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johnnyboy

First? In Soviet Russia, blah blah blah. NOW have we gotten all that crap outta the way?

Lolnathan

NAWT SEKKUND!!???!?!!!!

 
jewru

b e n d over and ill show you how to get all that crap out of the way

 
 
anonym(jew)an

in soviet russia water is drinking

 
SmogMonster

In Soviet Russia, crap gets you out of the way.

 
aaaaanon

actually, you just caused more than would have been here in the first place.

 
 
johnnyboy

And NOBODY should ask why the water is brown either. *shudder*

 
 
Manni

It’s not that funny. The sanitation facility seems to be somewhere to the right - while the wooden sign with drinking water probably refers to a tap right below the sign. Assuming a fail here seems to be very artificial…

Klaus

I’ve got a tap right below my sign.

jewru

And that’s precisely why i don’t drink from the tap.

 
cee cee

I bet there’s herpies on that tap.

 
 
Ka

yea youre right, its not even a fail.

 
 
SUOMYNONA

If it’s brown, drink it down…

Nwabby

If it’s a blue, chemicils kill you.

 
DavecoreWhams

What’s chemicils?

 
 
Khaaaaaaaan

I don’t know, but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo.

failblog

You just made my day. TGIF, Khaaaaaaaan.

 
 
 
SUOMYNONA

I thought blue meant pregnant.

 
 
Beanzerboy

If its yellow stay mellow

 
 
Cereal

IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHEMICALS DRINK YOU!

Adoni

in your face, chemicals burn you….

 
 
Boner

In Soviet Russia, fails blog you!

Wei

In Soviet Russia, septic pit drinks you.

aaaaanon

OK. Since not many people understand how to make it funny, here is the rules:
In Soviet Russia, (1-2 syllable singular noun) (1 syllable verb) YOU!

Khaaaaaaaan

Grammar FAIL for “here is the rules”.

Explanation FAIL since simply following that structure fails to make it funny, and not all “In Soviet Russia…” jokes must follow that structure to be funny.

Empowering trolls to post overused online meme… WIN!

 
Mall Security Guy

In Khaaaaaaaanzistan, nerds school you!

zemme

what the fuck (and where the fuck) is “Khanzistan” ??
i’d like to know where you learned your geography.
so i can make sure my children never wind up there.

VieuMove

That was a joke based on his nickname : ‘khaaaaaaaan’
Attentive reading of useless information FAIL.

 
 
 
jewru

In Soviet Russia, The Clowns down with you.

 
 
 
Kaptain

In Soviet Russia, jokes overuse you!

 
 
 
 
LOL-Commander

lulz: 2girls1cup-drinkingwater

 
if-your-mom-asks-her-panties-are-in-the-freezer-because-i-wanted-to-make-creamsicles

“dude, there’s corn in my water.”

fuzz on the concept

“oh shit.”

 
 
 
bonocat

look at it this way, the water already has some nutritive components.

 
Addict

those are the mutritive components….

hmm

what the hells a mutritive??

jewru

why dont you lower your upper body forward so that its perpendicular to your legs and ill show you whats mutritive.

 
 
 
Danometer

“This is some really sh!tty water!”

 
 
ALDAFOOC

OMG!!!111 Imagine you’re thirsty and want to drink some fresh water and when you look at it is full sh1t!!! Because of the shit that they thrown there, and because its near the drinking water!! HAHAHHA LOL! I would stay all day in a near bench just to see people drink sh1t!!! AWESOME!!!!11 LOLOL!!

 
jewru

OMG!!!11 ya! and it would be even funnier if like you p1ssed in there and then people drank it. you know, the water, with p1ss in it.. your p1ss!! right from your penis! into the drinking water!! that theyre drinking!! AWESOME!!!!111 LMAORYM!!

ALDAFOOC

HAHAH!! Now that will be funny!! LOLZ!!!1 Because i know, but he does not know! And Ill be waiting in a near bench, just thinking to myself, wow, he is gonna drink my piss!!!1 I would not shit on it, because THAT would be too evil!!!!1 I don’t know, maybe I would shit on it!! ROTLMAO!!!!11

ALDAFOOC

I was thinking to myself for a couple minutes, I wouldn’t shit on it! THAT would be REALLY mean!!!1 Just the piss is OK!

 
 
 
K

So… Is this guy annoying anyone else, yet?

Jessicat

Talkin’ the way he/she is isn’t gonna catch on, ey?

 
 
 
ALDAFOOC

I would stay all day in a near bench just to see people drink sh1t!!! AWESOME!!!!11 LOLOL!!

Delphi

You still haven’t answered my question. Are the ‘elevens’ intentional? I wasn’t being facetious when I asked before…

fuzz on the concept

Try placing !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven in an oracle (such as a g00gle search engine).

Delphi

I was specifically asking the poster, because human oddities are interesting to me.

 
Mall Security Guy

O.k. I did this. Something called the “Urban Dictionary” says:

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven

Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value “1″ in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistently being pressed while tapping “1″ for the overused “!”’s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.

…thanks fuzz. I’m scratching this one off my “things to figure out before I die” list.

cee cee

WOW you had this on you list. Man you really selling yourself short.
First having the security job at the mall and second doing something that
fuzz on the concept recommended. :P

fuzz on the concept

Cee Cee Ridin’ My Ass, you done made me love you.

 
 
 
 
Delphi

It’s just that with certain posters, it’s hard to tell if it’s irony or fail. But no worries…the back-slashes pretty much answered it for me. Carry on.