrium from you, Bob?
Wer will mich ficken?
Ich.
Geht sterben! x_X
Geht alle sterben o_O
It’s MAY have been photoshopped and some of the things are just switched around… look below where it says German… it says “Male” next to absolutely nothing…
Course I could be wrong, still a funny fail though, I don’t care too much if it’s photoshopped.
Normally, I’d be the last to agree to a comment like this, but the more I look at it, the more it would make sense, and you wouldn’t even need photochop for something like this… I could mock up something like this use MS Paint.
Now, here’s why I think it is:
First: The line spacing starts becoming erratic.
Second: If you move those two lines down two lines, the entire thing makes sense.
I am saddened by this. This was on the front failblog page just about two weeks ago, and I have yet to see my hilarious contribution.
are we talking about THIS failblog.org? I have never seen this one before.
and for sex I’ll write “no thanks I’m dead”
that will fool them
At least it’s not written “Sex: Gerwoman”
I LOL’D!
for medical toxicology is says no, male, md. what does it all mean?
Maybe the comment was not about
that’s probably true. most of the comments aren’t about
wait, what are you talking about
no comment
Juwana Mann!
No, I have one already, but thanks.
…ACHTUNG!!!
that was not the real someone
Well, obviously the hospital staff was failing, it was a pediatric emergency, so the “german” is a kid, letting a foreign kid fill out the form (if it even was the kid) is a fail. Typing it into the form, without recognizing it just the more a fail. Imagine the confusion if they put german in for the medication.
Gender: (ger)man
I have nothing to add, but I did my fieldwork (in the Therapeutic Recreation department) there 7 years ago. Wow.
Bigger FAIL in this? St. Jo Mercy is in Ypsilanti, but uses an Ann Arbor P.O. Box so people will respect them. o_O
Figures that the guy who did it is from Ann Arbor, MI. Anyone else notice that?
Lolol..
“When a German and an Austrian love eachother very much…”
that won’t happen… seriously…
German androgyny win
There’s no better thing for a Pole to see something funny about ze Germans in the morning. And then even those awful German commercials with dubbing that I am somewhat forced to watch every day, get on my nerves to a lesser extent than usual.
No one forces you to watch german commercials my polish friend! NO ONE!
Actually, this is not a fail.
Gender is not a synonym for sex.
LOOK IT UP!
did you?
all right, it’s not a synonym for sex, but it’s not going to be ‘german’ either.
taken directly from dictionary.com:
“…The most familiar sets of genders are of three classes (as masculine, feminine, and neuter in Latin and German)…”
the ‘neuter’ part is interesting. After that it goes on about Latin and Spanish.
Quick, three things that Germany is known for!
1) Nice cars
2) Great beer
3) Androgyny?
completion FAIL: autobahn!
Holy shi- that person has the same first part of the phone number as me. (Not considering that may be the Area Code.
I can just imagine another holocaust against people whose genders are not German. Destruction of the human race win.
Have you ever taken a good, long look at a really, really old German woman?
Sometimes your only choice is to bluff.
I was born at this hospital.
Wonder what else they failed at.
Awesome.
Guys, you don’t have a clue… That’s not funny! We’re just like anyone else in the world! I really really laught like hell just about how dumb you are when I read your comments… I laught so hard, that my penis got stuck in my vagina…
heheheh…
German…
Dude I think it means he’s gay…
Germans – I always knew they were different
that actually means that theyre mixed man and woman..so a person with a penis and a vagina
Lol
sex:experimental.