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FreshPrinceOfBelAir

again, sorry about the first, but really, is there a fail here? looks like the passengers didn’t check out the quality of the cruise service before buying. looks like a you get what you pay for win.

chain failure

i don’t think it’s reported in the cruise company brochure that “we may land on shore because our captain is blind”

Vagabond

That’s not what I thought they meant by “Rock Wall”

Oripapa

I was ON that boat during the whole trip. It was sold as a special deal for people with acute problems with seasickness. This was taken on the third day, but I slept through the afternoon program, so you won’t find me on the pic.

 
 
 
TickleMeOzmo

This is a model…

 
talonsofpeace

It’s not a model, it’s a failboat.

 
 
 
 
FreshPrinceOfBelAir

lol. sorry, i couldn’t resist people.

 
 
You've Got Fail

I have a feeling this will not get as many comments as “Wii fail”

Guy Over Yonder

Yeah, it won’t. D:

 
 
Adoni

its ok, no one could trust your judgement anyway when youre named after fresh prince of bel air :)

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

you wish you were half as fresh as me you old, smelly, dirty bag of shit you.

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

you wish you young you old, gray, used, ripe, archaic, long-lived, ancient, antique, hoary, old fart you.

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

thesaurus WIN!

Vagabond

You can’t call your own win, that’s like laughing at your own joke *shakes his head* socialization fail; go back to your cave.

 
Insanus

Look who’s talking mr Hobo! At least he has a cave, you sleep in the motherhacking boxes!

Vagabond

Are you kidding? I only sleep in the finest dumpers of Paris! *turns up his noes and marches off, offended*

But seriously… those boxes are nice… T_T

Sara J

Don’t forget to turn down your yesses. Yes’s? Yes’? Yessis?

fuzz on the concept

They’ll no doubt turn up eventually, regardless.

Sara J

Just like a dirty frog.

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fuzz on the concept

sans frog, sang-froid

 
 
 
Vagabond

… >< it took me a minute to get that, I thought I made a typo or something XD that was cleaver

Sara J

Thanks! And this is paring knife. Oh, I’m just too much! ;)

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fuzz on the concept

you two make half a sharp couple

 
Sara J

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Dragonwriter

That’s next week’s PBS show, Sara…”Plurals and Plurii”!

Sara J

Turning up my yesses for that one!

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Adoni

you young you old?
contradiction fail? bad spelling fail? its something, im tired, cant think of which kind of fail. and not cool enough for a good rebuttle. i lose….

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

lol. my bad, forgot were in between you and young. Thanks for pointing that out, douchebag

Adoni

you kids these days are so angry all that time. Its all that darned loud music….

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

nah, i think it’s that all you damned hippies made all good drugs illegal, how are we supposed to chillax when everything is so expensive and hard to find?

Adoni

its not that all good drugs are illegal, its that now they are controlled by the government. they dont want you doing drugs unless they can tax it. hence the use of complicated crap instead of simple herbal remedies ( and i dont jsut mean pot ) but then people could get it free, we dont want that now do we??? haha
( granted this i a general observation adn doesnt apply to all medicines, but close enough… )

Adoni

god, now im starting to sound like an old person. jesus. im
only 21! but then again, i do have arthritis…. hmmm.

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FreshPrinceOfBelAir

arthritis? what are you? some gigantic, morbidly obese heart attack prone fat ass?

 
Adoni

nah, slightly underweight actually. im a painter and did tattooing for a bit. . fucks up my hands tho.

 
Adoni

underweight im afraid. but im a painter of 8 yrs and did tattooing and piercing for a while, so fucked up my hands already.

 
Sara J

Had a few too many Junior Frosties.

 
 
Vagabond

You’re right on the money there *nods* though if marijuana were legal, the government could rake in a substantial amount of extra tax money a year. Plus, there would be some regulation for pot and people wouldn’t be as likely to get a tainted batch… Then again, that would mean the government has to take back all the bad things they said about pot when they tried to make everyone hate and fear it; no way that’s gonna happen.

Then again, we’re getting a little off topic, don’t you think? XD

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Adoni

yeah, but people could grow it themselves, hell they already do, so the government wouldnt be able to keep it under control. personal;ly i dont smoke or drink, but id rather have alcohol banned and make pot legal, makes more sense to me.

 
Vagabond

True. You can make your own beer though, candy too, and if you’re really good it’ll be quite a treat. But for the most part, the stuff you get in the store will be far, far superior to anything the average consumer can make themselves.

 
FreshPrinceOfBelAir

b3nd over and I’ll show you a treat.

 
Insanus

FreshPrinceofFail, you’re a disciple of Gasman?

 
Avis

The government seems to have no problem contradicting itself in other matters why not this one too?
Stoned people may react slower,but drunk people react violently.

 
 
 
tehgreat

hippies wouldnt make drugs illegal. fyi

 
 
 
 
 
Art Vandalay

Crediting yourself with a win FAIL.

 
 
 
 
Skunktrain

If he was a new, smelly, dirty bag of shit he would have been half as fresh as you?

 
Vagabond

Then again, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air came out in 1990, is it -really- that fresh anymore? >>

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

hey vagabond, go suck a penis for a dollar. that may buy you a beer.

Vagabond

I’m sorry bro, all the guys in my neighborhood are busy with your mom.

 
FreshPrinceOfBelAir

FYI, my mother died in ‘02. What old hag are you and your butt buddies busy with?

 
Vagabond

tsk tsk, the dead mother card? You live up to your name, because apparently I’m back in grade school. What’s next, gonna throw my back pack in the girl’s bathroom?

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

so getting picked on is your thing eh?

Vagabond

Only be people who feel the need to overcompensate for their severe lack of intelligence by “picking” on those they view as superior to them… are you one of those people, Mr BelAir?

FreshPrinceOfBelAir

only be? and you are talking about intelligence, or lack thereof?

Vagabond

One typo in how many posts? Now you’re just grasping at straws. How desperate are you going to get before you just give it up and walk away with the shreds of dignity you managed to cling to?

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Insanus

roflmao, Epic Flame.

 
Avis

What shreds? I don’t see any shreds.

 
First!

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics, even if you win you’re still retarded.

 
Sara J

…the shreds of dignity to which you managed to cling.

 
Dragonwriter

Can’t we all just get a…AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

*exits stage left with arms over head as stones, cows, garden tools and PBS shows are lobbed*

 
Sara J

You forgot the cabbages.

 
fuzz on the concept

chou chou shoo