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Bathroom Hook Fail

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Pejter

All in all, you decide whether you want to get screwed today or not. If yes, then go ahead and hang your purse.

HSLD

Reuse FAIL!
This time the fail is on FAILBLOG!!!!

Seriously, there isn’t enough new stuff out there? Why reuse this crap?

ZZZzzzz!

SmogMonster

Because people vote for it. Democracy fails again.

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Chopchops

I’m a bird… and I’m nesting, BITCH!

SmogMonster

A bird on the internet? ::masturbates::

jsnip

i’d hate to see what you’d do in the bird exhibit at a zoo.

TreeFace

Your comment is so full of win it is worthy of masturbation.

::masturbates::

lurrrrrker

Kleenex! Fresh, absorbent Kleenex, here! Get yer Kleenex! Dollar for a two-ply, three for two!

Captain Canuck

three for two?
::masturbates::

RogueThree

Hairy-Palm-Away!
Get yer Hairy-Palm-Away here!

h4x0r_over_9000

your mom won’t nest below this level

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jayv

I love the pattern the nested comments make.

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Oripapa

I have been to that bathroom you know. Gives you something to ponder especially if your valuables are already hanging.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
aaaaanon

i actually took the time to look through all of the fails, and i haven’t seen this one yet.

Gasskan

Now that is productive use of one’s time.

Felmen

I’ve done the same productiveness.

Admiral Adama

Doing your mum

 
 
aaaaanon

i know, but i was really bored and i had other, more important things to do.

 
 
 
 
Jimmy

Haha, has anyone even noticed yet that the hook is upside down so you can’t even hang your purse there!?

ForTheLolz

It’s a “feature.”

 
Brigitte

It’s a fold-out hook that clips back in so the purse can’t get pulled up OR under the door without pulling the hook back out.

Also, if they hadn’t cropped the picture, you could see that there is another hook right above the top sign, so it makes total sense–use the purse hook that clips for your purse, not the one that someone can reach over the door and grab purse by strap and run out before you finish peeing.

 
 
Crossbow

Self-determination win?

 
 
Pejter

Besides, who carries their valuables in a purse instead of pants, honestly? :-) joke (-:

Adoni

Honestly? joke

Win! fail :(

ReTARDIS

Whale’s vagina=San Diego!

Adoni

San Diego = Fail or at least Fake in every sense of the word

Admiral Adama

Fail or at least Fake in every sense of the word = your mum

Adoni

so through transitive properties, my mum= SD ?

MaxwellEdison

No. Through transitive properties your mom is a dude.

 
 
 
Soundwave

san diego=america=idiots

 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

from soup to nuts

TreeFace

From nuts to bolts.

Sara J

From nuts to salty ball juice.

fuzz on the concept

*bolts to the Sprockets*
This is the time when we dance!!
(you may touch the monkey)

Sara J

Your story has become tiresome.

talonsofpeace

If your tired, theirs always Salty Ball Juice. It’s a great wake me up, especially when that’s all they’re is too drink.

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Dragonwriter

You disturb me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now.

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Sara J

Therefore, my diagnosis of insanity is a diagnosis fail?

 
talonsofpeace

That’s kind of the pot calling the kettle fail.

 
fuzz on the concept

That’s kind of too much pot.

 
Me

You can never have too much pot.

 
aaaaanon

especially not when it’s from obama. where did the three different people calling themselves by that name go, anyways?

(apologies for any spelling mistakes, i can’t see half of what i typed becaus it went out of the box.)

 
 
 
Rina

Ah we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cuz your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ButhedaBunzai

Valuables carried in pants? OHH

I see what you did thar!

 
Nwabby

Haha, you meen aa penis! Haha, funny.

Roobarb pie

Haha, you meen “Haha, you mean a penis!”Haha, not funny

Nwabby

“haha”, I think..

Roobarb pie

Stop giggling like a nutjob and do something decent with your life, like
grammar lessons

aaaaanon

those cost too much for the average failblog user. their just too poor, and they’res no time for the lessons. plus, there families don’t like grammer.

Judith

Please for the love of god tell me that was an ironic use of the
incorrect ‘there’. I mean, if you’re going to criticize somebody’s grammar,
at least have the decency to make sure your own is correct.

Nwabby

And also use correct punctuation, please.
BTW; “somebody’s grammar” = “somebody is grammar” = fail.

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

No, ’s can also denote possession as in: The above post is Nwabby’s failure.

Mayhem

Goodness, you poor people. When are you going to learn? Fighting the Grammar War is like competing in the Special Olympics.

Uhtred of Bebbanburg

*Blank stare… drools*

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aaaaanon

i thought that it was obvious that i was being ironic, seeing as i used all 3 forms incorrectly. that took me 5 minutes to get right. err, i mean wrong.

aaaaanon

however, i think “they’res” might have been too much of a stretch.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Captain Obvious

So many fails.

fuzz on the concept

So obvious, captain.

aaaaanon

i could have sworn that picture went to captain oblivious.

Admiral Adama

Captain Oblivious is actually a blind

 
 
 
 
 
Guru

Is this a quote from your first come together with your now ex?!:)

 
Guru

Hurts to know that this is exactly the line which Nwabby’s Ex-girly used when he undressed in front of her… :)

 
 
Hilary