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lol thats funny
isnt’t it…
It is funny. That must be why I’m having a “laughing out loud” moment here at my desk.
Sadness fail.
sadness win
Sadness draw
Success Fail
Failure Win!
Bullshit fail.
Bullshit win!
Bullshit Draw!
Bullshit Fail
Failure win!
Wow what a gag. No i understand what kind of people laugh about some stupid tv-shows. People who are called talonsofpeace or Failer nr.1.
First
Here’s somebody hoping for burn of the week.
Spelling, punctuation, and grammar fail.
nah, it’s just a big, fat fail. Gasskan laid the smackdown so bad that there shouldn’t even have been an attempted comeback.
I just try my bad english on people who laugh about unfunny jokes.
And there is nothing bad about people who come from testubes, so come down guys
Did you really just tell them to “come down”? Do you really want to be covered in that stuff?
1.yes
2.what?
hm ok guys, next time i write anything pretty.
Maybe
hey nerds, its really funny!!!
A Success center (HAHA) who (gnihi) isn’t bought out (ROTFLHAHALOLFLAHAHA)
maybe this helps
first
I can’t believe you didn’t understand that O.o…maybe if i put it like this. “Did you really just tell them to ‘cum down’? Do you really want to be covered in that stuff?”
yea my english is not the best. But now i understand your dirty joke (gnihihi)
Gnihihihi? What are you? Crappy Pokemon game text?
Fwhohohohoho!
Joanna, what a beautiful name? Are you a Pokemon?
gnihihi
Haha! If I had the time, I would get on everybody’s grammar fails.
the only win of his entire existence
wow your now you put out the big verdicts.
Duck and cover the Prince is cumming
“RAWR
August 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Spelling, punctuation, and grammar fail.”
Adding intelligence, wit, and coherence fail.
jeff dunham lol. can someone explain this fail is?
isnt’t?
fail
If the point of the success center was to fail, it succeeded!
A for effort on that one.
LOLOLOLOL
That’s must be why it’s is on a failblog!!!!
… and that’s must depend on what the meaning of “it’s is” is.
You MEANT to say: ‘. . . and THAT must depend on what the meaning of “it’s is” is.’
Understanding humor fail.
Understanding grammar win.
Well…not really. Your underlying premise–that fuzz MEANT to say something other than what he wrote–is fundamentally flawed since he said exactly what he meant.
By repeating the original grammar mistake, he was subtly and cleverly making fun of it. Not “correcting” it. So, in one swell foop he intimated that he A) understood the original grammar fail and B) actually can address such a fail with humor rather than with pedantry.
*sigh*…and now I have “explaining the joke” fail again. I SO fail.
no, understanding humor mega fail. i’ll point it out: nwabby said that’s also.
Yes, right after “LOLOLOLOLOL”..
Which should tip off that’s I’m am either spechul, or a little something called “not serious”. But I’d don’t think talonsofpeace’d would understand.
STFU WIN
Getting poon fail.
You MEANT to say: “That MUST be why it’s on a failblog!”
Bless you’re heart, you’re right at home here, aren’t ‘cha?
Psst…fuzz….you have an ‘re on your your. Want me to get that for you? :p
Wow. That doesn’t seem to happen very often. I mean, usually it’s using “your” instead of “you’re” and not the other way around.
and thanks for visiting grammarian corner . . .
With Dragonwriter and RogueThree. Today’s topic: “Your” vs. “You’re.”
On PBS tonight at 9.
Yep … making my own self at home … I’m gonna bunk with Talons.
better find out his/her/its sign first
Err, isn’t that actually correct? You are right at home here == You’re right at home here. Or do I just fail at understanding humor?
I fail, wrong you’re was being refrenced.
you’re right wrong you’re
“you’re was”, shouldn’t that be “you were”?
Oh, and in b4 referenced.
I believe that should read: “Bless YOUR heart, you’re right at home here, aren’t you?”
Scoot over, talons, you’re hogging the blanket.
*SNORTGIGGLE!*
xD
i hope that’s not your real picture.
Its such a ugly face, that it’s failure alone beats our grammar fails combined.
Lame, an ugly face
Spell check of the week.
i dont get it. wats wrong with it? ?
Fish
Snake?
Lobsterfrogman.
Manbearpig.
Anonymoose.
Wouldchuck.
Dragon … uh … writer.
lolcat
)
(sorry, couldn’t resist
Win.
(it’s known to be futile)
WIN!
*giggle snort*
lolursaurus
lolrus and his bukkit
the ceiling and its ceiling cat
Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz
8)
fuzz on the carpet
How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?
That depends. How much does Chuck Norris weigh?
Is it an Asian or European Chuck Norris?
I fail at quote
Chuck Norris could chuck as much norris as Chuck Norris could chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck norris.
To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion
WIN!
and thats how much chuck the chuck norris could chuck
The question is irrelevant, because Chuck Norris could not Chuck Norris ever. Not even in a hypothetical situation.
Here’s a paradoxial question. Can Chuck Norris create a rock so large not even he can lift it?
Lol, omg, I think I pissed a little.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to chuck Norris. Norris knows that Chuck wants to chuck it, and moves appropriately.
That’s the power of Chuck Norris.
whos chuck norris?
Fail.
African or European?
Yes
You are forgetting a key point here… you can’t laden Chuck Norris with anything. And the Airspeed of his foot whilst roundhousing breaks all the known laws of physics.
Chuck Norris wouldn’t need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to slay the killer rabbit.
Suprisingly, the failure center next door is thriving.
More like hiding inside
i dont get it
It’s supposed to be a company that helps people achieve success. However, the sign in the window says “Space Available” meaning they closed (probably due to poor business and no success), and the building is available for another company to rent out.
I still dont get it!
You dont’t??
Let me try again
It’s a company that helps people achieve success, and the company itself wasn’t successful. I hope that makes more sense -_-
I still dont get it!
k wait nevermind, the joke is that its spelt “center” and not how its
supposed to be spelled: “centre”, right?
I even went there, and I still don’t get it.
Yeah, I was there when it closed!
it’s an advanced move.
No no no! The joke is that the awning is BLUE, which is the color of FAIL! The awning should be puce!
HAHAHAHAHA! Blue….!
awning? puce? go back to geek college
Spoken like a proud graduate of Success Center.
Ooooooh, you got me! A hit…a palpable hit! I’m down…I’m dying….
Oh wait.
*feels arms, legs, chest, stomach*
Nope! Sa-WING and a miss. Calling a geek a geek is hardly a worthy insult.
Nah, self-acceptance fail…
long reply is looooong.
Puce paisley oyster egg?
Peas porridge in the pot?
Excuse me, how old is that?
9 days.
HAHAHA – Win!
KoL WIN!
who was it that said ” if you know more colors than are in the rainbow you are…”?
who was it that said “if you know more colors than are in the rainbow, you must be….”?
wow, that’s weird…i’m here twice…must be deja vu….
Not again.
I laughed …
and I have a feeling I’ve laughed at this before …
No.
Yes Captain, those of us in the English english [sic] speaking world get double the laughs at this one.
Have an additional laugh at the fact someone thought it was the “color” of the awning and not the colour of the awning.
Silly US english…
…
Go back to school…Or the UK.
Are you retards really needing the joke spelled out here? I have down syndrome and I get the joke. Jesus. “Success Center Fails”. Kind of like “Downie lands acting gig on terrible TV show”. It’s all wrapped up in fail.
Aggressive comment is aggressive.
Anonymus comment is anonymus.
You MEANT to say: “Anonymous comment is anonymous.”
he MEANT to say “Anomnomnomymous comment is Anomnomnomymous.”
Who said that?
I’m going to go with the answer “/b/”.
Sorry, switched to decaf. Caffeinated comment was caffeinated.
I think they were trying to be funny. Funny enough, they all failed. Nice job with the explanation though.
name fail, mr of peace. maybe spell fail–talons of peas?
Ah ok
:/
I think i understand the success center joke but the “Downie lands acting gig on terrible TV show” one is kinda confusing.
Can you explain that one plz ?
down syndrome, eh. what’s that like?
It’s a real downer.
yes, but life goes on.
You re not making any sense!
maybe you and the people at the success center should get some help from the nice people at PepTutor
Lolart, the Success Center failed to thrive, and therefore got booted out. The “Success” Center failed
ah thanks
And then what happened?
And then they all went to failblog for their greatest challenge yet–battling fail-trolls and the funny-blind FTW!
And they all lived happily ever after. G’night, and sleep tight! *smooch*
Yayyyy
Now thats a good story
Was there a beer mountain and stripper factory in the end ?
A microbrew beer mountain, and TWO stripper factories!
wow you hit the nail on the head
Irony WIN.
/agree
the end of agreement?
it actually works when you do =D
hmmmm =< failing to explain what you cannot explain without failing
that’s a deep disturbance right there
Bipolarity I say.
Elective mutism, I say.
(I’m doing it wrong … by the way … I say.)
but arent most of the jokes on fail blog designed to be ironic?
trying to be smart comment fail.
Fail Success?
O_o I assumed it meant that spaces were available on their course/workshop thing, and couldn’t work out how that was fail.
If the office is available, then yes, that would be fail…
(Unless they were so successful they had to get a bigger office… anti-fail.)
it’s fail that there exists or ever existed a success center.
Where’s the fail? They were so successful, they moved to larger premises.
WIN
Absolutely right. Everyone else – “glass is half empty” outlook fail…
Maybe they were so successful they had to move to larger quarters?
I win at failing to read comments!
Oh no! Whatever you do, don’t let them set you on fire.
I SAID I was sorry!!! :p
yes, he might be a spy
Fuzz actually contributes well to this blog.
But YOU were the inspiration — there’d be no center of “success” without “CC.”
This comment is so full of win, I’m actually speechless.
…
If at first you don’t succeed … Cee Cee will try again.
(give me a) “See?”
(give me another) “See?”
I think you meant “GREAT JOB…..at leaving the other THREE hanging.”
Counting FAIL.
Talons was not left hanging. Merely insulted.
Meh, I guess it’s how you interpret it.
holding on by a claw
LOL!! NOT success at all!! If it were really success it would not be avalible!!1
Wait!!1 or is it a fail because no one bought the place yet??! LOL! Confused here!! ROTFLOL!!! IF its a successs business, everbody is failing for not buying it!!!
Wow. Just… wow!
Possible understanding fail on my part. I don’t get it.
Oh I get it know. Space Available. Fail on my part.
You had to be there. Ask “K.”
I can see that there’s red stuff on the letters.
The red stuff on the letters is probably the vinyl sign coming apart and falling down. Sure it may be a fail, but if the Success is closed, then is anyone actually paying attention to that.
Is that blood on the letters above the door?
NAZI CAMP FAIL.
Wow, they actually managed to spell both words wrong!
Epic Fail!
I think one of their “Success Center” employee realized that there will be no succeess working for them
So that’s why I live in a cardboard box. I know I shouldn’t have listened to them!
I fail at being able to read the sign in the window. You guys get an explanation win.
FIRST!!!! (to say, not be, but hey….yeah!…..now i can go to sleep…thank you all).
lol, this whole comment thread is an epic fail.
what does the sign even say and why is grammar such a big deal again?
MWAHAHAHAHA sorry i felt the need to randomly burst out in a cacofony of evil laughter.
**cacophony
Cacophony. I like the sound of that.
It’s fitting you corrected it to “-phony”; that much seems apt.
well done, fuzz! props to coyote! most astute!
has to repeat comments because noone bothers to answer him FAIL
I don’t get this picture
Read above comments and you will soon find the answer you seek.
in bed.
In the window it says “Space Available”
i dont see what fails about this picture……but then again, i epic fail so thats to be expected of me
Center – the middle of something, i.e. the center of the circle.
Centre – a meeting place, i.e. the arts centre.
So “Sucess Center” should perhaps be renamed “Fail Centre”.
Um, no!
“Center” is American English.
“Centre” is the-rest-of-the-world English, as is metre, litre, colour, labour, realise, immunise, etc.
I know that place… I was forced to volunteer for it in eighth grade. (for the Special Olympics) Stupid catholic school.
wow this isnt that funny
Neither are you.
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3176102144
thats not the only place this has happened!