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FIRST!! roxx0rs
WIN
LOL
That’s not a Movie Lineup Fail, that’s a Movie Lineup Well Thought out Plan!!! Fail Picture Title Fail!!!
first??
To fail, yes.
technically second
Drive in movies? Looks like Harry Potter drove his wand right up into… well, you know what I mean.
that’s probably why she left you dude.
I thought Harry Potter was a man, not a woman. Though, I can admit, he does look like a girl at some times.
Meh, I think he’s hot.
LAST
Not anymore!
oh, yes… I don’t feel better…crap game…
MOUAHAHAHAHA
Lolwut? Thats awesome.
Meh. Not such much awsome, as 3 movie titles.
Whereas any combination of would have been better.
I wonder how much combination of would a woodchuck would combine.
…Doesn’t a combine chuck the would FOR you??
Damn lazy wouldchuck…
Wow -you guys are EPIC!!!! (*bows in obeisance*)
Beware of Potter’s magic wand;)
Bend over and i’ll show you a magic wand
That’s probably the only thing you could show to him…
how did you manage to get around the filter?
Hairy almighty?
FAIL
or maybe harry almighty?
I agree, those are all terrible movies.
EXACTLY.
It also astounds me that there are drive-in theatres left. What a great date night. “Hey honey, let’s go catch a few movies. They’re having a theme night at the drive-in. Something about getting a guy pregnant. No, it’s not a sequel to ‘Junior’.”
This was on “What The” on Rove Live in Australia years ago.
Not this picture but something like it except ON a cinema screening list.
It’s the one that involved Erin Brockovich (Erin Broke and Bitch)
Cardboard cutout letters – FAIL
First to mention it WIN
HAHA! Dang! I was skimming through the comments to see if anyone failed the cardboard letters before I posted it.
Because if you did, you would’ve FAILED
I think I read the fanfic.
Comment win!
There’s some twisted fans out there, I guess. Of course, that really shouldn’t be much of a surprise.
Yes, but Harry Potter really seems to bring out the worst in them.
What is read on the livejournal can never be unread. X_X
Links, must have links!
That’s what Zelda said.
WIN! So full of WIN!
ooohhh burn
personal horrific experience: what is read on fanfic cannot be unread.
or forgotten, apparently/unfortunately.
i used to .<
Post some links. I want to read some erotic Harry Potter fanfic. I’m like a Cthulhu Cultist. I want to see the horror beyond, and I don’t care if it tears through my mind like a chainsaw through preschoolers.
Psychiatrist FAIL.
Coldcase lead WIN !
Evan must be that Weasley kid’s real name… I knew there was something going on there!
That’s…just…WRONG…
I can’t wait for an extra book.
Ron stared at Harry in disbelief. “What do you mean, HIV positive?”
uh.. the line to tasteless is thin.. i lold anyway..
Oldest Potter joke attempt – FAIL
“Now, now Ron,” Harry said, “don’t be so HIV negative. Antiretroviral drugs have come along way in the last few years. So, chin up. Let’s stay HIV positive about this”
Evan should have knocked up Harry, cause he’s a little bitch.
mega WIN!
8th!
Harry potter knocked up god! Way to go dude!
Evan wasn’t god. he was merely playing Noah who was just doing gods will but he was not god himself.
Evan wasn’t god, stupid!!!! He was Noah. Bruce was god. Seems like Harry knocked your brain up too
) 2-0 for Harry P.
knowledge of crappy movies FAIL
Lack of knowledge from crappy movies – win!
TRUE TRUE
In Soviet Russia, Evan Almighty knocked up Harry Potter.
In Soviet Russia, you would have been shot between the eyes.
In Soviet Russia, eyes would have been shot between you.
In Soviet Russia movie knocks you up.
Why just in Soviet Russia? Can’t we do that here as well?
Logical suggestion win.
Wouldnt it be, In Soviet Russia, eye shoots you?
EIther way he would be dead
In Soviet Russia, joke overuses you!
In Soviet Russia, as well can do that here to we.
In Socialist China, 以及可以这样做，在这里我们
win
did you type out those question marks, or is it just my browser and those are chinese characters?
I’m seeing the Chinese characters (I’m on a PC, using Firefox 3.0.)
I see a bunch of boxes with letters and numbers in them…
babelfish:
As well as may do this, in here us
???????
Used google translate. Those asian languages never translate right.
It basically means “we can do that here too”.
Translate this on Google….
Google的shit外围从未工程。HAHAHAHA
isn’t china one of five communist nations left? Or did i miss when it
went socialist? In socialist Russia, Communism FAIL. In Communist China, Socialism FAIL. Take your pick on which crappy statement you like best.
There are no Communist countries at all. Ever. If Communism were to be fully implemented, the country would be a utopia, but the system goes against human nature. I’m pretty sure China and North Korea and all those “Communist” countries are just despots.
I thought Communism WAS implemented a few times, for instance :
Nazi Germany ~ 10 Million dead
Stalin Russia ~ 65 Million dead
Red China ~ 35 Million dead
AHHHHHH, utopia !
you might want to take another look at your history books and look up the difference between communism and Hitler. he was a nationalist… his idea never was an equal community of peope, but a ruling race that had slave races to do the work.
and stalin russia was not communism.
they called it that, but as it is an utopia, it doesn’t work. marx wa a stupid fuck after all, he wrote too much books and knew too little about the world.
‘We of this collective have now achieved the communist utopia’ – From the Official State Records of Ant Hill 10249
@Don
什么地狱你的意思呢？
Gods no… Harry Potter/Evan Almighty mpreg? Just goes to show… Rule 35.
rule 35 reference win!
What seems to be even more of a fail is that they don’t even seem to be uniform letters. It’s like someone cut them out of black paper and put them up in the sign.
and? the movie theater might not have enough money to buy those letters.
or they’re really into paper craft.
So many things point out that the whole concept is gay. Need say more?
No need say more. Done enough. No talk you more, thanks.
http://msp228.photobucket.com/albums/ee120/LucyStalin/potter-grabscht.jpg
I heard Evan’s having triplets. Hell of a wand you’ve got there Parry Hotter :> :> :> @_@
Want to help me host the Baby Shower?
Actually, it’s twins–a boy and a girl.
I see what you did there.
I rather do hermione.
Would she do u? Find out after a word from our sponsors Keep Dreaming Ltd.
WIN!!!
someone wants to try to get the burn of the week…
And is suceeding better than most people.
Just how low-budget is this theatre, that their letters are cut from construction paper?
I don’t get it.
If the billboard reads accurately and you belong to Evan, you would get it.
win.
I bet Voldemort is PISSED….he always wanted a peice of Harry’s twatter, but instead Harry flipped Evan over and gave him 40 days and 40 nights. Gave him two of everything, I heard….
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Best one ive heard all day.
Minus the spelling.
hehe nice one
Best innuendo-fest, EVER.
>_<
MPREG. Oh god.
I was at a family reunion once, and we went to a movie together (small family), and one of the theater rooms said:
Knocked Up
Shrek
My aunt was like, “That’s not a PG movie!” She was kidding, of course, but it was pretty funny. We have a picture of it, but i don’t have it uploaded anywhere.
….. yeah, that’s a shame.
Was your aunt the star of that movie?
Is this the best we have here?
tell another story!
“Fuck you.” “Oh, I like that one”
That’s even better than:
Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius
Behind Enemy Lines
yes, it is much better than that.
With all the movie titles to mix and match you could have chosen, that’s the best you could come up with? I knew I should have saved that tomato for a bad comedian.
that actually sounds like something they would make, so yes, you are correct.
Movie Lineup FAIL?
Or Gay Acceptance WIN?
There is a old post on MCS that is almost the same except the line-up is Erin Brocovich, Screwed and My Dog Skip.
Yeah… I saw that one.
Beastiality Innuendo WIN
Definition fail. It’s hardly innuendo. Sounds pretty direct to me…
Its still an innuendo, Mr. Literal.
An innuendo can be direct or hidden.
I’ll show you something directly in you’ end if you’ll kindly pirouette.
That’s Ms. Literal to you, thanks.
Purposely looked this up before posting. dictionary.com says:
in·nu·en·do
1. An indirect or subtle, usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.
Ok. You REALLY didnt need to do that…. sorry if I offended you…
o·ver·re·act
1. to react or respond more strongly than is necessary or appropriate.
2. trillum13’s method of responding
In what way am I overreacting? HUH?????????? WTF????!!!????
You’re right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!! You are in no way whatsoever losing it over trivial matters such as failblog!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOSH GORILLA COMES OUT OF EFFING NOWHERE
I would vote for this as subtle burn of za week
su-per-du-per 
i’d say it’s still innuendo because it can be interpreted benignly as a list of three movie titles, or as a bestiality WIN.
it explains a lot that highway 17 is in california
Actually, this Hwy 17 is in Georgia…the drive-in theatre is just off the highway in a field…no parking lot, no pavement.
Harry Potter, you sick little monkey!
Alternate comment- I thought Dumbledore was the gay one.
Well, remember all those times Potter would visit Dumbledore in his office?
I’d rather not think about it…
You don’t have to think about it, somebody probably already posted that slash.
Give us a link!
Is this all part of Harry’s battle with Pubartis?
Those movies weren’t even out at the same time….
This is a drive in; they often carry older, off-rotation films.
But maybe Dumbledore wasn’t out at the time.
Would’ve been funnier if it were reversed. Worst immaculate conception ever.
There’s only one way to solve this: Abracabortion!
Avada Kabortion to you!
Expect Coathangerum!
Sorry, should be Expecto Coathangerum!
Wingardium Pregiosa
Or…Pregificus Totanus
You guys are nerds
And, before you say anything, I DO realize what my name is.
Yay! I’m a nerd. Most people would consider me a nerd even if I didn’t read the Harry Potter books. I AM going to college to become a paleontologist.
It’s Enûma Eliš to me.
And it’s all just Popul Vuh to me. :p
dinosaurs! AWESOME!
I know! I love paleontology. I’ve wanted to be a paleontologist since I was five years old. I even made sure I knew how to spell paleontology at that age so I could find stuff about it. Strangely enough, at the age of 18, I’m no less interested than I was back then. I actually went to a paleontology camp in Utah last summer. We got to do some excavation at a quarry nearby the museum that was hosting the camp. Most of the fossils there were from a dinosaur called Falcarius. However, they had recently found some from a species of Nodosaur, which hasn’t been named yet. I happened to be lucky enough to find an armor plate from one. Makes me feel happy I’m into this kind of stuff. I mean, how many seniors in high school can say they’ve excavated a fossil of an unnamed dinosaur? I can’t wait until college starts.
Oh, great. You got me started on paleontology now. 
I know! I love paleontology. I’ve been interested in it since I was five years old. I even made sure that I knew how to spell paleontology at that age so I could recognize the word when looking for related stuff. Strangely enough, at the age of 18, I’m no less interested in the subject than I was back then.
I even got to go to a paleontology camp in Utah last summer. We got to do some excavating at a quarry nearby the museum that was hosting the camp. Most of the fossils that were in that quarry were from dinosaurs that we call Falcarius. However, they had recently discovered some from a species of Nodosaur, which hasn’t been named yet (they call it the unnamed ’super’ Nodosaur). Luckily, I happened to find an armor plate from one. Before any of you start saying that this is a worthless thing to be interested in, I will ask you this: How many seniors in high school are able to boast about excavating a fossil from an unnamed dinosaur? (For those of you who don’t know, a Nodosaur is similar to an Ankylosaur.)
*Sigh* Now look what you did. You got me on the topic of paleontology. Most people probably won’t even read this grandiose comment.
Ok that was worthless. First of all, I didn’t type in my email correct the first time. Then my post didnt show up, so I thought the problem was that I typed in a false email. Now I typed as close as I could remember to what I did on the first one and they both show up. I say FAIL to myself. xD
we’ll just name the next new ’saur after you — how about “Failcarius”? (truth be told, I think you’re enthusiasm is winsome)
Thanks! You couldn’t imagine how many times I’ve been bullied in school because of this. T_T
there’s no crying on failblob!
you can, however, epic fail at spelling failblog, as i just demonstrated.
Expellifetus!!!!
Expecto Pregtronus!
or Impregio!
that’s a pretty ghetto sign too. What’d they make the letters of – felt or construction paper? Seriously now.
Erin Brokovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip
Now pirouette, please.
Anyone else notice that it’s hung between two telephone poles?
As opposed to being hung with a telephone pole.
And opposed to being hung like a telephone pole.
whats with the hideous hand made sign?
To be fair you’d also have to submit the other 3000 pics of the same “Knocked Up” joke from the internets.
This place sounds like a real life copy of a Half-Life 2 location : D
I’m surprised no one has bothered to say anything here. I also wouldn’t have thought of this, but “Highway 17″ is pretty generic.
it is, higway 17 is the road you drive on along the beach in half life 2, damn, i was hoping no-one had picked up on it
OMG!!1 LOL!! If I could I would stay all day in a near bench just to see the faces of the people, like WTF??/! Harry Potter knocked up somebody??!! OMG! That is news!! LOL!!! Of course they would think -No, harry potter is a kid, he can’t knock up anybody!! but dunno, maybe he grow old in the movie or something!! but LOL!!! Evan its a guy (i thinks so, never heard of him!!) that makes the situation more WTF??!!!1 for me to look in a near bench!! MAN!! AWESOME!!!1
LOL!! I was thinking to myself this last couple of minutes, and not just its strange because evan is a man (don’t know, maybe its not, never heard of him!!) and that would make harry gay but AHAHA!! 1 A man can’t get pregrant!!!11 that’s impossible!!! dunno, but if its a movie maybe he can!! like that movie with swarzenger!!
just looked up on wikipedia the right name is Schwarzenegger!!1 oops, almost made a fool of my self!! sorry, typo!!1
Thinking out loud FAIL
LOL!!
Sorry, I need to work on that!! I do that, HAHAA, you said it, and was like a little angry! I almost cursed you like -shut up!!1 Asshole!! or something like that but you’re right, I do that!! I just keep talking (LOL!!!1 writing! in this patricular case!!)
i want to take you home and make you my pet.
and call him george and love him forever.
to go very off topic, i wonder if i get a different picture if i use a different name but keep the same email
looks like you don’t.
thinking on keyboard fail
i hope he wasn’t saying it as he was typing it
(as i was typing this i was totally chortling:)
*chortle*
about the part where he’s a boy: he’s actually at least 18, because there were a bunch of stories about him in a play where he was naked.
Yes, the play is called Equus, and there is a pic of him in front of a horse, naked. (and uncut, FWIW)
Naked Hairy Potter. hehehe
I was thinking, I do THAT!!! Sorry, I just keep talking and talking (ROFLOL!!!11 writing is this partricular case!) I was a little angry at first with your comment!! but, then a tought wait!!! He maybe right!!!1 I was like, almost cursing you!! like YOU AS$HOLE!!11 But i would apologilize, because maybe you are right, I think you are!! I need to work o that!! Sorry everybody, ill try not to do that anymore!! LOL at least is kinda funny!! LMAO!!
double post, sorry1!!!!!
dude, it’s the least we would expect
Also, related to this, I found this picture a while ago(it may be on the failblog too, but I`m not sure)
Enjoy
http://www.simondunstone.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/priatesknockedupshrek.jpg
Related to that, this pic may be on the failblog too, but I was too lazy to look for it (I know, lazy win)…
simondunstone.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/priatesknockedupshrek.jpg
drive in movie?
FAIL
60’s
FAIL
i’m so gonna watch this movie XD
A friend of mine remembers an old double bill:
The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming
Inside Daisy Clover
lol … that one i’d like to see
… and in, um, … *yawn* … Soviet Russia … I imagine that, um, … *yawn* … oh never mind …
In Soviet Russia your yawn does you.
Is that how it goes? O.o *scratching head*
A few years back the during parents weekend the local movie theater was running a double feature of Out of Towners and 10 Things I Hate About You. Unfortunately the guy who does the lettering on the marquee had a bit of a thing about alphabetical order so they went up as
10 Things I Hate
About You
Out Of Towners
Did I mention it was parents weekend of a close minded christian school just half a block away? Yea… timing fail
or snark win?
I seen ‘im!
Instant classic porno title win.
Mhm, I remember a long-ass time ago, at my local movie theater, and the sign in one of the rooms said:
Gangs of
Treasure Planet
Not funny, but still kind of amusing……..
This is like a theater sign I saw several years ago that read:
Spy Kids
Blow
Pokemon
I was reading back through after I posted my goof… BTW that was my fail….
Papershopped!
Coming soon to a theater near you!
I told him to be careful
I saw an even funnier one that said
Harry Potter
Knocked Up
Nancy Drew
This reminds me of my first fail at the theatre I work at… I put on the marquee:
Spy Kids
Blow
Pokemon
*gasp!* That WHORE! D:<
This is almost as good as the movie sign that read “SNATCH WHAT WOMEN WANT” hahahahahahahaha!!!
What is with all the “FIRST” comments?
I don’t see this as a fail, more of a win. (obviously whoever put the names up put them in that order for a reason)
Awe crap. Not more Harry Potter MPREG fanfic. *weeps for mankind*
Since everybody else already mentioned the cardboard-looking letters, I will as well.
Look at those cardboard letters!!!
Erin Brokovich
Screwed
My Dog SKip
That damn Harry potter…
I was in a movie theater once, that had a one-line cycling light-up marquis board to tell what movies were down a hallway. It Read “Prince Caspian” then “Sex and the” then “Kung Fu Panda”. Was funny.
Pandas are endangered. Not only because of poaching, but because zoologists have a hard time getting pandas to mate.
This sign was brought to you by Mrs. Spencer’s 3rd grade art class.
Well, pandas are endangered. Fact is zoologists have a hard time getting pandas to mate with each other. Maybe because they all basically look alike to humans. However, they are still effin’ cute as hell. Have you ever seen a panda and said “wow that is one ugly ass looking thing.” ? no. because they are so damn cute.
This sign was brought to you by Mrs. Spenser’s 3rd grade art class.
I remember seeing one that was:
ERIN BROCKOVICH
SCREWED
MY DOG SKIP
ftw
lol!
I DONT GET IT ! ERRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ZOMG HARRY POTTER USED HIS MAGIC TO TRICK EVAN ALMIGGHTY INTO BED AND AND AND…well u get the idea >_>
Holy crap! I know that theater! It’s in Georgia on Highway 17, about halfway between Elberton and Toccoa. I used to go to school in Toccoa and would drive past this place everytime I went home!
Awesome, that was taken like 15 miles from my house. Dewy Rose theaters lol…
lol thats a good one
Dammit, Knocked up.
lol i bet he did
I’ve seen a sign very similar to this, except that Harry Potter was replaced with Transformers
That’s just… fail.
I guess evan almighty bent over…
I saw one like that once but it was “Pirates Knocked Up Shreck” lol.
dont drop the soap! o.o