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Which is it? Learning more about the 24-Hour Telephone Fear Program, or a discussion about your phobia?
Fail!?
Yes, or else it wouldn’t be on this site. You don’t have to point out the painfully obvious as a replacement for “First!”
Do you realize that as long as there are people who get offended and/or whine and/or get pissed and/or patronize and/or insult every time when a dumbX posts “FAIL” or “First”, there will be people to do it, and the more you reply, the more motivated they will be to do it.
Hell, it even made ME want to do it once just to piss them Xholes.
Master of the obvious WON !
And you would be the master of GAY!
and you would know
BECAUSE OF ALL THE BUTTSECKS
Clarification win!
in soviet russia, master gays you
it’s not funny unless it makes sense. for those who can’t seem to figure out why this doesn’t make sense, “gay” is not, has never, and will never be a verb.
You want to make it a verb, big man?
Watch yer butt!
cant… its behind me…
You poor, deprived person. =[
thx 4 careing
Sorry I’m too busy watching other people’s butts. If you know what I mean mean
Y U LOOKIN THERE?!?!!??!?!
gay Pronunciation[gey] Pronunciation Key - adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb
–adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.
—Synonyms 1. gleeful, jovial, glad, joyous, happy, cheerful, sprightly, blithe, airy, light-hearted; vivacious, frolicsome, sportive, hilarious. Gay, jolly, joyful, merry describe a happy or light-hearted mood. Gay suggests a lightness of heart or liveliness of mood that is openly manifested: when hearts were young and gay. Jolly indicates a good-humored, natural, expansive gaiety of mood or disposition: a jolly crowd at a party. Joyful suggests gladness, happiness, rejoicing: joyful over the good news. Merry is often interchangeable with gay: a merry disposition; a merry party; it suggests, even more than the latter, convivial animated enjoyment. 2. brilliant.
—Antonyms 1. unhappy, mournful.
hap·py [hap-ee] Pronunciation Key - –adjective, -pi·er, -pi·est.
1. delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing: to be happy to see a person.
2. characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy: a happy mood; a happy frame of mind.
3. favored by fortune; fortunate or lucky: a happy, fruitful land.
4. apt or felicitous, as actions, utterances, or ideas.
5. obsessed by or quick to use the item indicated (usually used in combination): a trigger-happy gangster. Everybody is gadget-happy these days.
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[Origin: 1300–50; ME; see hap1, -y1]
—Synonyms 1. joyous, joyful, blithe, cheerful, merry, contented, gay, blissful, satisfied. 3. favorable, propitious; successful, prosperous. See fortunate. 4. appropriate, fitting, opportune, pertinent.
There. GAY MEANS HAPPY YOU NINNY!
I don’t care that people usurped it to describe homosexual men. They need to make up their OWN name the same was Lesbians did. (Taken from the Isle Of Lesbos where the female Greek poet Sapho lived.) And leave gay as HAPPY!
Fine, we’ll call gay men Fire Islanders.
OH NOOOOZ!! we can’t ruin “gay” because “happy” might get offended!!! but we can ruin lesbians (people from the island lesbos) to describe homosexual women? Double Standards in the face.
If you rearrange the letters in his name, it would be Kolan….
Tink abowt it kthxbi? Itz fud 4 thawt.
dai lewis
How it probably works is the person rings up, and they say “Congratulations, you’ve overcome your fear!” Then go and post some statistics on their website.
WIN!
That’s not cost effective though…
LOL!!
I think the best thing to do would be to send round a dwarf to pick up the phone, throw the fearful person to the ground, and then proceed to beat said muppet over the head with the phone screaming “IT’S A FUCKING PHONE! GET OVER IT!”
Thank you.
You’re so insensitive.
I can relate to these people. I had this office phone once that kept electrocuting my lips at random times. I’d be in the middle of a conversation and “ZAP!” I got to where I was literally afraid to use that phone.
One time on a lunch break, I was on one of those 1-900-talk-dirty to me lines, and the girl was talking dirty to me, and out of nowhere I go “AHHHHH!!!!”
She was like “you’re done already?” “That’s a record!”
Actually dialing one of those numbers FAIL.
you stand on the left side of the escalator don’t you?
No. He stands UNDER the escalator
you doin da derty foneseks wrong.
or were you duin da dirty telegraffseks? dat mite shocks youz!!!
Haha, as a person with phone phobia, I can assure you that *can’t* be working for *anyone*!
As a person who taunts people with phone phobia, I think that *you* suck *hard*.
Phonephobiatitis hater?
Ha hah - phonaphobia is a serious problem for many people! Ha ha ha hah - that’s funny!
Another telephonophobic here. No kidding! You can tell they put a whole lot of thought into that program, lol.
To the morons saying “just get over it”. *EYE ROLL* Gee, why didn’t I think of that?
LMAO..
Ring, ring, ring, ring… THE TERRORPHONE!
“A frush? What the fuck is a frush?”
It’s cellular, modular, It’s a gonna torture ya
hahaha! WIN! hahaha, well done that was marvellous, heheh..
Dancing badgers, anyone?
“Click here to discover our most successful program for Telephone Fear”
how many times have they tried… and failed?
I became to realize that people with thelephone fear are verry close to the fact that i have internet fear and im typing this right now… with lots of fear… and loathing…. in las vegas.
spelling FAIL. WTF is verry?!
You’re in Vegas and online at the Fail Blog…
I suddenly feel better about myself.
I’m hoping your name is a misspelling of “Naples.”
Movie reference Fail
To overcome your fear of commenting, please reply to this message with some words of your own.
hmmm, and how should that help?……oh wait I did it. I’ve overcame my commenting fear!!! How much do I owe you?
I’m teh king of pr0n !
he said “reply” not “lie”
Hm….can’t reply without the lie.
yes you can, that’s why lie is spelled with an ie instead of a y
Maybe he does it standing up.
that would be “lay”
omgwtfbbg!!!1!
zomg?
bb”g”?
big beautiful gal.
Billy Bob guy
BILLY BOB GORDON?