Comments on: Fear Treatment Fail

By: Hmburgr

Hmburgr — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:51:51 +0000

By: Harpuia

Harpuia — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:14:14 +0000

Wait… You work as mall security, going by the name. You actually called one of those numbers instead of doing your job? That scares me. I’m never going to a mall again.

By: dimeandpenny

dimeandpenny — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:29:27 +0000

Digg it!

By: Tsuriai

Tsuriai — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 14:04:32 +0000

Timing FAIL…

By: Tsuriai

Tsuriai — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:58:21 +0000

That was my first thought. With a program that perfect, how can the success rate be “close to 100%?”

Ring ring…
Other end: “CONGRATS! You’ve….”
Guy: “OMFG, I can’t handle this shit!” *CLICK*
Other end: “Well, back to 99.9% again.”
…

By: Cam

Cam — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:04:14 +0000

Win..

By: nincanta

nincanta — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:07:45 +0000

lol reverse phycology they must never get called

By: seb

seb — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:59:53 +0000

dai lewis

By: De-Zign(atechu)

De-Zign(atechu) — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:50:29 +0000

Photoshopping a text-only document fail

By: De-Zign(atechu)

De-Zign(atechu) — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:42:27 +0000

Movie reference Fail

By: caveman

caveman — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:35:26 +0000

i just prank called them by screaming n to the mic

By: missy miss

missy miss — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:14:34 +0000

u pour pour thing

By: Borris

Borris — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:52:08 +0000

OH NOOOOZ!! we can’t ruin “gay” because “happy” might get offended!!! but we can ruin lesbians (people from the island lesbos) to describe homosexual women? Double Standards in the face.

By: missy miss

missy miss — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:26:31 +0000

Y U LOOKIN THERE?!?!!??!?!

By: missy miss

missy miss — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:25:59 +0000

thx 4 careing

By: drysluckyseven

drysluckyseven — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:15:08 +0000

or were you duin da dirty telegraffseks? dat mite shocks youz!!!

By: drysluckyseven

drysluckyseven — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:13:15 +0000

you doin da derty foneseks wrong.

By: ThyGoblinKing

ThyGoblinKing — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:40:40 +0000

Why is that not?

By: Mechy

Mechy — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:11:04 +0000

Sorry I’m too busy watching other people’s butts. If you know what I mean mean

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:05:20 +0000

You poor, deprived person. =[

By: Masterblaze0

Masterblaze0 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:47:36 +0000

XD WIN

By: Masterblaze0

Masterblaze0 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:46:03 +0000

Gmail is ok.

The chat is laggy as HELL though… It sucks when im chatting with my Girlfriend and it disconnects….

By: Masterblaze0

Masterblaze0 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:43:35 +0000

Lol!

I hope I dont get late on my bills when im older…. that would SUCK.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:42:46 +0000

heh more or less… I did dsl support for a while. now i support a credit card processing network, so the clientele is a little smarter, in most cases, they have to be capable of running a business in order to get a chance to talk to us- unless of course it’s an employee calling, but even so, they at least are capable of holding a job…
you’d think they could soften that ding a little… it’s almost military- ten HUT!

By: Masterblaze0

Masterblaze0 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:40:01 +0000

Dancing badgers, anyone?

By: Masterblaze0

Masterblaze0 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:38:16 +0000

No. He stands UNDER the escalator

By: missy miss

missy miss — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:44:44 +0000

cant… its behind me…

By: durr

durr — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:08:24 +0000

you stand on the left side of the escalator don’t you?

By: Megan

Megan — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:24:08 +0000

funny, I work in a call center too ^_^ Must be that frightening DING! in your ear and then a guy screaming at you because his internet don’t work.

Sir, is the modem turned on?

……….No.

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:03:17 +0000

Calm down honey. I’ll log off and call you right now.

Oh, wait a minute. Family Guy is on.

O.K., right after Family Guy, I swear.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:57:39 +0000

i have a bit of phone phobia, oddly enough i work in a callcenter…

By: Megan

Megan — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:05:59 +0000

I’d feel really weird calling. “Well, uh, I have this fear of phones, you see….” “Well, you managed to call, didn’t you? YOU’RE FAKING IT, AREN’T YOU?!!”

I do kinda have a fear of phones, but I have social phobia so I think its kind of a part of that, I just think its someone calling about a late bill or maybe my mom calling to judge me ^_^. I won’t pick up the phone if its a blocked ID, usually.

By: Sara J

Sara J — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:45:29 +0000

That link was photoshopped.

By: Sara J

Sara J — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:44:34 +0000

Oh Snap, MSG! you got me there. I’m reeling.

By: Bongo

Bongo — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:38:26 +0000

I’m hoping your name is a misspelling of “Naples.”

By: Tiamat Ruler

Tiamat Ruler — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:19:01 +0000

Actually dialing one of those numbers FAIL.

By: nobuddy

nobuddy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:57:55 +0000

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=1943:1881

…you know, in case anyone thinks it was photoshopped.

By: mfsherlock

mfsherlock — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:12:51 +0000

Phone Phobia generally stems back to a bad experiance with phone sex.

By: Klaus

Klaus — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:38:14 +0000

I have orgasmphobia.

By: Klaus

Klaus — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:37:27 +0000

I mean you can’t turn a ho into a housewife. Hoes don’t act right.

By: the b.p.

the b.p. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:58:40 +0000

BILLY BOB GORDON?

By: Anakat

Anakat — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:57:18 +0000

No folders? I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong. Gmail is the best web email out there.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:39:32 +0000

I don’t think so; the country code for Thailand is “66-”.

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:30:37 +0000

I bet it’s “Sara J’s” number. She’s posted it in the picture to try to get guys to call her.

Unprovoked attack of the day WIN for me!!!

No one ever sees it coming…

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:19:16 +0000

Did you mean “Ho, Ho, Ho” Klaus?

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:15:48 +0000

I get phone fear too when I’m late on my bills.

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:13:04 +0000

My attorney’s name is Sue More, does that count?

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:08:13 +0000

You’re in Vegas and online at the Fail Blog…

I suddenly feel better about myself.

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:05:24 +0000

Phonephobiatitis hater?

By: Mall Security Guy

Mall Security Guy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:02:28 +0000

You’re so insensitive.

I can relate to these people. I had this office phone once that kept electrocuting my lips at random times. I’d be in the middle of a conversation and “ZAP!” I got to where I was literally afraid to use that phone.

One time on a lunch break, I was on one of those 1-900-talk-dirty to me lines, and the girl was talking dirty to me, and out of nowhere I go “AHHHHH!!!!”

She was like “you’re done already?” “That’s a record!”