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First?
You Fail.
… to die if you end up in the crocodile enclosure.
HA, I was going to post this too! I have a photo of it from South Africa.
fail? more like very funny and slightly tragic win. i don’t like people in wheelchairs so i don’t care.
SECOOOONNND !!!!
Actually your third, maybe try learning to count?
Technically… replies to the first don’t count as a second post. Otherwise I could post in there and make him fourth. Forums Fail.
You mean “you’re” as in “you are”. Maybe try learning grammar?
no one cares on here
this is not a grammar site/forum/blog/etc. in case you haven’t noticed
Anti-Grammor nazis unite!
hmmm “Maybe try learning grammar?”
Let us examine said “sentence”. What was intended to be a sentence seems to have no subject. Who is the writer referring to? In order for a clause to be a sentence it must have a subject, therefore the writer of this clause who intended to insult a previous writer merely made grammatical errors himself.
The hypocrisy of mankind is depressing.
no one cares bout the internet on the interwebs :}
juu no lolspeak? lolspeak b a epick win.
if you goes on icanhascheezburger.com, you wont see any “perfect grammar”
whoopsie doodle
i mean “no one cares bout the GRAMMAR”
lulz
um… wait.. change it to whoopsy daisy.
You fail
lol owned.
cut it out!
‘You’ is the implied subject. Correction fail.
Fail
“You’re” and “you are” are the same thing.
FAIL
Read what he/she said a bit more carefully.
why don’t you try dying;)
“Actually, YOU’RE third”
Why do you people do this? Does it make you feel accomplished from your otherwise worthless lives?
Depends… to completely feel accomplished i might jump on to a comment page and complain about people’s comments when in fact I am reading through the rest of the comments as we speak to prove that I have a worthless life.
YOUR SARCASM HAS BLOWN ME AWAY WITH CLEVERNESS GOOD SIR. I AM ASTOUNDED AT YOUR WIT.
Candidate for Burn of the Week?
wasn’t this already posted?
You’re thinking of “Dont’t feed the animals.”
‘WheeeeeeeHOLYMOTHEROF-!!’
looks lke a fun ride
that crocodile sure seems to be smiling
he looks more like he is frowning be cause its another handicapped person
about yo die :[( or a really obiese person who is to lazy to walk and those
have so much fat in em it would the croc instantly uh huh)
to*
Are you sure that’s all you messed up on?
Burn!
My thoughts exactly!
SIGN WIN
the fact that you posted a correction post to your original abomination at least lets the rest of us know you dont appear to have broken or unusable keys on your keyboard. instead, it appears you are stooopid.
stupid*
indeed
Hand this jackass a Darwin award please!
WilliamCA
you forget, those are only for those who have killed themselves or have removed their physical ability to mate. not their social ability, their physical ability.
I don’t worry about how I type on the internet ’cause well its the internet
and you sir and everyone else who literally comb the these comments for
the slightest mistakes are why I don’t usually post in this place of perfect
grammar besides fighting on the internet is like competing in the special
Olympics whether even if you win your still retarded.
I wasn’t combing for mistakes, sir. I was merely laughing at how you corrected one mistake you made (which shows you obviously do care about how you type on the internet) while there were obviously many more in just that one post. I think this fellow was thinking the same thing.
haha
new event at the paralympics?
not a fail, very useful sign.
It’s Rippy the Gator!
went Chomp Chomp Chomp!
Spending his time by ending childrens lives,
Down at the bottom of the Swamp Swamp Swamp!
Yeah…well…unless the large crocodiles/alligators there were actually friendly or something, which seems unlikely.
It’s a fail because, obviously, the speed-lines should be parallel to the incline.
yum
Gator-Bacon WIN!
Actually is not a road sign, think that’s from Crock world, and iirc there is quite a steep path winding down to the crocodile enclosure, so it makes sense in context
but what about us people not on wheelchairs? Are the Crocodiles trained to eat disabled people?
What about disabled people who walk with a cane? Do the crocs leave them alone?
What about the mentally disabled?
They write “first” on blogs. Throw them to the crocs!
I nominate “Deer in Headlights” above comment for Slam of the week.
How about the disabled crocodiles?
Really this is the CAUTION for the crocodile. Saying “Hey croc! Watch out for speeding wheelchairs…they can hurt you.” Assuming croc’s can read, and English for that….
Which part of the sign would the crocodiles need to read in English: the picture of the wheelchair, the picture of the steep incline, or the picture of the crocodile?
Which part requires reading English: the picture of the wheelchair or the picture of the crocodile?
which part requires reading English: the picture of the wheelchair or the pciture of the crocodile?
Holy triple post, Batman!
Forgetting you’ve already hit the reply button –
having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.
Nah, it’s a first-time commenter…. and Weirdpress ate the first two.
That is funny.
I nominate “Fuzz on the Concept”s above post for Slam of the week.
Which part of the sign would the crocodiles need to read in English: the picture of the wheelchair, the picture of the steep incline, or the picture of the crocodile?
In Soviet Russia, crocs disable canes
I think they can do that here too.
they’re darwinodiles
i guess that makes the wheel chair users croconoodles
the crocs are working with the nazi’s to weed out the weak.. becareful disabled america! dont go there! its dangerous!!!
Crock World? Is it full of phony doctors?
Or earthenware pottery!
Thank God for an actual explanation that makes sense! My first thought was “WTF!?! Is this where to wheel your disabled relatives so they can be eaten?”
why can’t i send in comments
reply fail
WIN
why can’t i send in comments? i want to add comments *grml*
why can’t i send in comments? i want to add comments *grml*
Did Sara J just say something …?
Hmm, I can’t see it.
What you have put on looks good even with my eyes closed.
Wait, that didn’t come out right — I mean, you look fetching even when you haven’t put anything on.
No, no, wait, I mean, you look great when you have put nothing on at all.
No, umm, well … maybe I should not have put anything on here in the first place.
No, wait …
Fuzz’ll be in his bunk….
Right next to Jayne…
I think you meant, “That sweater is becoming on you.”
Oh, but I’m so bashful, had I said something like THAT, I’d be sweating on you too.
No, wait …
Oh no! There’s been a change in the Matrix. Check the windows!
“It’s a trap!!!”
It’s a triangle, so watch out.
A wheelchair rolling out of control.
Towards a crocodile.
I think that’s pretty much what the sign want to warn you for.
But then on the other hand; BUTTFARTS.
O.o where else would they come from?
Does the word quiff ring a bell ?
You mean queef?
This is from a Wildlife Reserve in Natal, South Africa judging from the logo at the bottom but I’m pretty sure it’s been messed with.
Actually, You are totally correct. I took this picture in a crocodile park near St. Lucia (not the island) in Kwa Zulu Natal.
Queef. Spelling fail. CroCoQueef.
Sorry… im nut frum hier…
Cripple bacon win!
Fail? That sign is win.
That croc needs to stop eating wheelchairs, it’s destroying his teeth.
yeah but hes eating his vegetables
Wow… going to hell win.
Made my day.
I don’t care who you are – that’s funny right there…
at first i was like “wheelchairs aren’t vegetables.”
then i got it. you are a vary bad person. lol though.
Wheelchairs are iron and minerals.
…with a soft and chewy inside!
ROFL . . . but bacon is a vegetable!
I would probably find that funny, if I wasn’t in a wheelchair a couple months ago. I broke both my legs because someone ran me off of a gravel road and into a tree. They didn’t even turn around! I probably wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for the kids who found me on their way to school. I hit that tree at 45 mph! T_T
Wow…glad you’re okay, Tiamat!
Going to school Win
Thanks. I’m walking almost perfectly now, but I know how it feels to be in that position, so I leave those people alone. I have two steel plates and 20 screws in my right leg. Looks like I wont be able to just walk into an airport now. My left leg, however, wasn’t in a bad enough condition to need surgery. I remember looking back and seeing my right leg flopped to the side, the angle larger than 90 degrees. That’s when I went back into unconsciousness…
I take it that you slipped in the bath-tub maturbating to the radio playing “Oops did it again”, LOL!
Obviously you didn’t read my above post. -.-
Well be thankful no one rolled you into a crocodile pit, or you wouldn’t be able to ruin jokes for the rest of us.
zing!!!
Fail at luck.
that’s flucked up
vegetables don’t ride in wheel chairs.
They’re usually in hospital beds.
Nice thought, however.
More like WIN to me.
It’s no fail, it’s meant to be funny, if it was trying to be serious it would be a fail, but, it isn’t.
sign @ my local zoo reads:
“everyone throwing stuff to the crocodile pit, would be asked to go down there and retrieve it”
It’s not a fail. It was trying to be funny.
I’m confused — was it trying to be or was it meant to be?
Aww…”meant to be”…it’s ro-MAN-tic! They are obviously madly in love and rushing into each other’s arms.
Crimony, what is with the double posting fails?
failblog’s been eating more and more posts recently, only to put them back up hours later.
must be rolling them down the hill to the crocs.
200m Croc :
Someone is looking forward to see it as a new discipline in the China’s Paralympics !
being disabled:Free
Wheelchair:$350
Ticket to croc world:$20
Flying down to imminent death:priceless
there are some things money cant buy,
for everything else, theres fail.
win
Sign seems not to fail at all,
but perhaps is too accurate.
sense of security fail??
Putting a steep ramp by the croc pit with no protective rail for wheelchairs and small children FAIL. o_O
Safety fail, but extreme skating win?
It would be funnier if they also drew someone running after the wheelchair trying to grab it to make it stop :p
CAUTION: speeding handicapped area! Gators on patrol!
I think this is a very informative sign.
Agreed. I do not see the fail in this picture, unless you count handbrakes or the people that were supposed to be watching out for the cripple.
I don’t know what is more sad, the fact that a sign like that is up, or what actually made the establishment put it up……lol
This is from South Africa – probably Crocworld, in KwaZulu-Natal.
*sigh* I’m going to Hell for this, but…
It’s just a sign reminding crocodiles to eat their vegetables, isn’t it?
Congratulations, you are the lucky winner of a one way ticket to hell!
wow! Hellish win! Now, burn!
LOL
TELL THEM TO EAT TACOS NOW
DO YOU THINK CAPSLOCK MAKES YOU SMART?
Fail. Plenty of people have disabilities and are not in a “vegetative state”, including me.
I thought that everyone commenting on Failblog was in a “vegetative state”?!
Jeez mr.buzzkillington just laugh for once in your depressed life filled with fail.
been done already, init?
Failing to read the previous comments FAIL.
Actually, check the time comments posted. Mine was first before other vegetable posts.
Trying to pass other comments off as original after mine fail….
The first one posted about vegetables says August 4th, 4:58 am. I think this is your fail, not mine…
Yeah, I’m going to come in on the side of “not really a failure.” It’s a sign warning the wheelchair bound that there is a steep hill with crocodile’s at the bottom of it ahead, and it works in that context.
Unless the sign is sitting mid-way down the slope.
How do you come in? I thought cum usually came out…O.o
Suicidal anti-crocodile patrol ahead…
The following scenes may contain acts of violence.
How is this a fail?
This is the biggest WIN I’ve seen all day. Granted, I’ve only been awake for twenty minutes.
starving Alligator WIN
My thoughts EXACTLY!!!
Handicapped FAIL. But a crocodile WIN!!!!
Another non-fail. The sign is obviously warning wheelchair-bound people not to venture too close to the slope, because it descends into alligator- or crocodile-infested waters. Probably in a park or nature trail or zoo or somewhere.
What are the criteria for submissions to this place? They can’t be so desperate for FAILs that they keep bringing in non-fails like this one, or the escalators at the fitness center.
Probably true. It MIGHT however warn the precious crocodiles that they might be overrun by crazed wheelchair racers. In this case it would indeed be a fail, because crocodiles cannot understand signs…
Shane, no offense, but “wheelchair bound” is a term I personally do not like. It makes the wheelchair sound like the problem when in fact often times it is a solution. I prefer “wheelchair user”, and apply that term to myself.
OH HELL YES!! Taking Murderball to the HNL!!!
(If you’re not familiar with Murderball, you should check it out — it rocks hard … “rolls” quite hard, too.)
i agree with you, but…
gtfo shane killian. and take your sweet mustache with you!
Shut up Shane!!!
Does anyone else get the feeling that Shane just desperately needs to get laid? And do you think we can get the lady with the seduction/strategy shirt to offer to help?
I must take exception to your comment that escalators at a fitness center are not a TOTAL fail…that’s just ridiculous conspicuous consumption…
Lacoste Passerelle. Yeah.
Fail for the poor guy standing between the runaway wheelchair and the croc.
?????
Croc win.
@fishy — should have a figure behind making a pushing motion.
It’s meant to inspire faith in the FSM — when we’re on life’s slippery slope, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will be there to hold us back from our pending doom.
your fake religion is inferior to my fake religion, dudeism. have at you!
Does the dude abide?
I personally subscribe to the Way of the Noodly Appendage, but that’s just, like, my opinion, man.
That’s not fail, that’s TOTALLY AWESOME
ZOOM! RAWR!
That’s Mr. Zoom to you.
Previous poster reference win.
That must be the funniest sign I have ever seen in my life. I bet the designers got a huge kick out of this one when the people that needed the sign made put in the request.
“Uuuhhhmmmmm… So let me get this straight. U need handicaped people to be aware that rolling down this hill could get them eaten by crocs/aligators…. Hmmmmm I think we can do that, yes. =))”
new handicap parking spots suck :/
or bites. either or.
Kinda looks like a photoshop job to me.
Jebus its a crocodile . . . get in the mini van!
jebus, you’re not lion
Looks like that guy can afford to lose a couple of legs…
Ooohhhhhhhh… that’s harsh.
I think the crocodile in the sign looks more like a ragged and disturbed dolphin.
That crocodile looks like it’s half dolphin. lol
It’s a dolpho-dile. Not to be confused with the harmless Daphodil!!!
I’m pretty sure it’s a Crocaduckrabbit.
Hmmmm… I didn’t know crocs ate vegetables.
Hmmmm… I didn’t know people posted this about 3 times already.
Warning – FAIL
Instructions – WIN!!!
When did Frogger get a wheel chair?
Darwin Win!
this is from south africa! i’ve been there!
WIN!
All I can think of is “Meals on Wheels”….
All I can think of is “Win”….
As a handicap person, I frequently watch out for these kind of signs warning me so I do not helplessly roll into a croc pit.
::whew::
Thanks – I needed that laugh
I take this sign to mean that someone who does not like wheelchairees is shooting arrows at this particular wheelchairee. He is attempting to escape these missiles by fleeing down a sharp decline where pet crocodilian animals are kept in sporadic reserves to protect such helpless folk form this bow and arrow handicap hating tribe.
So the sign is saying if you are handicap be wary of arrows and if attacked by them flee toward crocodiles, that are trained from birth to protect you, as quickly as possible.
Is this interpretation correct?
Almost. It also indicates that the friendly croc at the bottom of the hill can perform first aid, as you can clearly see one of the arrows has struck the fleeing wheelchairee.
Best. Sign. EVER.
Croc brain – “Mmm, cripple snack hill. I love this place!”
. . . Okay, I can’t believe no one has posted this yet.
“Billy’s father rolled his wheelchair up upon a hill. He wanted to put Bill where he would not be killed. But he left ‘im on a slope, and into the swamp he rolled. They drug out his head but there was nothin’ left below,
‘Cause Rippy the Gator went Chomp Chomp Chomp, Rippy the Gator went Chomp Chomp Comp, Passing the time by ending children’s lives. Down at the bottom of the Passiiiiiiiing the tiiiiime by ending children’s liiiiiiiiiiiiives, down in the bottom of the Down in the swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmppp.”
A section from “Rippy the Gator” by the band “The Arrogant Worms.”
Considering that you 1 out of 14 total fans worldwide, why does it surprise you that no one else has made this connection?
http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2008/08/12/the-system-29/
This is an epic win in my opinion. I want a shirt with this sign on it.
This is an epic win in my opinion. I want a shirt with this sign on it.
Warning: Handicapped people being eaten by crocodiles ahead.
rippy the gator goes chomp, chomp, chomp!
This is really funny, but it isn’t a fail
I think it means: “Warning. Cripples will be eaten by crocodiles.”
I don’t really see how this is a sign fail so much as it’s the best sign ever…
YAY
I been there
thats in south-afrika
It’s not a fail! Sign win!!!
Would be cooler if the croc was Cthulhu instead.
Where can I buy this sign?
Crocodile win, zing! lol
this is more like a win than a fail because there is a chance for that to actually happen so that sign might save lives
This is an epic win in my opinion. I want a shirt with this sign on it…