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Burn of the Week

About the Burn of the Week

Every week, we will be highlighting a retort and one or two runner-up retorts from the comment section of failblog posts. To nominate a comment, email failpictures+burn@gmail.com

Burn of the Week

From the Cannon Fail post.

* Comments not crucial to the burn were removed to allow for smaller images. No content was harmed during this Photoshop.

Runner Up

In response to Track Fail, a video of a runner faceplanting into a hurdle.

* Comments not crucial to the burn were removed to allow for smaller images. No content was harmed during this Photoshop.

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blah blah

attempt to be self-fulfilling fail

fuzz on the concept

attempt to be self-effacing fail:
FUZZT!

Sara J

Your modesty was a self-aggrandizing WIN.

talonsofpeace

You’re observation was an observation WIN.

Blackup

Your obviousness is an obvious win that is very obvious so I get an obvious award too.

talonsofpeace

Redundancy fail + Redundancy Fail + Redundancy Fail = Fail

Dexaan

mmmmonsterfail!

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everender

Redundancy win? I think so.

 
 
your mom

Obviousely!

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Sabre

OVERFAIL. FAILING SPREE.

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fuzz on the concept

deportment of the department of redundancy deportment department for some winsome win

Dragonwriter

I’d like to have an argument, please…!

fuzz on the concept

No you wouldn’t.

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dagnalis

I just like to masturbate if thats anything

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cee cee

Failblog is like the lottery. If you comment over a million times you will become a winner, and if your old. Fuzz on the concept must be old too. :P

TMI service

Not too old to be turned on by you, sweetheart (’specially whenever you say “your” — you so know what I like). Wanna join Dragonwriter and the rest below?

Dragonwriter

*ahem*

*stern look*

Oh, who am I kidding, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. C’mon down!

cee cee

I like going down! :D……..sorry to sexual.

Dragonwriter

*IS SHOCKED!!!*

8O

Oh hell, I still can’t keep a straight face. My poker face sucks.

(And you can make of THAT what you will! :lol: )

fuzz on the concept

heh heh … you said “poker”

 
cee cee

No…..I will keep that between you two boys. :D
SUCKER!

Dragonwriter

Hey! I’m not a boy!

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fuzz on the concept

That’s what she said.

 
cee cee

Who’s she! :D

 
dagnalis

I told grandma to stop commenting on failblog shes crazy

 
aaaaanon

yes, yes it is what she said.

 
 
 
 
 
 
cee cee

I knew that it would. *wink*

 
 
Seth

If my old WHAT? Don’t leave us hanging like that.

cee cee

“If my old WHAT? WHAT?!

fuzz on the concept

Didnt’t you see the PBS special?

cee cee

No……I stopped watching that channel at around age 10. Big Bird
would never talk directly at me…..so I had to drop that channel.

Sara J

Ha ha ha… PBS is for babies.

RogueThree

As one of the hosts of that special, I am appalled that you didn’t even bother to watch it, and I’m sure my co-hostess Dragonwriter agrees.

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Dragonwriter

Hmph.

I am not at all gruntled, and am looking for some umbrage to take.

 
 
 
cee cee

A personal experience?

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Captain Canuck

Pi-th
3.1415926535

david

it’s pretty fucking close.

Scaramouche

Actually, if you wanted to end it there, you’d have to round it to:
3.1415926536
Because the first digit eliminated is an 8.

fuzz on the concept

i 8 a pI
(π test)

Gasskan

You didn’t eat the whole (integer) though. Put those leftovers in the fridge!

 
 
david

and the difference is 0.0000000001

like i said, pretty fucking close.

 
dagnalis

My friend can do the first fifty digits of pie correctly biznatch

tom

I never thought there are digits in a pie…

 
 
 
 
 
 
Eddy

I like the runner up better than the winner.

brinnann

I agree: The winner was a more thought-out, detailed PWN, but the runner-up was more of an EPIC WIN that deserved a LMAO.

ND4life

actually, i thought the winner just sucked.

Snippy

Totally love the runner up… I think brinnann totally nailed its win on the head!

Snappy

Totally nailed its win on the head? ::maturbates::

 
 
 
 
 
fepic ail

likewise, i’m noticing that this is a common trend.

i_like_waffles

An administrator for a blog about failing IS GOING TO FAIL.

 
 
Natalie

Agreed. That was fantastic.

 
Liz

I agree. The runner-up was hilarious!

 
 
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