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I could get that for free.
I bet you couldn’t
Oh, look. You owned me.
I am impressed. With your ownage. It is awe-inspiring.
Yes, you tell that owner and his lack of periods to destroy himself through punctuation misuse! As well killing him with you’re horde of periods.
My horde is compensating for their lack.
Also, denoting that I’m being sarcastic.
I was trying to kill you with bad grammar.
You’re still alive?
Maybe I should tear you to pieces..
and throw each piece into a fire?
Since you clearly don’t need my help with that owner,
maybe someone else can? Maybe black mesa…
If that spelling error doesn’t kill you I don’t know what will god damn it.
Well, you could take off and nuke me from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Satisfactory Response.
Seriously. GLaDOS? Not funny.
You can’t just do that! Think about the substantial dollar value…
“take off and nuke me from orbit”
God, what kind of loser talks in the third person? you fail
ButhedaBunzai says that’s not third person.
adoni says buth…. has a long name im too lazy to write or even copy and paste, to make it third person, but maybe buth…. is right. Im sorry “Me”
cvnt.
Thanks guys… I am now retarded… still…
salty ball juice is courtesy of my
Salty ball juice is courtesy of your wink? If you say so… e_e
You fail at humor.
do you even know what that’s a reference to?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I agree with Corporal Hicks. Nuke him from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
FINISH HIM!!!!
That was a joke. ha-ha! fat chance…
For the people who are still online…
WIN
We will keep trying until we run out of cake.
Why are we still talking when there is science to do?
Aperture Sceince:
We do what we must because we can.
The cake is a lie!
Is it just me tonight….or do the random Failblog avatars look kinda like borg Cubes?
Or am I just having another stroke?
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don’t tell anyone else i said this, but i agree with you.
oh, wow. failblog took
“<..>”
without the quotation marks and turned into that weird thing.
oh come on. let’s see if it does it when they’re both on the same line
<..>
how about the other way
>.>
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ha! what the hell man, what were you trying to type?
Do you really hope this is going to get you in the “Burn of the Week”?
Also, your, not you’re.
I’ll assume you meant to reply to the person above me.
Ahh well, failblog’s reply/nest/comment system is strange.
you’re is you are. your indicates ownership.
Oh no! I didn’t end my sentence with a period! Shut the fuck up.
Hate breeds ignorance troglodyte.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for starting us off with an actual comment. You win forever.
yes, refreshing indeed
even though refreshing is what the FIRST screamers do
I probably could too. Straight from the hose! =D
And now they can mate with the other sea man?
Thppbt! that’s called a raspberry! Get used to it Zikan!
Oh man, I could have sworn that was a response to Zikan!
I fail! And someone else better notice it too.
We did.
True story.
That’s also what Bill the Cat says.
Hey…at least they serve “Fresh Milk” and not that spoiled shit.
I wonder what they mean by that
Tbh, they could mean everything.
and nothing, at the same time. it’s something abstract.
It tore the fabric of space and time.
…and without an 80 Gigawatt Flux Capacitor!!!
Oooh, you should think about upgrading. The 1.21 gw model is SO much better.
I would think because of the way, you know, numbers are in order, that 80 gigawatts is much better than 1.21 gigawatts. Like, almost 80 times better.
But that’s just me…
*thinks fast*
NO! It’s the same as the 80, but it’s version! 1.21. See?
*wipes brow*
no no no. it’s 1.21 jigawatts. with a j.
1.21 gigawatts
someone say my name?
whatever they meant with the balls, i wouldn’t want a salty drink
I wouldn’t want that Salty Lemon Juice just beneath it either.
And I wouldn’t want any part of the horde of periods beneath that, even with all that brilliant repartee it punctuates.
Wow, lemon juice under the balls! That’s gotta sting!
Tea-Bag - WIN!
that bag’s been out awhile