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First’t!
T’This is in Florida, right’t?
Dont’t drink and make signs not to drink and drive
Exactly’t
the guy that painted this was drunk.
lol they don’t “paint” road signs anymore
This is just so no one can claim “FIRST111oneone”
your efforts were in vain
“I’m sorry Ossifer…..
I always drink better when I drive…. you dirty Jew.”
–Mel Gibson
hmmm somone must have written dont and then been told it should be ‘t and corrected it to dont’t
More like: “Dont’t drink and make a sign”.
Haha, I was gonna say that.
me too…we are so predictable
Dont’t thing and write
Dont’t dring and type.
bring it gone!
hmmm ….
someone must have written “wont” …
and then been told it should be ‘t …
but their lazy ass has yet to do anything about it:
comments still “wont” nest below this level.
lol its a failsaurus
failAsaurus sounds better!
w00t
…as they are wont to do.
w00nt.
What the hell…. LOL! WHOSE THE IDIOT WHO DID THAT?
Comment is nesting, Shhhh! dont’t wake it up.
another comment…
And another…
And another one’s on and another one’s on…
Why wont’t you nest!?
I knew you were going to say that.
I was going to say that someone definitely knew you were going to say that.
what are you two telepathic or something, theres no way in hell you were going to say exactly that
Haha, I was gonna say that.
i’m no’ pishhht
Someone should have written “obvious fake” instead.
“Someone” must have written Someon and then been told it should have the e at the end and changed it to somone.
this is as twisted as it gets:))
nice..
2n’d”d?
2nd’dd??
I wonder if I could find a job as a highway sign proofreader!
Yes, you can find that job…commit a crime and have an education…you move past the jail sign maker, and are promoted to jail sign proofreader.
No. But if you want a job along those lines, I suggest you look up “Engrish”.
The sign in the window read
“Poofreeders Kneaded”
“Gneeded” works a lot better.
I should take spelling advice from someone named
Anomnomnomymous????
Well, yeah.
I thought that it read “Bakers Kneaded”
You could be the highway sign healer!
Good thought, but I dont’t know… does it pay at least 1,20,000 a year?
Good lakh getting that many money.
WIN!
It appears that the person placing the sign had a few drinks himself. That doesn’t make him a hypocrit though… he wasn’t driving at the time, now was he?
Perhaps the same person who made SOTP?
THAT’S FAKE, THAT’S NOT REAL.. THAT’S FAKE
I was there when they put up the sign.
They should have Sign Liquid Paper.
They do. It shows up at night time though…
It mostly shows up at night… Mostly…
We should get DragonWriter to flame ‘em. It’s the only way to be sure.
Prep for dust-off. We’re gonna need an immediate evac.
They can bill me.
Newtwoot!
Respect
Aliens quote Win!
thinking of aliens fail – saw TV version with swearing cut-out……
Apone- “any questions?”
Hudson- “How do I get outta this chicken**** outfit?”
Apone- “You secure that **** Hudson!”
FIRST! .
I think the sign was done that way on purpose, to make people stop and consider a moment whether they really are drunk. “I could’ve sworn that sign back there was misspelled…”
You may have a point there =P
Drunkards can’t read it properly when it is spelled correctly.
Having a bright idea…FAIL!
I’ve seen something like that :O
It was a sign but blurred, with some text. And some people really did drive by it again just to check their eyes weren’t bad. Long live human psychology!
interesting
Your lack of punctuation implies that you feel otherwise.
my lack of punctuation implies more that i’m lazy.
innerestin
no, it was designed by a high school freshman for their health class when they were learning about alcohol. You know THEY can’t spell…
I dont’t get it….
don’t drink and write
Don’t drink and write highway signs
nice touch with that faiil.
didn’t even notice that.
fail
FAIL’L?
Ok, but then…
Why is there a sign that says not to drink and drive?
Do they expect that someone drunk would pass that sign and say:
“Oh, yeah, well I guess I’d have to go back in time and take a cab!”
That’s what your Mum said about getting knocked up with you.
But COULD she take a cab, in its entirety?
*shudder*
Yes
Speak of that no more.
No it means pull over and drink, then wait.
Or more likely. If you am in mid drink… Stop the car! At once! Halt! Finish that sip of mocha frappuccino, and when ready, resume driving.
FIRST!
ffs just cause it’z Sunday dont mean you get teh day off ;p
^fail
check yourself, lolart, failblog’s calendar doesnt’t mention caturday
But…it does have Bunday, right??
I think you mean dont’t.
It’s an honest mistaske, I’m sure he spent 4 years at the Sign Design Institute of Wisconsin. SDIW is respectable school…
Does he now make $1,20,000 a year thanks to SDIW?
back reference for the Win!
I lakh it!!
no since he wurks phor the guvrmnet he naw meiks $2,20,000
please, stupidity is fail enough for this blog. we don’t need lolspeak too.
Christ, is that what it was? I thought he was having a stroke. I see no lolcats, lolspeak gives me a headache.
But I r practising!
gud one lolcattus!
you’ve given us a warning with your name. he’s just plain weird.
Lolcattus is not plain.
I think that one might think of it this way – if a “T” corresponds to “NOT” (even though actually it’s “n’t” that means it) so this sign is clearly saying ‘Do not not’ = ‘Please go ahead and do’.
All in all, fiesta for people from Eastern Europe.
You’re thinking of don’t't … otherwise known as a mobius donut.
chorrada de fail
Bo que pacha nenitas tiquitiquitín
que pa que pa quepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacha
por favor, decir una chorrada
¿como cual?
gracias!
no hay de qué, hamijo
Chupacabra?
Are you trying to get my goat?
They are trying to get your mom.
tu madre!
chupapollas
woot cha cha
dont drink and drive, smoke and fly
+1
UK law says you can sail, canoe, paddle and drive a motorboat, but not row whilst drunk.
damn. me and my gf gotsta move to the uk then.
on the way to London i saw a big flasking lit up orange sign saying FOG now to my mind sombody stupid enough not to be able to tell what all that grey stuff, that was preventing you from seeing for the last 6 miles, was, isn’t going to be able to read a simple 3 letter word let alone drive!!!
tell me, how does a sign “flask”
flash, woops typo
Not a typo. A Freudian link to drinking.
Dont’t flask and sign.
A flask is probably responsible for that sign, or perhaps a funny stamp?
Ohai, Lolcattus, whats’s your sign, anyway?
*bats fuzz*
Ooh. You have some fuzz on your bat. Here, let me…*brush brush brush….*
Thx, but i was just flasking my sign, akshully.
It’s not dont’t drink and drive.
It’s dont’t drink and derive! (Nerd, anyone?)
This is durrivative durrivle
to be fair, the person who labeled this should have wrote “FAILL” or “FAIL’L” to be entirely in pattern
should have written, kthanks.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
WTF?
gñé!
Typical American FAIL (or WIN?)
What’s your favorite color, FC?
Stereotype FAIL
(not just for racists anymore! Or are you?)
Excuse me FC my good friend, “AMERIKANS R DUMB LULZ” comments are reserved for Soccer Fail only. Placing them elsewhere goes against the failblog code, therefore making you a terrorist.
I believe you mean Terrorist. Lowercase “terrorists” are people with an agenda and the faith, dedication, and resources to use violence to achieve their agenda.
However, “Terrorists” are American boogeymen with turbans and beards who hide in mosques, then jump out and say “Boom I kill you”.
SILENCE!…..I kill you.
Dirka dirka?
[It appears the previous riposte I had offered here was blocked -- so I have, um, reposted, and replaced the bon mot from Team America's lexicon and with that of Team Galactica, pace Trey Parker: ]
FRAK YEAH!
jumping to conclusions fail.
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
Doesnt’t that make it a double negative?
In Soviet Russia, sign misspells you!
in Imperial Russia soviets were persecuted
yeah
never drink and write a sign too
And never drive and try to write a sign.
They’ll pop a cap in yo’ ass fo’ that shit.
Don’t drink and design road signs, either.
Crap. Same comment RIGHT ABOVE ME!
We oughtta pop a cap in yo’ ass,
I’m sorry. Please don’t kill me!
He’s gonna get medieval on your Yass.
Bring me some pliers, a flamethrower, and two all-beef patties with special sauce,
I have the flamethrower!
*FOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
Erm…woops. Sorry ’bout that.
All’s well that ends well done.
OHMYGODI’MONFIRE!!!!!!
The time to hesitate is through.
Erm…though this may be EXACTLY the time for RogueThree to wallow in the mire.
And if a job’s worth doing, it’s worth doing hastily and without precision.
Faild’d.
Commenting does not work… FAIL…
That’s either sarcasm or you just failed hard.
Hola, estoy usando el internet
Dont’t forget to spellcheck! XD
I’m obviously not the one who needs to not drink and drive Mr. Drunksign
LOL!!!!!!!!1 writing wrong is such a tremenduous FAIL!!!!!
I swear to drunk I’m not god. XD
Don’t you drunk me how tell I am…
dont’t drink and make a comment..
Maybe its so people SLOW DOWN to see if there really is an error, so it reduces the chance that they speed past other signs looking for errors.
Maybe its so people SLOW DOWN to see if there really is an error, so it reduces the chance that they speed past other signs looking for errors
So what they all slam on their brakes? Instead of being drunk and driving your now drunk driving and looking at signs.
She did WHAT??!!
ohhhh … you said “put up that sign you” …
ok, never mind, word order fail on my part
That looks like Washington.
dont’t drink and spell!
Fail at spelling fail
dont drink and make signs
In other words…
Don’t drink and write.
Don’t drink and write
BABHAHAH
don’tttttt.
Don´t drink and write
And whatever u do, dont’t read the comments.
this sounds like if micheal jackson sang it “DONT-TAH DRINK AND DRIVE”
Genius! you make people think they’re drunk by making them see double
Dont’t drink and make roadsigns…
Don’t drink and drive, SMOKE WEED and fly.
Even though these signs are made like this on purpose.
Ya’ll are retarded
Proves that alcohol affects judgment lol
Dont’t misspell word’s on sign’s like that.
I’ve seen worse. Like a sign that read “Don’t Drive and Drive.”
dont’t drink and drive
translation: dont drink and drive
…Just smoke and fly !!