Burn of the Week
About the Burn of the Week
Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. To nominate a comment, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com
Burn of the Week
From the Cannon Fail post.
* Comments not crucial to the burn were removed to allow for smaller images. No content was harmed during this Photoshop.
Runner Up
In response to Track Fail, a video of a runner faceplanting into a hurdle.
* Comments not crucial to the burn were removed to allow for smaller images. No content was harmed during this Photoshop.
To nominate a comment for the burn of the week, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com.
Fuzz, WIN!
FIRST!
attempt to be self-fulfilling fail
attempt to be self-effacing fail:
FUZZT!
Your modesty was a self-aggrandizing WIN.
You’re observation was an observation WIN.
Your obviousness is an obvious win that is very obvious so I get an obvious award too.
Redundancy fail.
Redundancy fail.
Redundancy fail + Redundancy Fail + Redundancy Fail = Fail
mmmmonsterfail!
Redundancy win? I think so.
Obviousely!
*Obviously!
OVERFAIL. FAILING SPREE.
Redundancy fail.
deportment of the department of redundancy deportment department for some winsome win
I’d like to have an argument, please…!
No you wouldn’t.
I just like to masturbate if thats anything
Failblog is like the lottery. If you comment over a million times you will become a winner, and if your old. Fuzz on the concept must be old too.
Not too old to be turned on by you, sweetheart (’specially whenever you say “your” — you so know what I like). Wanna join Dragonwriter and the rest below?
*ahem*
*stern look*
…
Oh, who am I kidding, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. C’mon down!
I like going down! :D……..sorry to sexual.
*IS SHOCKED!!!*
…
Oh hell, I still can’t keep a straight face. My poker face sucks.
(And you can make of THAT what you will!
)
heh heh … you said “poker”
No…..I will keep that between you two boys.
SUCKER!
Hey! I’m not a boy!
That’s what she said.
Who’s she!
I told grandma to stop commenting on failblog shes crazy
yes, yes it is what she said.
I knew that it would. *wink*
If my old WHAT? Don’t leave us hanging like that.
“If my old WHAT? WHAT?!
Didnt’t you see the PBS special?
No……I stopped watching that channel at around age 10. Big Bird
would never talk directly at me…..so I had to drop that channel.
Ha ha ha… PBS is for babies.
As one of the hosts of that special, I am appalled that you didn’t even bother to watch it, and I’m sure my co-hostess Dragonwriter agrees.
Hmph.
I am not at all gruntled, and am looking for some umbrage to take.
Big bird rapes
A personal experience?
Great job ^^
FAIL
ORLY!
first!!!!!
thats pretty much a fail on your part
Pi-th
3.1415926535
That’s not pi.
it’s pretty fucking close.
Actually, if you wanted to end it there, you’d have to round it to:
3.1415926536
Because the first digit eliminated is an 8.
i 8 a pI
(π test)
You didn’t eat the whole (integer) though. Put those leftovers in the fridge!
and the difference is 0.0000000001
like i said, pretty fucking close.
My friend can do the first fifty digits of pie correctly biznatch
I never thought there are digits in a pie…
I like the runner up better than the winner.
I agree: The winner was a more thought-out, detailed PWN, but the runner-up was more of an EPIC WIN that deserved a LMAO.
actually, i thought the winner just sucked.
Totally love the runner up… I think brinnann totally nailed its win on the head!
Totally nailed its win on the head? ::maturbates::
winner fail
likewise, i’m noticing that this is a common trend.
An administrator for a blog about failing IS GOING TO FAIL.
Agreed. That was fantastic.
I agree. The runner-up was hilarious!