Comments on: Cruise Fail

By: Snazzlepop

Snazzlepop — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:40:37 +0000

Anyone else notice the seemingly LARGE shoeprint type shape in the sand?

By: Snazzlepop

Snazzlepop — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:38:50 +0000

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!!!

I had to say it, no one else would…

By: gus

gus — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:30:33 +0000

This boat is not fake. This happened in Glacier Bay national park in Alaska in summer 2008 when I was working there. The idiotic captain was letting the guests watch a bear on shore while the tide went out and they were stuck there for almost 2 days waiting for a large enough tide.

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:45:44 +0000

aha !!!

By: AAbattery

AAbattery — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:26:26 +0000

this pic is a fail…. u can tell that the boat is fake… there is a hair tie right next to the boat

By: heather

heather — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:06:13 +0000

dude, this is totally failing XD

By: Devaith

Devaith — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:00:34 +0000

Looks like a miniature model…

By: James

James — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:36:29 +0000

No its not, Cant you see the people?

By: seamon

seamon — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:27:12 +0000

neptune win

By: seamon

seamon — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:26:50 +0000

tide fail!

By: E

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:19:46 +0000

I like how they’ve deployed the lifeboat. Water recognition fail.

By: Vagabond

Vagabond — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:31:58 +0000

>> isn’t it kind of redundant to link to the blog you’re posting in?

By: mangoman

mangoman — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:20:59 +0000

I am dead serious i was just about to submit this same picture.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:22:11 +0000

Ahahaha the boat is going backwards into the shore

By: Skimmer

Skimmer — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:31:35 +0000

aah noo ahh noo
im beached is brew.

By: Vagabond

Vagabond — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:14:11 +0000

There’s not enough life boats! What ever shall we do!? ……… *walks* >>

By: Gianmarco

Gianmarco — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:29:37 +0000

Is that the boat of “Madagascar” movie???

By: Woooooooowman

Woooooooowman — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:47:15 +0000

IS THAT`PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 STUFF?

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:33:55 +0000

I thought it was the Freewinds, the Scientology boat with the blue asbestos.

By: Insanus

Insanus — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:02:07 +0000

Have you heard about the hero of Kevash?

By: TheCesspit

TheCesspit — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:35:10 +0000

It’s the boat formerly known as the Spirit of Nantucket, that was intentionally run aground in 2007, after hitting a submerged object in Viriginia. As the Spirit of Glacier Bay, it run aground accidentally in Alaska.

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:17:48 +0000

Yeah, they taste just like chicken!

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:30:56 +0000

Though now i remember I forgot to ask Cee Cee was her back broke mountin’.

By: tycobb9999

tycobb9999 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:00:11 +0000

Well, then you haven’t seen the epic internet struggle between The Fresh Prince, who hails from Bel Air, and Vagabond, hailing from, well from wherever vagabonds come from. You haven’t seen it yet, because it hasn’t happened. But it’s going to happen, and when it finally does, it will generate more comments, more VICIOUS and homoerotic comments, than you could possibly imagine.

When this battle is concluded, you will see Vagabond the clear victor, and Fresh Prince trembling, whimpering, and drooling all over himself.

So, forge on, dear reader, and experience the thrill of a good old fashioned country ass-kicking…

By: Captain Hazelwood (not tycobb9999)

Captain Hazelwood (not tycobb9999) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:59:22 +0000

I said “scotch on the rocks”, not ” STOP on the rocks”!

By: Fahzbehn

Fahzbehn — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:44:25 +0000

Research has shown that 70% of all statistics are made up 30% of the time.

All kidding aside, it’s possible that there was abnormally high tide followed by an abnormally quick low tide, resulting in the cruise ship being stranded on a sandbar. While still a fail, it’s an explination as to how something like this could have occured.

By: Reaktorr

Reaktorr — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:07:58 +0000

Well at least they made the beach party…

By: Beren

Beren — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:22:11 +0000

What is this PBS of which you speak. I a poor uneducated fellow from England know nothing of these Yankee instigated epitomes of free speech.

Doth this PBS stand for the Public Broadcasting Service? What raptious joy it must be for thou to be able to wax long on the subject of thy hearts desire. The internet is such a poor cousin of that noble service.

Or could thou mean that worthy institution the Poetry Book Society, which seeks to ensure those morsels of noble prose that, once uttered, should be safegaurded for eternity.

Ah, finally, illumination! My loyal and trusy companion (aka google) has discovered the truth of your noble intent. You seek to bring us all back to the greater light, that which is unknowable yet knowest all. I of course refer to the Prayer Book Society which doth seek to safegaurd the noble traditions of the common prayer book.

Oh yeah and Hi and stuff.

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:48:41 +0000

Clearly the ocean failed here, not the boat. The ocean failed to be higher.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:23:43 +0000

aaaaanon i do believe you’re toying with us now

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:12:20 +0000

And toy newbs on it that are waiting for you, because you left your glasses at home

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:11:45 +0000

and toy details that would make this a multi-grand toy for only the richest of yachtsman-wannabes.

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:10:48 +0000

and a toy cruise website address

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:09:54 +0000

with a toy lifeboat and toy living people on it
and toy waves moving around

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:09:05 +0000

actually, you were justified in telling him off.

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:08:28 +0000

AHHH HA AH HA AH AHA HA AH
i gets it

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:07:28 +0000

i’m starting to believe that the PBS you keep referring to isn’t the children’s tv network.

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:06:41 +0000

dragonmwiter
that’s what i got

By: aaaaanon

aaaaanon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:05:53 +0000

it’s a link to a .jpg picture. as far as i know, you can’t have sound in a .jpg file.

By: BrettR

BrettR — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:58:03 +0000

FAIL!

It is a small cruise ship, I got the picture from the newspaper, it was Alsaka I think.

By: Vagabond

Vagabond — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:14:27 +0000

Once again, *points to self* don’t give a crap about burn of the week. Take the 5 minutes to actually -read- the conversation -_- Just because someone posts a lot in one thread, and all of them are aimed at humiliating some pathetic tollomite, doesn’t mean they’re reaching for burn of the week…
… sometimes we’re just ass holes *shrugs*

By: Vagabond

Vagabond — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:10:16 +0000

Yes, someone else posted it in a comment tree higher than mine, but always check the time stamps

By: Donnie Mac

Donnie Mac — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:50:29 +0000

Indeed, people can be hard to resist.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:19:03 +0000

I can barely blee it myself.
Everything’s getting foggy.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:09:44 +0000

I saw what you did they’re.

By: failblog

failblog — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:05:21 +0000

Indeed.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:57:49 +0000

Well, if you’re top’s down, you might like to join Dragon– she’s “washing up” a storm in the shower, just a’singing and a’sighing,

By: Oripapa

Oripapa — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:56:50 +0000

I was ON that boat during the whole trip. It was sold as a special deal for people with acute problems with seasickness. This was taken on the third day, but I slept through the afternoon program, so you won’t find me on the pic.

By: cee cee

cee cee — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:36:46 +0000

Top or down I am good both ways.
But I might be retiring. My back and knees are just not as good as they use to be.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:19:37 +0000

Wait…I thought Cee Cee liked to be on top…!