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  1. HammerTime says:

    His First

  2. Adam says:

    Best fucking fail ever

  3. zydare says:

    LOL FAIL

  4. Allexz says:

    Id….. try to get the dog off?

  5. yeejiga says:

    Dog win.

  6. ROFL says:

    I didn’t know the Wii could be so interactive.

  7. dolt says:

    there ws no reaction by the kid … he just kept screaming in the same way … obviously he enjoyed both equally as much

  8. Nehlo says:

    Oh my god! That’s horrible!

  9. BossaNovaBaby says:

    I guess for the dog.. this would be a Wiin?

  10. ProfessorMurder says:

    Bestiality FAIL.

  11. Sara J says:

    Sometimes I submit comments and they don’t show up. I wonder what is responsible for this phenomenon? I blame the dograpist.

  12. jew ish gay, lord says:

    Seriously. Kid could’ve stood up – IF he wasn’t enjoying it so much.

  13. Sara says:

    If your kid was being humped by your dog, would you just stand there and videotape it, or would you remove the dog?

    Ha ha, never mind, if the kid was too stupid to get rid of the do himself I WOULD stand there and tape it!

  14. HavUTheenMaWeena says:

    Game interruption to get game on – WIN!

  15. tron says:

    i think that was a sigh from god to get off the game or get raped.

  16. BossaNovaBaby says:

    I guess for the dog.. this is a Wiin?

  17. jwprox says:

    Best kid porn I’ve seen all day.

  18. lolcat says:

    Damn. The dog wasn’t using any protection.

  19. sprent2922 says:

    why didn’t they try and pull the dog off and why was the kid still playing the game?

  20. RogueThree says:

    That right there is why I’m a cat person.

  21. Puking in Pickering says:

    … and the cameraperson did nothing. They filmed this kid getting hump-raped by a dog, then shared the video with the internet. What an ass.

  22. Alastair says:

    Surprise buttsecks.

  23. Matthew Dean says:

    But will he call the dog in the morning?…potential fail for the next day.

  24. Buttons says:

    And these people are still parents HOW?? Good loooooorrrrd……why would you not stop the dang dog?

    Though, kid’s a trooper – kept right on playing :doh:

  25. oh_My_Dog says:

    I think the dog made the kid his bitch, so Dog – WIN, Kid – Go get his dinner now!

  26. whatshesaid says:

    I bet that’s the last time that kid’s ever gonna get some.

  27. coasterman00 says:

    That’s a first person shooter game that kid is playing too.

    Parenting FAIL!

  28. mike says:

    Wow i guess he is scared for life espically since his parents decided to put it on your tube.

  29. Art Vandalay says:

    I can’t tell if this is a Dedication to Video Games Win or a Failure to Prioritize…

    After further review, definitely a Failure to Prioritize… pause button is dead center, kid.

  30. jamisings says:

    Why would someone just film that and NOT GET THE DOG TO GET OFF THE KID?! Yarg! Instead of humiliating your child that way, be a parent, yank the dog away, and give him a good slap on the rump and say “BAD DOG!”

    • david says:

      what good is a kid if you can’t laugh at them? coddling FAIL!

    • Nick says:

      Would you spank the kid the same way after?

    • amen says:

      I agree completely jamisings. It’s really disturbing and there are way too many people on this board who are way too entertained by it. Sense of decency fail.

      • david says:

        no, you’re just an idiot. the kid couldn’t have been dog-raped, see, because he was wearing clothes. so, no harm, no foul, the kids a knob, let’s laugh at him.

        • aaaaanon says:

          finally, someone else who can see that he technically wasn’t being raped.

          • AssKnobs. says:

            Once I was at a party and some guy, who had a bunch to drink, came up behid me and started dry humping me. All I was doing was doing a stretch, tryinng to touch my toes.

            Everybody started laughing and nobody did anything as I screamed for help. I tried to press charges, but the police said “Technically you weren’t being raped” and then they said “no harm, no foul, the girls [sic] a knob, let’s laugh at her.”

            I still haven’t recovered. I hope that makes you feel like an assknob.

        • aaaaanon says:

          finally, someone else who understands logic!

        • amen says:

          I think calling me an idiot because I have my own perfectly valid opinion (which, by the way, _never_ involved the phrase “dog-raped”) and the fact that you enjoy laughing at children being humped by dogs makes you a knob. So, I’m just going to laugh at you.

        • Mindless2164 says:

          Cool down, if he hadn`t been enjoying it he would have knocked it off,
          instead he rolled around on the floor making sex-sounds. Disturbing, yes, but
          he`s a big boy now…

      • molesticide says:

        to be fair, the kid had his own opportunity to remove the dog. he didn’t. why should the cameraman bother?

        • amen says:

          The dog is about as big as the kid, for one thing.
          And the cameraman should bother because it’s a) extremely disturbing and b) not the kind of behavior a normal person would want their dog to think is acceptable.

          Do I think the kid is kind of a dork to not pause his game and focus on removing himself from underneath a humping dog? Yes.
          Do I think the cameraman (presumably a parent or older sibling) is pretty disturbed to not want to stop the “festivities?” Hell yes.

          • MyMalady says:

            do you really think that the parents which raised a kid unable to pause a video game would be able to train a dog to stop humping people? really now.. funny- yes, parenting fail- yes.. perhaps they should kick the dog and the kid outside for a few minutes? the dog could find something appropriate to hump, and the kid may gain the “social skills” to avoid being humped by a dog

    • jluve82 says:

      You may not want to do that, what if the dog likes it rough? He didn’t get off with all the bucking and screaming. ^_^

    • tb329 says:

      Better yet, get the damn dog neutered.

    • Grammar Police says:

      Because that would SOOOO work.

      Learn REAL dog training before you get on the internet. How do you fix this?

      Step one: Tell the dumb kid to stop playing the game and stand up. If dog persists, tell kid to turn around.

      Step two: Take dog on walk. Do not let dog walk in front.

      Step three: If behavior persists, find a freaking trainer. :/

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      heh … you said yank the dog

  31. chroe says:

    Neuter your damn dog before you traumatize your kid for life, people!

  32. yeye says:

    What an erotic intercourse. And the boy isn’t even averse to it. Odd sexual orientation imo. :p

    • Sara J says:

      Fuzz, we really need your sass on these comments.

      • Dragonwriter says:

        TSK! And YOU a married woman!!

        Oh….sass. I thought you said Yass.

        • Sara J says:

          What? I was just talking about Polish jazz.

          • fuzz on the concept says:

            Hey y’all,
            I was a wii bit shayt-fuzz’d when I got to typing on this doggy’s newspage this afternoon.* I dont’t drink much, norly, but I luvs me some Chartreuese on occasion (and I more than loves me some Carthusians, allah time).
            Apologies to any I’ve offended. (Lo, ’twas I my own self what said, “Dont’t drink and type.”)
            And yet, what I’d looked to weave into the comments at some pertinent pernt — and, *s*, “failed” to do — was a reference to Harlan Ellison’s “The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the World.”
            Despite my, ah, beast efforts, that dint come out … till now. It’s a way cool concept, the heart of that story. And at some point, a main character in it screams, “I love you all, I really do!”

            peace and love on all your/ you’re/ yore/ yo-yo puppy-dog hearts!!
            *bats a still wee tipsy but rly means it fuzz*

            *pace Pacino

        • Blanka says:

          Dogsex and a Married Woman on the internet?
          ::masturbates::

          • HavUTheenMaWeena says:

            Married woman on the internet talking about M YASS?
            ::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::

    • Klaus says:

      Who would have more to say about this; Freud or Kinsey?

  33. RogueThree says:

    Has nobody else noticed that the Captain-Obvious cameraman said “humping” at 0:30? Thank you, we KNOW what he’s doing.

  34. ReTARDIS says:

    Staged.

  35. Adam says:

    “Dad, why does Fido always want to wrestle when I play the Wii?”

  36. Fishy says:

    The kid seems to like it…

  37. rob says:

    pretty sure that happened more than once and they just wanted to get their gayness out on the net. That kid didnt stop it from happening, thats what worries me most. his bro or the videographer just stood back and snikered.

    • Cloral says:

      Uh, getting humped by a dog is not ‘gayness’.

      Fail to differentiate homosexuality and bestiality.

      • Spencer says:

        Its actually both at the same time, because the dog was obviously a dude.

        • Sara J says:

          Actually, the dog could have been a female. My husband’s female dog used to hump other dogs as a sign of domination if they were in her house. And my mom’s female dog humps her bed every once in a while.

      • Sara J says:

        Technically, since the kid was on the receiving end of the hump, and not the giving end, it WOULD be gay. Gay bestiality.

        • david says:

          it’s not gay if you take it.

          • Sara J says:

            I may be wrong about this, but I believe that, at least in nature, only the entity taking on the opposite gender role is considered homosexual. For instance, if a male dog is humping another male dog, the one on the bottom would be considered gay. The other one’s just doing what comes naturally… humping anything that moves.