Comments on: Grammar Check Fail

By: žogs

žogs — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:23:32 +0000

hehe and you say computers never make mistakes?

By: Markus

Markus — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:58:06 +0000

After reading this ‘you is’ actually sounds pretty good.

By: yoli

yoli — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 11:13:29 +0000

nice web

By: Jim

Jim — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 21:49:44 +0000

I thirds this a forth time.

By: Right

Right — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:11:48 +0000

NonEnglishNativeSpeaker, the verb “to be”, in english, is an irregular verb. Let me show you.
First person singular: I am. First person plural: We are.
Second person singular: You are. Second person plural: You are.
Third person singular: He/She/It is. Third person plural: They are.

By: Nick-I-Think

Nick-I-Think — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 02:23:31 +0000

- Start a sentence beginning with ‘I’.
- ‘I is’…
- No, you must say ‘I AM’.
- Okay… ‘I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

By: Nick-I-Think

Nick-I-Think — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 02:22:35 +0000

I is seeing a fail here.

By: Eel

Eel — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 20:15:47 +0000

I second this a third time!

By: janine

janine — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:53:28 +0000

this just makes me sad

By: Frank

Frank — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:03:00 +0000

Fake… you can program your computer to make things out of the dictionary,

By: Charlie Tipton

Charlie Tipton — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:51:11 +0000

Hey, commitization and even sometimes apostrophication is hard! :p

By: Haxis

Haxis — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:10:20 +0000

OMFG
this sh*t happens to me ALL THE TIME! bill gates must have been high or something.

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:42:20 +0000

looks like spell/grammar check needs a spell/grammar check.

By: yes

yes — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:53:17 +0000

yeah, the reflections are all wrong

By: Fanzi

Fanzi — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:44:01 +0000

It Is Not, It’s Not or It Isn’t?

Or double up with It’sn’t

By: anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:10:00 +0000

what you is talkin’ ’bout, willis?

By: pivothead

pivothead — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:43:50 +0000

Microsoft word….for blacks. jk lol im not racist sort of….

By: 51%Devil

51%Devil — Tue, 26 May 2009 11:05:32 +0000

By: WASD

WASD — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:29:13 +0000

obviously photoshopped

By: wtf

wtf — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:17:31 +0000

I had that problem too, I just had to turn black mode off.

By: olmesy

olmesy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:32:53 +0000

gangsta check… lol

By: adam

adam — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:46:16 +0000

woot, 289th

By: Twisted

Twisted — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:28:43 +0000

Is Jar Jar Binks working for Windows again?

By: Somn

Somn — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:05:54 +0000

i bet they all are saying that about you too. don’t feel bad.

By: jerk

jerk — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:04:30 +0000

maybe you fail

By: meh

meh — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:03:50 +0000

you all just flat out fail

By: Sofawall

Sofawall — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:54:01 +0000

You know, probably the best part of that is the fact that it’s checking U.S. English…

By: nomdunchien

nomdunchien — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:33:55 +0000

Which checker is this?

By: Suh'm

Suh'm — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 02:52:40 +0000

try actually typing this on word. It does the same thing, so you know, this is real.

By: andy

andy — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:37:27 +0000

Wow, you’re all so disappointingly failing.

That was the correct suggestion.

Type this whole sentence in with CORRECT grammar and it will not even make a suggestion for “you’re”

Here is how it should read – type this in MSWORD and you will not get any suggestions:

He tried to glean from her face whether this was good surprised, bad surprised, or, “neither, because I still haven’t figured out what you’re talking about,” surprised.

Failures.

By: johnGotti

johnGotti — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:02:00 +0000

That crafty Windows it’s always out to get you. You is failed much?

By: dskgflgsdgsdf

dskgflgsdgsdf — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:54:22 +0000

actually, thats really bad grammar to begin with, no wonder you confused the program.

By: Jess

Jess — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:52:31 +0000

“I still haven’t any figured out what you’re talking about” surprised would be “Ohdamn, when the hell did that happen? Last time I drink 8 glasses of shnapps on a damn cruise.” Either that or they’re a virgin who wasn’t paying attention.

By: petmousse

petmousse — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:48:19 +0000

…You should fire your teacher

By: HappyGestapo

HappyGestapo — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:29:16 +0000

sixteenth!

By: Emma

Emma — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:50:19 +0000

Douche spelling fail.

By: Qrawzseg

Qrawzseg — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:27:52 +0000

it DID say “English (U.S.)”

By: Ordon

Ordon — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:23:06 +0000

Mafia spell-check win

By: xylophonefairy

xylophonefairy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:16:18 +0000

Well… That’s Microsoft’s US English for you…

By: Lee (Evil-Overlord-To-Be)

Lee (Evil-Overlord-To-Be) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:16:31 +0000

I use Word 2003 and the same correction appears when I type the sentence in…However, no grammar mistake is found if you don’t type anything else after the sentence. Word is weird…there’s no doubt.

By: Roberto

Roberto — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:11:39 +0000

Maybe it’s Microsoft Word for Lolcatz

By: durrcookie

durrcookie — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:49:33 +0000

I second this!

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:18:59 +0000

Yes, the fail is the sentence itself.
Isn’t it also because “neither” is singular and there’s no comma after it?

By: JkeyBoi

JkeyBoi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:34:18 +0000

I dont see the problem with it, simple to work out the spell check now comes in english or jive talk. you is all kinds of crazy ya heard…

By: that guy over there

that guy over there — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:32:08 +0000

better make that “english, (southern US)”

By: ZapTap

ZapTap — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:54:00 +0000

MS Word does this all the time

By: styyl

styyl — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:54:33 +0000

To be honest, the entire sentence is grammatically awkward so it’s not surprising that Grammar Check had problem correcting the syntax.

By: Dorr

Dorr — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:39:58 +0000

Thou shalt never trust spell and grammar checkers. Use a dictionary if you must.

I did type in the same long sentence on Word and did confirm the results.

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:33:52 +0000

Perfect example of racist spell check.

By: dolt

dolt — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:30:29 +0000

i have the updated version … a 1GHz pennis