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His First
thats what she said
My eyes are bleeding.
I just rinsed mine in bleach
Anyone else get the impression that the kid was enjoying it?
…..yells of joy ?
It happens
Transspecies creation WIN
Transpecies procreation fail?
Unless I missed something and two boys can make babies now.
Beastiality win!
Getting me sick WING
WING IS THE NEW FAIL!
Shouldn’t that be “Getting me sick WANG”?
comments wont nest below the WING…
or the WANG, unless there is too much foliage…
I was there when this happened. I was nailing little Billy’s ass in Halo from the other room while I sent Bart to do it in real life. I told my girlfriend to tape it all for future blackmailing.
what a retarded comment
Because Halo is on Wii.
that was call of duty… FAIL
It was call of duty and who ever was filming was a man, from the laugh
Animality?
Sry doggy, time to cut yer nuts off
JOHNNY CAGE WINS!
Clerks?
no.
“clerks 2″ actually
that is sick man… poor kid you sicko
roversexual.
Wait, that was a dude?
Oh yeah, girls don’t play video games. I forgot.
I think they are just trying to compete with the long
uncontended Donkey Show!
“long” donkey show is right.
someone else been hanging around the border? haha
“hanging” around the border is right.
Boolean WIN!
Boolean win. I ROFL’ed at that
Boolean WIN
rofl… win
Definitely.
i was wondering if his screams were screams of pleasure, or of shame…
I’d say both
yes…
he screams and says “yeah yeah yeah”
EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL
I think he was really enjoying it…
…yes…lucky kid…
… O.o wtf.. the dog was raping him and he was yelling… ummm…
3
words
for
ya…
oh
my
gawd..
thats what she said
the dog gets aroused by kids screaming at their wii lol and now i can’t see dO.Ob
You rang?
DONG!
… b3nd over and i’ll show you a dong!
No, bed over and I’ll show you a ring and a dong.
In Soviet Russia, dong bends…….
Oh, FUKK it already!! There IS no Soviet Russia anymore!
This has been a public service announcement.
And now, back to the FAIL….
in Soviet Russia, people dont think you are funny
In Capitalist America, people don’t think he’s funny
haha…
some people still think America is Capitolist…
America is more Socialist, than China is Communist
“America is socialist” said the antisocial kid.
In Soviet Russia, funny don’t think he is people. Wait, what?
actually i think it was “over bed”
DING! dong…
yeah i said it. you got a problem with that?
No, actually that’s what HammerTime said.
why did no one help?
Laughing too hard to help.
Nice
Stop, Hammertime.
Just commenting on the fail.
Just commenting on the username.
Username Fail?
I don’t think so.
No, no, no… username WIN!
Flirting?
Married.
*laughing*
PENIS!
i call that a WIN! but then again im a dog
(Comments wont nest below this level) ? YES THE WILL!!
teh wont
Dog penis
Penis-Dog?
Pog Denis
dog mastebate
O.o
Is that a basset hound mixed with a mastiff?
Master bate say “Stiff Basset need Big Woman”
lol i think it smore like stiff bassest needs more space
I think my favorite part of the video was the fact that he kept playing the game while the dog was mounted…>_>
My favourite part was the fact that someone actually stood there filming the whole thing…
… and the award for ‘best domestic underage beastiality while playing videogames documentary’ goes to…
Excellent, DT.
“I’d like to thank the Academy and failblog.org “
Personal Fail
I’ve heard Dragon’s looking.
Dangit. That looks like a laughy-guy rather than a “pllbbtt!” guy.
Right. I’m sure you’ll be in your bunk.
WIN!
So is Hammertime single?
Hammertime are you a dwarf?
“Dangit. That looks like a laughy-guy rather than a “pllbbtt!” guy”
that’s why i use : P
he appears to be enjoying it…
phone number?
*masturbating*
HEY ALL YOU MARRIED PEOPLE! Your chromosomes. Check them. For abnormalities.
I’m chromosomally enhanced.
Don’t mind him…it’s a “Y” thing.
(Chromosomes won’t x below this level)
Y?
X marks the fail.
In that case, all of humanity fails, except for the stillborn babies with only a Y chromosome.
Edumakashun: For your own good.
Not being stupid win. But double-X does often mark a failure in progress.
Aletheia, only if joined by a y.
Yes, because a 2 chromosomes X paired with a Y chromosome doesn’t make a human, just a mess. You are a perfect example on why double-X is a failure in progress. Counter-sexism fail and feminism fail. Two birds with one stone!
I also made a grammar fail by putting an “a” in front of “2″.
inb4grammarnazis
then you are blessed
People who are not married have kids you know…
That’s how I was born!
(coulda sworn talons was hatched)
I could of sworn a rock was involved myself.
evolved? or did you do naughty things with the rock?
Flirting on blog comments = life fail.
WIN! This thread is ENORMOUS
ha – that’s what she said…. >.>
What are you doing to her that involves thread?
Long thread is long.
no shit
Flirting. = life fail
Flirting. = People getting together.
People getting together. = Sex.
Sex. = Children.
Children. = Survival.
IDIOT!
Flirting on a place called “FAIL Blog” = Epic fail
So tucking frue!
you both eHarmony FAIL
but they are compatable on sooo many levels!…. of Fail…
I loled
FAIL!
(Read: flirting)
Yes, she’s been scouring the message boards for the man of her dreams…
You got me.
Geez… apparently doesn’t take much!
Some days finding yourself is easier than others.
Yet, as for the Biblical sense, I for one can be found in my bunk, reflecting on all I’ve learned watching PBS.
I find myself a lot easier now that ive lost weight….
actually wouldn’t it be easier 2 find urself if u hadn’t lost weight?
then there would be more of u 2 find…
you find yourself easier in what way?… 0.0 that was a horrible sexual innuendo
Scour!
You had me at FAIL.
Maybe she is dreaming of the dog
You should be so lucky, niq.
Can’t touch this fail.
Would SOMEONE please help that poor raped child?
I like how the camera person did NOTHING.
I know really. I would like to think it was a jerky brother or something and not a parent.
Probably masturbating…
(Notice how he is slow to follow the action with the camera…)
Personally I’d be inclined to think elder brother, given the older-sounding laughter later in the clip as well as the fact that he was just standing there.
I’d also be inclined to think that elder brother had rubbed younger brother’s shirt in something that would give it the scent of female dog pheromones, but maybe I’m paranoid or our family dogs are repressed and just don’t randomly jump up and start humping people.
FAIL.. knows too much about how to get male dogs to hump humans.
you mean win?
Help? Appears to me he comes to it naturally.
(I’ve been reading, ah, up on National Geographic.)
Childhood Deliverance – OWNED
The family should hire a dog wiisperer to help their child get over the hump.
I would like to meet the person who was filming. VERY INTERETING
Jealous much?
This is basicly what happens if you buy a Wii you get F’d in the @$$
this… is…. disturbing…
parents are just filming?….. …
… ..
.
The swift boat people seriously need to question the legitimacy of this guy’s “Medal of Honor.”
off-topic fail
First funny first post
fail
someone needs to teach him how to moan better
That kid SO enjoyed it at the end.
did it appear to anyone else that he as still trying to play Wii for half of the rape. cause he started making noises before the dog touched him, and he kept trying to get up not nock the dog off.
LOL FAIL
DAMMIT, where the hell is gasman when you need him? this fail was MADE for him!
i think he’s been banned or something because of the b3nd 0ver jokes
Id….. try to get the dog off?
I don’t think the dog needed any help
I lol’ed at work
You know it probably would have been quicker for the kid to just sit still and wait for the dog to finish. How rude to be rolling all over the floor like that. If he really loved the dog he would have held still.
Loving dog owner FAIL!!
That’s how I was born.
i smell something burning……… yup, i believe that would be BURN OF THE WEEK
You suck with your nose
I think you’re doing it wrong.
So full of wise, is Sara J.
Shame, you aren’t.
Insanus buttsin where he’s got no business being, just violating himself in the end.
Shame shame, Insanus. That’s the dog’s job.
Agreed completely.
atplaygroup, WINNING.
DARNIT! Every time I have a perfect response to something someone beats me to it.
not wasting enough of your life refreshing failblog over and over again FAIL
Win.
double entendre WIN lol!
i think the dog was doing a fine job of that on his own
You made my day
You’d try to “get the dog off”? You sick bastard…send me the video of that!
excellent!
Most Triumphant.
Most Triumphant!
It took you six full minutes to decide to repeat yourself? (except the punctiation)
I must say, reading just down to here has already made my day. And it’s only 2>30 am!
It’s laggy today you know.
He’d need an XBox 360; you can only be on the receiving end with a Wii
Dog is getting off already I’m sure…
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!
the sixth graders taught me that one
Hahaha South Park ftw.
I think the dog was trying that all on his own.
Damn dog didn’t do a reach around. what a selfish bastard!
WilliamCA
Dog win.
Dog Win + Video Game Win. The kid was getting pwned by both.
Dog Win, Video Game Win, Kid Fail, Footstool Win?
Footstool gets either a Fin or a Wail (Take your pick).
Kid’s noises = Fail!
I didn’t know the Wii could be so interactive.
Tennis… bowling… golf… child rearing…
Bow chicka bow wow.
haha- i hope that was supposed to be a pun..
Another double entendre win!
FAVORITE EUPHEMISM FOR DOGGY-STYLE SEX EVER
i’ma go home tonight and say to my husband, “in the mood for a little rearing?”
That is sure to raise him right.
Has he any idea how lucky you make him?
However, that sounds like you’re offering buttsecks.
Everybody loves buttsecks, right? >.> <.<
DO NOT WANT!
The dog is the controller in Zoo Tycoon.
there ws no reaction by the kid … he just kept screaming in the same way … obviously he enjoyed both equally as much
OMG! I liked how the dog hopped on cavalierly like this was his mid-afternoon routine. And the kid just screamed like a little girl in rhythm with the dogs thrusts. Overall a well rehearsed production in that household which no-one (even the camera person) seemed to question…
I want to live there!
You want to live where a dog humping a kid is considered normal?
Do you have a secret you want to share with us?
Well… if I lived there then it would be normal… right?
Tl;dr
Oh no, everybody…Anonymous didn’t read! What will we ever do now?
Probably die alone.
ts;dr
Most likely.
i can’t understand this at all
burn of the week attempt: FAIL
I don’t know. I’m kind of impressed actually.
I vote with you.
as opposed to an animal that is human?
Are you a plant or mineral?
I want no such compliments!
Then how about a complement?
This gent will honor that offer.
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
That was kinda grand.
but really i am no fan
I’m not a fan of conversion van.
I’m gonna hit you with a frying pan.
That sounds good, I’ll lend you a hand.
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
Poetic follow up fail
But Princess Bride Quote Win!
Anybody want a peanut?
Have fun stormin’ the castle!
Doh! how could I miss that? I have cross over into the failside.
Inconceivable!
R.O.U.S.’s? I don’t believe they exist.
personally i prefer storming beaches to castles
Personally, I like shagging b-
Oh, beaches, ok, nevermind.
burn of the week fail.
news flash! dogs hump things.
its a kid who is being humped by a dog. not a national crisis! the kid had clothes on so its not like hes being raped in the bum! if he had stopped playing the game for like 2 seconds and stood up and pushed the dog off it would be over.
dogs hump things all the time! not even necessarily for sexual gratification, they also do it to show dominance. girl dog puppies air hump their toys even!
Girl humans hump their toys too.
So that’s what that female Daschund was doing to my arm, despite the fact I was 5’9″ and 150lbs at the time compared to it’s 1’2″ paperweight size…huh…ok
Overthought retort win.
*ignores*
No. The fact that you live there does not automatically make it normal to be humped by a dog. It would continue to be exactly what it is: rape of a minor by an animal that is not human.
wait, animals aren’t human?
“It would continue to be exactly what it is: rape of a minor by an animal that is not human.”
Mind, this is completely different than the rape of a minor by an animal that IS human.
The Fact that you had the time to type that all out in a place like this…
Means you have failed on failblog.org.
Congrats.
^^ Unnecessarily angry man. Reasonable reaction fail!
Huge WIN for the word “cavalierly”.
Maybe it wasn’t his first time and it is a common thing in their household. He is use to it so thats why he didn’t react to it.
Oh my god! That’s horrible!
we all know you loved it.
I guess for the dog.. this would be a Wiin?
Nice one, you took the letters right out of my fingers.
A WIIN for you, ‘Baby.
You both have skinny wii-ners
badger dog ^
seems to me the boy enjoyed it more than the dog
oh…mygawd
i agree
Sometimes I submit comments and they don’t show up. I wonder what is responsible for this phenomenon? I blame the dograpist.
this happens to me somtimes … usualy i can’t comment on on a particuly fail and any comments i leave on that fail don’t show up
I guesse your in the same boat as I’m, dolt. Sigh… dograpists.
Their, they’re….it’ll be all right.
*peed a little*
Cletus the Fetus putting pressure on your bladder again?
That’s his job.
sometimes It takes a lil while for your comments to appear.
patience FAIL
sometimes It takes a lil while for you to be in on the joke.
Butting in FAIL
Are you talking about h4x0r, or the dog??
Little bitta both, Dragon.
Dat’s what I thought. *GRIN*
Yeah and I heard you like mudkipz.
no, u herd he lieks mudkipz
then again, this previous comment appeared in a second. but the other two comments I left took a while to show up, i check on them later, probably admin had to check on it, b/c i was commenting on their nesting fail on both thoe comments
This is an over-explanantion fail.
Not to mention a thoe fail. And an I check fail.
I bet they fricking will!
I’m stealing that. I love to confuse the English-Challenged even more than they already are.
Damn, I was just going to say something about his English fail.
I wonder if they have a filter that if you use certain words it has to go through a moderator before it will show up. My first post in this thread hasn’t shown up yet, I think perhaps it was a bit too graphic…
Like how the dog put his @#$ into the kids #$%#$% and then WA-WOOM! A new crop of actors for “Life Goes On” is born!
:O
That was so mean!
Mean, like a Pedog-phile raping a hapless boy?
Hump fail!
No, hump WIN.
ESCAPE FAIL.
Ohhhh… You’re right!!
Seriously. Kid could’ve stood up – IF he wasn’t enjoying it so much.
the kid was enjoying it too much, after a few moments the dog wanted some variety to his humping he was ready to do him missionary style.
lmaooo!
If your kid was being humped by your dog, would you just stand there and videotape it, or would you remove the dog?
Ha ha, never mind, if the kid was too stupid to get rid of the do himself I WOULD stand there and tape it!
The kid was making angry sex sounds…
and be sure to show it to the girls he brings home!
or dogs, or whatever.
If that kid were my brother I would SOOO have to blackmail him with that.
as long as his clothes stayed on…
Game interruption to get game on – WIN!
the paws that refreshes
i think that was a sigh from god to get off the game or get raped.
A sigh or sign? Although, both work in context.
Hey there, Polly, what’s YOUR sigh?
Polly-sigh?
I know somone who majored in you!
(eep…I didn’t actually mean for that to be as dirty as it sounded…no offense meant!)
and all night long,
he was honor and offer.
I guess for the dog.. this is a Wiin?
Nice one, you took the letters right out of your fingers.
A FAIIL for you, ‘Baby.
Attempt at an interesting, original comment fail. Play on name EPIC fail.
there’s no truth in this aletheia.
ancient scroll up fail.
Damn. The dog wasn’t using any protection.
omg the kid is pregnant now!
Yeah, but the kid had a level 7 stealth regeneration suit and a stim pack, so I’m sure he’ll do fine.
KHAAAAAAAAANT’T … no, akshully, i LOL’d a stealthy LOL.
I was stim’d.
Obviously, his stealth suit was malfunctioning cause clearly the dog could see him well enough to butt-rape him.
Wouldn’t a regeneration suit encourage the boy’s terrifyingly painful colonic dog pregnancy?
‘terrifyingly painful colonic dog pregnancy’ is the best new thing said on the internet all day.
lmao.
That… actually isn’t true, but pretty close, and for this blog, yes.
why didn’t they try and pull the dog off and why was the kid still playing the game?
because it’s funny and because the kid is a dip shit.
david, you blind me with your science, FTW
… remind me to wear shades in the future
well… that’s the Fail, basically: Parenting fail, dog training fail, getting a life fail, all bundled up in a 20 second video.
Shouldn’t it be classified as an EPIC FAIL?
I mean, you have several types of fail, so it should combine to make one EPIC FAIL. Right?
So long as the kid was still playing the game — no need to pull the dog. He’s a gonna get off the beast way he know.
OMG, brilliant.
… here’s some shades, darlin’ …
Hey we don’t know who was behind the camera. Mayhaps (yes i mean that) it was a babysitter or brother.
Shit haps.
So maybe, just maybe, it was a facesitter of a sister.
That right there is why I’m a cat person.
Amen, friend…amen.
Yeah, I also prefer p… cats. >_>
Double entendre win.
alusion WIN
illusion win
what, i dont see anything!!
Lemme put on my sweater.
You’ve got fuzz on your sweater. Here, let me…oh, never mind.
Sweetheart, you can brush til the cows come ….
::brush!::brush!::brush!::brush!::
Moo?
There is no cow level.
I dont’t either, malady.
thass’ a sickness
I don’t see what you did there.
It’s allusion, btw.
Basic dog-training FAIL. I have to lol at the fact that this could be a girl dog as well…stupid retrievers have too much fur to tell. :O And don’t get me started on the too-common fat lab that’s so fat you can’t tell if it’s a girl or a boy.
Wow, thanks for pointing that out, Grammar Police. Wherever would we be without you?
We’d be in a reality where dog/human hybrids terrorize the earth in packs. If the dogs go untrained, they will continue to impregnate our youth and the war will already be lost.
Perhaps we’d still be here, without the Grammar Police allusion, but I can’t see it.
I mean, if a tree’s standing in the forest, and Grammar Police doesnt’t allude to it …
And, GP, dont’t even think of trying to cut down those t’s you think you’re seeing — it’s just a contractually failed apostrophical allusion.
Ooooooooookay….
*gently takes bottle of Chartreuse from fuzz*
Talking to yourself is a sign that it’s time to be in your bunk.
Here’s a sweater, a cow, a flamethrower, and an allusion. I’ll put on PBS for you and leave you a nice glass of salty ball juice in case you get thirsty.
*tuck tuck (brush!) tuck*
Oh, the allusions! They’re too much!
Aw. And I was just about to tell him a bedtime story. It had beer and strippers and everything.
Ah well.
*smooch*
My eyes, how green!!
Confusion win
Looks like it’s time to make Sparky an appointment with the garden shears.
I’m a human person, but you know, whatever floats your boat…
I’m a human person, too.
I’m not sure I’m even a person.
In Soviet Russia, Wii fans hump dogs..
I’m a dragon-person.
No. You are a drago-writer
No, she’s a dragonwriter.
I AM DRAGON! HEAR ME ROAR!!
*deeeeeeeeeeeeep breath….*
…meep….!
Don’t know about y’all, but I feel the burn.
(Hee…at first I read that as “I feel the bum” and was about to *FOOM!* you when I finally read it right!)
Here, lemme brush that for you …
::Gives huge dragon with meek roar a funny look::
I….expected more.
I choked! I can do better! I…I….
Well, just ask RogueThree. He’ll tell you!
Only when napalm’s involved.
But yes, I just peeled off the last of the dead skin an hour ago.
Oh, don’t be such a baby. Lots of people would pay good money for a skin peel like that…you look as fresh as a daisy!
Erm…or the manly equivalent of that, anyway.
I believe that would be a Venus fly-trap.
human persons on the internet?
::masturbates::
::Take pictures of Blanka masturbating on the internet and puts them on the internet::
Yeah, the cats are always the small spoon…
Tell that to Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy.
As opposed to all the other Siegfrieds that we talk about on the internet.
Given Klaus’s recent reference to the German industrial band OOMPH! (“Gott ist ein Popstar!”) I refuse to take chances.
Tell that to the liger.
http://www.soulcare.org/Creation/liger.jpg
You rang?
You could have at least gotten the name right. how do you confuse B and R?
Joke fail.
Also, this comment receives an obviousness fail.
… and the cameraperson did nothing. They filmed this kid getting hump-raped by a dog, then shared the video with the internet. What an ass.
it definately had to be on older sibbling having a laugh at their younger brother. If I had a younger brother I would do the same!
You would hump your imaginary younger brother?
veramente, e’ una camerapersona obscura.
same family as the little girl & the big-wanked statue with the evil grin…just more fun-family-themed-videos and pictures to share with all the ‘uncles’ & ‘ aunties’ and all of brothers friends later….EWWWW!!!!! UBER parenting fail again!
do you have something you need to get off your chest?
a horny dog perhaps?
He has something he needs to get off his back.
Not sure about his chest.
i jus’ gotta have more cowbell
(just don’t tell the Reaper, or Mr. Babbage, or Ms. Dover)
(btw, there are 50 ways to beat the Reaper ::faps-a-LOT:: )
iz just my, my, my idiom, sir
he was only being rubbed very roughly, as his clothes were still on.
I heart frottage.
Glad we’re on the same page; we both seem to be the only two people that think this video is disgusting. How can you guys think the kid was enjoying it?!?
Surprise buttsecks.
::masturbates::
If your weena is missing, how can you masturbate?
Buttsecks masturbation
Who said this is a guy?
women work it out.
::masturbates TWICE::
Eeew! this post is sticky!
I think your sticking it wrong.
… otherwise, you’d be sayin’ “wheew!”
Somebody’s should help Unlicky’d.
Do the beast, you can can!!
… otherwise she remain an unlicky’d li’l puss.
omg wtf!?
But will he call the dog in the morning?…potential fail for the next day.
In Soviet Russia — dog whistles.
in soviet russia, dog has a smoke when he’s done
And these people are still parents HOW?? Good loooooorrrrd……why would you not stop the dang dog?
Though, kid’s a trooper – kept right on playing :doh:
play:doh:
Yes, he’s very dedicated to his imaginary team. So dedicated that he would rather be sodomized by a dog than let them die.
Priorities fail.
I bet that’s the last time that kid’s ever gonna get some.
Why, did they get rid of the dog?
no, because he’s preoccupied playing with his wii all day.
And getting it doggy style…
Because it’s HIS dog!
not til doggone it, if i canz hep it
*dogslol*
In that case he’s still getting some from Rosey…
Double entendre win.
Indeed I think we’re looking at the next actor to play the redone version in 40 years of 40 year old virgin.
That’s a first person shooter game that kid is playing too.
Parenting FAIL!
I think he got involved in some shooting of a different kind. Creampie deluxe.
*shoots*
*scours!*
Wow i guess he is scared for life espically since his parents decided to put it on your tube.
They didn’t put anything on my tube. As for the dogs tube, well, that’s something else entirely.
I definitely do not want anything on my tube from these parents!
What about from the dog?
I can’t tell if this is a Dedication to Video Games Win or a Failure to Prioritize…
After further review, definitely a Failure to Prioritize… pause button is dead center, kid.
Not on the Wii. It’s slightly off to the right.
I stand corrected…the plus sign is to the right of the “Home” button. But ALMOST dead center.
witty comment WIN..
in the old days -at least my era- stayin dog-rape-free was way more important than winning freaking Contra or Bionic Commando.
Bionic Commando? Is that a robot man with no underpants?
why, yes…duh!
no, actually it was a soldier with a small hook that shot from one of his hands..
pretty cool for an 8-bit game
Ahh Bionic Commando. I do recall a time playing that wonderful game when I was mounted by several Canadian Moose. I elected to pause the game and shoo them away.
(i can b talkin’ to the animalz: )
Wut we haf hear, iz a win to communicate.
Why would someone just film that and NOT GET THE DOG TO GET OFF THE KID?! Yarg! Instead of humiliating your child that way, be a parent, yank the dog away, and give him a good slap on the rump and say “BAD DOG!”
what good is a kid if you can’t laugh at them? coddling FAIL!
Would you spank the kid the same way after?
I’d spank the monkey if ya know what i mean..
::fap fap fap fap::
Oh, BP, we ALWAYS know what you mean…
even when i’m speaking in tongues??
*tourette kicks in.
0_o
c0ck!! balls!!!
I agree completely jamisings. It’s really disturbing and there are way too many people on this board who are way too entertained by it. Sense of decency fail.
no, you’re just an idiot. the kid couldn’t have been dog-raped, see, because he was wearing clothes. so, no harm, no foul, the kids a knob, let’s laugh at him.
finally, someone else who can see that he technically wasn’t being raped.
Once I was at a party and some guy, who had a bunch to drink, came up behid me and started dry humping me. All I was doing was doing a stretch, tryinng to touch my toes.
Everybody started laughing and nobody did anything as I screamed for help. I tried to press charges, but the police said “Technically you weren’t being raped” and then they said “no harm, no foul, the girls [sic] a knob, let’s laugh at her.”
I still haven’t recovered. I hope that makes you feel like an assknob.
oh my god, i’m so sorry! i do feel like an assknob now.
finally, someone else who understands logic!
Finally, someone else who understands aaaaanon!
I think calling me an idiot because I have my own perfectly valid opinion (which, by the way, _never_ involved the phrase “dog-raped”) and the fact that you enjoy laughing at children being humped by dogs makes you a knob. So, I’m just going to laugh at you.
Cool down, if he hadn`t been enjoying it he would have knocked it off,
instead he rolled around on the floor making sex-sounds. Disturbing, yes, but
he`s a big boy now…
to be fair, the kid had his own opportunity to remove the dog. he didn’t. why should the cameraman bother?
The dog is about as big as the kid, for one thing.
And the cameraman should bother because it’s a) extremely disturbing and b) not the kind of behavior a normal person would want their dog to think is acceptable.
Do I think the kid is kind of a dork to not pause his game and focus on removing himself from underneath a humping dog? Yes.
Do I think the cameraman (presumably a parent or older sibling) is pretty disturbed to not want to stop the “festivities?” Hell yes.
do you really think that the parents which raised a kid unable to pause a video game would be able to train a dog to stop humping people? really now.. funny- yes, parenting fail- yes.. perhaps they should kick the dog and the kid outside for a few minutes? the dog could find something appropriate to hump, and the kid may gain the “social skills” to avoid being humped by a dog
Or you could just have a lol. Reminds me of the time I was raped by my brother’s dog. You kind of take it as a compliment after a while.
You sir, rule.
You may not want to do that, what if the dog likes it rough? He didn’t get off with all the bucking and screaming. ^_^
Better yet, get the damn dog neutered.
Because that would SOOOO work.
Learn REAL dog training before you get on the internet. How do you fix this?
Step one: Tell the dumb kid to stop playing the game and stand up. If dog persists, tell kid to turn around.
Step two: Take dog on walk. Do not let dog walk in front.
Step three: If behavior persists, find a freaking trainer. :/
heh … you said “turn around”
(where oh where is gasman??!!)
Wouldn’t you be more concerned with this dog walking behind you?
heh … you said yank the dog
Neuter your damn dog before you traumatize your kid for life, people!
My friend had a neutered dog who would still try to do that. Not to members of the family, but to visitors or the male dog next door. Sometimes you can’t surgically remove horniness.
Yeah, my mastiff is neutered and he tries to do stuff to my Boston Terrier every time she’s in heat. We have to keep them separated.
you gotta keep em separated.
Offspring win.
wouldn’t that be a “No Offspring” win?
Not sure, but that would be a comment win!
Humping is not always about being horny, it’s about being dominant. That’s why your friends dog humps others but not the family. He’s proving he’s the more powerful dog, red rocket or not.
Just like in prison!
WIN.
Its a dominance behavior. Next time he’s liable to bite the kid.
Dog training FAIL
For all *you* know, the dog’s a girl.
What an erotic intercourse. And the boy isn’t even averse to it. Odd sexual orientation imo. :p
Fuzz, we really need your sass on these comments.
TSK! And YOU a married woman!!
Oh….sass. I thought you said Yass.
What? I was just talking about Polish jazz.
Hey y’all,
I was a wii bit shayt-fuzz’d when I got to typing on this doggy’s newspage this afternoon.* I dont’t drink much, norly, but I luvs me some Chartreuese on occasion (and I more than loves me some Carthusians, allah time).
Apologies to any I’ve offended. (Lo, ’twas I my own self what said, “Dont’t drink and type.”)
And yet, what I’d looked to weave into the comments at some pertinent pernt — and, *s*, “failed” to do — was a reference to Harlan Ellison’s “The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the World.”
Despite my, ah, beast efforts, that dint come out … till now. It’s a way cool concept, the heart of that story. And at some point, a main character in it screams, “I love you all, I really do!”
peace and love on all your/ you’re/ yore/ yo-yo puppy-dog hearts!!
*bats a still wee tipsy but rly means it fuzz*
*pace Pacino
Well, I’M not offended. Even though you felt my bum.
And pass the champio…champigno…bubbly, wouldja?
well, ass for bum-touching, ’twas you m’dear, what taught me to be bold
Well…I ass-umed you’d use your new-found powers for good and not for evil!
Oh wait…you did. Nemmind. Pass the booooooze, plz.
Dogsex and a Married Woman on the internet?
::masturbates::
Married woman on the internet talking about M YASS?
::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::masturbates::
Who would have more to say about this; Freud or Kinsey?
About the video or our preoccupation with the video?
yes.
Skinner
Has nobody else noticed that the Captain-Obvious cameraman said “humping” at 0:30? Thank you, we KNOW what he’s doing.
Staged.
I don’t think letting a dog hump your butt-off while playing Wii was something you can “pretend”..
I bet it wasn’t the first time it happened.. so the guy/girl filming went to get the cam and just let it happened again..
You can see clearly that the kid knew what was going on..and had personal experience of getting mounted by his pet..
i don’t know.. i lost the idea.. crap
Like I said…
tardis
Photoshop’d.
Camera hound.
photoshop!
“Dad, why does Fido always want to wrestle when I play the Wii?”
“You see, Adam, when a loldog and a wii one love each other very much…”
. . .they engage in endless buttsechs, resulting in the colonic dog/human pregnancy that brings shame, as well a horrifying aberration after the surgical birthing process, to the family.”
norly
yarly
The kid seems to like it…
pretty sure that happened more than once and they just wanted to get their gayness out on the net. That kid didnt stop it from happening, thats what worries me most. his bro or the videographer just stood back and snikered.
Its actually both at the same time, because the dog was obviously a dude.
Actually, the dog could have been a female. My husband’s female dog used to hump other dogs as a sign of domination if they were in her house. And my mom’s female dog humps her bed every once in a while.
Video or it never happened.
it’s not gay if you take it.
I may be wrong about this, but I believe that, at least in nature, only the entity taking on the opposite gender role is considered homosexual. For instance, if a male dog is humping another male dog, the one on the bottom would be considered gay. The other one’s just doing what comes naturally… humping anything that moves.
first, i wasn’t being serious. it’s a joke my friends and i used to do. examples:
it’s not gay if you take it
it’s not gay if you swallow
it’s not gay if he’s a mime
etc.
but, the one “on top” is aroused by another male, making him gay. the other one may or may not be aroused. so, think about that.
Gotcha about the joke. But I’m not talking about people, I’m talking about animals. Male dogs aren’t so concerned with whether what they’re aroused by is male, female, or inanimate. I’ve seen dogs hump all manner of flora, couches, and each other. They’re basically just aroused by the idea of humping things. And aroused or not, the bottom dog IS taking on the opposite gender role, which, if I’m correct, is what makes him the recipient of the term homosexual. Keep in mind that we’re NOT talking about humans… we’re talking about animals. The rules all change once you’re talking about humans.
i see. you know, my leg is a bit of a dandy, if you know what i mean.
My couch, too. Gay as the dog is long.
Sounds like a dog day afternoon delight.
In Sovier Russia we ARE talking about animals
Soviet-failski
we’re doing that here, too, you know.
Bonobo Chimps are epic gay animals win. They engage in multiple encounters of surprise butt sechs. They also masturbate like it’s going out of style.
Oh, and masturbating is going out of style.
I see where this is headed.
“fap fap fap fap”?
NEVER!!!!!!!!!1111!!1one
(Heads, Talking, about the little creatures: )
Well, I’ve seen sex and I think it’s alright
It makes those little creatures come to life
I can laugh or I can turn away
Well, I’ve seen sex and I think it’s okay
We are creatures,
creatures of love ….
Dog bliss us, everyone.
God, too.
Uh, OK. Just keep telling yourself that.
I’m not talking about people, Pong. I’m talking about animals.
Oh, pardon me. I see you were talking to David. LOL!
Unnecessary self-defense fail.
Artistry unneccesary, marshal.
Female dogs hump too. To show that they’re the dominate ones. My brother’s yorkie, a female, often likes to take a Winne The Pooh teddy bear and hump it. I’ve even seen fixed dogs hump other fixed dogs, not for sex, but to show “I’m the Alpha dog.”
So she has to show it to the teddy bear that she is dominating the teddy?
I think in this case it has something to do with pleasure.
My own female dog puts her paw between the legs and humps on it, when she starts licking herself and when humps again. No joke, I have to film it some time to put it on youtube. This is sure not for showing that she dominates herself^^
I agree in the case when they hump on other dogs.
He was asking for it! Presenting like that and screaming “Come-on!”. Serves him right!
OOO Child molester fail. Go get your head checked if you really think that comment was funny and/or appropriate.
nono… see this is ok… you can say that about yourself…. I think thats acceptible… This is obviously a video from Bud’s family video collection
Wow! Humour FAIL!
Double entendre…
totally, TWO entendres.
Comment win!
I concur
entendre win
what a doggy style.
Just noticed the fail pic/vid was the very last thing on the page to load. User experience fail.
I think that video is illegal in several states.
The dog seemed a bit well-practiced. Is he used to doing that? and with whom?
Wow, that was sick.
Not if you’ve seen this.
What I meant was this: youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
LMFAO Rick Roll’d WIN.
Isn’t it kind of a fail though if the person had to post twice to get the joke giong?
posting twice on the internet?
::goings::
*sigh*…it’s been a LONG time since I’ve been posted twice…..
Need a complement, my muse?
You are SUCH a gentleman, fuzz.
What’s kind of fail?
Haha I get it now, third time round. Kind-of Fail.
Darwin fail and parenting fail…. TOGETHER
Hey bucko, it’s called ‘inter-species erotica’.
Clerks 2 win!
OWNED!
That poor child has no chance of a normal life.
because he was given a Wii to play with at such a young and impressionable age!
Nothing gets Fido in the mood quite like some good ol’ bloody, first-person shooter action!
Nothing gets ME in the mood quite like some good ol’ bloody, first-person shooter action followed by an epic bout of total ninja butsechs as prescribed by Rick Roll the dog.
As such, Rick Roll the Dog applied Mr. Astley’s lyrics perfectly.
“We’ve known each other, for so long. . . . “
We know the game, and we’re gonna play it?
They played the game, and the dog won.
I fought the law and the law won.
I shot the mastiff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
Pun WIN!
Wii Fit
we can only assume. Fido could be hung like a god damn oak tree.
Doggy Style
…ur doin it wrong.
That one made me lol. I guess I have a filthy mind. Or something.
It’s what he gets. When you play your not supposed too moan loudly and thrust your hips.
PBS FTW!
*snortgiggle*
Huh.
So THATS why the kid shot Old Yeller
I Lol’d at that part of the book. Old Yeller became “Dead Bloody Dog Carcass” and was probably quartered and fried, as was the tradition back in those days.
Awww…I love romantic movies.
“Oh yeah puppy, go ahead!”
stoopid failblog quit getting all my words wrong!!.. mn vuyrmda
damn cat get off my keyboard!!!.. OUT. OUT YOU GO.
So…now it’s not on youtube any more.
How’s F.B. getting your words wrong?
how da hellshould i knowd39eru203f10001001
Holy **** on a **** sandwitch O___O
As an experienced practitioner of witchcraft of Middle Eastern descent, I resent the term ‘sandwitch’.
How do you feel about “cauldron jockey?”
I’d walk a mile for a cauldron.
somehow I doubt that was what Pescador was refering to >.>
With **** on top!
And a side helping of ****.
i dunno, yer quietly playing with yer sel’ and some dang hound comes droolin’ in humpin’ yer ass, geeze….. any more pie in there mom?
Judging from the kid’s shrieks, I’d say WIN-WIN!
wonder what game that is, far cry?
The Crying Game, Wii edition.
The Crying Kid, Dog Edition!
Animal Crossing 3 – The Animals’ Revenge.
Tired of merely forcing a human boy to run errands for him, the animals in a small village decide to drive him to suicide by pure humiliation. Rex the rapist dog was only the beginning…
For Nintendo Wii! Rated E for Everyone.
Pre-order now at Gamestop. Because we know where you live.
Rescue Fail
Dog: WIN
Kid: Epic FAIL
Not necessarily, the dog doesn’t look to be older than 10! but then he’d be 70 in dog years…so maybe the video game is the Viagra…ok, now my head hurts.
then again, it could be photoshopped.
i was waiting for this one
You think so?
I really REALLY need to believe that.
This video can NOT be real!
So, is possible that this it´s been photoshopped?
Photoshop can do anything!
I think he didn’t really try too hard to push the dog off because he was trying to focus on the game. ._.
Kid goes to therapy
Dog goes to “live in the country”
well now i’m just sad. poor dog.
Wii fail? I’d say Wii win, at least from the dog’s perspective. Maybe the kid’s as well, but I’d hate to conjecture.
Tonight… you!
ATHF win.
Just like in the trenches. “Hump that gear, soldier!”
Ahh… memories.
That can you say about a society that stands by and watches while animals rape their kids.
what can you say for a society that fails when they post?
“God Bless America.”
That can I say.
…love is in the air, ev’ry sight and ev’ry sound…
Wouldn’t the dog be a Sapieaphile (or something like that referring to sapiens)?
No, ‘sapien’ is a Latin word, where ‘phile’ comes from Greek.
The two don’t mix!
homo
homophile?
homofail
can’t we all just get along?
no mo ho mo pho bi a
!!
Homofail specifically refers to the genus of failure humankind. Latinized, I believe it would be homofailus. And yes, we all can get along, so long as were using proper grammar.
It’s really too bad WE’RE not.
I am about to get flamed by the grammar police haters!
I’m sure I must have a grammar mistake in here. It’s traditional.
No Reply by GrammarNazis WIN !
Homo as in Homo Sapiens?
Homo means one, as in one sex.
Homophile would mean someone who loves one or same.
Taken with today’s meaning of “homo”, it would mean someone who loves gays.
I am referring to the genus of human that fails. Failure does not discriminate between sexual orientations. All can fail.
Actually ‘Homo’ means ‘human being’ in Latin, and ‘same’ in Greek. Homo Sapiens is all the Latin meaning, but homosexual is a hybrid of both.
Yes, I’m aware I’m over 2 years late with this.
Sapien
Aphrodisios
Really? Then I’m going to throw my television out the window!
Nintendogs WIN.
The most commented fail ever
Scrolling down the front page FAIL.
was K there when it happened?
Of course I was there! I saw the whole thing!
or dog sex on little human?
Cee Cee, I do wish I knew how to quiet you.
Indeed.
Quite.
indubitably.
Spit spot.
Notice he doesn’t even put down the Wii Controller, but just keeps on trying to play the game….total priority fail!
Another crazy doggy… but the kid liked it, hahaha
Wii makes animals sex with you
I wish i were the dog
Snoop Dog.
Rap(e)s since his very childhood.
Does screaming your head off make dogs horny??? Thank god i have cats
the first one was funnier. i lol’d.
Determination, they both have it!
I am touching myself right now…
woah, look at my hands. its like they can touch everything but each other, oh wait! there was something funny in my hippie..
What’s with the call-Social-Services crowd?
It’s pretty much common knowledge that dogs mount to establish dominance. The little spaz is squealing like powerless prey so the dog gives him the hump to confirm his station in life. The dog isn’t trying to have sex with him and the kid obviously isn’t objecting… he sees it as play… which is fair as the dog means him no harm.
It is rather undignified though and if it were my dog I’d take it out back and shoot it… maybe the kid too.
Why not shoot the rest of them while you’re at it?
Misanthropy FAIL
Shooting a dog would be mis-dog-ropy win. Or kindness to animals fail. Shooting the kid would’ve been a precautionary measure to rid the world of soon-to-be date-rapists.
But it’s not lycanthropy.
That’ll take a silver bullet.
Ich bin das erste deutsche Kommentar hier
Sehr lustig das ganze
Ja, Sie sind … Ich bin sehr stolz auf Sie!
Wer sind Deutsche? Ich kann Deutsch. Die ist meine Lieblingsprache!!!!!1!!ein!!!1ein
lol this had me crying laughing.”doggystyle” and parents not helping ftw!
I too, have received many lolz from this video.
looking at the nicknames here i would say that some people are on failblog like all day…go get a life
Oh, and by the way, we have lives. If we didn’t, we couldn’t be typing.
PS3 win! For once.
that’s just so wrong…
…but then again,…
…i was laughing for about ten minutes…
love it!
dog WIN!
@VollStreckeR: DER erste KOMMENTATOR, bitte!
WENN du schon meinst hier mit deiner nationalität rumprollen zu müssen, DANN bitte aber auch grammatikalisch korrekt.
Illusion-Zerstörungs-Win…..
joa aber das ist schon richtig so wie ich das geschrieben hab.
I was there when the dog humped the kid. I didn’t try to stop it, sorry. Yeah, but then I photoshopped the whole thing.
XD
…not what i was expecting
Did anyone notice that the kid was trying harder to continue the game than to get the dog off?
Because the dog was doing pretty good getting himself off.
my thoughts exactly.
disturbing. why not just push him off?
Kids are pretty weak. Also, he was probably ticklish, the dog had him around the ribs & stomach. I feel a little bad for laughing so hard, but that’s mostly because Sprite hurts coming out one’s nose.
I’m all about the fail, but seriously – this was disgusting. Firstly, the kid depending on age had no idea what the hell was going on. Given the fact that someone is standing there holding a camera makes me think that SOMEONE had the dog do this. (Yes, it’s possible.) I can’t believe ya’ll thought this was funny. I thought it was sad.
+1
I thought it was assinine and canine at the same time.
(‘Pologies, Mary P, but we just don’t take to too much srsly here ’round these, um, parts.)
your name is mary
I have to agree. This one was not funny, more disturbing. And that’s just because the other person did nothing while the kid screamed. The dog part just made me want to puke.
You MY puppy now…………………
i dont think he insertet
or the kid is a sick bastid for continue playing while being raperd
Interspecies homosexual flirting … win?
I call next. (on the wii) ((the gaming system))
give ‘im a collar, caller
That’s clearly the dad filming. Dads do naff all when their kids are in trouble except high five their mates about “£250 in the bag”.
lol kid was epically pwned
I laughed so hard that I actually cried. That is the most epicly hilarious fail known to man kind!
But its the best WIN known to dog-kind!
He was intent on continuing the game. If he shows the same kind of commitment in school he’ll pass college with flying colours.
I wasn’t quite sure if it was raping him or killing him at first. But it became quite clear within about 10 seconds.
epic win for the dog.
i just touched myself to this
No one likes you anyway.
Wii is a dog magnet woooo. And the boy’s clearly enjoying every momento!
501
is this a first for failblog?
or…. a fail for firstblog?
“Tonight… you.”
– Handbanana, ATHF
i wanna be called spaghetti
Comedic WIN!
Tonight, , ,YOU. . .
ATHF win!
I thought at first that the reason this was called a Wii Fail was that the kid was playing badly.
I was hilariously wrong.
i think that boy needs therapy…..and the dog, a vet.
other way around…
but what if he’s pregnant now?
His child will probably end up writing stupid comments on failblog.
..er… wait !
I swear it looks like he’s trying to get his pants off at the end.
tl;dr
But didn’t you notice Pedobear was watching?
Was the kid screaming in pain, excitement or was he simply on a high? Or all three?
rawr, would you wank with Wank the dog if Wank the dog wanked you?
Lol, why so many comments on dog rape child videos?
I love how at about :27 the person filming pans away from the kid and zooms back in on the screen.
…because the dog raping the kid is less interesting than the gameplay?
What does [ Camera Guy | Dog ] need to get ?
1) Off LSD
2) A hoe
3) A life
Note that bot Dog and Camera Guy can share the same answer.
Na na na na na na na na Bot Dog!
Interesting idea… replace dogs with humping mad dogbots… eevul plan in acjun !
lewl cameraman just sits there laughing at his brother getting raped.
sounds like the kid loves it doggy style!
Nice friends/brothers/parents or whatsoever. Instead of helping him he just keeps filming and laughing…
Y’know, I just realized I’d been partially basing my assumptions of commenter gender on the color of their icon. Which is unfortunate. (I feel bad for the [non-gay] guys stuck with the pink icons.)
LOL! So true! Green ftw.
total twat WIN!
PPPP
THEY PUT BBQ SAUCE ON THE BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…the high-pitched hysterical screaming is not coming from the dog-raped kid but from the kid’s sister/brother’s girlfriend/mother. The brother/father is the one laughing hysterically and saying ‘humping’. The kid is just yelling, and not all that much.
Just to make the anti-dog rapists feel a teensy bit better. Sorry if I’ve spoiled the fun for the other 99.7% of you 8D
or bacon…I’d hump for bacon.
::masturbates::
I wasn’t going to watch this video until I saw the gigantic amount of comments.
Naturally, it’s a dog humping a small child playing the Wii that gets the most comments, and if I ever type that again, I hope the world explodes.
DIRTY DAWG!
Oh wow. I guess a dog has to get action some how.
I hardly view the fail-vids and i watch this one….i feel cold and a little dead inside!
Definitely parenting fail there.
I have nothing to add to the conversation really, I just wanted to be part of the masses.
Welcome to mass.
Mass? But that’s not a priest humping the kid …
Priests don’t hump, they only catechize.
Surprise buttsecks win… for the dog… and perhaps the kid too…
HE’S ARMED, CARRYING NUNCHUCK; REX, SHOOT HIM!
what kind of smacktard parents let this go on? the dog is gonna bite that kid one day
either that or the kid will be the one biting the dog
Statement A:
Dogs are Man’s best friend.
Statement B:
Not all friends are lovers, but all lovers are friends.
This is just pushing it.
i don’t know about all of you, but I didn’t find this funny… In fact, I didn’t even finish it, I was so horrified. No fail here, except on the cameraman’s part, just one big mental scar for that kid.
The kid was asking for it, , dressing like a whore like that, , what do you expect?
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!!!
The Kid got owned. LOL
scooby gets shaggy
What I can’t believe is that 24 hours later Wii are still talking about this. The is the most commented FAIL ever!
WilliamCA
It’s Jerry Springer Meets America’s Funniest Home Videos… of course it’s going to be popular.
Inappropriate Encounter Dog stike again!
Inappropriate Encounter Dog strikes again!
Ole Mississippi leg hound….best bet is to just let ‘em finish.
700 comments!!
that dog’s just doin’ work.
Not anymore.
I am beginning to understand why some Muslims call America the great Satan. Drop the bomb. Kill them all.
And yet, you are here checking out the fails. At least we’re GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
I loved the fade-away to the tv. Very tasteful.
This is offensive. That kid didn’t deserve that humiliation. This should be called “failblog.org fail”
I started reading this at close to 1AM, and it is now 2:34AM. Is this a sign that I have no life, that I have insomnia, or that I am terribly slow at reading?
you’re taking the video too seriously; just don’t watch it. maybe you don’t belong on the Internet…
Didn’t you know it’s a Constitutional right to not be offended?
Posts so far (By my count):
fuzz on the concept:66 (I think. I may have lost count…)
Sara J: 48
talonsofpeace:37
Dragonwriter: 27
And many more too. My ADD has kicked in and
I think u need to sleep some more, and stop wasting your time counting
other people’s posts?
ADD loss of interest comment w-
…look, a horse!
People don’t think it’s funny when I do that to kids.
Child Molester = Super Epic Ultra Fail
You realize…that was a genetic mutation and that “dog” you see is actually professionally photoshopped in because it’s really his girlfriend…
Okay maybe not, I thought it was an abstract idea.
guy, looks like he likes it O.O
Spagetti NOOOOOO!
Uh-oh, spaghetti-noes
This kid’s first sexual experience was encountered by a dog… I wonder how he feels about this..
HOLY CRAP! MY EYES!!!!!!! O wait.. not any more..
HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAA! I bet that dog left something behind!
Scream louder, the dog likes it.
Those violent video games really suck dog balls.
- George Bush
At least when the kid goes to school he can say he’s known worldwide.
Video go bye bye
HUGE FAIL!!!
For goodness sake, that kid is screaming and trying to get the dog off, and they’re just standing there filming??? That’s as bad as it gets!!!
Lol I know Pedobear is mad. He wanted that.
They be stealin his children
hilarious, but i feel sorry for the kid…
This was removed from YouTube, because their lame.
A video.google.com for “Wii Dog Hump” will find more, we cant let this video die.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2712566361157387051&ei=LU6nSOitBoea4gKukMQi&q=wii+dog+hump&vt=lf
ALL YOUR KIDS ARE BELONG TO DOGS
Haha omg, I’ve never laughed so hard
“Come here Handbanana, here boy!”
“Oh he’s not a boy any more. He’s a man. ‘CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME!”
I’m not sure if this video is failing the the kid/dog couple for the incident itself or the person filming who allows it to continue for so long… Fails all around.
Yeah, that’s a fail, but only because it was gay.
FAIL!
OMG WHAT A GAY KID.
this is the most horny dog ive seen
Total WIN for the voyeurs!!
I HAVE SEEN IT NOW I CANNOT UNSEE IT
that dog was really trying to impreginate that little boy
woah that kid was too into the game to watch the gizm soak into his pants…..poor dog
cameraman not stopping it win
cameraman masturbating fail
the best
OMG, first the pedobear, now the pedodog?
Congratulations kid now you are a man.
There is something seriously wrong with that kid… brain fail?
I find it very odd that the family was recording thier little boy getting molested while playing a Wii shooter game and leaning over a cushion.
And he seemed to like it. D:
3p1k f41l!!!!
That boy seem a lil’ too happy, don’tcha think?
i like how the boy made close to no attempt to get up.. he just screamed/moaned
Well….he never DID say no….and if he didn’t say no….it wasn’t rape….
Dog Win!
Whoever was holding the camera was a complete asshat.
RAAAAAAAAAAPE! from a dog….poor kid XD
The funniest thing ever, and I’ve only watched it just now. T_T
)
There are tears in my eyes… Probably tears of joy.. ? Hahaha.
He still kept on playing, and the dog never gave up.
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
Lol! oh man I did not expect that! lol! i was reading all the comments b4 I saw the vid loL!!
HOLY SHIT I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGGG
Deflowered by a dog WIN
Did anyone notice how the parents were laughing the whole time and never put the camera down to get the dog off the boy….
KId got OWNED TO THE OWNISH POWER
At first, I thought this would be another Wii accident video. The dog totally came out of nowhere and surprised me.
Good boy!
Kid FAIL
Dog WIN
The kid should’ve stopped playing or stopped bending over the ottoman whilst screaming in pleasure/agony. Which was probably turning the dog on more. As for the people video recording… WIN!
guns make dog horny!
Epic trauma win.
Dog Win!
BAD DOG XD
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE GUY ON THE CAMERA DIDN’T HELP THAT BOY????? my gooood
imbesil hijo de la gran puta… como se te ocurre aweonao no ayudarlo maricon culaio.. LA CAGASTEEEE pudrete.. gracias
Bye
owned
“They’re raping me! They’re raping me and it hurts!”
…We tried that and Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters!
I’ve heard of the Game Nintendogs… but this is a little too much…
lol he was playing call Call Of Duty 5 so funny he was like spazzing out, than starts to get humped by a dog
I love this, mmm hot dog on kid action, yummy!
holy jesus, that dog was HORNY
tu madre es en gorilla!!!!!!!
Before=Chris, After= Christina
The title of the comments under the video is “831 Failures to commuicate.” communication fail.
wow just to show, never ever wear socks and fall doing “the position”
Great .Now i can say thank you!
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One night on a walk by the shore,
Arnold heard something odd in the roar.
This set him to bleating
That Faith was retreating,
And that nothing was nice any more.
posted by Abiezer at 5:46 AM on July 23, 2007 [7 favorites]
Neat. Wish there was more. Anyone want to try one for “Dulce et Decorum Est”?
posted by Jimbob at 5:47 AM on July 23, 2007
The Wasteland Limericks – Wendy Cope
posted by crocomancer at 5:56 AM on July 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
Dulce et Decorum Est
The death of a comrade from gas,
Led young Owen to cry out, “Alas,
this is nasty and gory,
there’s nothing of glory,
and Horace talked out of his ass.”
posted by Abiezer at 6:03 AM on July 23, 2007 [80 favorites]
I’ll give it a go Jimbob, but I think my sentences are too long.
For a poet called Wilf the scene could have been bespoke.
An over tired soldier dying choke by choke
If you could see his nasty death, out there in the mud
It probably wouldn’t do your dreams any kind of good,
and might make glorious nationalism something of a joke.
posted by biffa at 6:03 AM on July 23, 2007
Pah! The man brings a couplet like “There was an old father of Dylan/Who was seriously, mortally illin’” and all you do is complain about the meter? Have you no sense of gratitude?
posted by flashboy at 6:03 AM on July 23, 2007 [4 favorites]
There were some young men in the mud,
All around were artillery thuds.
One of them died,
They tossed him aside,
And thought man, this war is a dud
posted by TedW at 6:12 AM on July 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
Eh, more of a Stevens man, myself.
The muscular one liked to whip
The wenches while dawdling let slip
With sheet so embroidered
Unseemly reconnoitred
The empress of ice-cream let rip.
posted by dreamsign at 6:13 AM on July 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
Dulce et decorum’s the story,
So they say viz pro patria mori.
But the gas and the fumbling
And the froth and the stumbling
Rather robs a young man of his glory.
C+. Needs work.
posted by Jofus at 6:15 AM on July 23, 2007 [4 favorites]
Reminds me of the time I pissed off my high school English teacher by choosing to write a summaries of Oedipus Rex ad Antigone in limerick form. She was unimpressed at the effort it took to accurately represent an entire Greek tragedy in 5 lines.
posted by plinth at 6:17 AM on July 23, 2007
“Poor Mariner, ruined and wrecked
Are you wiser for taking your trek?”
“Yes, I learned not to cross
Any old albatross
That happens to poop on my deck.”
posted by Wolfdog at 6:25 AM on July 23, 2007 [43 favorites]
I liked ‘em. Good stuff, Lore.
There once was an Italian Poet/
who journeyed through hell and then wrote it/
His trip was led by Virgil/
and was quite dreary to tell/
And has ever been the bane of Crit. Lit.
posted by boo_radley at 6:26 AM on July 23, 2007
Less of a rewrite, more of a response…
Having popped to fridge for a bite
I announce that I intend to fight
Any poet who bums
Another man’s plums.
Forgive? Will I bollocks, you shite.
posted by flashboy at 6:34 AM on July 23, 2007 [13 favorites]
Heard a mighty old patriot opine
‘Martyr for the country, it’s so fine!’
The son’s burned and retching
Banshee screams, quite fetching
Nobly dying, forgotten next time.
posted by Firas at 6:37 AM on July 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
Abiezer ftw.
posted by Firas at 6:38 AM on July 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
The dog says “I wanna play too!”….. yeaaaa that was messed up….
It’s obviously a Wiiner dog
The video should have been called “Dog Mating Fail” rather than “Wii Fail”.
I think the kid was more worried about his game fail than the dog. Priorities!
lol@ 25
why the hell doesn’t he just get up?
seems like the kid likes it xD
This is what my classmate’s biggest dream is. His doggeh is huge!
Perfect work!
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doesn’t everyone?
lmfao
that dog is on a mission
o kurwa
Jeez, more like a parenting fail!
letting your child get raped by the dog!
and that fcuker didn’t stop, even for the child’s screams!
SURPRISE DOGSEX XD
This also seems to be a parenting fail. Who is standing by with the camera watching the kid get raped by the dog? LOL
O.O wow what the frick? 1-Kid fail (tantrum); 2-Dog WIN!; 3-Parenting Fail (laughing)
We also had a parenting fail there. I mean, letting your kid get raped by K-9…
This is so funny! I didn’t actually read these comments before i wrote my own
What a doggy flirt T_T
what a doggy flirt
sounds like he was enjoying it
he doesnt even fight to get it off he just takes it……………………what a sick kid
who was the evil person who just watched with the camera. Notice how they don’t even try to help get the dog off.
Lucky dog…
Dog rape! Rotflmaooltfhoe (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out louder than hell on earth (hell on earth = mom’s cooking)).
Lol I love the acronym, although it really doesn’t save much time if you have to explain it, does it? Plus I love the correct parenthetical phrase (two closing parentheses).
whats funny is that the dad is just sitting there video tapping his son being attacked by the dog
It was funny until the kid started huffing and moaning. Then it got disturbing…
Dear god. This is cameraman win for going against his instincts and not helping the kid. otherwise this hilarious video wouldnt exist.
that dog needs to be put down i mean what the hell is making it think he’s another dog? poor kid. god damn dog rapists. fail dog.
Parenting Fail. You know the parents are recording… and they just let that dog keep doing that to their kid.
Dog rape WIN!
notice they just let it happen? Parenting FAIL XD
0.o X( god help…. EVERYONE WHO SAW THIS… DISGUSTING!
Cmon, don’t post this fake shit please. Don’t we deserve better? STAGED written all over it.
He’s going, he’s going, HE’S GOING, DOG SCORES!!!
He’s really enjoying it.
i wouldnt consider that a wii fail, but still, i think the dog just wanted to play wii, but didnt have a wiimote, so use his own instead.
i have no idea whats more disturbing
the horny dog or the fact the kids playing C.O.D 3
He never stopped playing…did he…
Wii would like to FAIL
I think…. Dog Fail. He couldn’t get the kid’s shorts off
They met on eHarmony
It was definitely a case of child abuse. Dog rape? We can’t be as sure: the dog may have yelled SURPRISE! Cameraman WIN!
This is no fail, this is pure win.
Someone loves their Wii a little too much, though o_O
Mnd Fck…
LOL [just that]
I don’t know what’s more wrong in this video… That little kids are playing such games, that the kid keeps playing while getting raped by a dog or the one who is filming keeps recording while a kid gets raped by a dog.
This is weird
This Video Should Be Illegal
Deine Mutter arbeitet auf dem Fischmarkt….
als Gestank!!!
The person filming didn’t help.
lol a dig trying to hump a kid? the world has gone mad!
beastiality win
hahah xDDD
cool nice site
most awesome vid ever
It’s hilarious how he KEPT trying to play after the dog proceeded to hump him. Priorities fail.
Спасибо за пост.
This is made more hysterical by the fact that the kid absolutely will NOT under ANY circumstance put down the controller or look away from the screen.
wow
May 19, 2009 at 11:57 am
that was call of duty… FAIL
That was Medal of Honor Heroes 2. I recognize it.
FAIL.
this is why i was so scared of having boys………….thankfully i had 2 girls!
someone get the dog off him and shut him up!
Hahaa, his parents want the puppies!
*super barf*
He seems to like it
yeah lol
yeccch!!!
0_a;
Well, that’s a marvelous thing to witness before I head off to school TT-TT;
*Grabs Brain Bleach*
Sick and gross and intentional. I shall sue.
How embarrassing.
if dog humping is more dominance than sexual. this kid just got owned by the lab
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