Comments on: Sanitation Fail http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:19:29 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Calculate900 http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-297798 Calculate900 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:54:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-297798 Ask your doctor if chemicil is right for you. Ask your doctor if chemicil is right for you.

]]> By: GingerBlue http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-60886 GingerBlue Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:52:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-60886 OMG. I don't have a penis. I can't pee?! OMG. I don’t have a penis.
I can’t pee?!

]]> By: Some Dude http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-59991 Some Dude Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:08:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-59991 whats funny is one time when we had a charter bus at a dump staion we were wondering why the crap was spitting back out at us. when a park ranger was driving by, we asked him if there was a better dump station around. he then said, "THATS NOT A DUMP STATION," ---you can guss what we had just done--- we acted as though we had not done anything yet. after he drove away we packed up and got the crap out of that park whats funny is one time when we had a charter bus at a dump staion we were wondering why the crap was spitting back out at us. when a park ranger was driving by, we asked him if there was a better dump station around. he then said, “THATS NOT A DUMP STATION,” —you can guss what we had just done—
we acted as though we had not done anything yet. after he drove away we packed up and got the crap out of that park

]]> By: FabHckyBbe http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-55536 FabHckyBbe Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:56:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-55536 Most of them are Davids but some of them are Daves. They all have their own hands but they come from different moms. Most of them are Davids but some of them are Daves. They all have their own hands but they come from different moms.

]]> By: Kaptain http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-53888 Kaptain Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:35:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-53888 In Soviet Russia, jokes overuse you! In Soviet Russia, jokes overuse you!

]]> By: VieuMove http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-53131 VieuMove Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:10:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-53131 That was a joke based on his nickname : 'khaaaaaaaan' Attentive reading of useless information FAIL. That was a joke based on his nickname : ‘khaaaaaaaan’
Attentive reading of useless information FAIL.

]]> By: LightDisciple http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52782 LightDisciple Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:14:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52782 It's ok, I got it. It’s ok, I got it.

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52483 fuzz on the concept Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:17:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52483 Cee Cee Ridin' My Ass, you done made me love you. Cee Cee Ridin’ My Ass, you done made me love you.

]]> By: zemme http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52460 zemme Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:07:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52460 what the fuck (and where the fuck) is "Khanzistan" ?? i'd like to know where you learned your geography. so i can make sure my children never wind up there. what the fuck (and where the fuck) is “Khanzistan” ??
i’d like to know where you learned your geography.
so i can make sure my children never wind up there.

]]> By: Jessicat http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52225 Jessicat Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:13:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52225 Talkin' the way he/she is isn't gonna catch on, ey? Talkin’ the way he/she is isn’t gonna catch on, ey?

]]> By: David's mother http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52206 David's mother Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:23:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52206 Stop being a copycat and stop lying about drinking human waste. You did it last week. Stop being a copycat and stop lying about drinking human waste. You did it last week.

]]> By: cee cee http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52204 cee cee Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:19:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52204 Stick to you day job.....wait a minute you fail at that too. nvm Stick to you day job…..wait a minute you fail at that too. nvm

]]> By: cee cee http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52201 cee cee Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:16:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52201 You better start or they'll chop your head off on a Greyhound bus. You better start or they’ll chop your head off on a Greyhound bus.

]]> By: cee cee http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52196 cee cee Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:06:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52196 WOW you had this on you list. Man you really selling yourself short. First having the security job at the mall and second doing something that fuzz on the concept recommended. :P WOW you had this on you list. Man you really selling yourself short.
First having the security job at the mall and second doing something that
fuzz on the concept recommended. :P

]]> By: cee cee http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-52194 cee cee Sat, 02 Aug 2008 22:57:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-52194 I bet there's herpies on that tap. I bet there’s herpies on that tap.

]]> By: point http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51606 point Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:51:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51606 yammi! yammi!

]]> By: ALDAFOOC http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51587 ALDAFOOC Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:23:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51587 I was thinking to myself for a couple minutes, I wouldn't shit on it! THAT would be REALLY mean!!!1 Just the piss is OK! I was thinking to myself for a couple minutes, I wouldn’t shit on it! THAT would be REALLY mean!!!1 Just the piss is OK!

]]> By: failblog http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51584 failblog Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:20:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51584 You just made my day. TGIF, Khaaaaaaaan. You just made my day. TGIF, Khaaaaaaaan.

]]> By: Ka http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51581 Ka Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:18:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51581 yea youre right, its not even a fail. yea youre right, its not even a fail.

]]> By: ALDAFOOC http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51579 ALDAFOOC Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:16:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51579 HAHAH!! Now that will be funny!! LOLZ!!!1 Because i know, but he does not know! And Ill be waiting in a near bench, just thinking to myself, wow, he is gonna drink my piss!!!1 I would not shit on it, because THAT would be too evil!!!!1 I don't know, maybe I would shit on it!! ROTLMAO!!!!11 HAHAH!! Now that will be funny!! LOLZ!!!1 Because i know, but he does not know! And Ill be waiting in a near bench, just thinking to myself, wow, he is gonna drink my piss!!!1 I would not shit on it, because THAT would be too evil!!!!1 I don’t know, maybe I would shit on it!! ROTLMAO!!!!11

]]> By: K http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51497 K Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:37:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51497 So... Is this guy annoying anyone else, yet? So… Is this guy annoying anyone else, yet?

]]> By: jewru http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51462 jewru Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:46:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51462 are you asking me to pee in your butt? are you asking me to pee in your butt?

]]> By: SUOMYNONA http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51456 SUOMYNONA Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:43:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51456 I thought blue meant pregnant. I thought blue meant pregnant.

]]> By: jayhonk http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51449 jayhonk Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:38:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51449 getting succinct utterance to fall after the right sequence of pitifully redundant comments Fail --on me. getting succinct utterance to fall after the right sequence of pitifully redundant comments Fail –on me.

]]> By: jayhonk http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51442 jayhonk Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:36:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51442 pitiful pitiful

]]> By: jayhonk http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51437 jayhonk Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:34:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51437 irony fail. irony fail.

]]> By: jewru http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51422 jewru Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:10:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51422 OMG!!!11 ya! and it would be even funnier if like you p1ssed in there and then people drank it. you know, the water, with p1ss in it.. your p1ss!! right from your penis! into the drinking water!! that theyre drinking!! AWESOME!!!!111 LMAORYM!! OMG!!!11 ya! and it would be even funnier if like you p1ssed in there and then people drank it. you know, the water, with p1ss in it.. your p1ss!! right from your penis! into the drinking water!! that theyre drinking!! AWESOME!!!!111 LMAORYM!!

]]> By: jewru http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51418 jewru Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:07:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51418 why dont you lower your upper body forward so that its perpendicular to your legs and ill show you whats mutritive. why dont you lower your upper body forward so that its perpendicular to your legs and ill show you whats mutritive.

]]> By: jewru http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51414 jewru Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:04:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51414 "free corn!" “free corn!”

]]> By: jewru http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51412 jewru Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:03:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51412 In Soviet Russia, The Clowns down with you. In Soviet Russia, The Clowns down with you.

]]> By: jewru http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51409 jewru Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:01:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51409 And that's precisely why i don't drink from the tap. And that’s precisely why i don’t drink from the tap.

]]> By: wisekitty http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51404 wisekitty Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:59:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51404 eeeek! WTF??? eeeek! WTF???

]]> By: shoobeydoobey http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51393 shoobeydoobey Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:46:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51393 don't eat shit, drink it ;-) don’t eat shit, drink it ;-)

]]> By: tbonedave http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51371 tbonedave Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:26:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51371 Yeah I agree, not the funniest ever. I'm on vacation starting tomorrow so I've basically checked out mentally. Not that I was ever really checked in to begin with... Yeah I agree, not the funniest ever. I’m on vacation starting tomorrow so I’ve basically checked out mentally. Not that I was ever really checked in to begin with…

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51295 fuzz on the concept Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:22:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51295 **lolz with applause** **lolz with applause**

]]> By: david http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51250 david Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:55:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51250 Wait, you're not supposed to drink human waste? Wait, you’re not supposed to drink human waste?

]]> By: Jon http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51245 Jon Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:53:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51245 Wait, you're not supposed to drink out of those? Wait, you’re not supposed to drink out of those?

]]> By: Mall Security Guy http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51221 Mall Security Guy Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:35:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51221 Well, I had tried to draw a schematic of the orbit of tbonedave around the box, but it didn’t post the way I intended it to look. Schematic of tbonedave’s logic around “the box” Fail on me. Well, I had tried to draw a schematic of the orbit of tbonedave around the box, but it didn’t post the way I intended it to look.

Schematic of tbonedave’s logic around “the box” Fail on me.

]]> By: Delphi http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51216 Delphi Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:33:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51216 It's just that with certain posters, it's hard to tell if it's irony or fail. But no worries...the back-slashes pretty much answered it for me. Carry on. It’s just that with certain posters, it’s hard to tell if it’s irony or fail. But no worries…the back-slashes pretty much answered it for me. Carry on.

]]> By: Mall Security Guy http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51215 Mall Security Guy Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:33:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51215 Thanks "tbonedave" for that eloquent and insightful interpretation of the signs. That takes thinking outside the box to a whole new level. I mean, you are in orbit around the box. Box  Mars ( ) Jupiter ( ) tbonedave :) Thanks “tbonedave” for that eloquent and insightful interpretation of the signs.

That takes thinking outside the box to a whole new level. I mean, you are in orbit around the box.

Box  Mars ( ) Jupiter ( ) tbonedave :)

]]> By: Random dude http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51210 Random dude Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:29:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51210 Is that a chocolate candy bar in my cup of water? Is that a chocolate candy bar in my cup of water?

]]> By: Mall Security Guy http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51185 Mall Security Guy Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:18:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51185 O.k. I did this. Something called the "Urban Dictionary" says: !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value "1" in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistently being pressed while tapping "1" for the overused "!"'s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation. ...thanks fuzz. I'm scratching this one off my "things to figure out before I die" list. O.k. I did this. Something called the “Urban Dictionary” says:

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven

Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value “1″ in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistently being pressed while tapping “1″ for the overused “!”’s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.

…thanks fuzz. I’m scratching this one off my “things to figure out before I die” list.

]]> By: Delphi http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51183 Delphi Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:17:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51183 I was specifically asking the poster, because human oddities are interesting to me. I was specifically asking the poster, because human oddities are interesting to me.

]]> By: ALDAFOOC http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51173 ALDAFOOC Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:12:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51173 what???// what???//

]]> By: Mall Security Guy http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51161 Mall Security Guy Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:07:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51161 In Khaaaaaaaanzistan, nerds school you! In Khaaaaaaaanzistan, nerds school you!

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51149 fuzz on the concept Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:05:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51149 Try placing !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven in an oracle (such as a g00gle search engine). Try placing !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven in an oracle (such as a g00gle search engine).

]]> By: Delphi http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51134 Delphi Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:57:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51134 You still haven't answered my question. Are the 'elevens' intentional? I wasn't being facetious when I asked before... You still haven’t answered my question. Are the ‘elevens’ intentional? I wasn’t being facetious when I asked before…

]]> By: Delphi http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51130 Delphi Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:52:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51130 Eets chow-DAIR. Eets chow-DAIR.

]]> By: Konal http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51113 Konal Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:37:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51113 I lol'ed I lol’ed

]]> By: hmm http://failblog.org/2008/08/01/sanitation-fail/#comment-51112 hmm Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:37:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=2373#comment-51112 what the hells a mutritive?? what the hells a mutritive??

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