Comments on: Grammar Check Fail

By: yes

yes — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:53:17 +0000

yeah, the reflections are all wrong

By: Fanzi

Fanzi — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:44:01 +0000

It Is Not, It’s Not or It Isn’t?

Or double up with It’sn’t

By: anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:10:00 +0000

what you is talkin’ ’bout, willis?

By: pivothead

pivothead — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:43:50 +0000

Microsoft word….for blacks. jk lol im not racist sort of….

By: 51%Devil

51%Devil — Tue, 26 May 2009 11:05:32 +0000

By: WASD

WASD — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:29:13 +0000

obviously photoshopped

By: wtf

wtf — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:17:31 +0000

I had that problem too, I just had to turn black mode off.

By: olmesy

olmesy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:32:53 +0000

gangsta check… lol

By: adam

adam — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:46:16 +0000

woot, 289th

By: Twisted

Twisted — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:28:43 +0000

Is Jar Jar Binks working for Windows again?

By: Somn

Somn — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:05:54 +0000

i bet they all are saying that about you too. don’t feel bad.

By: jerk

jerk — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:04:30 +0000

maybe you fail

By: meh

meh — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:03:50 +0000

you all just flat out fail

By: Sofawall

Sofawall — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:54:01 +0000

You know, probably the best part of that is the fact that it’s checking U.S. English…

By: nomdunchien

nomdunchien — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:33:55 +0000

Which checker is this?

By: Suh'm

Suh'm — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:52:40 +0000

try actually typing this on word. It does the same thing, so you know, this is real.

By: andy

andy — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:37:27 +0000

Wow, you’re all so disappointingly failing.

That was the correct suggestion.

Type this whole sentence in with CORRECT grammar and it will not even make a suggestion for “you’re”

Here is how it should read – type this in MSWORD and you will not get any suggestions:

He tried to glean from her face whether this was good surprised, bad surprised, or, “neither, because I still haven’t figured out what you’re talking about,” surprised.

Failures.

By: johnGotti

johnGotti — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:02:00 +0000

That crafty Windows it’s always out to get you. You is failed much?

By: dskgflgsdgsdf

dskgflgsdgsdf — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:54:22 +0000

actually, thats really bad grammar to begin with, no wonder you confused the program.

By: Jess

Jess — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:52:31 +0000

“I still haven’t any figured out what you’re talking about” surprised would be “Ohdamn, when the hell did that happen? Last time I drink 8 glasses of shnapps on a damn cruise.” Either that or they’re a virgin who wasn’t paying attention.

By: petmousse

petmousse — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:48:19 +0000

…You should fire your teacher

By: HappyGestapo

HappyGestapo — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:29:16 +0000

sixteenth!

By: Emma

Emma — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:50:19 +0000

Douche spelling fail.

By: Qrawzseg

Qrawzseg — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:27:52 +0000

it DID say “English (U.S.)”

By: Ordon

Ordon — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:23:06 +0000

Mafia spell-check win

By: xylophonefairy

xylophonefairy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:16:18 +0000

Well… That’s Microsoft’s US English for you…

By: Lee (Evil-Overlord-To-Be)

Lee (Evil-Overlord-To-Be) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:16:31 +0000

I use Word 2003 and the same correction appears when I type the sentence in…However, no grammar mistake is found if you don’t type anything else after the sentence. Word is weird…there’s no doubt.

By: Roberto

Roberto — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:11:39 +0000

Maybe it’s Microsoft Word for Lolcatz

By: durrcookie

durrcookie — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:49:33 +0000

I second this!

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:18:59 +0000

Yes, the fail is the sentence itself.
Isn’t it also because “neither” is singular and there’s no comma after it?

By: JkeyBoi

JkeyBoi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:34:18 +0000

I dont see the problem with it, simple to work out the spell check now comes in english or jive talk. you is all kinds of crazy ya heard…

By: that guy over there

that guy over there — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:32:08 +0000

better make that “english, (southern US)”

By: ZapTap

ZapTap — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:54:00 +0000

MS Word does this all the time

By: styyl

styyl — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:54:33 +0000

To be honest, the entire sentence is grammatically awkward so it’s not surprising that Grammar Check had problem correcting the syntax.

By: Dorr

Dorr — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:39:58 +0000

Thou shalt never trust spell and grammar checkers. Use a dictionary if you must.

I did type in the same long sentence on Word and did confirm the results.

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:33:52 +0000

Perfect example of racist spell check.

By: dolt

dolt — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:30:29 +0000

i have the updated version … a 1GHz pennis

By: dolt

dolt — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:26:07 +0000

that’s because it was progrmmed to Essex/South London speak

By: dolt

dolt — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:24:05 +0000

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

By: dolt

dolt — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:21:55 +0000

in Imperial Russia we failed an infinate number of times … twice … that’s why we turned to communism

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:20:03 +0000

Oh just figured out what was fail about this. lol I was reading the top part and not going down to the suggestions. lol Everyone knows that MS Word uses ebonics for spell checking. lol

And no, most Americans aren’t going to go “what the fuck is wrong with this?” Its only the vocal morons that make the rest of us look bad. >.<

By: Nurse

Nurse — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:22:45 +0000

Nah, you want ward C, room 502

By: Chirpie

Chirpie — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:12:14 +0000

Pete? Pete Doherty? Is it really you?

By: ghhg

ghhg — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:48:30 +0000

it just sounds more p.c. “I got mugged in the Urban part of town”

By: bwahaha

bwahaha — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:47:16 +0000

it sounds more p.c. thats all, i got mugged in the Urban part of town.

By: Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 22:32:56 +0000

It’s spelt “misspelt,” kiddo. Nice try.

By: BurstingAtTheSeams

BurstingAtTheSeams — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:33:34 +0000

First I ROFL’d and then I LOL’d and then took a bite of ma cheezburger and then I ROFL’d again you is tickling me to death! I is almost to choke on ma cheezburger!

You is not second dude oh boy oh boy!

You is FIRST! dude you is cracking me up.

By: prezbucky

prezbucky — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:19:09 +0000

…and that your comma is unnecessary.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:39:45 +0000

that would make him a flaming fifth
he should have settled for being sexed
(i find it’s a pleasure being ate, by the way)

By: Masterblaze0

Masterblaze0 — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:04:11 +0000

FAIL-ful Victory!