I was there when this happened. I was nailing little Billy’s ass in Halo from the other room while I sent Bart to do it in real life. I told my girlfriend to tape it all for future blackmailing.
Yes, because a 2 chromosomes X paired with a Y chromosome doesn’t make a human, just a mess. You are a perfect example on why double-X is a failure in progress. Counter-sexism fail and feminism fail. Two birds with one stone!
Personally I’d be inclined to think elder brother, given the older-sounding laughter later in the clip as well as the fact that he was just standing there.
I’d also be inclined to think that elder brother had rubbed younger brother’s shirt in something that would give it the scent of female dog pheromones, but maybe I’m paranoid or our family dogs are repressed and just don’t randomly jump up and start humping people.
You know it probably would have been quicker for the kid to just sit still and wait for the dog to finish. How rude to be rolling all over the floor like that. If he really loved the dog he would have held still.
Loving dog owner FAIL!!
OMG! I liked how the dog hopped on cavalierly like this was his mid-afternoon routine. And the kid just screamed like a little girl in rhythm with the dogs thrusts. Overall a well rehearsed production in that household which no-one (even the camera person) seemed to question…
No. The fact that you live there does not automatically make it normal to be humped by a dog. It would continue to be exactly what it is: rape of a minor by an animal that is not human. Maybe you are just referring to the ability to have mid-afternoon sex (doubtful) which is generally considered normal and healthy in a relationship. Though I think your overall pleasure in watching this clip is indicative of a deeper longing for sexual interaction in general and your inability to attract the attention of your own species. But, if you do prefer to be raped by animals and have these episodes filmed by unquestioning onlookers, try your best to keep that to yourself and not post it on the internet. Because, if you do, you’ll also wind up failblog.org and we will all collectively rip you a newer, bigger asshole than your dog just did.
its a kid who is being humped by a dog. not a national crisis! the kid had clothes on so its not like hes being raped in the bum! if he had stopped playing the game for like 2 seconds and stood up and pushed the dog off it would be over.
dogs hump things all the time! not even necessarily for sexual gratification, they also do it to show dominance. girl dog puppies air hump their toys even!
So that’s what that female Daschund was doing to my arm, despite the fact I was 5′9″ and 150lbs at the time compared to it’s 1′2″ paperweight size…huh…ok
No. The fact that you live there does not automatically make it normal to be humped by a dog. It would continue to be exactly what it is: rape of a minor by an animal that is not human.
Not necessarily, the dog doesn’t look to be older than 10! but then he’d be 70 in dog years…so maybe the video game is the Viagra…ok, now my head hurts.
Homofail specifically refers to the genus of failure humankind. Latinized, I believe it would be homofailus. And yes, we all can get along, so long as were using proper grammar.
Homo as in Homo Sapiens?
Homo means one, as in one sex.
Homophile would mean someone who loves one or same.
Taken with today’s meaning of “homo”, it would mean someone who loves gays.
then again, this previous comment appeared in a second. but the other two comments I left took a while to show up, i check on them later, probably admin had to check on it, b/c i was commenting on their nesting fail on both thoe comments
I wonder if they have a filter that if you use certain words it has to go through a moderator before it will show up. My first post in this thread hasn’t shown up yet, I think perhaps it was a bit too graphic…
Basic dog-training FAIL. I have to lol at the fact that this could be a girl dog as well…stupid retrievers have too much fur to tell. :O And don’t get me started on the too-common fat lab that’s so fat you can’t tell if it’s a girl or a boy.
We’d be in a reality where dog/human hybrids terrorize the earth in packs. If the dogs go untrained, they will continue to impregnate our youth and the war will already be lost.
Talking to yourself is a sign that it’s time to be in your bunk.
Here’s a sweater, a cow, a flamethrower, and an allusion. I’ll put on PBS for you and leave you a nice glass of salty ball juice in case you get thirsty.
oh, man, didn’t realize you could see that … but, uh, you should see what I’m seeing … no, wait … *stumbles* … *apologizes to the carpet* … mebbe not … *trundles* … y’all sleep loose … I mean, I’m ok … I mean don’t lose sleep over me … I mean you can sleep over me … no, wait … *yawns* … anyway … *kisses everybody* … um, that’s nice … *kisses all the pillows* … ZZZzzzzzzzzzz ….
same family as the little girl & the big-wanked statue with the evil grin…just more fun-family-themed-videos and pictures to share with all the ‘uncles’ & ‘ aunties’ and all of brothers friends later….EWWWW!!!!! UBER parenting fail again!
Glad we’re on the same page; we both seem to be the only two people that think this video is disgusting. How can you guys think the kid was enjoying it?!?
Ahh Bionic Commando. I do recall a time playing that wonderful game when I was mounted by several Canadian Moose. I elected to pause the game and shoo them away.
Why would someone just film that and NOT GET THE DOG TO GET OFF THE KID?! Yarg! Instead of humiliating your child that way, be a parent, yank the dog away, and give him a good slap on the rump and say “BAD DOG!”
I agree completely jamisings. It’s really disturbing and there are way too many people on this board who are way too entertained by it. Sense of decency fail.
no, you’re just an idiot. the kid couldn’t have been dog-raped, see, because he was wearing clothes. so, no harm, no foul, the kids a knob, let’s laugh at him.
Once I was at a party and some guy, who had a bunch to drink, came up behid me and started dry humping me. All I was doing was doing a stretch, tryinng to touch my toes.
Everybody started laughing and nobody did anything as I screamed for help. I tried to press charges, but the police said “Technically you weren’t being raped” and then they said “no harm, no foul, the girls [sic] a knob, let’s laugh at her.”
I still haven’t recovered. I hope that makes you feel like an assknob.
I think calling me an idiot because I have my own perfectly valid opinion (which, by the way, _never_ involved the phrase “dog-raped”) and the fact that you enjoy laughing at children being humped by dogs makes you a knob. So, I’m just going to laugh at you.
Cool down, if he hadn`t been enjoying it he would have knocked it off,
instead he rolled around on the floor making sex-sounds. Disturbing, yes, but
he`s a big boy now…
The dog is about as big as the kid, for one thing.
And the cameraman should bother because it’s a) extremely disturbing and b) not the kind of behavior a normal person would want their dog to think is acceptable.
Do I think the kid is kind of a dork to not pause his game and focus on removing himself from underneath a humping dog? Yes.
Do I think the cameraman (presumably a parent or older sibling) is pretty disturbed to not want to stop the “festivities?” Hell yes.
do you really think that the parents which raised a kid unable to pause a video game would be able to train a dog to stop humping people? really now.. funny- yes, parenting fail- yes.. perhaps they should kick the dog and the kid outside for a few minutes? the dog could find something appropriate to hump, and the kid may gain the “social skills” to avoid being humped by a dog
My friend had a neutered dog who would still try to do that. Not to members of the family, but to visitors or the male dog next door. Sometimes you can’t surgically remove horniness.
Humping is not always about being horny, it’s about being dominant. That’s why your friends dog humps others but not the family. He’s proving he’s the more powerful dog, red rocket or not.
Hey y’all,
I was a wii bit shayt-fuzz’d when I got to typing on this doggy’s newspage this afternoon.* I dont’t drink much, norly, but I luvs me some Chartreuese on occasion (and I more than loves me some Carthusians, allah time).
Apologies to any I’ve offended. (Lo, ’twas I my own self what said, “Dont’t drink and type.”)
And yet, what I’d looked to weave into the comments at some pertinent pernt — and, *s*, “failed” to do — was a reference to Harlan Ellison’s “The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the World.”
Despite my, ah, beast efforts, that dint come out … till now. It’s a way cool concept, the heart of that story. And at some point, a main character in it screams, “I love you all, I really do!”
peace and love on all your/ you’re/ yore/ yo-yo puppy-dog hearts!!
*bats a still wee tipsy but rly means it fuzz*
I don’t think letting a dog hump your butt-off while playing Wii was something you can “pretend”..
I bet it wasn’t the first time it happened.. so the guy/girl filming went to get the cam and just let it happened again..
You can see clearly that the kid knew what was going on..and had personal experience of getting mounted by his pet..
. . .they engage in endless buttsechs, resulting in the colonic dog/human pregnancy that brings shame, as well a horrifying aberration after the surgical birthing process, to the family.”
pretty sure that happened more than once and they just wanted to get their gayness out on the net. That kid didnt stop it from happening, thats what worries me most. his bro or the videographer just stood back and snikered.
Actually, the dog could have been a female. My husband’s female dog used to hump other dogs as a sign of domination if they were in her house. And my mom’s female dog humps her bed every once in a while.
I may be wrong about this, but I believe that, at least in nature, only the entity taking on the opposite gender role is considered homosexual. For instance, if a male dog is humping another male dog, the one on the bottom would be considered gay. The other one’s just doing what comes naturally… humping anything that moves.
first, i wasn’t being serious. it’s a joke my friends and i used to do. examples:
it’s not gay if you take it
it’s not gay if you swallow
it’s not gay if he’s a mime
etc.
but, the one “on top” is aroused by another male, making him gay. the other one may or may not be aroused. so, think about that.
Gotcha about the joke. But I’m not talking about people, I’m talking about animals. Male dogs aren’t so concerned with whether what they’re aroused by is male, female, or inanimate. I’ve seen dogs hump all manner of flora, couches, and each other. They’re basically just aroused by the idea of humping things. And aroused or not, the bottom dog IS taking on the opposite gender role, which, if I’m correct, is what makes him the recipient of the term homosexual. Keep in mind that we’re NOT talking about humans… we’re talking about animals. The rules all change once you’re talking about humans.
(Heads, Talking, about the little creatures: )
Well, I’ve seen sex and I think it’s alright
It makes those little creatures come to life
I can laugh or I can turn away
Well, I’ve seen sex and I think it’s okay
We are creatures,
creatures of love ….
His First
thats what she said
My eyes are bleeding.
I just rinsed mine in bleach
Anyone else get the impression that the kid was enjoying it?
…..yells of joy ?
It happens
Transspecies creation WIN
Transpecies procreation fail?
Unless I missed something and two boys can make babies now.
Beastiality win!
Getting me sick WING
WING IS THE NEW FAIL!
Shouldn’t that be “Getting me sick WANG”?
comments wont nest below the WING…
or the WANG, unless there is too much foliage…
I was there when this happened. I was nailing little Billy’s ass in Halo from the other room while I sent Bart to do it in real life. I told my girlfriend to tape it all for future blackmailing.
what a retarded comment
Because Halo is on Wii.
that was call of duty… FAIL
Animality?
its interspecies erotica…fucko
Clerks?
no.
“clerks 2″ actually
more like reverse beastality…
roversexual.
I think they are just trying to compete with the long
uncontended Donkey Show!
“long” donkey show is right.
someone else been hanging around the border? haha
“hanging” around the border is right.
Boolean WIN!
Boolean win. I ROFL’ed at that
Boolean WIN
rofl… win
Definitely.
i was wondering if his screams were screams of pleasure, or of shame…
I’d say both
yes…
… O.o wtf.. the dog was raping him and he was yelling… ummm…
3
words
for
ya…
oh
my
gawd..
thats what she said
You rang?
DONG!
… b3nd over and i’ll show you a dong!
No, bed over and I’ll show you a ring and a dong.
In Soviet Russia, dong bends…….
Oh, FUKK it already!! There IS no Soviet Russia anymore!
This has been a public service announcement.
And now, back to the FAIL….
in Soviet Russia, people dont think you are funny
In Capitalist America, people don’t think he’s funny
actually i think it was “over bed”
DING! dong…
yeah i said it. you got a problem with that?
No, actually that’s what HammerTime said.
why did no one help?
Laughing too hard to help.
Stop, Hammertime.
Just commenting on the fail.
Just commenting on the username.
Username Fail?
I don’t think so.
No, no, no… username WIN!
Flirting?
Married.
*laughing*
PENIS!
i call that a WIN! but then again im a dog
(Comments wont nest below this level) ? YES THE WILL!!
teh wont
Dog penis
Penis-Dog?
Pog Denis
dog mastebate
O.o
Is that a basset hound mixed with a mastiff?
Master bate say “Stiff Basset need Big Woman”
lol i think it smore like stiff bassest needs more space
I think my favorite part of the video was the fact that he kept playing the game while the dog was mounted…>_>
My favourite part was the fact that someone actually stood there filming the whole thing…
… and the award for ‘best domestic underage beastiality while playing videogames documentary’ goes to…
Excellent, DT.
“I’d like to thank the Academy and failblog.org “
Personal Fail
I’ve heard Dragon’s looking.
Dangit. That looks like a laughy-guy rather than a “pllbbtt!” guy.
Right. I’m sure you’ll be in your bunk.
WIN!
So is Hammertime single?
Hammertime are you a dwarf?
“Dangit. That looks like a laughy-guy rather than a “pllbbtt!” guy”
that’s why i use : P
he appears to be enjoying it…
phone number?
*masturbating*
HEY ALL YOU MARRIED PEOPLE! Your chromosomes. Check them. For abnormalities.
I’m chromosomally enhanced.
Don’t mind him…it’s a “Y” thing.
(Chromosomes won’t x below this level)
Y?
X marks the fail.
In that case, all of humanity fails, except for the stillborn babies with only a Y chromosome.
Edumakashun: For your own good.
Not being stupid win. But double-X does often mark a failure in progress.
Aletheia, only if joined by a y.
Yes, because a 2 chromosomes X paired with a Y chromosome doesn’t make a human, just a mess. You are a perfect example on why double-X is a failure in progress. Counter-sexism fail and feminism fail. Two birds with one stone!
I also made a grammar fail by putting an “a” in front of “2″.
inb4grammarnazis
Klinefelter’s Syndrome, bitches
People who are not married have kids you know…
That’s how I was born!
(coulda sworn talons was hatched)
I could of sworn a rock was involved myself.
evolved? or did you do naughty things with the rock?
Flirting on blog comments = life fail.
WIN! This thread is ENORMOUS
ha – that’s what she said…. >.>
What are you doing to her that involves thread?
Long thread is long.
no shit
Flirting. = life fail
Flirting. = People getting together.
People getting together. = Sex.
Sex. = Children.
Children. = Survival.
IDIOT!
Flirting on a place called “FAIL Blog” = Epic fail
So tucking frue!
you both eHarmony FAIL
but they are compatable on sooo many levels!…. of Fail…
FAIL!
(Read: flirting)
Yes, she’s been scouring the message boards for the man of her dreams…
You got me.
Geez… apparently doesn’t take much!
Some days finding yourself is easier than others.
Yet, as for the Biblical sense, I for one can be found in my bunk, reflecting on all I’ve learned watching PBS.
I find myself a lot easier now that ive lost weight….
actually wouldn’t it be easier 2 find urself if u hadn’t lost weight?
then there would be more of u 2 find…
you find yourself easier in what way?… 0.0 that was a horrible sexual innuendo
Scour!
You had me at FAIL.
Maybe she is dreaming of the dog
You should be so lucky, niq.
Can’t touch this fail.
Would SOMEONE please help that poor raped child?
I like how the camera person did NOTHING.
I know really. I would like to think it was a jerky brother or something and not a parent.
Probably masturbating…
(Notice how he is slow to follow the action with the camera…)
Personally I’d be inclined to think elder brother, given the older-sounding laughter later in the clip as well as the fact that he was just standing there.
I’d also be inclined to think that elder brother had rubbed younger brother’s shirt in something that would give it the scent of female dog pheromones, but maybe I’m paranoid or our family dogs are repressed and just don’t randomly jump up and start humping people.
FAIL.. knows too much about how to get male dogs to hump humans.
you mean win?
Help? Appears to me he comes to it naturally.
(I’ve been reading, ah, up on National Geographic.)
Childhood Deliverance – OWNED
The family should hire a dog wiisperer to help their child get over the hump.
I would like to meet the person who was filming. VERY INTERETING
Jealous much?
This is basicly what happens if you buy a Wii you get F’d in the @$$
this… is…. disturbing…
parents are just filming?….. …
… ..
.
The swift boat people seriously need to question the legitimacy of this guy’s “Medal of Honor.”
off-topic fail
First funny first post
someone needs to teach him how to moan better
That kid SO enjoyed it at the end.
Best fucking fail ever
Double entendre…
totally, TWO entendres.
Comment win!
I concur
entendre win
Indeed, it was a fucking fail.
Indeed, best fucking fail ever.
Indeed.
Quite.
indubitably.
Spit spot.
You, commenting double was the best fucking fail ever.
Fuck yeah it was.
You think that’s a fucking FAIL??
Check your National Geographic.
LOL FAIL
DAMMIT, where the hell is gasman when you need him? this fail was MADE for him!
i think he’s been banned or something because of the b3nd 0ver jokes
Id….. try to get the dog off?
I don’t think the dog needed any help
I lol’ed at work
You know it probably would have been quicker for the kid to just sit still and wait for the dog to finish. How rude to be rolling all over the floor like that. If he really loved the dog he would have held still.
Loving dog owner FAIL!!
That’s how I was born.
i smell something burning……… yup, i believe that would be BURN OF THE WEEK
You suck with your nose
I think you’re doing it wrong.
So full of wise, is Sara J.
Shame, you aren’t.
Insanus buttsin where he’s got no business being, just violating himself in the end.
Shame shame, Insanus. That’s the dog’s job.
Agreed completely.
atplaygroup, WINNING.
DARNIT! Every time I have a perfect response to something someone beats me to it.
not wasting enough of your life refreshing failblog over and over again FAIL
Win.
double entendre WIN lol!
i think the dog was doing a fine job of that on his own
You made my day
You’d try to “get the dog off”? You sick bastard…send me the video of that!
excellent!
Most Triumphant.
Most Triumphant!
It took you six full minutes to decide to repeat yourself? (except the punctiation)
I must say, reading just down to here has already made my day. And it’s only 2>30 am!
It’s laggy today you know.
He’d need an XBox 360; you can only be on the receiving end with a Wii
Dog is getting off already I’m sure…
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!
the sixth graders taught me that one
Hahaha South Park ftw.
I think the dog was trying that all on his own.
Damn dog didn’t do a reach around. what a selfish bastard!
WilliamCA
Dog win.
Dog Win + Video Game Win. The kid was getting pwned by both.
Dog Win, Video Game Win, Kid Fail, Footstool Win?
Footstool gets either a Fin or a Wail (Take your pick).
Kid’s noises = Fail!
I didn’t know the Wii could be so interactive.
Tennis… bowling… golf… child rearing…
Bow chicka bow wow.
haha- i hope that was supposed to be a pun..
Another double entendre win!
FAVORITE EUPHEMISM FOR DOGGY-STYLE SEX EVER
i’ma go home tonight and say to my husband, “in the mood for a little rearing?”
That is sure to raise him right.
Has he any idea how lucky you make him?
However, that sounds like you’re offering buttsecks.
Everybody loves buttsecks, right? >.> <.<
DO NOT WANT!
there ws no reaction by the kid … he just kept screaming in the same way … obviously he enjoyed both equally as much
OMG! I liked how the dog hopped on cavalierly like this was his mid-afternoon routine. And the kid just screamed like a little girl in rhythm with the dogs thrusts. Overall a well rehearsed production in that household which no-one (even the camera person) seemed to question…
I want to live there!
You want to live where a dog humping a kid is considered normal?
Do you have a secret you want to share with us?
Well… if I lived there then it would be normal… right?
No. The fact that you live there does not automatically make it normal to be humped by a dog. It would continue to be exactly what it is: rape of a minor by an animal that is not human. Maybe you are just referring to the ability to have mid-afternoon sex (doubtful) which is generally considered normal and healthy in a relationship. Though I think your overall pleasure in watching this clip is indicative of a deeper longing for sexual interaction in general and your inability to attract the attention of your own species. But, if you do prefer to be raped by animals and have these episodes filmed by unquestioning onlookers, try your best to keep that to yourself and not post it on the internet. Because, if you do, you’ll also wind up failblog.org and we will all collectively rip you a newer, bigger asshole than your dog just did.
Tl;dr
Oh no, everybody…Anonymous didn’t read! What will we ever do now?
Probably die alone.
ts;dr
Most likely.
i can’t understand this at all
burn of the week attempt: FAIL
I don’t know. I’m kind of impressed actually.
I vote with you.
as opposed to an animal that is human?
Are you a plant or mineral?
I want no such compliments!
Then how about a complement?
This gent will honor that offer.
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
That was kinda grand.
but really i am no fan
I’m not a fan of conversion van.
I’m gonna hit you with a frying pan.
That sounds good, I’ll lend you a hand.
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
Poetic follow up fail
But Princess Bride Quote Win!
Anybody want a peanut?
Have fun stormin’ the castle!
Doh! how could I miss that? I have cross over into the failside.
Inconceivable!
R.O.U.S.’s? I don’t believe they exist.
personally i prefer storming beaches to castles
Personally, I like shagging b-
Oh, beaches, ok, nevermind.
burn of the week fail.
news flash! dogs hump things.
its a kid who is being humped by a dog. not a national crisis! the kid had clothes on so its not like hes being raped in the bum! if he had stopped playing the game for like 2 seconds and stood up and pushed the dog off it would be over.
dogs hump things all the time! not even necessarily for sexual gratification, they also do it to show dominance. girl dog puppies air hump their toys even!
Girl humans hump their toys too.
So that’s what that female Daschund was doing to my arm, despite the fact I was 5′9″ and 150lbs at the time compared to it’s 1′2″ paperweight size…huh…ok
Overthought retort win.
*ignores*
No. The fact that you live there does not automatically make it normal to be humped by a dog. It would continue to be exactly what it is: rape of a minor by an animal that is not human.
wait, animals aren’t human?
“It would continue to be exactly what it is: rape of a minor by an animal that is not human.”
Mind, this is completely different than the rape of a minor by an animal that IS human.
The Fact that you had the time to type that all out in a place like this…
Means you have failed on failblog.org.
Congrats.
^^ Unnecessarily angry man. Reasonable reaction fail!
Huge WIN for the word “cavalierly”.
Maybe it wasn’t his first time and it is a common thing in their household. He is use to it so thats why he didn’t react to it.
Oh my god! That’s horrible!
we all know you loved it.
I guess for the dog.. this would be a Wiin?
Nice one, you took the letters right out of my fingers.
A WIIN for you, ‘Baby.
You both have skinny wii-ners
badger dog ^
seems to me the boy enjoyed it more than the dog
oh…mygawd
i agree
Bestiality FAIL.
for the dog bestiality WIN!!!!
For the dog, it wouldn’t be bestiality. It would be pedophilia. That dog is a Pedog-phile.
Not necessarily, the dog doesn’t look to be older than 10! but then he’d be 70 in dog years…so maybe the video game is the Viagra…ok, now my head hurts.
Wouldn’t the dog be a Sapieaphile (or something like that referring to sapiens)?
No, ’sapien’ is a Latin word, where ‘phile’ comes from Greek.
The two don’t mix!
homo
homophile?
homofail
can’t we all just get along?
no mo ho mo pho bi a
!!
Homofail specifically refers to the genus of failure humankind. Latinized, I believe it would be homofailus. And yes, we all can get along, so long as were using proper grammar.
It’s really too bad WE’RE not.
I am about to get flamed by the grammar police haters!
I’m sure I must have a grammar mistake in here. It’s traditional.
No Reply by GrammarNazis WIN !
Homo as in Homo Sapiens?
Homo means one, as in one sex.
Homophile would mean someone who loves one or same.
Taken with today’s meaning of “homo”, it would mean someone who loves gays.
I am referring to the genus of human that fails. Failure does not discriminate between sexual orientations. All can fail.
Sapien
Aphrodisios
Really? Then I’m going to throw my television out the window!
But didn’t you notice Pedobear was watching?
Hey bucko, it’s called ‘inter-species erotica’.
Clerks 2 win!
Sometimes I submit comments and they don’t show up. I wonder what is responsible for this phenomenon? I blame the dograpist.
this happens to me somtimes … usualy i can’t comment on on a particuly fail and any comments i leave on that fail don’t show up
I guesse your in the same boat as I’m, dolt. Sigh… dograpists.
Their, they’re….it’ll be all right.
*peed a little*
Cletus the Fetus putting pressure on your bladder again?
That’s his job.
sometimes It takes a lil while for your comments to appear.
patience FAIL
sometimes It takes a lil while for you to be in on the joke.
Butting in FAIL
Are you talking about h4×0r, or the dog??
Little bitta both, Dragon.
Dat’s what I thought. *GRIN*
Yeah and I heard you like mudkipz.
no, u herd he lieks mudkipz
then again, this previous comment appeared in a second. but the other two comments I left took a while to show up, i check on them later, probably admin had to check on it, b/c i was commenting on their nesting fail on both thoe comments
This is an over-explanantion fail.
Not to mention a thoe fail. And an I check fail.
I bet they fricking will!
I’m stealing that. I love to confuse the English-Challenged even more than they already are.
Damn, I was just going to say something about his English fail.
I wonder if they have a filter that if you use certain words it has to go through a moderator before it will show up. My first post in this thread hasn’t shown up yet, I think perhaps it was a bit too graphic…
Like how the dog put his @#$ into the kids #$%#$% and then WA-WOOM! A new crop of actors for “Life Goes On” is born!
:O
That was so mean!
Mean, like a Pedog-phile raping a hapless boy?
Hump fail!
No, hump WIN.
ESCAPE FAIL.
Ohhhh… You’re right!!
Seriously. Kid could’ve stood up – IF he wasn’t enjoying it so much.
the kid was enjoying it too much, after a few moments the dog wanted some variety to his humping he was ready to do him missionary style.
lmaooo!
If your kid was being humped by your dog, would you just stand there and videotape it, or would you remove the dog?
Ha ha, never mind, if the kid was too stupid to get rid of the do himself I WOULD stand there and tape it!
The kid was making angry sex sounds…
and be sure to show it to the girls he brings home!
or dogs, or whatever.
or bitches
If that kid were my brother I would SOOO have to blackmail him with that.
as long as his clothes stayed on…
Game interruption to get game on – WIN!
the paws that refreshes
i think that was a sigh from god to get off the game or get raped.
A sigh or sign? Although, both work in context.
Hey there, Polly, what’s YOUR sigh?
Polly-sigh?
I know somone who majored in you!
(eep…I didn’t actually mean for that to be as dirty as it sounded…no offense meant!)
and all night long,
he was honor and offer.
I guess for the dog.. this is a Wiin?
Nice one, you took the letters right out of your fingers.
A FAIIL for you, ‘Baby.
Attempt at an interesting, original comment fail. Play on name EPIC fail.
there’s no truth in this aletheia.
ancient scroll up fail.
Best kid porn I’ve seen all day.
Not if you’ve seen this.
What I meant was this: youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
LMFAO Rick Roll’d WIN.
Isn’t it kind of a fail though if the person had to post twice to get the joke giong?
posting twice on the internet?
::goings::
*sigh*…it’s been a LONG time since I’ve been posted twice…..
Need a complement, my muse?
You are SUCH a gentleman, fuzz.
What’s kind of fail?
Haha I get it now, third time round. Kind-of Fail.
Damn. The dog wasn’t using any protection.
omg the kid is pregnant now!
Yeah, but the kid had a level 7 stealth regeneration suit and a stim pack, so I’m sure he’ll do fine.
KHAAAAAAAAANT’T … no, akshully, i LOL’d a stealthy LOL.
I was stim’d.
Obviously, his stealth suit was malfunctioning cause clearly the dog could see him well enough to butt-rape him.
Wouldn’t a regeneration suit encourage the boy’s terrifyingly painful colonic dog pregnancy?
‘terrifyingly painful colonic dog pregnancy’ is the best new thing said on the internet all day.
lmao.
That… actually isn’t true, but pretty close, and for this blog, yes.
why didn’t they try and pull the dog off and why was the kid still playing the game?
because it’s funny and because the kid is a dip shit.
david, you blind me with your science, FTW
… remind me to wear shades in the future
well… that’s the Fail, basically: Parenting fail, dog training fail, getting a life fail, all bundled up in a 20 second video.
Shouldn’t it be classified as an EPIC FAIL?
I mean, you have several types of fail, so it should combine to make one EPIC FAIL. Right?
No, only if Mr. “SAMUEL JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER” said so. Motherfucking Fails on the Motherfucking website.
So long as the kid was still playing the game — no need to pull the dog. He’s a gonna get off the beast way he know.
OMG, brilliant.
… here’s some shades, darlin’ …
Hey we don’t know who was behind the camera. Mayhaps (yes i mean that) it was a babysitter or brother.
Shit haps.
So maybe, just maybe, it was a facesitter of a sister.
That right there is why I’m a cat person.
Amen, friend…amen.
Yeah, I also prefer p… cats. >_>
Double entendre win.
alusion WIN
illusion win
what, i dont see anything!!
Lemme put on my sweater.
You’ve got fuzz on your sweater. Here, let me…oh, never mind.
Sweetheart, you can brush til the cows come ….
::brush!::brush!::brush!::brush!::
Moo?
There is no cow level.
I dont’t either, malady.
thass’ a sickness
I don’t see what you did there.
It’s allusion, btw.
Basic dog-training FAIL. I have to lol at the fact that this could be a girl dog as well…stupid retrievers have too much fur to tell. :O And don’t get me started on the too-common fat lab that’s so fat you can’t tell if it’s a girl or a boy.
Wow, thanks for pointing that out, Grammar Police. Wherever would we be without you?
We’d be in a reality where dog/human hybrids terrorize the earth in packs. If the dogs go untrained, they will continue to impregnate our youth and the war will already be lost.
Perhaps we’d still be here, without the Grammar Police allusion, but I can’t see it.
I mean, if a tree’s standing in the forest, and Grammar Police doesnt’t allude to it …
And, GP, dont’t even think of trying to cut down those t’s you think you’re seeing — it’s just a contractually failed apostrophical allusion.
Ooooooooookay….
*gently takes bottle of Chartreuse from fuzz*
Talking to yourself is a sign that it’s time to be in your bunk.
Here’s a sweater, a cow, a flamethrower, and an allusion. I’ll put on PBS for you and leave you a nice glass of salty ball juice in case you get thirsty.
*tuck tuck (brush!) tuck*
Awww did the baby have too much of the good juice…..so cute.
Oh, the allusions! They’re too much!
Aw. And I was just about to tell him a bedtime story. It had beer and strippers and everything.
Ah well.
*smooch*
My eyes, how green!!
Confusion win
Looks like it’s time to make Sparky an appointment with the garden shears.
I’m a human person, but you know, whatever floats your boat…
I’m a human person, too.
I’m not sure I’m even a person.
In Soviet Russia, Wii fans hump dogs..
I’m a dragon-person.
No. You are a drago-writer
No, she’s a dragonwriter.
I AM DRAGON! HEAR ME ROAR!!
*deeeeeeeeeeeeep breath….*
…meep….!
Don’t know about y’all, but I feel the burn.
(Hee…at first I read that as “I feel the bum” and was about to *FOOM!* you when I finally read it right!)
Here, lemme brush that for you …
::Gives huge dragon with meek roar a funny look::
I….expected more.
I choked! I can do better! I…I….
Well, just ask RogueThree. He’ll tell you!
Only when napalm’s involved.
But yes, I just peeled off the last of the dead skin an hour ago.
Oh, don’t be such a baby. Lots of people would pay good money for a skin peel like that…you look as fresh as a daisy!
Erm…or the manly equivalent of that, anyway.
I believe that would be a Venus fly-trap.
human persons on the internet?
::masturbates::
::Take pictures of Blanka masturbating on the internet and puts them on the internet::
Yeah, the cats are always the small spoon…
Tell that to Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy.
As opposed to all the other Siegfrieds that we talk about on the internet.
Given Klaus’s recent reference to the German industrial band OOMPH! (”Gott ist ein Popstar!”) I refuse to take chances.
Tell that to the liger.
http://www.soulcare.org/Creation/liger.jpg
You rang?
You could have at least gotten the name right. how do you confuse B and R?
Joke fail.
Also, this comment receives an obviousness fail.
… and the cameraperson did nothing. They filmed this kid getting hump-raped by a dog, then shared the video with the internet. What an ass.
it definately had to be on older sibbling having a laugh at their younger brother. If I had a younger brother I would do the same!
You would hump your imaginary younger brother?
veramente, e’ una camerapersona obscura.
same family as the little girl & the big-wanked statue with the evil grin…just more fun-family-themed-videos and pictures to share with all the ‘uncles’ & ‘ aunties’ and all of brothers friends later….EWWWW!!!!! UBER parenting fail again!
do you have something you need to get off your chest?
a horny dog perhaps?
He has something he needs to get off his back.
Not sure about his chest.
i jus’ gotta have more cowbell
(just don’t tell the Reaper, or Mr. Babbage, or Ms. Dover)
(btw, there are 50 ways to beat the Reaper ::faps-a-LOT:: )
iz just my, my, my idiom, sir
he was only being rubbed very roughly, as his clothes were still on.
I heart frottage.
Glad we’re on the same page; we both seem to be the only two people that think this video is disgusting. How can you guys think the kid was enjoying it?!?
Surprise buttsecks.
::masturbates::
If your weena is missing, how can you masturbate?
Buttsecks masturbation
Who said this is a guy?
women work it out.
::masturbates TWICE::
Eeew! this post is sticky!
I think your sticking it wrong.
… otherwise, you’d be sayin’ “wheew!”
Somebody’s should help Unlicky’d.
Do the beast, you can can!!
… otherwise she remain an unlicky’d li’l puss.
omg wtf!?
But will he call the dog in the morning?…potential fail for the next day.
In Soviet Russia — dog whistles.
in soviet russia, dog has a smoke when he’s done
And these people are still parents HOW?? Good loooooorrrrd……why would you not stop the dang dog?
Though, kid’s a trooper – kept right on playing :doh:
play:doh:
Yes, he’s very dedicated to his imaginary team. So dedicated that he would rather be sodomized by a dog than let them die.
Priorities fail.
I think the dog made the kid his bitch, so Dog – WIN, Kid – Go get his dinner now!
give ‘im a collar, caller
I bet that’s the last time that kid’s ever gonna get some.
Why, did they get rid of the dog?
no, because he’s preoccupied playing with his wii all day.
And getting it doggy style…
Because it’s HIS dog!
not til doggone it, if i canz hep it
*dogslol*
In that case he’s still getting some from Rosey…
Double entendre win.
Indeed I think we’re looking at the next actor to play the redone version in 40 years of 40 year old virgin.
That’s a first person shooter game that kid is playing too.
Parenting FAIL!
I think he got involved in some shooting of a different kind. Creampie deluxe.
*shoots*
*scours!*
Wow i guess he is scared for life espically since his parents decided to put it on your tube.
They didn’t put anything on my tube. As for the dogs tube, well, that’s something else entirely.
I definitely do not want anything on my tube from these parents!
What about from the dog?
Dont’t be puttin’ that wee player on my tube.
Ima prefer da bitchasses.
I can’t tell if this is a Dedication to Video Games Win or a Failure to Prioritize…
After further review, definitely a Failure to Prioritize… pause button is dead center, kid.
Not on the Wii. It’s slightly off to the right.
I stand corrected…the plus sign is to the right of the “Home” button. But ALMOST dead center.
witty comment WIN..
in the old days -at least my era- stayin dog-rape-free was way more important than winning freaking Contra or Bionic Commando.
Bionic Commando? Is that a robot man with no underpants?
why, yes…duh!
no, actually it was a soldier with a small hook that shot from one of his hands..
pretty cool for an 8-bit game
Ahh Bionic Commando. I do recall a time playing that wonderful game when I was mounted by several Canadian Moose. I elected to pause the game and shoo them away.
(i can b talkin’ to the animalz: )
Wut we haf hear, iz a win to communicate.
Why would someone just film that and NOT GET THE DOG TO GET OFF THE KID?! Yarg! Instead of humiliating your child that way, be a parent, yank the dog away, and give him a good slap on the rump and say “BAD DOG!”
what good is a kid if you can’t laugh at them? coddling FAIL!
Would you spank the kid the same way after?
I’d spank the monkey if ya know what i mean..
::fap fap fap fap::
Oh, BP, we ALWAYS know what you mean…
even when i’m speaking in tongues??
*tourette kicks in.
0_o
c0ck!! balls!!!
I agree completely jamisings. It’s really disturbing and there are way too many people on this board who are way too entertained by it. Sense of decency fail.
no, you’re just an idiot. the kid couldn’t have been dog-raped, see, because he was wearing clothes. so, no harm, no foul, the kids a knob, let’s laugh at him.
finally, someone else who can see that he technically wasn’t being raped.
Once I was at a party and some guy, who had a bunch to drink, came up behid me and started dry humping me. All I was doing was doing a stretch, tryinng to touch my toes.
Everybody started laughing and nobody did anything as I screamed for help. I tried to press charges, but the police said “Technically you weren’t being raped” and then they said “no harm, no foul, the girls [sic] a knob, let’s laugh at her.”
I still haven’t recovered. I hope that makes you feel like an assknob.
oh my god, i’m so sorry! i do feel like an assknob now.
finally, someone else who understands logic!
Finally, someone else who understands aaaaanon!
I think calling me an idiot because I have my own perfectly valid opinion (which, by the way, _never_ involved the phrase “dog-raped”) and the fact that you enjoy laughing at children being humped by dogs makes you a knob. So, I’m just going to laugh at you.
Cool down, if he hadn`t been enjoying it he would have knocked it off,
instead he rolled around on the floor making sex-sounds. Disturbing, yes, but
he`s a big boy now…
to be fair, the kid had his own opportunity to remove the dog. he didn’t. why should the cameraman bother?
The dog is about as big as the kid, for one thing.
And the cameraman should bother because it’s a) extremely disturbing and b) not the kind of behavior a normal person would want their dog to think is acceptable.
Do I think the kid is kind of a dork to not pause his game and focus on removing himself from underneath a humping dog? Yes.
Do I think the cameraman (presumably a parent or older sibling) is pretty disturbed to not want to stop the “festivities?” Hell yes.
do you really think that the parents which raised a kid unable to pause a video game would be able to train a dog to stop humping people? really now.. funny- yes, parenting fail- yes.. perhaps they should kick the dog and the kid outside for a few minutes? the dog could find something appropriate to hump, and the kid may gain the “social skills” to avoid being humped by a dog
Or you could just have a lol. Reminds me of the time I was raped by my brother’s dog. You kind of take it as a compliment after a while.
WHAT the FUCK…
You sir, rule.
You may not want to do that, what if the dog likes it rough? He didn’t get off with all the bucking and screaming. ^_^
Better yet, get the damn dog neutered.
Because that would SOOOO work.
Learn REAL dog training before you get on the internet. How do you fix this?
Step one: Tell the dumb kid to stop playing the game and stand up. If dog persists, tell kid to turn around.
Step two: Take dog on walk. Do not let dog walk in front.
Step three: If behavior persists, find a freaking trainer. :/
heh … you said “turn around”
(where oh where is gasman??!!)
Wouldn’t you be more concerned with this dog walking behind you?
heh … you said yank the dog
Neuter your damn dog before you traumatize your kid for life, people!
My friend had a neutered dog who would still try to do that. Not to members of the family, but to visitors or the male dog next door. Sometimes you can’t surgically remove horniness.
Yeah, my mastiff is neutered and he tries to do stuff to my Boston Terrier every time she’s in heat. We have to keep them separated.
you gotta keep em separated.
Offspring win.
wouldn’t that be a “No Offspring” win?
Not sure, but that would be a comment win!
Humping is not always about being horny, it’s about being dominant. That’s why your friends dog humps others but not the family. He’s proving he’s the more powerful dog, red rocket or not.
Just like in prison!
WIN.
Its a dominance behavior. Next time he’s liable to bite the kid.
Dog training FAIL
For all *you* know, the dog’s a girl.
What an erotic intercourse. And the boy isn’t even averse to it. Odd sexual orientation imo. :p
Fuzz, we really need your sass on these comments.
TSK! And YOU a married woman!!
Oh….sass. I thought you said Yass.
What? I was just talking about Polish jazz.
Hey y’all,
I was a wii bit shayt-fuzz’d when I got to typing on this doggy’s newspage this afternoon.* I dont’t drink much, norly, but I luvs me some Chartreuese on occasion (and I more than loves me some Carthusians, allah time).
Apologies to any I’ve offended. (Lo, ’twas I my own self what said, “Dont’t drink and type.”)
And yet, what I’d looked to weave into the comments at some pertinent pernt — and, *s*, “failed” to do — was a reference to Harlan Ellison’s “The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the World.”
Despite my, ah, beast efforts, that dint come out … till now. It’s a way cool concept, the heart of that story. And at some point, a main character in it screams, “I love you all, I really do!”
peace and love on all your/ you’re/ yore/ yo-yo puppy-dog hearts!!
*bats a still wee tipsy but rly means it fuzz*
*pace Pacino
Well, I’M not offended. Even though you felt my bum.
And pass the champio…champigno…bubbly, wouldja?
well, ass for bum-touching, ’twas you m’dear, what taught me to be bold
Well…I ass-umed you’d use your new-found powers for good and not for evil!
Oh wait…you did. Nemmind. Pass the booooooze, plz.
Dogsex and a Married Woman on the internet?
::masturbates::
Married woman on the internet talking about M YASS?
::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::
Who would have more to say about this; Freud or Kinsey?
About the video or our preoccupation with the video?
yes.
Skinner
Has nobody else noticed that the Captain-Obvious cameraman said “humping” at 0:30? Thank you, we KNOW what he’s doing.
Staged.
I don’t think letting a dog hump your butt-off while playing Wii was something you can “pretend”..
I bet it wasn’t the first time it happened.. so the guy/girl filming went to get the cam and just let it happened again..
You can see clearly that the kid knew what was going on..and had personal experience of getting mounted by his pet..
i don’t know.. i lost the idea.. crap
Like I said…
tardis
Photoshop’d.
Camera hound.
photoshop!
“Dad, why does Fido always want to wrestle when I play the Wii?”
“You see, Adam, when a loldog and a wii one love each other very much…”
. . .they engage in endless buttsechs, resulting in the colonic dog/human pregnancy that brings shame, as well a horrifying aberration after the surgical birthing process, to the family.”
norly
yarly
The kid seems to like it…
pretty sure that happened more than once and they just wanted to get their gayness out on the net. That kid didnt stop it from happening, thats what worries me most. his bro or the videographer just stood back and snikered.
Uh, getting humped by a dog is not ‘gayness’.
Fail to differentiate homosexuality and bestiality.
Its actually both at the same time, because the dog was obviously a dude.
Actually, the dog could have been a female. My husband’s female dog used to hump other dogs as a sign of domination if they were in her house. And my mom’s female dog humps her bed every once in a while.
Yo, dog, domination’s in the mutha -dog’s -bed -every -once -in -a -while -fuggin’ house. All y’all’s bitches be dominatin’.
Video or it never happened.
Technically, since the kid was on the receiving end of the hump, and not the giving end, it WOULD be gay. Gay bestiality.
it’s not gay if you take it.
I may be wrong about this, but I believe that, at least in nature, only the entity taking on the opposite gender role is considered homosexual. For instance, if a male dog is humping another male dog, the one on the bottom would be considered gay. The other one’s just doing what comes naturally… humping anything that moves.
first, i wasn’t being serious. it’s a joke my friends and i used to do. examples:
it’s not gay if you take it
it’s not gay if you swallow
it’s not gay if he’s a mime
etc.
but, the one “on top” is aroused by another male, making him gay. the other one may or may not be aroused. so, think about that.
Gotcha about the joke. But I’m not talking about people, I’m talking about animals. Male dogs aren’t so concerned with whether what they’re aroused by is male, female, or inanimate. I’ve seen dogs hump all manner of flora, couches, and each other. They’re basically just aroused by the idea of humping things. And aroused or not, the bottom dog IS taking on the opposite gender role, which, if I’m correct, is what makes him the recipient of the term homosexual. Keep in mind that we’re NOT talking about humans… we’re talking about animals. The rules all change once you’re talking about humans.
i see. you know, my leg is a bit of a dandy, if you know what i mean.
My couch, too. Gay as the dog is long.
Or Long Duck Dong.
Sounds like a dog day afternoon delight.
In Sovier Russia we ARE talking about animals
Soviet-failski
we’re doing that here, too, you know.
Bonobo Chimps are epic gay animals win. They engage in multiple encounters of surprise butt sechs. They also masturbate like it’s going out of style.
Oh, and masturbating is going out of style.
I see where this is headed.
“fap fap fap fap”?
NEVER!!!!!!!!!1111!!1one
(Heads, Talking, about the little creatures: )
Well, I’ve seen sex and I think it’s alright
It makes those little creatures come to life
I can laugh or I can turn away
Well, I’ve seen sex and I think it’s okay
We are creatures,
creatures of love ….
Dog bliss us, everyone.
God, too.