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First? In Soviet Russia, blah blah blah. NOW have we gotten all that crap outta the way?
NAWT SEKKUND!!???!?!!!!
b e n d over and ill show you how to get all that crap out of the way
WIN
in soviet russia water is drinking
In Soviet Russia, crap gets you out of the way.
actually, you just caused more than would have been here in the first place.
And NOBODY should ask why the water is brown either. *shudder*
saaaaaay chowda!
Eets chow-DAIR.
It’s not that funny. The sanitation facility seems to be somewhere to the right – while the wooden sign with drinking water probably refers to a tap right below the sign. Assuming a fail here seems to be very artificial…
I’ve got a tap right below my sign.
And that’s precisely why i don’t drink from the tap.
I bet there’s herpies on that tap.
yea youre right, its not even a fail.
If it’s brown, drink it down…
If it’s a blue, chemicils kill you.
wtf is a chemicil?
What’s chemicils?
Ask your doctor if chemicil is right for you.
wtf chemicils?
what is a blue?
I don’t know, but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo.
You just made my day. TGIF, Khaaaaaaaan.
I thought blue meant pregnant.
If its yellow stay mellow
IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHEMICALS DRINK YOU!
in your face, chemicals burn you….
try again !
In Soviet Russia, fails blog you!
In Soviet Russia, septic pit drinks you.
OK. Since not many people understand how to make it funny, here is the rules:
In Soviet Russia, (1-2 syllable singular noun) (1 syllable verb) YOU!
Grammar FAIL for “here is the rules”.
Explanation FAIL since simply following that structure fails to make it funny, and not all “In Soviet Russia…” jokes must follow that structure to be funny.
Empowering trolls to post overused online meme… WIN!
I lol’ed
In Khaaaaaaaanzistan, nerds school you!
what the fuck (and where the fuck) is “Khanzistan” ??
i’d like to know where you learned your geography.
so i can make sure my children never wind up there.
That was a joke based on his nickname : ‘khaaaaaaaan’
Attentive reading of useless information FAIL.
In Soviet Russia, The Clowns down with you.
In Soviet Russia, jokes overuse you!
lulz: 2girls1cup-drinkingwater
“dude, there’s corn in my water.”
“oh shit.”
“free corn!”
look at it this way, the water already has some nutritive components.
and fecal matter!
those are the mutritive components….
what the hells a mutritive??
why dont you lower your upper body forward so that its perpendicular to your legs and ill show you whats mutritive.
“This is some really sh!tty water!”
OMG!!!111 Imagine you’re thirsty and want to drink some fresh water and when you look at it is full sh1t!!! Because of the shit that they thrown there, and because its near the drinking water!! HAHAHHA LOL! I would stay all day in a near bench just to see people drink sh1t!!! AWESOME!!!!11 LOLOL!!
“shitter’s full!”
LOL!!!!1
OMG!!!11 ya! and it would be even funnier if like you p1ssed in there and then people drank it. you know, the water, with p1ss in it.. your p1ss!! right from your penis! into the drinking water!! that theyre drinking!! AWESOME!!!!111 LMAORYM!!
HAHAH!! Now that will be funny!! LOLZ!!!1 Because i know, but he does not know! And Ill be waiting in a near bench, just thinking to myself, wow, he is gonna drink my piss!!!1 I would not shit on it, because THAT would be too evil!!!!1 I don’t know, maybe I would shit on it!! ROTLMAO!!!!11
I was thinking to myself for a couple minutes, I wouldn’t shit on it! THAT would be REALLY mean!!!1 Just the piss is OK!
So… Is this guy annoying anyone else, yet?
Talkin’ the way he/she is isn’t gonna catch on, ey?
I would stay all day in a near bench just to see people drink sh1t!!! AWESOME!!!!11 LOLOL!!
IN a bench?
YES!!! AWESOME!!11
You still haven’t answered my question. Are the ‘elevens’ intentional? I wasn’t being facetious when I asked before…
Try placing !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven in an oracle (such as a g00gle search engine).
I was specifically asking the poster, because human oddities are interesting to me.
O.k. I did this. Something called the “Urban Dictionary” says:
!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven
Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value “1″ in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistently being pressed while tapping “1″ for the overused “!”’s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.
…thanks fuzz. I’m scratching this one off my “things to figure out before I die” list.
WOW you had this on you list. Man you really selling yourself short.
First having the security job at the mall and second doing something that
fuzz on the concept recommended.
Cee Cee Ridin’ My Ass, you done made me love you.
what???//
It’s just that with certain posters, it’s hard to tell if it’s irony or fail. But no worries…the back-slashes pretty much answered it for me. Carry on.
irony fail.
wow, dude, maybe try a little less caffeine.
That water’s probably some of the cleanest you’ll find on a caravan site.
The top sign is actually a diagram to help little RV’s who are coming of age explore their personal and sexual space. This particular candid illustration is directed towards the male recreational vehicles, highlighting the proper technique used when departing with certain fluids (and sometimes solids).
The sign below it is showing RV pedophiles where they can catch a glimpse of this majestic moment in the young RV’s life.
The lowest sign is in place because it is a well known fact that creeping makes pedophiles thirsty. And we all know how parched pedophiles can get.
let’s keep em snappy, eh?
Sorry, I don’t cater to Canadians.
see, snappy. that’s what puts the asses in the seats. next, we’ll work on funny.
**lolz with applause**
Yeah I agree, not the funniest ever. I’m on vacation starting tomorrow so I’ve basically checked out mentally. Not that I was ever really checked in to begin with…
You better start or they’ll chop your head off on a Greyhound bus.
Witty essay fail.
What is it with the Daves on failblog recently?
ask yourself?
These are the Daves I know I know,
These are the Daves I know.
Most of them are Davids but some of them are Daves. They all have their own hands but they come from different moms.
Thanks “tbonedave” for that eloquent and insightful interpretation of the signs.
That takes thinking outside the box to a whole new level. I mean, you are in orbit around the box.
Box Mars ( ) Jupiter ( ) tbonedave
Well, I had tried to draw a schematic of the orbit of tbonedave around the box, but it didn’t post the way I intended it to look.
Schematic of tbonedave’s logic around “the box” Fail on me.
Stick to you day job…..wait a minute you fail at that too. nvm
It’s ok, I got it.
pitiful
getting succinct utterance to fall after the right sequence of pitifully redundant comments Fail –on me.
“This water tastes like piss!”
Is that a chocolate candy bar in my cup of water?
Wait, you’re not supposed to drink out of those?
Wait, you’re not supposed to drink human waste?
Stop being a copycat and stop lying about drinking human waste. You did it last week.
don’t eat shit, drink it
are you asking me to pee in your butt?
eeeek! WTF???
yammi!
whats funny is one time when we had a charter bus at a dump staion we were wondering why the crap was spitting back out at us. when a park ranger was driving by, we asked him if there was a better dump station around. he then said, “THATS NOT A DUMP STATION,” —you can guss what we had just done—
we acted as though we had not done anything yet. after he drove away we packed up and got the crap out of that park
OMG. I don’t have a penis.
I can’t pee?!