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  1. ALDAFOOC says:

    My name is ALDAFOOC im can comment

  2. some dood says:

    Man, grandma is really into whatever is on TV.

  3. ALDAFOOC says:

    OMG!!! He is seated in a near bench watching TV!!! AWESOME!!11

  4. Darb says:

    The perspectives seem off in this photo.

    • Heino says:

      I agree about the perspective. Unless the guy is Verne Troyer, his body should be larger.

      • ^.^ says:

        No, he’s just short and fat. Really.

      • dude mann says:

        He looks the same size as the other folks equidistant from the camera (ie. old bald dude stage right).

      • IanE says:

        Dude’s size doesn’t seem wrong, but look at the top of the bathroom door and the top of the pictures on the wall next to it. Also, that’s a HUGE bathroom door.

        That, and the reflections are all XKCD’d.

  5. S.U. says:

    Poor grandma with the photo on her lap… or am I the only one who finds that funny?

  6. pietlaa says:

    its quite fake this one, check out the different carpet collors and that theres a gap between the 2 rooms where you also clearly see the things wich they usually attach doors to

    • Mall Security Guy says:

      Either fake, or the largest bathroom door on planet Earth.

      Wait a minute. I see hinges for a bathroom door that is apparently so large that it couldn’t possibly swing closed with the toilet in the way (even if the guy pooping with his boxers on wasn’t sitting on it).

      OMG. I never thought I would say this…Photo-Shopped!

      • pew pew says:

        It looks like there used to be a door but it was taken off to make room for a wheelchair.

        My grandma had a specialty bathroom where the shower was huge to make room for a wheelchair, and lots of railings EVERYWHERE.

        • danielle says:

          i think the DOORS are still there… it’s a double-door and from this angle you just can’t see the hinges for the other one.

        • danielle says:

          and you can see one of the doors is still on

          • Joe says:

            yes, but look at the top of the doorway and the angle it makes. different from the angle of the other door way in the background, or the pictures on the wall.

            either they live in some clownhouse, or it’s faked.

            • dude mann says:

              All cameras have a good chance of fish-eyeing and causing objects toward the four corners of the photo to look warped. If you look closely, the double-door to the bathroom starts off fine and ends up at a different angle than it started…

              Also, if you mess with the brightness you can clearly see that the old bald dude does in fact have pink clown hair… I’m just saying.

              • Jane says:

                Also, when you go through and make a house handicapped accessible you get weird dimensions sometimes because they are only going to change what they need to. Given Grandma’s near catatonic state I’d say there’s a good likelihood they had to make some changes.

              • dashiznit says:

                Actually, the “pink clown hair” is the blanket of the baby in the stroller behind ole’ baldy

                I think it is a legit pic, since if you look hard enough, that doorway is not flat against the wall, but it is at like a 45 degree angle, so if the wall where the toilet is flat, there should be plenty of room for the double doors to close.

                I think it is a “spoof” though, since the dude has boxers on and so is obviously not pinching off a log.

            • David says:

              Ok people. Let’s start thinking outside of the bun… I mean outside of the box.
              The room isn’t a cube. looks to me like the door is Regular sized on a DIAGONAL wall. Tell me you’ve seen a room before that isn’t a perfect parrallelagram? Trigonometry fail?

    • unklegwar says:

      you mean WALLs?

  7. Loliepop says:

    Interesting that his pants are around his ankles but his boxers appear to be up. I hate to say it, but I think this is staged.

    • david says:

      i don’t see no boxers.

      • stfu says:

        they’re around his arse. yeah staged and photoshopped quite badly, actually, the seam of the carpet isnt good, the hinges on that door dont make sense against the wall next to the toilet, i’m all for good photoshopped fails, but the poor quality of this actually ruins it cos you’re looking at it thinking ‘thats off.. thats not good, thats not right…’ you know? funny concept though all the same.

      • durr says:

        double negative ftw!

        unless he has upper thigh and buttock gangrene, or sat in a vat of ink, he is definitely wearing underwear. thank god for small miracles.

        i think i would rather it be fake, then we only have one crazy person who think this is hilarious, versus an entire mentally disturbed family.

        • Leah says:

          I think it’s staged. But why does it have to be photoshopped… Okay, so the flooring is two different colors. The flooring in the bathroom probably isn’t the same thing as in the living room. It looks like tile. A common feature in most bathrooms. And the door looks like it’s been altered for someone using a wheelchair. It could have been taken at grandmas house/assisted living facility, which would explain the small size and odd shape of the room.

          Strange family? Perhaps. Photoshopped? I doubt it.

          • Malfeasant says:

            another thing, that doorway is at a 45 degree angle, so that’s why the perspective looks funky, if you’re expecting a right angle, it won’t work
            staged, yes
            photoshop, i don’t think so

            • stfu says:

              Alright then… how come the hinges on the door suggest its wide open when theres a wall in the way? Think of how you’re gonna close that door, go on…

              • Malfeasant says:

                I’d draw you a map but my ascii art isn’t that good- with no depth perception, that wall next to the toilet looks like it runs into the door, but I assure you, there is plenty of room between the hinge side of the doorframe and that stubby wall- it’s the passage to the master bedroom
                congratulations, you have now made me spend 5 minutes more than I cared to analyzing that picture

              • Ms. Kayce says:

                Ok, I took a min to check out this picture and I’m sure it’s not PS’d. The wall with large portraits stops just past the last photo, turns 45 degrees, and then turns again on the other side of the door jam. To the right of the gentleman on the toilet is a partition separating the toilet from the shower. The blue shower curtain is visible. The doors that open off the living room are most likely French doors because they are narrower than standard doors and would allow more space in the bathroom. The discoloration on the floor between the stained concrete in the living room and floor in the bathroom is from the light in the shower. And then there is the guy on the throne… I’m sure he set the auto timer then ran in there & sat down real quick like. He probably is the smart a** uncle that thinks he’s sooo funny and does this type of thing all the time. “Good job uncle F***er!”

                So that’s my explanation. Hope you liked it. I uses spell and grammar check and everything!
                kthxbai

  8. Spencer says:

    when you gotta go you gotta go

  9. Avis says:

    Grandma is blissfully unaware of the whole thing.

  10. lolwut says:

    I seriously thought that was my uncle for a minute.

  11. rxbandits says:

    The Grandma in the front is a FAIL alone.

  12. Fallen says:

    Thats awesome haha.

  13. rxbandit says:

    the grandma in the front is a FAIL all by herself.

  14. Gasscan says:

    Bend over, I’ll show you family photo

    Shopped!

    In Soviet Russia, Family reunions YOU!

    Grandma says “Kill me now, kthxbi”

    Three hundred million sperm, THAT’s the one that got through…

    • Mall Security Guy says:

      300,000,000 sperm…good one.

      Maybe they were English sperm and too polite to cut in front of one another?

      …let the international turmoil begin!!!

  15. miketysonsgoldtooth says:

    Architectural layout fail?

    • bobby says:

      Seems pretty convenient to me.

      • WhotheWhat says:

        I agree. Notice how old Grannie is, the handle bar next to the toilet, and the style of the frames for the pictures on the wall, and it seems to me this is Grandma’s house, which would probably require easy access. So, not really an architecture fail, but they probably will only be able to sell this house to another old person, assuming it’s not a retirement community to begin with.

  16. Captain Obvious says:

    What kind of retard engineers a house with a bathroom with a door the size of a barn right next to the living room? I agree with Darb, the perspective seems to suggest that the bathroom door is not parallel with the wall. Also, who takes a dump in a bathroom without a door while the whole family is in the room next door? Leave these kinds of Photoshop jobs on Something Awful or Moonbuggy.

    • S.U. says:

      Even if it is photoshopped, Grandma still looks sad enough to make this a fail photo.

    • unklegwar says:

      a “retard” who designed the house for an elderly person who may need to get around in a chair or scooter. this may be a retirement home “apartment”.

    • PollyAnna says:

      It’s obvious the family get-together is at Grandma’s retirement or assisted living home. The photo is obviously staged. The big FAIL is the family’s mockery of Grandma’s digs. The poor thing is sitting there holding a photo of what are obviously the two only sensitive people in their family while wishing the rest of the bunch would just go away. Obviously.

  17. Jessica says:

    This was obviously staged for shits and giggles.

  18. Muffles says:

    That just might be the ugliest family I’ve ever seen.

  19. Sara J says:

    There’s a man on the left side of this picture with a blue light on his head.

  20. david says:

    i’m going to have to go with WIN.

  21. Gasskan says:

    Poor Grandma. She’s saying to herself “If they loved me, they would just kill me already”

  22. Ween says:

    Are those french doors that open on the toilet?

  23. danielle says:

    why aren’t my comments showing up???

  24. Muffles says:

    My favorite is either the baby with the glowing face or the kid with the breathing apparatus.

  25. KendallJaye says:

    c’mon, he still has underpants on.

  26. Stephen says:

    Seems to unreal. Not to mention he’s supposed to be having a turd, yet his has his boxers up.

  27. Dropt says:

    Grandma is already with the dead ones.

  28. Matt says:

    The door is huge because it’s handicapped accessible. Note the handle next to the toilet. Possibly at some sort of assisted living facility, which would make sense why the bathroom is right next to the living room. If not that, then the door was added later out of need. Generally ALL rooms in such a facility have very easy access to the bathroom, for obvious reasons. Couple that with the fact that the guy still has his boxers on and is throwin up deuces, and it’s an obvious stage

    • Sara J says:

      Looks like he’s throwing DOWN a deuce or two.

    • Anonymous says:

      Agreed. It is staged, hence the boxers. But, it appears to be an assisted living facility. I’m guessing the large double doors lead to both the bathroom and the bedroom.

      My personal guess is that the family came to visit grandma. Someone probably noticed the awkward placement of the bathroom and the next thing you know family picture time included a joke picture in the mix. Maybe childish, but it is kind of funny actually.

  29. Magz says:

    The smell watching tv.. Sure Fail

  30. 3.14159 says:

    It’s a TWO door …door. Not the largest bathroom door you’ve ever seen. It’s double wide for wheel chair access. You think grandma is dancin’ these days? NOPE. If she’s not dead, she’s wishin’ she was…

  31. 3.14159 says:

    CHeck out the “wee-wee pad” under grandma!

  32. 3.14159 says:

    Comments….fail to appear.

  33. Stagger says:

    Photoshop Fail

  34. Surfiken says:

    At first I didn’t realize that the dude on the toilet was the fail!

  35. Caterina the flying hippo says:

    He’s wearing shorts..?

    Still hilarious though :)

  36. Nimil says:

    definitely a photoshop, notice the seam next to the bathroom’s wall. you ca see that there was another room there. they clearly took a photo of a man in the bathroom and shopped it over a doorway in the grandma’s house.

  37. Noob says:

    Also, noobs, he’s wearing shorts. Not really burnin the mule is he?

  38. Trav says:

    Gramma looks dead. Everyone in that family need to stop eating a McDonalds.

  39. Rachael Colvin says:

    Photoshop fail is fail.

  40. Jimmy James says:

    The guy has boxer shorts on. The photo is clearly staged. FAILBLOG FAIL

  41. Mrs D says:

    Anyone else notice his shorts are still up? Totally intentional…still kinda funny.

  42. Ryan says:

    Funny photo FAIL. This picture would be a lot funnier if the guy’s underwear weren’t obviously still pulled up.

  43. jimthebrit says:

    To all the “it’s fake” crowd, you are dumber than a sh*t sandwich. This is clearly a retirement home. The door is huge to allow for wheelchair access with two swing doors (one on each side) as is common in retirement homes. And the guy on the crapper is clearly participating in the joke… which appears to be on you.

  44. fuzz on the concept says:

    This explanation was already offered an hour ago (and marked a win). You may want to keep that sandwich to yourself.

  45. E-tron says:

    Didn’t feel like reading thru all the useless comments but does anyone realize, the dude still has his boxers on? Either it is a joke or he is wasted and now crapping in his own pants despite the fact he thinks he is going in the toilet! XD

  46. CK says:

    Grandma = coherence fail

  47. benyoboy says:

    It’s funny. ^^

  48. jimthebrit says:

    Sorry, I don’t check the contents of the comments and post replies every 12 seconds like you do.

  49. Dustin says:

    Man, what a “Crappy” family photo.

  50. TheManonymMan says:

    Hey, its realy an asset to have a stinky toilet by the tv.

  51. love2piaffe says:

    Anyone notice the guy in front of the lamp looks a lot like Larry the Cable Guy? I think this is Larry’s extended family. Dude on the sh*tter is obviously his brother.

  52. jonblow says:

    Carpet in the bathroom fail…leads to pube-clogged vacuum fail.

  53. 3.14159 says:

    I can’t believe no one else has seen the piss pad under Grandma!

    “Gramgram, sit here, it’s ok if you piss yourself. We put down a pad.”

  54. Redshift says:

    Perspective fail? Or a photoshop-attempt-at-a-fail fail? I prefer my fails to be real as opposed to failures of the imagination.

  55. drb says:

    Grandma’s wondering why all these freaks won’t go home and leave her in peace. Granny going postal on their sorry butts is imminent in 4…3… 2…

  56. jewru says:

    ur mom

  57. Muckrak3r says:

    The picture on the wall has the same idea as grandma, GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM (coat closet?) as possible. Unfortunately for each of them, they lack the motor skills required to move.

  58. kiki says:

    Someone photoshopping this is somehow vastly creepier than if the picture were taken for real…

  59. aphrodite says:

    I see Uncle Lenn’s had too much eggnog…AGAIN…who doesn’t like a good poop joke at Christmas????

  60. missionpants says:

    I think grandma beat him to it…

  61. artslover says:

    he very fail..he make their family photo damaged!!

  62. Keelhaul says:

    Nothing is better than fat guys squeezin’ big heaters at the ol’ family get together….God bless America.

  63. Insanus says:

    aw I wish that the flower pot above the sh*tter would fell…

  64. confused says:

    Why does the guy on the toilet appear to still be wearing shorts?

  65. Anonymous says:

    How the hell did they manage to photograph my nightmare like that??

  66. Rabid Ice Weasel says:

    Even stranger? He’s totally wearing boxers. He’s *posing*. xD

  67. SpinnakerSniper says:

    Wow, for once it actually is photoshopped. If you noticed the left wall of the bathroom would interfere with the swinging doors. There are also small things like the trim not being the same.

  68. nipcones says:

    First.

  69. ninjaphysics says:

    i dont know if this was covered already but why would the person taking the picture even include that guy taking a shit in the bathroom in a FAMILY PHOTO anyway???

  70. Megan says:

    He has his boxers still pulled up.
    This is so staged.
    Dumbbb.

  71. k8 says:

    OMG Cousin Eddie.
    If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.

  72. turkishpeeper says:

    yeah hahaha, fail on the blue hair, she has no contribution to society.

    Usefulness fail.

  73. Elvira says:

    This fail fails.

  74. Professer says:

    You are all failing to see the real fail here. The picture on the wall is crooked.

  75. fasfan says:

    OBVIOUS Photoshop perspective fail. It’s obviously a fake. Not only is the door frame out of plum with the rest of the wall, but when I look at the floor I get a sense of vertigo from the angle there being off too. I’m just sayin’….

    • Matt says:

      Ok. All of you mongoloids that are crying photoshop on this (and every other) picture need to pull your heads out of your rectums and actually look at the picture. Everyone saying that the door is at a different angle than the wall should not that the corner of the wall on the RIGHT side of the door. It’s not a 90 degree angle. Believe it or not, it’s possible to have walls with angles OTHER than 90 degrees… and it’s possible to begin such an angle at a DOOR.

      If that’s not enough to convince you… think about the likelihood of someone spending that much time on photoshopping a picture that not only isn’t that improbable, but also isn’t that funny to begin with. I guarantee that 99% of people that have posted on this board have at least one family holiday picture of someone (possibly inebriated) doing something ridiculous. Why is it that hard to believe that someone’s drunken redneck uncle would drop trou and sit on grandma’s handi-can for a photo op?

      We all have that person in our family… and if you think you don’t, then it’s you…

      • Mrs. Sara says:

        Offensiveness win! I haven’t heard the term “mongoloid” since the last time I kicked somebody’s ass for describing my sister that way.

    • Mepistofleas says:

      OBVIOUS HUMOUR FALE.

  76. looz says:

    construction fail :)

  77. skaldrom says:

    My name is Skaldrom and failblog fails to show my comments (which I completely understand, because they are not that funny)…

  78. Dez says:

    I’m going to get yelled at for this I know, but what if the secret inner fail is that the guy is takin a dump and he thinks his trousers are dropped in the first place? A fail within a fail. Oh, and if this wasn’t staged, then why would the photographer include the pooper in the first place?

  79. fuzz on the concept says:

    Btw, here’s a video of Rick Astley:

  80. bloodwashed2022 says:

    That’s not a Fail. It’s a total OWN. He will definatly be the talk of the family for a loooonnnnng time.

  81. cee cee says:

    What’s the fail? It’s a typical white family…..they always fail.

  82. Mepistofleas says:

    WHY’RE HIS KNICKERS STILL ON?!

  83. shoobeydoobey says:

    crapshot

  84. papa bear says:

    Look at the size of the bathroom door! Must be tough hitting the shitter after all the elephants they obviously have dropping deuces in there.

  85. Andy says:

    See this is what happens when you just have to be in the picture.

  86. wooo says:

    Does it look like the toilet seat is still down for anyone else? That, coupled with his boxers still being on, make this obviously staged.

  87. The Crapture says:

    Granny looks vaguely ashamed that this cavalcade of clusterf**kery is her descendants

  88. WeirdFish says:

    All those screaming “Photoshopped!!! FAKE!!! ZOMGLULZ!!!” are obviously not homeowners who’ve had to modify their houses for elderly relatives. Like, holy crap you mean that walls can just be built AFTER the house is already constructed?!??!1!! Or that carpet can be DIFFERENT COLORS!!>?!?!><!?

    What?! You mean, the SIMPLEST answer might actually be correct? The HORRORS!!!!

    • traitorfob says:

      You have underestimated the power of urine upon carpet coloring. Dehydrate someone for a few hours, and presto, you can have whatever color you like. ‘Tis the beauty of diffuse effect.

  89. Poppy says:

    I did not notice the guy declaring that he is not a crook while dropping the kids off at the pool. I first I saw the grandma just before rigor mortise set in. Really she looks dead. Or at least very uninterested.

  90. Rob says:

    he has underwear on. He failed in his pants.

  91. bart says:

    photoshop fail.

  92. Julia says:

    That’s the scariest grandma I think I’ve ever seen.

  93. Click here to cancel "reply" says:

    Can you find Uncle Jimmy?!?!

  94. rosella says:

    I think the picture itself is the biggest fail… seriously, half the family is in the shadows. There’s also a million piles of crap on the table.

    …”Merry Christmas from the Johnstons!”

  95. Xtibet says:

    Reminds me on Borat ^^

  96. PC-Tech says:

    photoshop fail

  97. Haubert says:

    FAT DUDE ON THE CAN WANTS TO SAY HELLO. ALSO, THERE IS NO MORE TP.

  98. Taylor says:

    There’s one in every family…

  99. azure says:

    this is so photoshoped, its not even done well you can see where the real wall is and the photo shop wall starts, there is a huge crack between them

  100. LoopHole says:

    ¿ǝɯ ǝʌoqɐ punoɹb ǝɥʇ sı ʎɥʍ

  101. joe doby says:

    u all suck

  102. Timmy and the Hosebags says:

    This photo is quite clearly doctored. Look at the hinges on the doors, where the hell do the doors swing? In and through the wall? More like a Doctored Photo Fail if you ask me.

  103. Wolfe says:

    Ahhhh… good old bob!

  104. Anonermoose says:

    this isnt funny guys, after this picture was taken the place caught fire and everyone died

  105. Lainalou says:

    This picture is AMAZING :)

  106. analbeader says:

    omg I want a big juicy bead of anals in my penis hole

  107. Harasnai says:

    Silly uncle henrey


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