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  1. FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

    first!

  2. FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

    lol. sorry, i couldn’t resist people.

  3. You've Got Fail says:

    I have a feeling this will not get as many comments as “Wii fail”

    • Guy Over Yonder says:

      Yeah, it won’t. D:

      • tycobb9999 says:

        Well, then you haven’t seen the epic internet struggle between The Fresh Prince, who hails from Bel Air, and Vagabond, hailing from, well from wherever vagabonds come from. You haven’t seen it yet, because it hasn’t happened. But it’s going to happen, and when it finally does, it will generate more comments, more VICIOUS and homoerotic comments, than you could possibly imagine.

        When this battle is concluded, you will see Vagabond the clear victor, and Fresh Prince trembling, whimpering, and drooling all over himself.

        So, forge on, dear reader, and experience the thrill of a good old fashioned country ass-kicking…

  4. Adoni says:

    its ok, no one could trust your judgement anyway when youre named after fresh prince of bel air :)

    • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

      you wish you were half as fresh as me you old, smelly, dirty bag of shit you.

      • Adoni says:

        Im not old!

        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

          you wish you young you old, gray, used, ripe, archaic, long-lived, ancient, antique, hoary, old fart you.

          • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

            thesaurus WIN!

            • Vagabond says:

              You can’t call your own win, that’s like laughing at your own joke *shakes his head* socialization fail; go back to your cave.

            • Adoni says:

              you young you old?
              contradiction fail? bad spelling fail? its something, im tired, cant think of which kind of fail. and not cool enough for a good rebuttle. i lose….

              • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                lol. my bad, forgot were in between you and young. Thanks for pointing that out, douchebag

                • Adoni says:

                  you kids these days are so angry all that time. Its all that darned loud music….

                  • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                    nah, i think it’s that all you damned hippies made all good drugs illegal, how are we supposed to chillax when everything is so expensive and hard to find?

                    • Adoni says:

                      its not that all good drugs are illegal, its that now they are controlled by the government. they dont want you doing drugs unless they can tax it. hence the use of complicated crap instead of simple herbal remedies ( and i dont jsut mean pot ) but then people could get it free, we dont want that now do we??? haha
                      ( granted this i a general observation adn doesnt apply to all medicines, but close enough… )

                      • Adoni says:

                        god, now im starting to sound like an old person. jesus. im
                        only 21! but then again, i do have arthritis…. hmmm.

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          arthritis? what are you? some gigantic, morbidly obese heart attack prone fat ass?

                        • Adoni says:

                          nah, slightly underweight actually. im a painter and did tattooing for a bit. . fucks up my hands tho.

                        • Adoni says:

                          underweight im afraid. but im a painter of 8 yrs and did tattooing and piercing for a while, so fucked up my hands already.

                        • Sara J says:

                          Had a few too many Junior Frosties.

                      • Vagabond says:

                        You’re right on the money there *nods* though if marijuana were legal, the government could rake in a substantial amount of extra tax money a year. Plus, there would be some regulation for pot and people wouldn’t be as likely to get a tainted batch… Then again, that would mean the government has to take back all the bad things they said about pot when they tried to make everyone hate and fear it; no way that’s gonna happen.

                        Then again, we’re getting a little off topic, don’t you think? XD

                        • Adoni says:

                          yeah, but people could grow it themselves, hell they already do, so the government wouldnt be able to keep it under control. personal;ly i dont smoke or drink, but id rather have alcohol banned and make pot legal, makes more sense to me.

                        • Vagabond says:

                          True. You can make your own beer though, candy too, and if you’re really good it’ll be quite a treat. But for the most part, the stuff you get in the store will be far, far superior to anything the average consumer can make themselves.

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          b3nd over and I’ll show you a treat.

                        • Insanus says:

                          FreshPrinceofFail, you’re a disciple of Gasman?

                        • Avis says:

                          The government seems to have no problem contradicting itself in other matters why not this one too?
                          Stoned people may react slower,but drunk people react violently.

                    • tehgreat says:

                      hippies wouldnt make drugs illegal. fyi

            • Art Vandalay says:

              Crediting yourself with a win FAIL.

      • Skunktrain says:

        If he was a new, smelly, dirty bag of shit he would have been half as fresh as you?

      • Vagabond says:

        Then again, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air came out in 1990, is it -really- that fresh anymore? >>

        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

          hey vagabond, go suck a penis for a dollar. that may buy you a beer.

          • Vagabond says:

            I’m sorry bro, all the guys in my neighborhood are busy with your mom.

            • Corey says:

              Hes right we are (&)

            • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

              FYI, my mother died in ‘02. What old hag are you and your butt buddies busy with?

            • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

              she didnt have large hands and an adams apple did she? You may want to check for a penis as well, but I’m sure you’ve got that all man-handled.

              • Vagabond says:

                I’m good, but thanks for the concern, I’m sure you learned that lesson the hard way.

                • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                  not nearly as hard as when that she-male rammed you up the ass.

                  • Vagabond says:

                    You should get some sleep, you’re starting to loose focus on reality again. That was a dream, remember? And it was me ramming -you-

                    Though i feel the need to ask you again to please stop including me in your fantasies. Honestly, it’s just not healthy.

                    • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                      hey vag, stfu! you’re the bitch in real life as well.

                      • Vagabond says:

                        Resorting to violent l33t sp34k? Careful there, FreshPrinceOfBelAir, you might make a fool of yourself on the internet.

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          zomg! like that matters you worthless little twit. looking like a fool on the Internet would be the highlight of your life.

                        • Vagabond says:

                          Only when it’s you, my friend. Me? I could care less.

                          But don’t let me stop you from making a complete ass of yourself in public *sits back to watch* go on…

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          you obviously can’t come up with a decent comeback you dim-witted inbred. no wonder you were picked on in school.

                        • Vagabond says:

                          Oh, the humiliation! *throws his head back, dramatically* you have insulted my mind, truly the only aspect of myself that find pride in! Woe is me!

                          *shakes his head with a chuckle* Honestly, is that the best you have, you troglodyte? Did your thesaurus run out of words you could pronounce?

                          Or maybe your feeble little mind actually thinks you’re being sharp… Is that what you’ve done here? Do you think that by hurling your pathetic little insults at me, that you’re going to hurt me in some way?

                          *whistles and snaps his fingers* Wake up there, buddy. The
                          only person who you’re making look bad, is you. You were the instigator here, you went looking for an argument tonight, but there’s something you have to remember: arguing on the internet is like running in the
                          special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still retarded…

                          ((Though I’d like everyone to know I have the utmost respect for the special Olympics and it’s participants. I was simply illustrating a point.))

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          hey alpha nerd. shut up.

                        • Vagabond says:

                          Well at least he recognizes my superiority.

                          I understand you’re jealous, but it’s alright, I forgive you.

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          well, in that case I will forgive you for being jealous of my giant penis.

                        • Oripapa says:

                          The Aug 6th 2008 “Artful and elegant pissing off” award goest to……
                          ……
                          ……
                          Vagabond!!!!

                          Thank you all for participating!

                        • Loliepop says:

                          And the people rejoiced: yaaay…..

                        • Insanus says:

                          Look at me, I’m on the TV!!!1!11!11

                        • Vagabond says:

                          @ Oripapa
                          *claps his hands together with an overjoyed smile* They
                          LIKE me! They -REALLY- LIKE me!!
                          omgomgomg *fans himself* I’d like to thank the academy!
                          And my agent — I love you Vince!!
                          *shakes his head with a laugh*
                          Seriously though, don’t worry yourselves, dear internet
                          prowlers, this is probably not going to be an frequent thing
                          for me. You know how the mood hits you sometimes *waves his hand* ah, you know

                        • Captain Obvious says:

                          Enough with the ad hominem attacks, you both sound like my girlfriend.

                        • Vagabond says:

                          That’s because you don’t support me enough! … and why does your mom hate me!? *cries*

                        • tikikisilakakamumu says:

                          …and i promised myself I wouldn’t _start_reading_the_comments! *sigh*

                        • cee cee says:

                          FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FGIHT FHIGT HFIGT…..

          • Adoni says:

            thats not nice. im sure hed get more than just a beer…geez….

            • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

              well, he would also get jizzed on. Vagabonds take that into account as well.

              • Vagabond says:

                Seriously, though, I’m concerned about your overwhelming focus on deviant homosexual behavior. is there something you’d like to share with us? It’s okay to be yourself, FreshPrince, you’re with… well, i can’t say “friends” but at least we can’t physically hurt you… which you should find as a blessing.

                • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                  b3nd over and i’ll show you a blessing.

                  • Vagabond says:

                    Taking the gasman approach? Are you so desperate to chastise me that you’d stoop so low? You’re starting to slip… but watch your temper, if you loose it, there’s no going back.

                    • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                      ya, don’t worry, I won’t LOOSEN up.

                      dumbass.

                      • Vagabond says:

                        … *blinks* okay, you might to have to explain that one to me…

                        Oh! I see, it’s because I said “if you loose it!”
                        You think I made a typo and you’re trying to call me out on it;
                        aww that’s so cute! Keep up the sharp eye and maybe you’ll grow up to be a BIG troll some day!

                        … but in the mean time, try reading a book. You might surprise even yourself…

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          speaking of surprised, you looked pretty surprised when I rammed you up the ass. You must have never felt something so large between your cheeks (or legs) before.

                        • Vagabond says:

                          I know it must be frustrating when no woman on earth will touch your repulsive, misshapen body, but just because you can’t -get- any sex with girls, doesn’t mean you’re gay… just a loser.

                          But I’m confident that with a good 12 step program you can kick those fantasies that plague you and return to being your usual self again… not that you’ll get any sex then either… But you’ll -feel- better, and maybe you won’t be such an
                          incorrigible ass.

                          Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was past your bed time, how rude of me *waves goodbye* remember, you can break the cycle! *gives thumbs up with a big phony grin* … *rolls his eyes*

                        • FreshPrinceOfBelAir says:

                          I’m sure you would love it if i gave up, well too bad.

                          I’m the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air bitch. i get more poon in a day than you can imagine in your life time.

                        • Adoni says:

                          ive counted at least 8 blatantly homosexual references so far … any reason for it? or jsut need to show your insecurity to everyone? whats wrong, cant afford that big truck? or the big pitbull? or a sweet ass barbwired armband tattooo to show everyone how manly you are? ( also as you seem so interested in anal sex , your obsession would only make sense in two ways, either you are gay, which is perfectly cool, or you have a small penis and cant handle the real thing. )

                        • Vagabond says:

                          Now now, as much as I’d love to psychoanalyze him, lets not talk about him while he’s too embarrassed to defend himself.

                          *nods* Come now, we’re better than that.

                        • Adoni says:

                          haha, if you call it defending himself. i can almost garaunteee it would be something along the lines of ” bend over ill show you come now”

                          thankfully i can almost justify my continuing this lame bickering by the fact that im at work all night and not wasting my free time
                          ( yay for getting paid to screw around online all night)

                        • Adoni says:

                          i can bet his method of self defense would include ” bend over and ill show you come now! ” so fuck em

                          my only justification i have for all this is that im at work all night and wasting time i get paid for, and not my free time…. haha

                        • Oripapa says:

                          And it goes on…. oh joy!

                        • Loliepop says:

                          again, yaaay….

                        • Insanus says:

                          Look at me, I’m on TV again!!!1111!!!!1

                        • Bananaphone says:

                          What the hell, must be BelAir’s day off or something. It’s a nice day outside, put down the keyboard and play outside! It’ll make you feel better.

                        • tikikisilakakamumu says:

                          …and I’m still reading… because?…

                        • the b.p. says:

                          becauseeee you don’t wanna feel left out… just like when your family didn’t take you to florida.. and you were left all alone…and those two robbers tried to get into your house…

                          KEVIN!!!!!

                        • aaaaanon says:

                          impersonation is only the sincerest form of flattery when you don’t ruin a good name. well, it’s not really a good name, but i’m sure he’s not very happy about it.

                        • cee cee says:

                          SHH lets keep watching, and pass the popcorn.

            • Rigo says:

              Oh I get it, both of you are trying to get the ” Burn of the week ”
              Right? You are doing it wrong, you should not just take a bite of
              your oponent, you have to twist the neck and make sure he
              doesnt get up. I mean, mom reversals? thats unoriginal. And
              using the other guy’s name isnt gonna work either. Come on! you
              have to be original and make a point, its not that hard.

              Oh, and a thread like this is also a stupid place to start a dumb
              argument. Kind of like this one.

              Oh yeah! And the boat failed. The tide went down while the ship
              was idle and left it there. That was the fail. Not as hard as
              both of you, but still a fail..

  5. Adoni says:

    ok, so apprently i fucked that up… oh well… i fail. maybe i should learn to drive boats….

  6. Nwabby says:

    Ahoy matey. Land ahead. Around.

  7. Owen says:

    It’s Speed 2!

  8. artslover says:

    stupid cruise..

  9. Bill says:

    Comment fail! 90 percent of comments are too douchy to read.

  10. Vagabond says:

    I can’t quite make out the logo on the ship. Anyone know where that’s from?

    • Beren says:

      Well the http://www.cruisewest.com is a bit of a giveaway ;o)

      • Vagabond says:

        *blinks and looks again* …. ah! keen eye. Thank you

        • Beren says:

          No worries, too much left handed browsing?

          *Decides to back away before he falls into the Bel End *cough* Air trap.*

          • Vagabond says:

            Right handed browsing, actually *smirks* but enough about me >>

            • Beren says:

              No Seriously your left handed? I’m so sorry for you…

              • Dragonwriter says:

                PBS PEOPLE!! PBS!!!

                *sobs on RogueThree’s shoulder*

                • aaaaanon says:

                  i’m starting to believe that the PBS you keep referring to isn’t the children’s tv network.

                • Beren says:

                  What is this PBS of which you speak. I a poor uneducated fellow from England know nothing of these Yankee instigated epitomes of free speech.

                  Doth this PBS stand for the Public Broadcasting Service? What raptious joy it must be for thou to be able to wax long on the subject of thy hearts desire. The internet is such a poor cousin of that noble service.

                  Or could thou mean that worthy institution the Poetry Book Society, which seeks to ensure those morsels of noble prose that, once uttered, should be safegaurded for eternity.

                  Ah, finally, illumination! My loyal and trusy companion (aka google) has discovered the truth of your noble intent. You seek to bring us all back to the greater light, that which is unknowable yet knowest all. I of course refer to the Prayer Book Society which doth seek to safegaurd the noble traditions of the common prayer book.

                  Oh yeah and Hi and stuff.

  11. Alpha Echo says:

    Definately some burns here… Need some aloe for that Princey?

  12. Oscar says:

    I feel Sick. I think I ate too much. YAY!

  13. K says:

    Oh man, will you believe that I was ON THAT CRUISE when it ran aground like that? We had to tie our bedsheets together and toss them over the side so that we could all slide down to relative safety! We lost 3 people to the mud, though.

  14. GoDHoRuS says:

    i think we should invite these 2 on Dr. Phil

  15. Erisiah says:

    “Captain, I regret to inform you that we may have ignored a crucial element of our plan to leave the area…”
    “What is that?”
    “The tide, sir.”

  16. Muffles says:

    We need to stop them, they’re like Vegeta and… Whoever Vegeta fights. They’ll just keep shooting lazors at each other until their battle leaves failblog in ruins.

  17. HavUTheenMaWeena says:

    We ain’t found shit!

  18. Me says:

    It’s a Culkin cruise!

  19. someone says:

    Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.

  20. Insanus says:

    Failboat goes Home… Sigh…

  21. SmogMonster says:

    Aw look, little Fail-lifeboat is stranded too! How cute.

    • MaxwellEdison says:

      No, no. What we’re witnessing is one of the miracles of nature. Mother cruise ships often beach themselves to give birth to their young. This little fellow is saying his last goodbyes before he goes shuffling off into the ocean, evermindful of the constant threat from seagull pirates. Its beautiful really.

    • Vagabond says:

      There’s not enough life boats! What ever shall we do!? ……… *walks* >>

  22. Art Vandalay says:

    There are a little over 100 comments at the time of this post…and it looks like at least 50% were posted by the same two people. Wow…

  23. [dangeruss] says:

    FPoBA is a piece of crap with feet.

    be gone

  24. Brett says:

    Failboat cruises will be leaving as soon as we get a high tide, actually a king tide, a strong on-shore wind, heavy rain, and a tsunami.

  25. Guy Over Yonder says:

    Failboat strikes again! XD

    More Failboat plz.

  26. Anominyous says:

    Trying your best to get mentioned in “burn of the week” FAIL

    • Vagabond says:

      Once again, *points to self* don’t give a crap about burn of the week. Take the 5 minutes to actually -read- the conversation -_- Just because someone posts a lot in one thread, and all of them are aimed at humiliating some pathetic tollomite, doesn’t mean they’re reaching for burn of the week…
      … sometimes we’re just ass holes *shrugs*

  27. D says:

    lol it’s a toy ship newbs.

  28. Lolnathan says:

    Clearly the ocean failed here, not the boat. The ocean failed to be higher.

  29. Reaktorr says:

    Well at least they made the beach party…

  30. TheCesspit says:

    It’s the boat formerly known as the Spirit of Nantucket, that was intentionally run aground in 2007, after hitting a submerged object in Viriginia. As the Spirit of Glacier Bay, it run aground accidentally in Alaska.

  31. Woooooooowman says:

    IS THAT`PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 STUFF?

  32. Gianmarco says:

    Is that the boat of “Madagascar” movie???

  33. Skimmer says:

    aah noo ahh noo
    im beached is brew.

  34. Alex says:

    Ahahaha the boat is going backwards into the shore

  35. mangoman says:

    I am dead serious i was just about to submit this same picture.

  36. E says:

    I like how they’ve deployed the lifeboat. Water recognition fail.

  37. seamon says:

    tide fail!

  38. seamon says:

    neptune win

  39. James says:

    No its not, Cant you see the people?

  40. Devaith says:

    Looks like a miniature model…

  41. heather says:

    dude, this is totally failing XD

  42. AAbattery says:

    this pic is a fail…. u can tell that the boat is fake… there is a hair tie right next to the boat


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