If calling everyone else gay for a comment won “Burn of the Week” I’d completely lose respect for the committee who chooses the winner. Have faith, little one…they won’t reward the musings of a third-grader with a short enough attention span to post a second time to prove their immunity to the first post.
Not to mention the third post WEOPRIU wasn’t granted homosexual immunity apparently…
JUST GOT TO YOUR COMMENT…YEAH! HANNA! YOU WIN….at last….i was beginingto think it was a total FAIL @ cat-house humor…ypu have renewed my faith in *comments*…thank you
The teacher still posted it in the art fair, so either the artist was “special” or the teacher really appreciated their rendering of the tree.
You gotta admit, that is one damn fine tree.
I’m a speacial ed teacher, and this definately looks like somtething my students would do. I would certainly hang this somewhere, it helps their self esteem, besides one out five is not bad!!!
I like the white dog ( a maltese i think ) but to be fair, the cat is by far the hardest to draw of those. so maybe they did it in protest of being treated unfair by the teacher.
Well, all the others are lame reproductions of nature, only the house-cat is leaving the worn-out paths and thus is the only one deserving the headline “Visual Art”. Plus it is a clear modern architecture win.
Hmm… I’d have to say more of a ‘post-modern’ architecture win. That half-a-house is very Michael Graves, while the side that’s meant to be a cat…eh… sorry. Architecture jokes just aren’t funny.
Agreed that it was intentional, though, and the fail is truly in the not getting of the joke.
he or she was thinking outside the box, they are obviously good artists. look at the cat its eye is the window its ear is the smoke chimney. brilliant win!
Right above the edge of the cat photo, isn’t there some blue behind that photo? Could it be that the cat photo is just superimposed? I forget the name that popular application people use for these things. It’s a name, but it also doubles as a verb because of its popularity….what is it again…?
I don’t know, maybe they were RETARDED. Actually, forget the maybe, we already know they are retarded ‘coz they drew a HOUSE on half of an ANIMAL.
There is no such thing as half house. Houses don’t mate.
It’s a bijon frise, actually. It looks like this is the wall for an open house event. I mean, I remember being in school at that age. There was always a freakin’ kid who did something retarded.
That’s a freshman art class, hence “visual art 9″ and the fact that the other pictures didn’t end up looking like half-stick figures, and why that one on the left isn’t just cut in half.
Actually, the fail is the bichon..they dont have a long tail, but small one. It cant be a leg since the most part of ther rear legs ar ein the picture, and almost complete.
How many people fail to realize that this is a high-school freshmen art class?
“Visual Art 9″ seems a little bit complex for elementary school students. If they were, there would likely have been some half-stick-figure animals in there.
This kid has talent. He or she is clearly a very clever smart-ass, and a brilliantly hilarious one at that. This isn’t fail. It isn’t win. It transcends both. It is Art PWNAGE.
…
HOuse cat!!!
i drew a house!
the art teacher is the one that fails.
i was there when that happened.
the other half was a house, but she added the pic of a cat for a funny prank
…
not very funny
ASDFASDGADSF
Dare I say it… creativity win?
Thinking outside the box WIN.
You have to admit though, that one looks harder than the rest of them. I’d do that if I didn’t feel like drawing all that too ^^;
it makes sense if his/her cat was part house.
Just needs a little more cowbell.
I GOT A FEVAH! AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE RETARDS WHO CAN’T FIGURE OUT THAT THE OTHER HALF OF A CAT IS A CAT!
maybe its a house cat ^_^
Yeah, I got that from the four-hundred other posts that said that.
I love people who name themselves variations of “retard” and then proceed to lecture other people about how stupid they are.
you can say that again lol
I love people who name themselves variations of “retard” and then proceed to lecture other people about how stupid they are.
Comeback WIN!
nice
lol house-cat
LOL! brilliant!
No, the other half of a cat is *half* a cat.
Epic win.
Well done sir and/or madame.
no i think it is a house and a tree
art WIN!!
isnt it half a rabbit not half a cat?
Okay, I’m won of the retards. I thought the other half of a cat was a tac.
Mp. mp. mp. upi
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Wait… dammit the the keyboard must have shifted…
I don’t feel like typing it again. d8^9
Please, allow me: “no. no. no. you re confusing that with the other side!
“won” of the retards!!! classic!
Have you never heard of a house cat?
Ceiling cat win!!!
or a “cat house”?
Defying loser art teacher win!
well…. it is a nice half-house… and a nice tree…
First!
and at least no one got hurt, some people ( I call them pussies) don’t like to see people get hurt.
Every post below this one is gay
Coolness fail !
stop teasin’ me for in
You, me. In a hour, you know were. ;*
No, but he might know WHERE. The bathroom in the truckstop right off of the
290 turnpike, right?
I’ll be there. Hell, I’m there now.
I’m the one oogling you under the stall divider! Small world!
So everyone below you is happy? I doubt it.
+1
amazing
it IS amazing what photoshop can do
lolz
except this one, this post is totally hetero, but every OTHER post is gay.
I’d say its rather lame trying to get “BURN OF THE WEEK”
If calling everyone else gay for a comment won “Burn of the Week” I’d completely lose respect for the committee who chooses the winner. Have faith, little one…they won’t reward the musings of a third-grader with a short enough attention span to post a second time to prove their immunity to the first post.
Not to mention the third post WEOPRIU wasn’t granted homosexual immunity apparently…
Owned.
WEOPRIU simply has a totally wide stance.
Like Mista Larry Craig?
KITTY MEET HOUSE.
HOUSE MEET KITTY.
ohai
Didn’t c ya ther.
I can haz art lessons, pweeze?
Kthxbai.
I got a cat who’s half cat half house, it’s quite normal here, in sovjiet russia.
housecats are normal everywhere.
Can you help? I just got locked out of my housecat getting the mail! Send someone to 1234 Housecat lane please.
Try using catnip. Most housecats will do ANYTHING for catnip.
You should be back inside in not time flat.
Same thing works for Catbuses…
The back door is unlocked if you’re willing to crawl in. Ignore the smell, it leads into the mud room….
Just sneak in the back door. There might be a slide there even.
In soviet Russia, cat houses YOU!
This is retarded. We must really be scraping the bottom for luck-luster fails.
In Soviet Russia, bottom scrapes you!
in soviet russia picture whould be red more
ay’m goessing that ur spelling iz intenshunall.
if knot, ay theenk yuu hav FAILed, mai freind.
you try finding something.
In ze Soviet France, ze zomezing ees ze finding you!!!!!!
Fire ze missiles.
But I’m le tired.
Alright, then have a nap. THEN FIRE THEY MISSILES!!!
Why did I put they? Quote fail.
Pensive existential moment win.
That made me happy. At least I win at something.
But I am le tired
WTF, mate?
luck-luster?
Luck-luster? Is that like when you get a boner from winning at roulette?
Creative explanation win!
could be… or a boner while playing poker, thus raising the table and unfortunately sliding all your chips to the opposite player.
COMMENT WIN
Liquor in front, poker in the rear!
so that’s how you like it? Making mental note…
Luck-luster? Fail!
It’s okay, you’re all failures to me.
Retards amazed by the word “lack-luster” fail.
Pathetic attempt at concealing your own spelling error=FAIL.
That seriously looks like a display at my old high school. I wouldn’t surprise me if it was to be honest…
well at least the kid is creative.
It’s a HOUSE CAT
It is with the utmost respect that I present you with … :
The WIN!
lol, WIN!
Is it a “house cat” or a “cathouse”, hmmmm? LOL. Gotta wonder at the age of the artist!
JUST GOT TO YOUR COMMENT…YEAH! HANNA! YOU WIN….at last….i was beginingto think it was a total FAIL @ cat-house humor…ypu have renewed my faith in *comments*…thank you
Agreed. I didn’t think it was a fail at all. House-cat. It’s art: Subjective.
AGAIN!!! ***CAT HOUSE*** geesh!!! does nobody know *CAT HOUSE* ….iu’m ASOOOOO disapoionted in you all…:(
NOT *iu’m* but *i’m*….ttf
For some reason it took me a long time to figure out what was wrong. I need sleep.
Don’t worry. It took me a few seconds the first time I looked at it, too.
http://www.momstop.blogspot.com
I see that cat’s eye is used as house window – so there might have been some idea behind that house.
This is done on purpose, and therefore does not classify as fail IMO. Same applies to a few other posts – please post only FAILURE.
Well, you’ve posted a pretty good failure there, so thanks for starting that one off.
lol.
B-B-B-B-BURN OF THE WEEK!
i second that motion
thirded.
quaded
Quinted.
by what part do you mean purpose? the drawing, or are you saying it’s edited?
Kermis you are ‘takes stuff too pedantically’ FAIL
Imo this post and the above commenters are just trying too hard to be funny FAIL.
You don’t understand, it’s art!
A new creature: half-cat, half house.
Half man, half bear and half pig.
No it’s more like half bear, half man and half pig
no its half pig, half bear,half man
No its MAN-BEAR-PIG!!!
Bear-man-pig, Bear-man-pig.. does whatever a Bear-man-pig does.
(couldn’t resist)
South Park/Simpsons cross-reference fail.
Manbearpig must be stopped! I’m cereal!!
/Al Gore
Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon?
Because you work there luring them in through the back door?
South Park quote FAIL!
Fraction fail
reference fail. i’m super-duper cereal.
NAh it’s “I’m Totally cereal guys! Fur real!”
All South Park references? You can do better than that. I don’t think anyone here has heard of My Neighbor Totoro…
i haz:P
i would have laughed more, if the person (i think its anonomnomfailnonymous) drawed a long cat instead of a house-cat.
Drawed?
Seriously… that’s even a White Trash fail.
Like drawed and quartered.
Shit, it’s drawn! Damn. I fail.
Defying the expectations built up by the other pictures – this is a clear art WIN.
I guess that’s a pretty easy mistake to make. I mean it’s clearly a centaur in the top right.
Are you sure that’s not an Animagus in the top right?
The teacher still posted it in the art fair, so either the artist was “special” or the teacher really appreciated their rendering of the tree.
You gotta admit, that is one damn fine tree.
Indeed, it is a pretty tree. And it looks better than the doggie that’s to the right of it.
It’s a happy little tree, to be sure. Bob Ross would be proud.
I’m a speacial ed teacher, and this definately looks like somtething my students would do. I would certainly hang this somewhere, it helps their self esteem, besides one out five is not bad!!!
lol wtf?
Don’t you get ART, man? A what this ARTIST is trying to SAY about not just THEMSELVES but the state of SOCIETY?
“A what” eh-wot?
House cat.
CAT-FREAKIN-HOUSE!!!
I like the white dog ( a maltese i think ) but to be fair, the cat is by far the hardest to draw of those. so maybe they did it in protest of being treated unfair by the teacher.
Well, all the others are lame reproductions of nature, only the house-cat is leaving the worn-out paths and thus is the only one deserving the headline “Visual Art”. Plus it is a clear modern architecture win.
Hmm… I’d have to say more of a ‘post-modern’ architecture win. That half-a-house is very Michael Graves, while the side that’s meant to be a cat…eh… sorry. Architecture jokes just aren’t funny.
Agreed that it was intentional, though, and the fail is truly in the not getting of the joke.
haha.. that is actually pretty funny
dude, wheres my cat-car ?
It was taken by NANANaNananaNaNa CAT-MAN!
he or she was thinking outside the box, they are obviously good artists. look at the cat its eye is the window its ear is the smoke chimney. brilliant win!
I don’t think there was any thinking inside the box to be honest.
Its hard for those inside the box to see those on the outside.
Let’s hope the cat thinks inside the box…
but what if the cat’s dead?
WE JUST DON’T KNOW, MAN. WE JUST DON’T KNOW
Schrodinger’s WIN!
Right above the edge of the cat photo, isn’t there some blue behind that photo? Could it be that the cat photo is just superimposed? I forget the name that popular application people use for these things. It’s a name, but it also doubles as a verb because of its popularity….what is it again…?
Yeah… It was something like… Pictostore, or something….
are you serious, or are you just trying to avoid the filter?
Just kidding around, although I seriously believe it’s photoshopped. But what filter are you talking about?
Honestly, why would they bother to photoshop something like this? it’s totally plausible. Don’t be demented.
Sarcasm understanding fail
“Lolcat builder”?
now 4 bilding lolhouse!
You kidding me? It’s the best one among all others! That’s the only creative kid out there, and that’s art today, creation. The kid went farther.
Fail on the other ones.
How is this an art fail. Its abstract expressionism from the dadaist period.
Art history knowledge fail.
Abstract expressionism has nothing to do with the Dada movement.
Also, grammar and capitalization fail.
Elmer’s?
(‘Shopped or not, this is fetchingly brilliant)
Use of the word “fetchingly” FTW!!!
It’s obviously a house cat.
CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…
Maybe the kid just really really didn’t wanna draw a cat. sounds like something a kid would do
It took me a second to see the fail, I thought it was just skillz fail xD
anyone hit the “possibly related posts”??? I mean – WTH??? They’re poems about Jesus and stuff.
‘possibly’ in this context means ‘not at all’
Took me just a second to get the fail! Someone didn’t listen to the instructions, or else has problems much more serious than that!
and so it is people who do not get the fails, that will give birth to the house cat children. thank you for watching How it Fails, i’m Lynne Adams.
lolhousecat sez: “IM IN UR DROING, MAKIN A PIEM TARADOX!”
I love it! That is a win absolutely.
and thanks for noticing how HAPPY i am
What is with the loser who just colored two white poofy things on either side of the poodle?
I don’t know, maybe they were RETARDED. Actually, forget the maybe, we already know they are retarded ‘coz they drew a HOUSE on half of an ANIMAL.
There is no such thing as half house. Houses don’t mate.
I KNOW! THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN’!
How about a half-way house? Maybeh teh kitteh did catnip!
Those are called feet. They’re actually quite common, especially in mammals.
Good one!
Isn’t that really all a poodle is?
That’s not a poodle. It’s a bichon frise.
It’s a bijon frise, actually. It looks like this is the wall for an open house event. I mean, I remember being in school at that age. There was always a freakin’ kid who did something retarded.
That’s a freshman art class, hence “visual art 9″ and the fact that the other pictures didn’t end up looking like half-stick figures, and why that one on the left isn’t just cut in half.
All the better.
Perhaps it is half a house left over from some natural disaster and now there’s a giant mutant kitteh preparing for attack!
OLD! This was up just a few weeks ago. Timeliness FAIL.
Housecat. Most people would think he’s retarded, but that kid is a frikken poet.
Kitty go SMASH into side of house.
As an art teacher, I laughed at this until I wept. I have given high-schoolers that very assignment.
Maybe the kid had a really lazy eye.
One eye saw the cat, the other the house.
Teacher creativity recognition fail
Or is it a WIN?
This is clearly an art WIN.
He/She wants less stray cats and more house cats!!!
The half-cat doesn’t seem amused at all by this.
she has skill
The subject is obviously the grass since that is the one thing the photo and drawing have in common.
that was me…’cept i said “i’m drawing a freakin’ *CAT HOUSE*!! but i’m older & much wiser….
LAST…..and might i add…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…CAT HOUSE…
Actually, the fail is the bichon..they dont have a long tail, but small one. It cant be a leg since the most part of ther rear legs ar ein the picture, and almost complete.
Btw, great house cat!
I totally would have done something like that in art class, I was remarkably clueless as a lad.
I wonder if the teacher praised the kid for his creativity and out-of-the-box thinking?
How many people fail to realize that this is a high-school freshmen art class?
“Visual Art 9″ seems a little bit complex for elementary school students. If they were, there would likely have been some half-stick-figure animals in there.
This kid has talent. He or she is clearly a very clever smart-ass, and a brilliantly hilarious one at that. This isn’t fail. It isn’t win. It transcends both. It is Art PWNAGE.
Is it a cat?
Is it a house?
Neither dumbshit, its a retarded child.
You have an appropriate name.
… misspelled, naturally.
omg thats fricken pretty retarded what dumbass cant even see that the other half is a cat haha you cant mix up cat and house, what a dumbshit RETARD!
Hey look, a house cat!
haha
I love it!
well the kids good at drawing u gotta admit
no he drew a cat for the other end of the farm darn kid
Well, it could be a fail at art….
Or an EPIC fail of genetics.
For all we know, this kid’s got a domestic companion that also serves as storage space.
They’re all actually quite good pictures for little kids. Well, despite the obvious.
I like the cat/house one. That’s a stupid art project to give kids, anyway. “Make sure you draw what the teacher expects!” Good on you, kid.
wow the people who drew those are excellent artists but whoever did the cat probably got kicked out
…
HOuse cat!!!
i drew a house!
the art teacher is the one that fails.
i was there when that happened.
the other half was a house, but she added the pic of a cat for a funny prank
…
not very funny
ASDFASDGADSF
markypoo smells like a bag of old dicks and cheeseburger meat.
thats what i called art