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I could get that for free.
I bet you couldn’t
Oh, look. You owned me.
I am impressed. With your ownage. It is awe-inspiring.
Yes, you tell that owner and his lack of periods to destroy himself through punctuation misuse! As well killing him with you’re horde of periods.
My horde is compensating for their lack.
Also, denoting that I’m being sarcastic.
I was trying to kill you with bad grammar.
You’re still alive?
Maybe I should tear you to pieces..
and throw each piece into a fire?
Since you clearly don’t need my help with that owner,
maybe someone else can? Maybe black mesa…
If that spelling error doesn’t kill you I don’t know what will god damn it.
Well, you could take off and nuke me from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Satisfactory Response.
Seriously. GLaDOS? Not funny.
You can’t just do that! Think about the substantial dollar value…
“take off and nuke me from orbit”
God, what kind of loser talks in the third person? you fail
ButhedaBunzai says that’s not third person.
adoni says buth…. has a long name im too lazy to write or even copy and paste, to make it third person, but maybe buth…. is right. Im sorry “Me”
cvnt.
Thanks guys… I am now retarded… still…
salty ball juice is courtesy of my
Salty ball juice is courtesy of your wink? If you say so… e_e
You fail at humor.
do you even know what that’s a reference to?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I agree with Corporal Hicks. Nuke him from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
FINISH HIM!!!!
That was a joke. ha-ha! fat chance…
For the people who are still online…
WIN
We will keep trying until we run out of cake.
Why are we still talking when there is science to do?
Aperture Sceince:
We do what we must because we can.
The cake is a lie!
The squeeze is a truth!
*squeeze*
Portal reference win! We do what we have to because we can.
Is it just me tonight….or do the random Failblog avatars look kinda like borg Cubes?
Or am I just having another stroke?
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don’t tell anyone else i said this, but i agree with you.
oh, wow. failblog took
“<..>”
without the quotation marks and turned into that weird thing.
oh come on. let’s see if it does it when they’re both on the same line
<..>
how about the other way
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ha! what the hell man, what were you trying to type?
Do you really hope this is going to get you in the “Burn of the Week”?
Also, your, not you’re.
I’ll assume you meant to reply to the person above me.
Ahh well, failblog’s reply/nest/comment system is strange.
you’re is you are. your indicates ownership.
Hate breeds ignorance troglodyte.
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Love the sarcasm… one of the best replies I’ve read in a while
Thank you, thank you, thank you for starting us off with an actual comment. You win forever.
yes, refreshing indeed
even though refreshing is what the FIRST screamers do
I probably could too. Straight from the hose! =D
And now they can mate with the other sea man?
Thppbt! that’s called a raspberry! Get used to it Zikan!
Oh man, I could have sworn that was a response to Zikan!
I fail! And someone else better notice it too.
We did.
True story.
That’s also what Bill the Cat says.
Hey…at least they serve “Fresh Milk” and not that spoiled shit.
I wonder what they mean by that
Tbh, they could mean everything.
and nothing, at the same time. it’s something abstract.
It tore the fabric of space and time.
…and without an 80 Gigawatt Flux Capacitor!!!
Oooh, you should think about upgrading. The 1.21 gw model is SO much better.
I would think because of the way, you know, numbers are in order, that 80 gigawatts is much better than 1.21 gigawatts. Like, almost 80 times better.
But that’s just me…
*thinks fast*
NO! It’s the same as the 80, but it’s version! 1.21. See?
*wipes brow*
no no no. it’s 1.21 jigawatts. with a j.
1.21 gigawatts
someone say my name?
whatever they meant with the balls, i wouldn’t want a salty drink
I wouldn’t want that Salty Lemon Juice just beneath it either.
And I wouldn’t want any part of the horde of periods beneath that, even with all that brilliant repartee it punctuates.
Wow, lemon juice under the balls! That’s gotta sting!
Tea-Bag – WIN!
that bag’s been out awhile
Yum
Could I get that to go plz?
Yayyy – fourth – my highest placing ever!!! No bronze medal for me though
no but you get salty ball juice for half off
6,000? Can anyone identify what country that is from?
It’s 6.000… For country idhafc.
Currency: the Dubya
I’d say its Vietnam.
I don’t know why Turkey comes to my mind.
It’s hard to see the stuff written in brackets so I cannot Google those names to find out for sure.
The prices are very satisfying, though. Everything for the same amount.
Googling the phrases in parentheses turns up Vietnamese dictionary entries. Unfortunately, there’s glare over the salty ball juice, so I can’t read it to Google it. Anyone know the Vietnamese for “huge, dangling testicles”?
Must be somewhere they have tamarind (and monkeys). Southeast Asia is my bet. Somebody go roust Sara J from her bunk and ask her if it’s Thailand.
I Googled some of the phrases, and they appear to be Vietnamese.
Guess it is Vietnam, judging by the text written below…
It does, indeed, look like Southeast Asia. I can’t quite read what’s in the parentheses, but I can see that it’s a tonal language, so I’m going to guess Vietnam. Plus, those prices would totally make sense in Vietnam.
Their money is called dong… do with that what you will. But anyway, 15.000 dong equals one US dollar, so 6.000 would be about forty cents, which is a little higher than the average price of a salty ball juice when I was there, so I’m guessing this was a restaurant close to a touristy part of Ho Chi Minh City.
Ah, I see I was correct. Da me sita (forgive the lack of accents) in Vietnamese translates roughly to “tamarind pelt” which might mean something to the effect of tamarind milk ice or whatever they call it. Hooray, context clues!
So yes, the price for the salty ball juice is, indeed, six thousand dong. Suck on that, so to speak.
I love Thanksgiving.
Real answer: Vietnam.
douche, you need to douche
Yeah, I’m not feeling particularly “fresh”, if you know what I mean.
It’s more than likely Vietnam, because everything is in Vietnamese. The currency exchange is about 15,000 dongs to 1 American dollar last time I checked.
dongs, lol.
That’s a neat trick you did there, changing the time stamp on your comment! How’d you pull that one off?
If dongs are the operative currency in Vietnam. I’m going to move there, buy a farm and a yak, and farm up some salty ball juice. I’ll sell the salty ball juice on the black market, make MILLIONS OF DONGS, then BUY the inturwebz.
Make sure to load it up in your series of tubes.
don’t be stupid. Henry van Statten owns the internet.
They’re big and salty
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em
I’d rather just pay the nominal fee of 6.000 and get purified salty ball juice.
Well I didn’t like what i read here,
but i guess it’s still better to post those things here than raping kids elsewhere
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Southpark identification fail
I’m sorry what?
What Juasman said is from south park.
It’s a show. Google it.
I know what South Park is, I just didn’t know that they actually said the
same thing before I did….
Jesus Christ, just die.
We tried that once and he came back. Hope that was okay with you.
Gott ist ein Popstar.
He did, didn’t you read the book?
WICKED BURN
is that like wicked retahded?
no, as in “holy crap that was son funny i almost pooped my pants” wicked-cool burn
santa-klaus? is that you?!
Participating in Failblog fail.
Oh yeah, and Moralist fail too.
why have you put salt on your testicles?
Sweat is usually salty in most people, implying sweaty balls.
“Salty Apples” on your preference if you want.
Your mum likes the taste…
haha jew ass man
FIRST!!!!!!!!
It’s Vietnamese, 6,000 is roughly 40 cents.
At this moment, LAST!!!!!!!!!
ARG!
Auto-insurance, for when you just really know you’re screwed anyways.
well, you can’t argue with that.
well, you can argue, but you’re not going to win.
This is a menu from Vietnam. The prices are shown in Vietnamese Dong.
I’m not surprised these things show up on menu’s, I mean, I ate soup with balls from bulls there, so why not in a drink?
Hehehe, I just looked at it again.
Salty Lemon Juice.
What The F**k.
What about Milky Ginger Pineapple Juice? Inducing severe diarrhea at a mere thought of it, huh?
MGPJ?
Is that an image format?
You should probably head towards the nearest toilet then, eh? Wouldn’t want to ruin your computer chair.
In that case you may want the Brown Runny Solids juice, also 6.000.
It’s a beach bar, and they use sea water for all their drinks
I don’t know why, but to me that seems like a bad idea.
Why? If all the tourists consider the water safe enough to swim in, you ought to be able to drink it. They even let their children go into the water, and without diapers, too!
Tourists!
Of course! hehe..
Zikan sucks!!!
I LoL’d so hard, my salty bits fell off and rolled under the table!
D= I demand you pick them up and serve them on a plate! we could still get 6000 of unspecified currency for those!
dong. 6000 dong.
I lol’d too.
I lol’d three.
i lol’d fore.
i lol’d five
HA i broked the chain
mmm! my favourite!
Simpsons did it …..
I wonder if I could just get a tea bag.
A salty tea ba-
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Excuse me Sir, there’s a hair in my salty ball juice! Could you squeeze me another?
Hmmm… juice….
MONKEY PHONICS FAIL
There’s another totally unappetizering flail offering on this menu — TAMARIN MILK.
“Tamarin” is French for “tamarind,” and a tamarind is a fruit you can make juice from. But this menu is clearly in English, and in English, a tamarin is a monkey.
Lord help us all if they’re spanking monkeys for that milk.
Would that be considered a fappacino?
*Hangs head in shame at exploiting such an easy joke.*
*rests head beside Sara’s for L’ing so OL*
But I will say that that’s still a far step up from this morning’s thus far fare.
* … une petite tête-à-tête des enfants de PBS*
Oui, mon chou chou.
*checks first that the babies are safely asleep…*
You’d like your salad, Mme. Dover?
On a hot day in the summer there’s nothing more relaxing than a tall glass of salty ball juice. To cool off your salty balls. Ha ha. see? there I made a funny.
Do you think they make this drink with a teabag?
In Soviet Russia, drink makes you with a teabag!
In Soviet Russia, old is the joke.
Somewhere in space, Yoda is rolling in his grave.
You mean, “In space somewhere, in his grave rolling, Yoda is, hmm?”
it’s not funny unless you do it right.
Russian Reversal: You’re Doing It Wrong.
Yep, Vietnamese. And a salty drink isn’t as bad as it sounds.
think they have a chocolate flavoured one?
Okay, I’ll order the Weiner Special with the Salty Ball Juice, kthxbai.
When you belong
To a song
Salty baaaaallllllsssssss
You belong
If anyone understands this you win.
If you lol anyways you also win.
it’s vietnamese. it’s a drink made from a plum that’s been preserved with salt. order one next time you’re in a vietnamese restaurant. you can’t say it’s bad until you’ve tried it.
sounds awesome! Thanks for the actual fact there
Hey everybody have you seen my balls? They’re big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth! Ohh, suck on my chocolate salty balls! Stick ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em…
Classic!
One of the menu items could have been “Milky Ball Juice” considering the other options.
seeing as the other one was from south park, is this a quote from the talking brown lump? i forgot his name.
mmm thats a perfect summer drink
Bend over and I’ll show you the perfect summer drink
WATZ THAT SPOSED 2 MEAN!!
you drink through the mouth champ. maybe you should have said “kneel down” instead… insult fail.
they weren’t implying that ninja was going to be drinking it, only experiencing it.
OH YUM YUM, I’LL TAK 37 PLZ
i would tat 38, but then ppl may think a heavy drinker… ;D
Damn, that’s in Vietnamese:)) We don’t really have that word in English though, so it was translated word by word:D
I’m worried about the milky ginger pineapple juice they’re serving. who knows what the hell thats made of.
How much juice can you get off a salty ball already. And there would need to be some kind of efficient harvesting process.
Who is doing all this juicing? Seriously.
It should be Chocolate Salty Ball Juice
RIP Isaac Hayes
word
Oh, you people are so immature. why are you always at each other’s throats? do you really have nothing better to do?
Not a damned thing.
Let me get this straight. Salty Ball Juice only 6000 Vietnamese Dongs? This sounds too good to be true.
with that many dongs, you’re bound to have some salty ball juice.
Delicious…
LMAO
This reminds me of south park…
i love how it’s like $6,000 well 6,000 pesos or whatever but still did no one see that fail?
u no see no dong?
EW
Sounds Juicy….
lol, it is a double fail! The prices say 6.000 and the salty ball thing.
This is sad. its not even funny! its just another pervert failing.